You did?...well, then, that's okay!...so come on in and have a seat, while I turn on an old-school
movie projector that my "I'm going to take care of some serious business, but, after, I'm "gonna get down 'n party!" smile" is using, to show today's matinee treat, which is continued from "Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 3.," and that HAD HSR ALMOST WAY UP NEAR THE ASTROSPHERE
IN HIS WELL-STOCKED, PRESSURIZED, LIVE-IN, NEAR-OUTER-SPACE CABIN,
SUPPORTED BY A HYDROGEN BALLON,
WHICH CAN TAKE HIM UP EVEN HIGHER THAN A HELIUM BALLON,
AND HE'S ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH HIS POPCORN AND BON-BONS WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE "ALIENS,"
AND, HE GETS UP TO PLAY...
AND FLOAT...TO THE FRIDGE...
TO GET SOME ICE WATER...
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN...
AN EMERGENCY ALARM
GOES OFF, WHICH MEANS...THAT THE CABIN IS LOSING PRESSURE!...RAPIDLY!...
SO, HSR IMMEDIATELY DONS HIS PRESSURIZED SUIT AND PREPARES TO PARACHUTE JUMP OUT OF HIS TOO-SWEET MAN-CAVE..."DANG!"...
AND NOW HE'S OUT IN THE HIGH SKY!...
WITH THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH QUICKLY COMING UP TO HIM FOR A "MEET AND GREET!"
AND HSR DEPLOYS HIS CHUTE AT THE RIGHT TIME...
BUT, HE SEEMS TO BE IN THE WRONG PLACE, BECAUSE...
HE'S LOOKING DOWN AT THE PROSPECT OF...
BEING STRANDED FOR DAYS IN A TROPICAL RAINFOREST
WHICH SEEMS TO STRETCH OVER THE HORIZON
AS FAR AS HIS EYES CAN SEE...
ALL AROUND HIM...
OH...AND LAST TIME, WE DISCOVERED WHAT HE DID THE FIRST DAY, BUT TODAY...
STARTING IN THE EARLY MORNING,
HE MUST DECIDE WHICH WAY TO HEAD...TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION!...
AND TO DO THIS, HE BENDS OVER AND PICKS UP SOME LEAVES...
THEN, HE THROWS THEM UP IN THE AIR,
AND...
THE LEAVES OBEDIENTLY FOLLOW THE BLOWING WIND ONE DIRECTION
"I'M GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION," SAYS HSR TO HIMSELF...
WHICH MEANS THAT HE WILL BE WALKING TOWARD THE JUNGLE SUN RISE...
AND HE SEES A MOUNTAIN FAR IN THE DISTANCE,
AND DECIDES TO USE IT AS A BEARING TO KEEP HIM FROM WALKING IN CIRCLES!...
SO, AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS OF WALKING, AND FEELING THE RAIN
START AND STOP AT LEAST THREE TIMES,
AND THE RAIN TASTES GOOD STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SKY,
LIKE IT DID WHEN HE WAS A KID
BUT...
THEN IT'S DRY AGAIN...
AND HE STILL GETS A LITTLE THIRSTY!...
AND HE COMES ACROSS A GIANT
BUCKET ORCHID!...
"THOSE BABIES DON'T COME THIS HUGE BACK HOME!...LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BUCKET!...
HSR THEN LOOKS UNDER THE LID, WHICH IS USED BY THE PLANT TO TRAP INSECTS...
AND HE SEES SOME LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM...
NOT KNOWING WHAT'S ULTIMATELY IN THE WATERY LIQUID CONCENTRATE...
AND BEING AS THIRSTY AS HECK...
HE SEES A TREE RIGHT THERE THAT HAS A FLAT SPOT ON TOP
TO COMFORTABLY LAY DOWN ON WITHOUT FALLING EASILY...
"I'LL DRINK SOME OF THIS STUFF THEN CLIMB UP AND REST A LITTLE...
...OUT OF THE WAY OF PREDATORS!," HE THINKS TO HIMSELF...
SO, HSR SWALLOWS THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET ORCHID IN ONE BIG GULP AND HEADS UP THE TREE...
