Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers! ...XI.

"Reader!...This guy was going to "neutralize" you, as soon as you got here!...But...

fortunately... I got to him first!



So, first...a toast!...

then, please...proceed!"
























































"Hollywood...I bought these

to look great

for You!"

"I Love you so much...HSR...

I don't know what to do...

but...



...let's think of something!"



























































"Hi, Dr. Report!...

I've heard so much about you,

and I know that this is our first time

and I am a little nervous, and,

I don't want to disappoint, but,

let's hurry on inside

and get straight to 

that "Checkers Game !""

"Sure...I'll 

put down the weights

and then

let's jog!"

"Finally...no more letters!

Tonight, I see my subject,

the "Real and Corporeal" Hollywood!"

















































"Hollywood looks as Strong as ever!...



That's a Good Sign!"

"This looks like a great spot!



I think I'll do it right here!

Aaah...so freeing, awakening, and 

...focusing!

Okay now, let's "Burn A Feel!"

That's sooo sweaty-good!

Hey, Hollywood!...Stop

pulling my leg!"

"I think I forgot something...

but,

it's not as important as

the thing I remember!"














































"I wear these heels...

..for a reason!...

"Well, hi there, Reader...

I am your Friendly Story-Pusher and Master of Ceremonies

for your "Weekly Medicine!"

Now, you gulp

it down, now!

Yes!...

And for a change of pace...

...we are at the Beach today!

The sounds of the waves



always relax me and

put me in

"The Mood!"

Would you like to get in

"The Mood?"




"Well, a lot of screaming and

willing

Women are all

"Soaking Greasy" in

"The Mood!"







"Well you're first Young Lady...

Tell us why HSR is your favorite!"







"Thank you,

Miss Friendly Pusher Man!"


"HSR...I have something nice for you...

in this hand right here!

Oh...excuse me...

Wallah!...

Here it is!"

"I feel great that you're letting me

tell my side,

Miss" Friendly Ceremonial Stories!"

"Should I put on something  that's 

hard to put on

but easy to take off...

Or something that's easy to put on, 

but

hard to take off?...

I think I'll call Hollywood!"

I have something in my purse for you,

Hollywood!

But,

You have to wait!

So,

You can wait?...

Good!"

"You're the best,

Miss Always Pushing People Around!"

"HSR...

Boy, do I ever have 

some "Whopper Dreams,

but, still,

you're more that I

ever Dreamed Of!"











































"I want to stand up and



take a look into your eyes!"















































"That's right...look him in the eyes, Girl,

and you'll always get to the truth...

If that's what you want!



Now, I'm going to

"Crank Things Up!"

Go fast...or go slow...but not too soon!





























































"If you come over...

I promise to 

Be a Good Neighbor"


























































And Today's Mysterious Episode is

Angelically gifted to you from

High Above!
















































"Boom Boom, Work It,

Boom Boom, Pop!"













































HSR tried this at Home!...

Wrong Move!

He tries to be so cute and Know-It-All!

Some say that 

"It serves him right!"

Oh Boy...

With all those head injuries...

he sometimes 

"Goes Loopie and Cuckoo!"

...

Well, HSR finally figured out a way

to paint,

and take out his frustrations, 

and

get the Big

Bucks!

Oh yes... and he just met 

this Girl that he

really likes

that 

plays tricks on his Mind!



















Yes,

you and your

"I was walking along the beach, and

it was raining and a little windy...and

I fell in love with the elements all over again!"

smile,

plus your friends,

want to catch

the latest update from

Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers!...X."

WHERE HSR, 

A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,  

FINALLY ESCAPES  FROM A 

CAVERNOUS MULTI-STORY PETABITE CHIP

BY TURNING HIMSELF 

INTO A 

GASEOUS CLOUD 

AND ESCAPING

THROUGH A COMPUTER VENT

AND, 

IN CLOUD FORM, 

HE WAFTS AWAY 

FROM THE HIGH TECH, 

SECRET LOCATION 

WHERE HE IS BEING HELD...

AND 

HE SEES AN OLD, BUT RUNNING, 

CAR ON THE SIDE 

OF A NEARBY DESOLATE ROAD...

THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...

 AND 

HSR DECIDES 

TO SLIP INTO THE TRUNK 

AS AN UNDETECTABLE 

CLOUD OF DUST



AND

 HE  STAYS IN THE TRUNK 

FOR A WHILE...

