Friday, May 27, 2016

Dr. Winge’s "I’m Just Sayings!"

AFTER BUILDING AND USING A BIG AIR DRONE WITH AN ATTACHED AND COMFORTABLE, BIG-SCREEN-WATCHING RECLINER, HSR GETS A LITTLE TIRED OF FLYING THAT CONTRAPTION BACK AND FORTH TO THE BEACH, AND PLUS, MANY LARGE BIRDS OF PREY KEEP DIVE-BOMBING HIM, SO HE DECIDES TO BE CLOSER AND SAFER TO THE GROUND, AND AFTER SOME THOUGHT, REFLECTION, AND CONTINUOUS INTERNET SEARCHING, HE LUCKILY COMES ACROSS SOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE OF PEOPLE SCOOTING AROUND THE CITY...


SEEMINGLY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD...AND ONE GUY WANTED TO SEE THE TRAFFIC FAR IN FRONT OF HIM, AND "EXIST ON A HIGHER PLANE," SO HE ATTACHED HIS RECLINER AND CONTROLS TO THE TOP OF HIS CAR...




...AND BOY, IS HE HAVING A RARE EXPERIENCE, AND, WOW, IS HE GETTING SOME STRANGE LOOKS!... AND ANOTHER PERSON MADE AND DRIVES A "SICK" TRANSPORTATIONAL/RECLINATIONAL MODEL, WHICH CAN COVER SOME SERIOUS DISTANCE IN JUST A LITTLE TIME...



...BUT WHEN OPERATING AT SPEEDS LIKE THAT, ONE DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTO A FENDER, OR RATHER, AN ARM-REST BENDER, BECAUSE AN AMBULANCE MAY BE NEEDED...BUT ANYWAY, HSR DETACHES HIS OLD RECLINER...



FROM THE DRONE, AND USING SOME OF HIS IMPRESSIVE ENGINEERING AND TINKERING SKILLS, IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, WALLAH!, HE HAS A FINISHED AND WORKING PROTOTYPE, WHICH IS TOTALLY QUIET AND ELECTRIC, AND HE TAKES IT OUT FOR A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK, AND PEOPLE GIVE HIM FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS GLANCES, LIKE THEY MAY BE SAYING, "WTHIT!," SO AFTER ONCE AROUND, HE PULLS BACK INTO HIS MOM'S GARAGE, AND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS, EARL, WHO SAW HSR SWOOP AROUND THE BLOCK, COMES UP TO HSR AND ASKS, "HEY, DUDE, THIS LOOKS EVEN BETTER THAN YOUR DRONE! CAN I TAKE IT FOR A QUICK SPIN?," AND, OF COURSE, HSR SAYS, "OKAY!," SO EARL CLIMBS ON AND REVS UP THE MOBLIE COUCH AND ALMOST BURNS RUBBER, AND HE SHOOTS OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY, AND MAKES A QUICK AND SHARP LEFT, THEN RIGHT TURN, PRODUCING SOME "FUNKY LOWRIDER TWO-WHEEL MOTION!"...


AND HSR SHOUTS TO EARL, "DON'T BURN ANY DOUGHNUTS ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY MOM'S HOUSE, DUDE!"...which makes a lot of sense, because HSR wants to have a lot of fun with his brand new toy, and, on top of that, asphalt doughnuts don't disappear quickly, and your "I'm trying to mathematically analyze if the state of chaos uses a verifiably greater quantity of energy than the state of harmony!" smile, appreciates the aesthetic value of things looking as pleasing as they should! 
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"With alacrity, get to know what you need to know, because we do not live long enough to know it all!"















The following are some of the many anecdotal quips made by your Dental Adventure King, Dr. Winge!:






Take care of our teeth, and they will stand up and bite/fight for you!



When deep in the middle of your passion…smile! 


Reading body language is one thing, but reading facial and lip language is more
exciting and can intimately reflect the true feelings of one's soul.


Sinister smiles have long limbs.




Throw yourself a kiss in the mirror…you’re beautiful!




There was a girl named Jill,
Who loved to roll down hills.
One day she rolled down
Fast past Jack
And nearly broke her grill. 


A smile is just a millimeter or two away from an evil sneer.


A picture is worth a thousand words, but a beautiful smile is worth millions.


If you whistle while you work, a smile is not far behind!


A nice smile may be sort of like Halloween...the motive behind it might be a trick...or a treat!


The lips have the ultimate power over the smile.


Everyone wants to look and smile like a movie star!



Your secret weapon is right out in front…your smile!


It ain't over till the fat lady...smiles!




The first one to smile...wins!


Help someone smile and you immediately make the world a happier place!


The smile can be an act that can stimulate, and it can be a reaction to stimulation.


Smiles are best when they are reciprocated.




Smiles are like peanut butter, the thicker, the better!


I'd love to hear some of your wise words in the comments section...got any?- The Management.





May you have many...is it good to always be surrounded by "yes" people, or do you need someone that tells you "no" for certain things?...hurry up! Quick! Get lost in  the music!...dogs are man's best friends, but not to strangers that those dogs think are suspicious!...smiles!

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