AND WHEN HE RELAXES A LITTLE, HE LOOKS OVER, AND SEES...
WHOA!...
AND THEN HE CLOSES HIS EYES...
...AND ALMOST INSTANTLY...
THE "JUICE" FROM THE BUCKET ORCHID...
PHARMACOLOGICALLY "SLAPS HIM GOOD N' PROPER!"...
...WITH HIM THINKING SURREALLY THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE BLOWING "FAIRY DUST" HIS WAY...
THAT WILL HAVE HIM..."OH MY GOSH!," HSR THINKS, "WHAT AM I "SEEING"...I'M
TRIPPING!...IN A MAJOR WAY!"...
""WTF" IS IN THAT BUCKET JUICE!"
"I'M SURE THAT THIS EXUDATE DISORIENTS LITTLE FLIES AND BUGS...BUT...
"I'VE NEVER DONE LSD OR ECSTASY
AND THIS _ _ _ _ IS KICKIN' MY _ _ _!...
HEY!
SHE'S...WHAT'S HER NAME!...
WAIT! ARE MY EYES OPEN NOW?
THAT'S A...
I CAN'T TAKE THIS...
I'MA OPEN MY EYES!... IN THREE...
TWO...
ONE!
NOW
SHUCKS!...
THIS IS SOME STRONG STUFF!
CAN I LEARN FROM THIS EXPERIENCE?...
LET'S SEE!...
I'MA STARE AT THAT ONE ABOVE...
AND SEE IF THERE ARE SOME GOOD ANSWERS TO MY GOOD QUESTIONS
AFTER ALL...
THE QUESTION
DICTATES THE SPECIFIC DIRECTIONALITY OF THE ANSWER!
...
HSR SEEMS TO "CONNECT," WITH MORE "CLARIFYING" CONCEPTS COMING TO HIM!
...
HSR OPENS UP TO HIMSELF, "IT SEEMS THAT THERE ARE
MULTIPLE UNIVERSES IN MY MIND
EMANATING FROM MY MIND...
BOTH RECEPTIVE AND REACTIVE
MINDS HAVE TO BE THE "ALIVE" CENTERS OF THE UNIVERSES...
OTHERWISE...
THE UNIVERSES WILL NOT BE
COSMOLOGICALLY APPRECIATED!...AND STUDIED!...AND WONDERED AT...!
AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!"...
"HEY!...CUTIE PIE!
...COME TO POPPA!"...
"W--W--WAIT A MINUTE!...
WHAT WILL MY DENTIST SAY
ABOUT THIS TOOTH DREAM!...
SHEESH!...
AWW, NAWW...
I AIN'T ABOUT TO GO DOWN THIS TREE...
AND SEE WHAT'S IN THAT BOX!
I'MA LET THIS STUFF WEAR OFF FIRST!
...WHAT!...THAT
MONKEY'S MAKING FUN OF ME?
Love Toothbrush®
"Honk your horn less, and be a little more patient while driving, please!...I promise to, also!"
The one and only...Prince Cyril!...
...is desperate to have a good showing of his team at the...
The 150th "Annual Polo Match of the Enchanted Kingdoms"
between the Royal Families of the tiny, yet super rich, Principalities of Inchantedlandia
(just north of Liechtenstein)...
...and Rubyopia
(just north of Switzerland)...
...and today's valiant and aggressive playmaking by both teams, each with the finest and most genetically-pedigreed polo horses
in the world, leaves both clubs in a tight and hotly contested battle, 10 goals to 9...
...with Rubyopia leading, and just
thirty seconds are left on the clock!
between the Royal Families of the tiny, yet super rich, Principalities of Inchantedlandia
(just north of Liechtenstein)...
...and Rubyopia
(just north of Switzerland)...
...and today's valiant and aggressive playmaking by both teams, each with the finest and most genetically-pedigreed polo horses
in the world, leaves both clubs in a tight and hotly contested battle, 10 goals to 9...
...with Rubyopia leading, and just
thirty seconds are left on the clock!
These oldest of the old money groups are fiercely fighting to win this "Ultimate Socio-Political Upper Crust Bragging Rights Tournament" for the year!...