THEN, 

HIS VAPORS 

GO INTO THE BACK SEAT...

AND HE MATERIALIZES 

BACK INTO HUMAN FORM

AND THE DRIVER, 

WHO DOESN'T SEEM AT ALL SURPRISED...

SEEMS LIKE 

SHE IS EXPECTING HIM....

"HELLO THERE, HSR," SHE SAYS...

"I'VE BEEN COMING HERE EVERYDAY 

FOR A WHILE...

WAITING PATIENTLY...

...SO I COULD BE HERE, 

WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND OUT 

HOW TO FREE YOURSELF!...

...AND IT LOOKS LIKE 

YOU FINALLY CAME OUT!"

"WHO ARE YOU," ASKS HSR...

"I'M SYLVANIORA...AND I'M HOMO

CYBERGRAPHICUS...

...JUST LIKE YOU!...

AND...

"WAIT!," PERKS UP HSR, 

"YOU MEAN THAT THERE'S TWO OF US!?"...

"YES," 

SHE RESPONDS, 

"WE NEED TO SORT OUT ALL OF THIS, 

AND GET UP TO SPEED, HSR."

"AND THERE'S A FOOD STOP COMING UP...

...IN A BUNCH OF MILES" GRINS HSR...

"SO, TELL ME, SYLVANIORA," HE CONTINUES, 

AS HE WIPES HIS SWEATY BROW 

FROM THE 

SCORCHING DESERT HEAT...

..."HAS YOUR LIFE 

SORT OF BEEN LIKE 

ONE ADVENTURE AFTER ANOTHER?"...

"YES, OF COURSE...

BUT IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT?" 

SHE REASSURES...

"HOWEVER," 

SHE CONTINUES, "THERE ARE FORCES 

THAT WANT TO CATCH, 

CONTROL 

AND HARNESS 

OUR UNIQUE POWERS...

...FOR THEIR NEFARIOUS

 INTENTIONS!"...




"I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY 

THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP 

IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP," HSR ASKS...

"
WERE THEY TRYING TO KEEP MY THINKING FUZZY 

BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME 

WITH ALL OF THOSE 

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN BACK THERE"...


.

...SO I WOULDN'T 

COME TO SOME 

GRAND REALIZATION?...

I BET!"...



SYLVANIORA ASKS, 

"HOW MANY WOMEN WERE THERE?

"IT WAS GREAT, 

BUT, I STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 50," 

SAYS HSR...

"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...

NO CYBERSORES!"...

"THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING...

THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES 

SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES!,"

SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY 

TELLS HSR.

AND SYLVANIORA, 

WHO HAS NEVER HAD 

HER VIRTUAL CIRCUITRY 

"TURNED UP TO THE MAX" YET, 

WONDERS

TO HERSELF,

IF HSR,

WITH HIS PRACTICED EXPERTISE

IN "CLOSE CONTACT" MATTERS,

CAN MAKE HER

"BINARY SPARKS FLY," AND

MAKE HER HAVE THE

"MULTIPLE, GLORIOUS, AND SHIVERING MELTDOWNS

THAT SHE'S HEARD ABOUT,

AND LONGS TO FEEL!"

...

AND SHE STARTS TO WONDER

TO HERSELF IF

SHE EVEN HAS

WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE

HSR REACH AND EXPERIENCE

THE

"BEAUTIFUL CONCATENATIONS

ASSOCIATED WITH THE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL,

HERKY-JERKY, AND

PASSIONATE THROES OF THE ULTIMATE LIBERATING

GRAND FINALE!"

NOW,

AS SHE DRIVES,

SHE'S DREAMING AND EMBOLDENING HERSELF



TO THINK ABOUT HOW SHE CAN

"ENGINEER THINGS

TO MAKE

"A DELICIOUS ENCOUNTER"

 SWIRL INTO  A "REALITY!"

...

"I WANT TO...I NEED TO,

EXPERIENCE THE HEAVY,

DOWN-POURING  RAINS OF PLEASURE...



...ELECTRIFYING, SOAKING,

AND SATURATING ME...

THROUGH AND THROUGH...

SOONER THAN LATER...

AND HSR IS THE ONE TO BREAK ME THROUGH

THAT TIGHT AND

CENTRIPETAL THRESHOLD!"

