My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me! Part 2.

So this is the time of year when many parts of the Northern Hemisphere get really cold outside and many people get a chance to see some "sky flakes"

and, scientifically, no two are ever exactly the same, which is a pretty awesome fact, remembering that there have been uncountable quadrillions to the quadrillionth power of snowflakes, and more, in Earth's history, and you and your "I was at the art gallery show the other day, and I saw the cutest picture..

and all kinds of sharp, innocent, and fragrant memories fluttered back into my mind" smile, are all bundled up, with some steamy hot chocolate and a thick blanket guaranteed to make it feel like the Sahara Desert, and you are about to drift off and dream about the last time we talked about "My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off...And Now Lots Of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him--Right In Front Of Me! Part 1." where HSR JUST GOT A NEW HIGH-POWERED QUADRUPLE CONCAVE AND CONVEX LENS "VISUAL/AUDIO SCOPE"

WHICH CAN ZOOM IN AND CATCH ACTION MANY MILES AWAY...

AND CAN ALSO PICK UP ON REAL-TIME CONVERSATIONS WHERE IT IS FOCUSED,

AND HSR FINDS OUT THAT THESE LADIES ARE, OF COURSE, TALKING ABOUT THE NEW CUTE GUY AT THE OFFICE!...AND IF THE THREE OF THEM SHOULD...(PLEASE COVER YOUR EARS!)...

 SO, NOW,  HE LOOKS RIGHT ACROSS THE WAY AND SEES

NOT MUCH ACTION AT HIS BROTHER'S PLACE...YET...

BUT HSR PROMISES NOT TO BE A PEEPING TOM...

SO HE SCANS THE ACTION AT THE BEACH...

AND HE ZOOMS IN A LITTLE CLOSER...

AND APPARENTLY THIS GUY WANTS TO TEMPT HIS FEMALE FRIEND

INTO TAKING A CRUISE IN THE CARIBBEAN FOR A WHOLE MONTH, AND FOR HER TO JUST DROP HER JOB AND FAMILY, AND THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND, AND FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM...

HMMM...I WONDER IF SHE WILL FALL FOR THAT!

AND THESE TWO KIDS ARE SAYING,

"HEY, LET'S QUICKLY BURY THESE SAND CRABS BACK IN THE SAND BEFORE THE SEA GULLS GET TO THEM AND EAT THEM, OKAY!"

NOW HSR SWINGS HIS SCOPE TO THE DOWNTOWN AREA AND...

OMG!

HEY!...THIS HAPPY GUY DANCIN'...I CAN HEAR HIM...

HE'S SAYING..."I GOT A WOMAN, WAY OVER TOWN, THAT'S GOOD TO ME...OH YEAH!...(RAY CHARLES)

"RIGHT ON!" FIST PUMPS HSR, IN AGREEMENT!...

THEN HSR, WITH HIS EYES CLOSED...

SWINGS AND POINTS HIS TELE IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, AND THEN HE OPENS HIS EYES AGAIN...AND SEES...

WELL, LO AND BEHOLD...UH OH...

SOMEONE'S WATCHING THE WATCHER!
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"Always tell the truth, so you don't have to "'memba" whole long strings of lies!"



















OMG! Do I love my man!...

My handsome, young, virile, sweet man!...

He just got his braces off...

And boy, does he look so "foine!!"

And I can tell that he loves me too, because he shows it, and tells me a lot that he does.

But some of these women out there have no shame!...

Ever since he got his braces off, it seems like the women around seem more flagrant and daring in trying to get his attention...even when I'm right next to him...with his arm around me!

"Fer" instance, we were at his college library, and the helper at the desk greeted us by saying, "Good Morning, I would love to help you with anything!"

And can you believe that she gave him a big, cheery, and inviting smile and completely ignored me. And then she said, "Please excuse me, I'll be right back!.

Then, that girl went over to a desk about five feet away, then, on-purposely, dropped her pen and then bent way over

to pick it up, so she could show my boyfriend her "big basketfull of goodies!"...

That's sooo not necessary!

Now, I know that my man is biologically straight...I get it!...

...and I even catch him sometimes passively looking away...

...but not for long, and then we start talking again...

And once...we were at a sports bar, taking in the hockey game, and...

I can't even go to the restroom in peace...I mean...

..when I come back from the ladies room...

...all of these scheming girls are trying to

pry him away with their crowbar tongues, to take him from me...

...Go get your own man!

"......!"

Oh...and this one girl...I hate her guts so much...and I've seen her before...

My guy and I were just minding our own business, you know, just walking down the street and this floozie pulls her car along side of us and says to my man, "Hey,  big boy...

..."Remember our first kiss in Junior High School?"

Uuuhh!

I tell you...

If my boyfriend didn't hold me back, I would have taken the stick shift off that car and...!

Please...don't get me started!

But I really do love my boyfriend, and I'll do anything...

to keep my man!





May you have many...today may be just the beginning--of many tomorrows!...if you show me yours, will I think twice before I show you mine?...have you ever taken a shower in the rain?...smiles!