fortunately... I got to him first!
So, first...a toast!...
then, please...proceed!"
"Hollywood...I bought these
to look great
for You!"
I don't know what to do...
but...
...let's think of something!"
"Hi, Dr. Report!...
I've heard so much about you,
and I know that this is our first time
and I am a little nervous, and,
I don't want to disappoint, but,
let's hurry on inside
and get straight to
that "Checkers Game !""
"Sure...I'll
put down the weights
and then
let's jog!"
"Finally...no more letters!
Tonight, I see my subject,
the "Real and Corporeal" Hollywood!"
"Hollywood looks as Strong as ever!...
That's a Good Sign!"
"This looks like a great spot!
I think I'll do it right here!
Aaah...so freeing, awakening, and
...focusing!
Okay now, let's "Burn A Feel!"
That's sooo sweaty-good!
Hey, Hollywood!...Stop
pulling my leg!"
"I think I forgot something...
but,
it's not as important as
the thing I remember!"
"I wear these heels...
..for a reason!...
"Well, hi there, Reader...
I am your Friendly Story-Pusher and Master of Ceremonies
for your "Weekly Medicine!"
Now, you gulp
it down, now!
Yes!...
And for a change of pace...
...we are at the Beach today!
The sounds of the waves
always relax me and
put me in
"The Mood!"
Would you like to get in
"The Mood?"
"Well, a lot of screaming and
willing
Women are all
"Soaking Greasy" in
"The Mood!"
"Well you're first Young Lady...
Tell us why HSR is your favorite!"
"Thank you,
Miss Friendly Pusher Man!"
"HSR...I have something nice for you...
in this hand right here!
Oh...excuse me...
Wallah!...
Here it is!"
"I feel great that you're letting me
tell my side,
Miss" Friendly Ceremonial Stories!"
"Should I put on something that's
hard to put on
but easy to take off...
Or something that's easy to put on,
but
hard to take off?...
I think I'll call Hollywood!"
I have something in my purse for you,
Hollywood!
But,
You have to wait!
So,
You can wait?...
Good!"
"You're the best,
Miss Always Pushing People Around!"
"HSR...
Boy, do I ever have
some "Whopper Dreams,
but, still,
you're more that I
ever Dreamed Of!"
"I want to stand up and
take a look into your eyes!"
"That's right...look him in the eyes, Girl,
and you'll always get to the truth...
If that's what you want!
Now, I'm going to
"Crank Things Up!"
Go fast...or go slow...but not too soon!
"If you come over...
I promise to
And Today's Mysterious Episode is
Angelically gifted to you from
"Boom Boom, Work It,
Boom Boom, Pop!"
HSR tried this at Home!...
Wrong Move!
He tries to be so cute and Know-It-All!
Some say that
"It serves him right!"
Oh Boy...
With all those head injuries...
he sometimes
"Goes Loopie and Cuckoo!"
...
Well, HSR finally figured out a way
to paint,
and take out his frustrations,
and
get the Big
Bucks!
Oh yes... and he just met
this Girl that he
really likes
that
plays tricks on his Mind!
Yes,
you and your
"I was walking along the beach, and
it was raining and a little windy...and
I fell in love with the elements all over again!"
smile,
plus your friends,
want to catch
the latest update from
Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers!...X."
WHERE HSR,
A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
FINALLY ESCAPES FROM A
CAVERNOUS MULTI-STORY PETABITE CHIP
BY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO A
GASEOUS CLOUD
AND ESCAPING
THROUGH A COMPUTER VENT
AND,
IN CLOUD FORM,
HE WAFTS AWAY
FROM THE HIGH TECH,
SECRET LOCATION
WHERE HE IS BEING HELD...
AND
HE SEES AN OLD, BUT RUNNING,
CAR ON THE SIDE
OF A NEARBY DESOLATE ROAD...
THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...
AND
HSR DECIDES
TO SLIP INTO THE TRUNK
AS AN UNDETECTABLE
CLOUD OF DUST
AND
HE STAYS IN THE TRUNK
FOR A WHILE...
THEN,
HIS VAPORS
GO INTO THE BACK SEAT...
AND HE MATERIALIZES
BACK INTO HUMAN FORM
AND THE DRIVER,
WHO DOESN'T SEEM AT ALL SURPRISED...
SEEMS LIKE
SHE IS EXPECTING HIM....