SHE SILENTLY DECLARES TO HERSELF,

AS A RUSH COMES OVER HER!...

"AFTER ALL,

I AM WOMAN...

...HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!"...




"AND...BECAUSE 

...I LOVE HSR...

...ALREADY!"




...

BUT, WELL, 

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?...

JUST AS THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET HOT, 


HEAVY, STICKY, AND MYSTERIOUS

 IN HER MIND, 

THEY COME ACROSS A 

SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD DINER...

"HEY,

LET'S GET A BITE  HERE, HSR...OH, AND...

LET'S CHANGE THE LOOK 

OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES, 

SO,

IF THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE

COME LOOKING FOR YOU...

...THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU!

...

AFTER PARKING THE CAR,

THEY WALK IN, SIT DOWN AND...

"MAY I HELP YOU TWO?"

ASKS THE WAITRESS...

"I'LL  HAVE YOUR #1 SPECIAL...

"AND SHE'LL HAVE 

YOUR NUMBER TWO SPECIAL," 

ORDERS HSR...

AND THEY BOTH CHOW DOWN 

LIKE THEY REALLY MEAN IT...AND...

AFTERWARD, 

WITH A SPARKLE IN HER EYES, 

SYLVANIORA SAYS TO HSR, 

"LET'S GET A ROOM IN THE MOTEL HERE 

TO CLARIFY OUR MISSIONS."

"SURE," ANSWERS BACK HSR, 

"AND MAYBE WE CAN GET A LITTLE REST!" 

SO, 

THEY PAY FOR THE MEAL AND GET A ROOM...

AND, IN THE ROOM,  

SYLVANIA LOOKS AT HSR WITH A 

"LOOK OF LOVE!"... AND SAYS,

"CAN YOU DO TO ME 

WHAT YOU DID TO THE OTHER GIRLS?"

AND HSR BRIGHTENS UP AND SAYS, 

"OH, LET'S DO SOME THING ELSE...

THAT'S WAY MORE BETTER!...

...HERE...

...LET'S JUST SIT DOWN!...

AND HOLD HANDS...

AND 

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!...

"AND...

LET'S REPEAT SLOWLY: OM SEE," DIRECTS HSR...

"OM SEE, OM SEE," THEY REPEAT...

OOPS!...

AND JUST LIKE THAT!...

BOTH HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUSES NOW 

JUMP INTO THE "BLUE PHASE!"...

AND NOW, 

THEY BOTH TURN INTO 

"ROOM TEMPERATURE PLASMA!"

AND 

THEIR SKINS START TO 

RIPPLE IN WAVES...

"PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON, 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"...

NOW...IT SEEMS THAT 

THE STARS ARE GIVEN PERMISSION 

TO COME OUT AND PLAY!

THEY ARE, 

AT LAST, 

POSITIONED PERFECTLY AT THIS POINT TO 

"GO DIGITO-PHILIAC"

THEIR DEEP 

TELEPATHIC CAPACITIES 

NOW START TO HUM AND ENGAGE!...

AND THEIR DATA AND THEIR DESIRES 

ARE FIGHTING...

...FEROCIOUSLY...TO BE TOGETHER!

AND BOTH THEY, 

AND THE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THEM, 

START TO ELECTRICALLY CRACKLE AND TREMBLE...

...TO BOTH OF THEIR 

DEEPEST AND VIBRATING 

ATOMIC CORES...

THEIR UNIONS AND THEIR EXCHANGES 

ARE MASSIVELY OCCURRING...

LIKE THE MOST CHAOTIC OF RUMBLINGS!...

...GEE!...

AND BOTH, 

AT ONCE, 

SWIFTLY ENTER INTO FULL 

AND SUPER-KENETIC 

CYBERGRAPHICUS MODE!...AND...

...THEY ARE NOW 

SMACKED WITH  TSUNAMI WAVES 

OF DECIPHERABLE HARMONIES!...

FROM ALL SIDES...

ALL DIMENSIONS...

STUFF SEEMS TO BE 

VASTLY POURING INTO ONE SIDE 

AND 

POURING OUT FROM THE OTHER!...

...LIKE NEVER FELT BEFORE 

IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH!....

REVELATIONS UPON REVELATIONS 

NOW BECOME FULLY KNOWN!...

