All jokes aside (sort of...), your "I like scrolling down unfamiliar web pages and seeing pictures that are nice and new to me!" smile, just wants to jump right into the preface of "Hey!...What Has Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. Done For Dentistry Lately, Anyway?," and there, we find that HSR IS CONTINUING HIS HIGH-FLYING ADVENTURE THROUGH HIS FAVORITE STYLE...WITH A HOT AIR BALLOON, AFFECTIONATELY CALLED "BUBBLE,"
AND HE STARTED THIS ADVENTURE NEAR HIS OLD COLLEGE STOMPING GROUND... WHICH IS...
...POINT LOMA UNIVERSITY...
IN BEAUTIFUL SAN DIEGO...
AND HSR IS HEADED NORTH...
...JUST TO SEE THE WONDERFUL AND NATURAL SIGHTS FIRST HAND, UP CLOSE, AND PERSONAL...
...AND TODAY, HE'S GIVING A RIDE TO TWO CUTTING EGDE, CUTIE PIE TWINS...
KNOWN AS THE SISTERS SUGAR AND DANDY ROSE, WHO JUST HAD TO BRING THEIR PRECIOUS AND PRETTY POOCHES ALONG FOR THE RIDE...
AND BOY IS HSR EVER SO SURPRISED AND GRATEFUL WHEN THEY OFFER HIM A FIVE COURSE GOURMET MEAL
CONSISTING OF, FIRST, A HYPER-NUTRITIOUS SALAD
WHICH CONTAINS MANY EDIBLE LEAVES, THE NAMES OF WHICH HE COULD HARDLY EVEN PRONOUNCE!...
...AND...
...A LAMB CHOP ENSEMBLE THAT STILL HAS
HSR'S MOUTH WATERING AFTER!...
FOLLOWED BY A FAT AND DELECTABLE CUT OF FISH FRESH FROM THE CLEAN OCEAN SEAS!...
AND SOME MORE OTHER STUFF,
BUT, IT'S ALL TOPPED OFF WITH A GENEROUS SLICE AND/OR THREE OF FINE-CUISINE-QUALIFYING
AND MOISTLY-SUCCULENT PECAN PIE!...AND
ALL OF THIS SALIVATING GASTRONOMIC ACTIVITY IS UNDERTAKEN WHILE AIRBORNE
FIRST STARTING OVER DANA POINT
WITH ITS SUNNY-BEACH SELF!
THEN, 1000 STEPS BEACH SLOWLY COMES UP
AND THE LOCALS SAY THAT THERE REALLY ARE A THOUSAND STEPS...AND...
...THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET SO TIRED OF CLIMBING, THAT THEY GO BACK HOME...NOT!
"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND," ASKS DANDY ROSE...
"YEAH, BUT SHE SAID THAT SHE NEEDED SOME SPACE, SO I HAVEN'T BEEN HEARING FROM HER FOR ABOUT A MONTH NOW," ADMITS HSR...
"WELL, WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE WATERS, COME SIT AND JOIN US ON YOUR NICE COUCH HERE, AND WE "COMMUNICATE" MORE!" OFFERS DANDY!
"I'D LIKE TO DO THAT, AND GIGGLE AND PLAY A LITTLE WITH YOU TWO, BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS CRAFT STAYS ALOFT AND SAFE FOR US!,"
"OH, AND THERE'S THE MONTAGE HOTEL!"
AN EXCITED HSR JUMPS!...
"SO, MR. HSR...CAN YOU SPEND SOME TIME WITH US WHEN WE FINALLY TOUCH DOWN?" ASKS SUGAR ROSE, " WE JUST WANT TO TALK A LITTLE...AND LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU!"...
"WELL," SAYS HSR, "IT IS...
"STARTING TO GET DARK...
"LET'S SET THIS BABY DOWN HERE, AT CRESCENT POINT!"
AND SUGAR AND DANDY BOTH SAY, "YEAH...WE LIKE BABIES!"
"HEY! THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD THING!" RESPONDS HSR!
SO, THEY LAND ON THE BEACH AND HSR TUCKS EVERYTHING AWAY...
AND DANDY ROSE SAYS, "WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN WITH THE POOCHES TO GET SOME THINGS...WE'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT! M'KAY!"
THEN, SUGAR AND DANDY ROSE GIVE HSR KISSES ON THE CHEEK AND CONVINCING HUGS...
"SURE," SAYS HSR, AS HE STARTS TO LAY BACK ON THE WARM SAND FOR A LITTLE SNOOZE...
AND...ALMOST IMMEDIATELY... HSR STARTS "SAWING LOGS" AND DREAMING ABOUT THE MOON AND THE STARS...
AND OTHER SCENARIOS THAT HAVE SOME VISIONS THAT MAY HAVE ALTERNATIVE MEANINGS...
THEN, A WARM NOCTURNAL FEELING COMES OVER HIM WHEN HE FUZZILY IMAGINES HIS SOMETIMY GIRLFRIEND...
THEN, HE VISUALIZES HIS PARENTS ROMANTICALLY DANCING UNDER A LOVELY
WANING CRESCENT MOON...
YIKES! IS THIS A SEA
MONSTER?!
AND HE NEXT FONDLY REMEMBERS A COLLEGE "FWB" JUST
HAVING A KENETICALLY GOOD TIME!...