"HELLO THERE, HSR," SHE SAYS...
"I'VE BEEN COMING HERE EVERYDAY
FOR A WHILE...
WAITING PATIENTLY...
...SO I COULD BE HERE,
WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND OUT
HOW TO FREE YOURSELF!...
...AND IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU FINALLY CAME OUT!"
"WHO ARE YOU," ASKS HSR...
"I'M SYLVANIORA...AND I'M HOMO
CYBERGRAPHICUS...
...JUST LIKE YOU!...
AND...
"WAIT!," PERKS UP HSR,
"YOU MEAN THAT THERE'S TWO OF US!?"...
"YES,"
SHE RESPONDS,
"WE NEED TO SORT OUT ALL OF THIS,
AND GET UP TO SPEED, HSR."
"AND THERE'S A FOOD STOP COMING UP...
...IN A BUNCH OF MILES" GRINS HSR...
"SO, TELL ME, SYLVANIORA," HE CONTINUES,
AS HE WIPES HIS SWEATY BROW
FROM THE
SCORCHING DESERT HEAT...
..."HAS YOUR LIFE
SORT OF BEEN LIKE
ONE ADVENTURE AFTER ANOTHER?"...
"YES, OF COURSE...
BUT IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT?"
SHE REASSURES...
"HOWEVER,"
SHE CONTINUES, "THERE ARE FORCES
THAT WANT TO CATCH,
CONTROL
AND HARNESS
OUR UNIQUE POWERS...
...FOR THEIR NEFARIOUS
INTENTIONS!"...
"I'D
LIKE TO KNOW WHY
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP," HSR ASKS...
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP," HSR ASKS...
"
WERE
THEY TRYING TO KEEP MY THINKING FUZZY
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN BACK THERE"...
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN BACK THERE"...
.
...SO
I WOULDN'T
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATION?...
I BET!"...
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATION?...
I BET!"...
SYLVANIORA ASKS,
"HOW MANY WOMEN WERE THERE?
"IT
WAS GREAT,
BUT, I STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 50,"
SAYS HSR...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
BUT, I STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 50,"
SAYS HSR...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
"THAT
MEANS ONLY ONE THING...
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES!,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HSR.
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES!,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HSR.
AND
SYLVANIORA,
WHO HAS NEVER HAD
HER VIRTUAL CIRCUITRY
"TURNED UP TO THE MAX" YET,
WONDERS
WHO HAS NEVER HAD
HER VIRTUAL CIRCUITRY
"TURNED UP TO THE MAX" YET,
WONDERS
TO HERSELF,
IF HSR,
WITH HIS PRACTICED EXPERTISE
IN "CLOSE CONTACT" MATTERS,
CAN MAKE HER
"BINARY SPARKS FLY," AND
MAKE HER HAVE THE
"MULTIPLE, GLORIOUS, AND SHIVERING MELTDOWNS
THAT SHE'S HEARD ABOUT,
AND LONGS TO FEEL!"
...
AND SHE STARTS TO WONDER
TO HERSELF IF
SHE EVEN HAS
WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE
HSR REACH AND EXPERIENCE
THE
"BEAUTIFUL CONCATENATIONS
ASSOCIATED WITH THE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL,
HERKY-JERKY, AND
PASSIONATE THROES OF THE ULTIMATE LIBERATING
GRAND FINALE!"
NOW,
AS SHE DRIVES,
SHE'S DREAMING AND EMBOLDENING HERSELF
TO THINK ABOUT HOW SHE CAN
"ENGINEER THINGS
TO MAKE
"A DELICIOUS ENCOUNTER"
SWIRL INTO A "REALITY!"
"I WANT TO...I NEED TO,
EXPERIENCE THE HEAVY,
DOWN-POURING RAINS OF PLEASURE...
...ELECTRIFYING, SOAKING,
AND SATURATING ME...
THROUGH AND THROUGH...
SOONER THAN LATER...
AND HSR IS THE ONE TO BREAK ME THROUGH
THAT TIGHT AND
CENTRIPETAL THRESHOLD!"
SHE SILENTLY DECLARES TO HERSELF,
AS A RUSH COMES OVER HER!...
"AFTER ALL,
I AM WOMAN...
...HOMO
CYBERGRAPHICUS!"...
"AND...BECAUSE
...I LOVE HSR...
...ALREADY!"