...So, "Nationalistic Prides" are at stake here!
...So, "Nationalistic Prides" are at stake here!
Not wanting the supreme embarrassment of losing, the Prince of Inchantedlandia, Cyril von Weidenhoffen de Letterfrausen, rushes in during the closing moments of the game with his horse, and quickly substitutes, to invigorate his team immediately back into contention!...
And look at this!...right off the bat, the Prince, seemingly and deliberately grasps matters into his own hands by slyly intercepting a crisp pass between two of the opposing players...
...and he heartily runs it downfield on his valiant, cream-of-the-crop thoroughbred, as if he is saving the respect of the whole population of "The Motherland itself!!...
Which is true!...He is!...
Now, he squares up to place a leaning and contorted shot, that goes between the front and back legs of his horse, but to do so, he has to curve over so much, that after the shot, he falls off of his horse, to the ground!...
And look at this!...right off the bat, the Prince, seemingly and deliberately grasps matters into his own hands by slyly intercepting a crisp pass between two of the opposing players...
...and he heartily runs it downfield on his valiant, cream-of-the-crop thoroughbred, as if he is saving the respect of the whole population of "The Motherland itself!!...
Which is true!...He is!...
Now, he squares up to place a leaning and contorted shot, that goes between the front and back legs of his horse, but to do so, he has to curve over so much, that after the shot, he falls off of his horse, to the ground!...
But he sees that the ball squirts into the goal and away from any competitor's desperate reach!...
And the crowd goes wild!...
"Thee" Prince Cyril, yes... is the Hero of this game!...
Even though the game ends in a tie...neither team lost...both clubs will have a chance to settle this Championship again...in 365 days!
So both National Teams leave with their heads held high, proud of the expert play by their Team Members...and Stallions!
You can bet that they will be talking about that final play and shot for a long while, with the heroics and tough conditions "building larger" each time that this great play is told...
...in future conversations!
But,
after some of the grand celebrations ebb somewhat, one of the Prince's cheeks "feels a little funny!"...
And, of course, Cyril, without haste, thinks of the one and only Dental Expert who is "royally qualified" to even touch his Dentition:
Dr. Olah Orala!...you bet!
The good Doctor, by the way, has clients in the Royal Families of both Principalities!
So, yes, they enjoy communicating on a first-name basis!
"Dr. Olah!," the Prince says over the phone, wanting to speak to the Great Dental Fixer himself, asks, "I'm in a little bit of a jam...are you available?"
"Dear Prince Cyril...," oozes Dr. Orala, I just happen to be in my small abode in Oslo
"right now...
..."which is only a hop, skip, and a jump from where you are now, Cyril ...Oh!...
..."and I just heard about your last second, Gold-Medal-worthy, gymnastic polo heroics to save the tie...and save face!" says the astonished sounding Orala, "but, of course, your intensity of play is peerless!, " as the Doctor looks at the coast below
And Cyril says, "well, you know I had to ensure that the game's outcome was acceptable...or I would never hear the end of it!"
Orala continues, "I admire your talent and your bravery and courage, Cyril ...
"My presence with you is imminent!"
And on his way out the door, Orala looks at his latest painted he acquired...
And he blows a kiss to the statute
in a side meditation area...
Then, after supersonically jetting in...
...the good Dr. is wisked away to a dedicated dental facility
in the the Prince's ornate castle,
and to get there, they have to pass through
a beautiful secret garden,
and then,
several cavernous, grand-artwork-filled megarooms like
And the crowd goes wild!...
"Thee" Prince Cyril, yes... is the Hero of this game!...
Even though the game ends in a tie...neither team lost...both clubs will have a chance to settle this Championship again...in 365 days!
So both National Teams leave with their heads held high, proud of the expert play by their Team Members...and Stallions!
You can bet that they will be talking about that final play and shot for a long while, with the heroics and tough conditions "building larger" each time that this great play is told...
...in future conversations!
But,
after some of the grand celebrations ebb somewhat, one of the Prince's cheeks "feels a little funny!"...