"HEY! MAN...WITH THE BALLOON!...WAKE UP!" SAYS A STRANGER...
AND HSR GROGGILY PHASES OUT OF HIS DREAM STATE...
...AND SEES UPSIDE DOWN... A WOMAN...
"I HAVE A PRESSING NEED TO GET AWAY IN YOUR BALLOON!...
...NO ONE WILL THINK OF LOOKING FOR ME HERE!" HURRIEDLY SAYS THE WOMAN...
"WHO...WHY DO YOU NEED MY BALLOON..." ASKS HSR...
"BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE AFTER ME... " SHE SAYS, "AND DESPERATE PEOPLE DO ..."
"YEAH, I KNOW...DESPERATE THINGS!" CONTINUES HSR...
"WHAT...YOU PACKIN' HEAT OR SOMETHING?" HSR ASKS...
"ERR...YES...I'M PACKIN'...AAH...HEAT...SO LET'S GO, NOW !"
SO WITH THE DAWN OF THE SUN,
THEY GO UP IN THE AIR AND PAST THE SURF
..HSR HAS TO TAKE OFF, WITHOUT SUGAR AND DANDY ROSE...AND ON AN EMPTY STOMACH! OH, NO!
"WITH A LITTLE MORE TIME, THE SISTERS AND I COULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH FUN...BUT NOW..." THINKS HSR TO HIMSELF...
SHE TAKES OFF HER HAT AND GLASSES AND
SAYS TO HSR WHEN THEY ARE IN THE AIR, "I NEED YOU TO GO OVER THE OCEAN OVER THAT WAY...NOW!" SHE SAYS. AS SHE POINTS OUT INTO THE
WILD BLUE YONDER..
HERE'S A LITTLE "HEAT" FOR YOU
FOR YOUR TROUBLES," SAYS THE WOMAN, AS SHE SMILES...
AND JUST THEN, A NEARBY WHALE SHOWS THAT
IT'S AS HAPPY AS A LARK!
"WOW!...BUT WHY ALL OF THIS CASH?" ASKS HSR.
"OH, THAT'S NOTHING!...QUIET IS KEPT, I'M INTO THE
ESPIONAGE BUSINESS, AND, I REALLY CAN'T USE ANY OF THAT RIGHT NOW...WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" SHE FINISHES...
"MY NAME IS DR. R...DR. HSR...BUT NOW...YOU CAN CALL ME RICH!" LAUGHS HSR...
"STOP RIGHT ABOUT HERE WITH THE BALLOON, HSR RICH!" SHE DEMANDS...
"BUT THERE'S JUST WATER...YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF, LADY...LET'S TALK THINGS OVER...HERE...ON MY COUCH!...PLEASE!" HSR PLEADS, FOR HER NOT TO END IT ALL...
"OH NO...IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!...BUT I THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE!" THE SPY SAYS..."WHEN I COME BACK TO AMERICA, WE'LL MEET AGAIN!"
AND SHE LAVISHES A "CZECHOSLOVAKIAN KISS" IN BOTH OF HIS EARS AND PUTS SOMETHING IN HIS POCKET!...
AND HSR IS SORT OF DIZZY AND SPELLBOUND
WITH THE SWEETNESS OF IT ALL...
AND SUDDENLY...SHE JUMPS OVERBOARD...AND INTO THE WATERS!...
AND A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY...
A SUB COMES UP!...
AND SHE ENTERS INTO THE TOP OF IT
AND THEY DISAPPEAR...
ALL WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS!...
"OMG!...NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE ME ABOUT ANY OF THIS!" A STUNNED HSR SHOUTS!...
Love Toothbrush®"I beg you...don't run out of money!"
Instead of spreading out the face really wide...
with a maxi-stretched, feel-good, and adorning smile
...make the corners of your mouth smash into each other with a "Great Colliding Suck Back" move!
...I can just feel the negative vacuum pressure right now!...
It looks like a mathematical "infinity sign" turned on one end!
Who knows when Man and Woman first started doing this mouth motion?...
...in the B.C.s or something?
I don't know if it even had or has a special social signaling significance!
Does it mean, "Come on...Let's...?"
...
Here's a hand-assisted version, probably coupled with an "OMG!":
Really, I tried to find a consistent name for this special facial expression, but
I couldn't find a "unifying" term already in use...
so I coined the term "LoopiSmile!"
If you venture to do this facial variation...
...please keep this expression short lived on your face...
Do not walk around for hours like this!...
People will notice and maybe...
...place extra distance between them and you!
Uh oh...
Well, whaddayaknow...there's always an eccentric one
...in every bunch!
Now introducing an 18 second Exhibit A in the elucidation of the LoopiSmile:
Yes!
Take a LoopiSmile Selfie and share it in cyberspace with your close contacts!
And maybe...just maybe...exchange LoopiSmile Kisses with your partner...
...and possibly reach new and higher heights!
Are the lips more prone to extra-sensational sensitivity when hyper looped like this?
Let's do a double-blind study!
So...you haven't tried the...
LoopiSmile Kiss yet?
Go ahead!...
I dare you!...
...Come on and try it!...
...Just Once!
It just might be mmm mmm Good!
May you have many...groove to a beat at least once a day!...aah, yes--"Peanut Butter Twix!"...don't waste your time--time costs too much!...smiles!
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