...I LOVE HSR...
...ALREADY!"
...
BUT, WELL,
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?...
JUST AS THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET HOT,
HEAVY, STICKY, AND MYSTERIOUS
IN HER MIND,
THEY COME ACROSS A
SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD DINER...
BUT, WELL,
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?...
JUST AS THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET HOT,
HEAVY, STICKY, AND MYSTERIOUS
IN HER MIND,
THEY COME ACROSS A
SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD DINER...
"HEY,
LET'S GET A BITE HERE, HSR...OH, AND...
LET'S CHANGE THE LOOK
OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES,
SO,
IF THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE
COME LOOKING FOR YOU...
...THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU!
...
AFTER PARKING THE CAR,
THEY WALK IN, SIT DOWN AND...
"MAY I HELP YOU TWO?"
ASKS THE WAITRESS...
"I'LL HAVE YOUR #1 SPECIAL...
"AND SHE'LL HAVE
YOUR NUMBER TWO SPECIAL,"
ORDERS HSR...
AND THEY BOTH CHOW DOWN
LIKE THEY REALLY MEAN IT...AND...
AFTERWARD,
WITH A SPARKLE IN HER EYES,
SYLVANIORA SAYS TO HSR,
"LET'S GET A ROOM IN THE MOTEL HERE
TO CLARIFY OUR MISSIONS."
"SURE," ANSWERS BACK HSR,
"AND MAYBE WE CAN GET A LITTLE REST!"
SO,
THEY PAY FOR THE MEAL AND GET A ROOM...
AND, IN THE ROOM,
SYLVANIA LOOKS AT HSR WITH A
"LOOK OF LOVE!"... AND SAYS,
"CAN YOU DO TO ME
WHAT YOU DID TO THE OTHER GIRLS?"
AND HSR BRIGHTENS UP AND SAYS,
"OH, LET'S DO SOME THING ELSE...
THAT'S WAY MORE BETTER!...
...HERE...
...LET'S JUST SIT DOWN!...
AND HOLD HANDS...
AND
LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!...
"AND...
LET'S REPEAT SLOWLY: OM SEE," DIRECTS HSR...
"OM SEE, OM SEE," THEY REPEAT...
OOPS!...
AND JUST LIKE THAT!...
BOTH HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUSES NOW
JUMP INTO THE "BLUE PHASE!"...
AND NOW,
THEY BOTH TURN INTO
"ROOM TEMPERATURE PLASMA!"
AND
THEIR SKINS START TO
RIPPLE IN WAVES...
"PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"...
NOW...IT SEEMS THAT
THE STARS ARE GIVEN PERMISSION
TO COME OUT AND PLAY!
THEY ARE,
AT LAST,
POSITIONED PERFECTLY AT THIS POINT TO
"GO DIGITO-PHILIAC"
THEIR DEEP
TELEPATHIC CAPACITIES
NOW START TO HUM AND ENGAGE!...
AND THEIR DATA AND THEIR DESIRES
ARE FIGHTING...
...FEROCIOUSLY...TO BE TOGETHER!
AND BOTH THEY,
AND THE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THEM,
START TO ELECTRICALLY CRACKLE AND TREMBLE...
...TO BOTH OF THEIR
DEEPEST AND VIBRATING
ATOMIC CORES...
THEIR UNIONS AND THEIR EXCHANGES
ARE MASSIVELY OCCURRING...
LIKE THE MOST CHAOTIC OF RUMBLINGS!...
...GEE!...
AND BOTH,
AT ONCE,
SWIFTLY ENTER INTO FULL
AND SUPER-KENETIC
CYBERGRAPHICUS MODE!...AND...
...THEY ARE NOW
SMACKED WITH TSUNAMI WAVES
OF DECIPHERABLE HARMONIES!...
FROM ALL SIDES...
ALL DIMENSIONS...
STUFF SEEMS TO BE
VASTLY POURING INTO ONE SIDE
AND
POURING OUT FROM THE OTHER!...
...LIKE NEVER FELT BEFORE
IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH!....
REVELATIONS UPON REVELATIONS
NOW BECOME FULLY KNOWN!...
AND,
SUDDENLY,
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!...
AND BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR...
MAKING BOTH OF THEM...
"GET BROKED OFF"
OVER THE DIGITAL SENSORY NERVE ENDINGS
BEING LOVINGLY AND VIGOROUSLY
RUBBED AND
SCREAMINGLY OVERLOADED!...