And, of course, Cyril, without haste, thinks of the one and only Dental Expert who is "royally qualified" to even touch his Dentition:
Dr. Olah Orala!...you bet!
The good Doctor, by the way, has clients in the Royal Families of both Principalities!
So, yes, they enjoy communicating on a first-name basis!
"Dr. Olah!," the Prince says over the phone, wanting to speak to the Great Dental Fixer himself, asks, "I'm in a little bit of a jam...are you available?"
"Dear Prince Cyril...," oozes Dr. Orala, I just happen to be in my small abode in Oslo
"right now...
..."which is only a hop, skip, and a jump from where you are now, Cyril ...Oh!...
..."and I just heard about your last second, Gold-Medal-worthy, gymnastic polo heroics to save the tie...and save face!" says the astonished sounding Orala, "but, of course, your intensity of play is peerless!, " as the Doctor looks at the coast below
And Cyril says, "well, you know I had to ensure that the game's outcome was acceptable...or I would never hear the end of it!"
Orala continues, "I admire your talent and your bravery and courage, Cyril ...
"My presence with you is imminent!"
And on his way out the door, Orala looks at his latest painted he acquired...
And he blows a kiss to the statute
in a side meditation area...
Then, after supersonically jetting in...
...the good Dr. is wisked away to a dedicated dental facility
in the the Prince's ornate castle,
and to get there, they have to pass through
a beautiful secret garden,
and then,
several cavernous, grand-artwork-filled megarooms like
And then they go through the one where the first banking incorporations took place.
And another, where important peace treaties were signed.
Then, they passed a chariot that Prince Cyril still rides every week!...
And then, this enclave, which is one of Dr. Orala’s favorites...
...is where the genius Albert Einstein and others played together as youngsters, not necessarily knowing that each of them would profoundly change the world in their own ways!
And then, this enclave, which is one of Dr. Orala’s favorites...
...is where the genius Albert Einstein and others played together as youngsters, not necessarily knowing that each of them would profoundly change the world in their own ways!
So, they finally get to the Prince's Personal Medical/Dental Relief Room,
and, after a quick macro- and micro-clinical analysis, fortunately, only a few self-resorbing sutures are needed to close a tiny tear on an inner cheek...
...but the lesion is approximating an important nerve bundle branch, and this is artfully rectified, of course, after an immaculate disinfection!
and, after a quick macro- and micro-clinical analysis, fortunately, only a few self-resorbing sutures are needed to close a tiny tear on an inner cheek...
...but the lesion is approximating an important nerve bundle branch, and this is artfully rectified, of course, after an immaculate disinfection!
To show that he’s a tough guy, Cyril asks for all of this to be done without local anesthesia...
...however, Orala still discreetly uses a little bit of topical anesthetic to make it easier on the Prince, thus allowing him to maintain his "Strong Man" image in front of any witnesses, without too much pain!
"I’m so happy that you were able to fix me up!," says Cyril afterward, as he wells up with emotion, "Please, my friend...
...I invite you to stay at one of my favorite vacation spots for a couple of weeks or even a month, I beg you...with all amenities provided!"
"Do I get to choose which one, because I've been meaning to get out to,..."
...smiles Dr. Orala, who is soon joined in the laugh by the Prince, who knows exactly which estate he's talking about!
...I invite you to stay at one of my favorite vacation spots for a couple of weeks or even a month, I beg you...with all amenities provided!"
"Do I get to choose which one, because I've been meaning to get out to,..."
...smiles Dr. Orala, who is soon joined in the laugh by the Prince, who knows exactly which estate he's talking about!
...and the so-called "balance of forces" throughout “The Sphere” is maintained!
But, what's this?
As Dr. Orala is boarding his jet, he gets an emergency call from a member of the Royal Family of Rubyopia, to, you guessed it, heal one of them!
Oh, boy!...
It sometimes seems that a Doctor's work is never done...
...especially whenever the high-maintenance and fussy needs
of Battling Billionaires are concerned!...
May you have many...really, has a fly ever flown out of your wallet when you were low on funds?...they say that the best medicines and foods are raw fruits and vegetables!...to keep a nice smile---floss and brush a lot, and--mind your own business!...smiles!
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