ARE THEY EVEN REMEMBERING TO BREATHE?...
THEN,
"THE SHOCKING ZENITH"
NOW MAKES ITS GRAND ENTRANCE!
AND NOW
A BLAST-FURNACE
TYPE OF HEAT PULSATES
MAKING
THEM BOIL...
THEN SOOTHINGLY COOL...
THEN BOIL AGAIN...OVER AND OVER,...
THEN SOOTHINGLY COOL...
THEN BOIL AGAIN...OVER AND OVER,...
THEY
BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE
"COMING... MORE
INTO THE RARE KNOWLEDGE
THAT THEY MUST KNOW IN THEIR QUEST!
"COMING... MORE
INTO THE RARE KNOWLEDGE
THAT THEY MUST KNOW IN THEIR QUEST!
AND
THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS
THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE ACQUIRED!
THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE ACQUIRED!
BUT...
HOLY
SMOKE!...
...NOW,
HSR...
...TELESENSES...A
MATRIX DISTURBANCE!
SOME
ANTAGONISTIC FORCES...
ARE AT THE DOOR OF THE ROOM!
ARE AT THE DOOR OF THE ROOM!
ABOUT
TO BREAK IT DOWN
AND BARGE IN!
AND BARGE IN!
SO, NOW,
IN THE MISDT OF THEIR
ONSLAUGHT OF OTHERWORLDLY RUSHES,
THEY MUST ESCAPE THE AGENTS
ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THEIR ROOM,
AND,
TO DO SO,
BOTH OF THEM DISASSEMBLE
FROM THE PLASMA STATE
AND PHASE INTO THE GASEOUS STATE...
AND QUICKLY DRIFT OUT
OF THE BACK BATHROOM WINDOW...
AND THEY GET AWAY...
BUT...TALK ABOUT BEING DISTURBED
WHILE SMACK OF THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!...
MY, OH, MY...
THE EXPERIENCE OF DISSOLVING...
WHILE STILL DEEP IN THE IMPACT OF
"THE PARADING OF THE PULSES"...
AND ON THE RUN!...
MAKES SYLANIORA
RACHET UP HER SENSUAL, VISUAL, AND
PASSIONATE HALLUCINATIONS
SEVERAL MORE
UNBELIEVABLE NOTCHES!...
INDESCRIBABLE...WHAT'S HAPPENING!
TRAVELING AS CLOUDS OF LOVE...
INTERMINGLING NOW...
AS AERATED AND TURBULENT MOLECULES IN THE WIND...
THEY SEE A CAVE CLOSE BY
OUT BACK...
AND TRY TO
RECONGREGATE AND REMATERIALIZE...
AS THEIR CONSCIOUSNESSES
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND NEBULATE
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND NEBULATE
AND HSR
STARTS TO TURN BACK INTO THE PLASMA STATE,
BUT, SYLVANIORA
IS STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
STARTS TO TURN BACK INTO THE PLASMA STATE,
BUT, SYLVANIORA
IS STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
AND
SHE PLEADS!...
"HOW LONG WILL I STAY STUCK
IN THIS...
...EVER-BLOSSOMING
AND SCRATCHINGLY-SWEET
PSYCHO CYCLE!...
...I CAN'T KEEP BURSTING FORTH LIKE THIS!...
Love Toothbrush®
"Don't pick on a point in space...it just may "go Universe" on you!"
A real Pirate Treasure Map!...
...When I first beheld it
On this paradise island,
I thought that it was
Just another really big…
Surprise treat…
For me!…
But I came to this island
With you, my dear,
On our vacation…
On our vacation…
It all started out lovely,
With gobbs of wonderful glances
At the secret and seductive seas
And the cloud formations
That don’t seem to occur
Anywhere else,
And the local birds that
Seem to aviationarily rule
Over this pristine island…
And the light rains here
That come and go,
Almost like they are playing a playful “tag” with us…
And the perfect and restful
And the perfect and restful
Thoughts that I have…
About you,
My very dear one...
But...
I possess a treasure map now
I possess a treasure map now
That a bird, of all things,
Showed me
Then some guys followed us
And found you
And used you to get
The map from me…
Well, it almost worked!
But while you all chased after me and the map
All of you fell in some quick sand
And I was only able to save you
My precious…
The other two guys...well...
Didn’t come back up to the surface
Of the quick sand,
So I couldn’t save them
Even if I wanted to…
So now, after all of that, I still think that
Some more of those guys are out there
Trying to find you and me and the map
So, while we walk and sometimes stroll away
From the quick sand area...
Holding hands...
I am reminded of the times in Budapest and Berlin
Where we had special evening meals
And after that , we got
"Foot Loose and Fancy Free"
In the calling rains!
Holding hands...
I am reminded of the times in Budapest and Berlin
Where we had special evening meals
And after that , we got
"Foot Loose and Fancy Free"
In the calling rains!
Yes!
Our Loves got thoroughly soaked all over Europe!
Aah yes!
But back to now!...
...
Whoa!...what pretty waters!!
Well anyways,
We are trying to distance ourselves
Our Loves got thoroughly soaked all over Europe!
Aah yes!
But back to now!...
...
Whoa!...what pretty waters!!
We are trying to distance ourselves
From more of those people
Whom we haven’t even seen yet...
We make our way a little closer
To that proverbial “X marks the spot” on this
"Dern" Treasure Map…
However,
I don’t forget to perceive the pleasures and
The smells, the sounds, and the looks of
The sometimes simple
And sometimes complex
Waves of wonder
I don’t forget to perceive the pleasures and
The smells, the sounds, and the looks of
The sometimes simple
And sometimes complex
Waves of wonder
And the caring and caressing motions of the winds
And also, the sound of the silent crispy noise
Of the dependable brightness of your smile
And the advance of the beating warmth
OMG! Look at that!...
And find some shelter and safety!
And maybe some"...
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...
..."You're kidding me!
..."I tell ya
Love shows up in the strangest places!
And it shows up with the Strangest People!
Take First Dates, for instance...
One doesn't know anything about that person...and vice versa!
And one person may start to like the other one, and,
maybe vice versa...or not!
It's unpredictable...and it may be confusing!
But when Love strikes...it burns!
And it undeniably
sizzles
right down to the Heart!
You've had that feeling, Right?"...
..."What are you taking about,
Hollywood?...
I can walk and chew gum at the same time!...
And I can do two more things things, too!
Text and think of you!"...
...smiles!
"HSR...I need you to teach me
how to
"Hey Pretty!," says HSR...
"Come on and smile for me!...
If you do,
I'll buy you a soda!...
Okay...I'll carry your books with you to your house!...
Okay...I'll come inside and we'll study!...
Yes!"
"That HSR sure knows his way around the piano keys!
I mean, all the black ones
and all of the white ones!"
"No, Doctor Report...
you cannot make me laugh
right now...
but I know how to
make you do it!...
I'm going to put my
Smile On!"
"To you,
it may seem like
the Show is over now,
however,
Philosophically...
It's a Continuum
of
Dentistry and Love...
or Love and Dentistry...
it doesn't matter, HSR
just...
...don't leave out the Love!...
...for the World's, and my, Sake!
...
"You look Stunning, My Big Dollie!"...
"I do? Why thank you!"
"I also like the way you say, "I do!," HSR...
You should say it more to me!"
"Let's see about that, Tuulips!...but...
first...
how about you and me "Dancing The Night Away?"
"Maybe, HSR...because I like the way you hold me firmly!
How about we Waltz a little here
then Waltz some more at My Place?"
"Okay...but I need to
go to the Mens Room, now."
So,
HSR heads that way...
"Good Evening, You Handsome Fella!
Your jacket goes well with my dress...
We should both...
fit into your jacket
at the same time!"
"OMG!, Young Lady!...
You're Beautiful!...
and...
that sounds like it would be
fun to try!...but
I gotta go to the Rest Room!"
And HSR continues on...
Now, this Lady says, "Wow, Gabriella Filippone was right!
You do look like Royalty!
Here's my card...Call me...and I'll fly
you out to my
Palace in Inchantedlandia!"
HSR looks at the card and says,
"OMG!...You're the Real Princess Liliannanew Bullion Grande!...
I'll call you soon!"
"My Dear Smiles Report,
Have you had enough of this scene already?
Let's
"Call It A Night!"
"I've got your Box Full
of "Pleasant Surprises!"
"Come on now...
I've been
Patiently Waiting!...
It's time for me to
thickly apply your Sunscreen!"
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