AND, 

SUDDENLY, 

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!...

AND BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR...

MAKING BOTH OF THEM...

"GET BROKED OFF" 

OVER THE DIGITAL SENSORY NERVE ENDINGS 

BEING LOVINGLY AND VIGOROUSLY 

RUBBED AND 

SCREAMINGLY OVERLOADED!...

ARE THEY EVEN REMEMBERING TO BREATHE?...

THEN, 

"THE SHOCKING ZENITH" 

NOW MAKES ITS GRAND ENTRANCE!

AND NOW 

A BLAST-FURNACE 

TYPE OF HEAT PULSATES

MAKING THEM BOIL...

THEN SOOTHINGLY COOL...

THEN BOIL AGAIN...OVER AND OVER,...

THEY BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE 

"COMING... MORE 

INTO THE RARE KNOWLEDGE 

THAT THEY MUST KNOW IN THEIR QUEST!


AND THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS 

THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE ACQUIRED!

BUT... 

HOLY SMOKE!...

...NOW, HSR...

...TELESENSES...A MATRIX DISTURBANCE!

SOME ANTAGONISTIC FORCES...

ARE AT THE DOOR OF THE ROOM!

ABOUT TO BREAK IT DOWN 

AND BARGE IN!

SO, NOW, 

IN THE MISDT OF THEIR 

ONSLAUGHT OF OTHERWORLDLY RUSHES, 

THEY MUST ESCAPE THE AGENTS 

ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THEIR ROOM,

AND, 

TO DO SO, 

BOTH OF THEM DISASSEMBLE 

FROM THE PLASMA STATE 

AND PHASE INTO THE GASEOUS STATE...

AND QUICKLY DRIFT OUT

 OF THE BACK BATHROOM WINDOW...

AND THEY GET AWAY...

BUT...TALK ABOUT BEING DISTURBED 

WHILE SMACK OF THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!...

MY, OH, MY...

THE EXPERIENCE OF DISSOLVING... 

WHILE STILL DEEP IN THE IMPACT OF 

"THE PARADING  OF THE PULSES"...

AND ON THE RUN!...

MAKES SYLANIORA 

RACHET UP HER SENSUAL, VISUAL, AND 

PASSIONATE HALLUCINATIONS  

SEVERAL MORE 

UNBELIEVABLE NOTCHES!...

INDESCRIBABLE...WHAT'S HAPPENING!

TRAVELING AS CLOUDS OF LOVE...

INTERMINGLING NOW...

AS AERATED AND TURBULENT MOLECULES IN THE WIND...

THEY SEE A CAVE CLOSE BY 

OUT BACK...

AND, ENTER INTO THE HIDEAWAY

AND TRY TO

RECONGREGATE AND REMATERIALIZE...

AS THEIR CONSCIOUSNESSES

EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND NEBULATE

AND HSR

STARTS TO TURN BACK INTO THE PLASMA STATE,

BUT, SYLVANIORA

IS STILL...

 ...IN THE GASEOUS

STATE!...

AND

 SHE PLEADS!...

"HOW LONG WILL I STAY STUCK 

IN THIS...

...EVER-BLOSSOMING 

AND SCRATCHINGLY-SWEET 

PSYCHO CYCLE!...

...I CAN'T KEEP BURSTING FORTH LIKE THIS!...

                                                                                           

















Love Toothbrush® 


"Don't pick on a point in space...it just may "go Universe" on you!"







A real Pirate Treasure Map!...

...When I first beheld it

On this paradise island,

I thought that it was

Just another really big…

Surprise treat…

For me!…

But I came to this island

With you, my dear,

On our vacation…

It all started out lovely,

With gobbs of wonderful glances

At the secret and seductive seas

And the cloud formations

That don’t seem to occur

Anywhere else,

And the local birds that

Seem to aviationarily rule

Over this pristine island…

And the light rains here

That come and go,

Almost like they are playing a playful “tag” with us…

And the perfect and restful

Thoughts that I have…

About you,

My very dear one...

But...

I possess a treasure map now

That a bird, of all things,

Showed me

Then some guys followed us

And found you

And used you to get

The map from me…

Well, it almost worked!

But while you all chased after me and the map

All of you fell in some quick sand

And I was only able to save you

My precious…

The other two guys...well...

Didn’t come back up to the surface

Of the quick sand,

So I couldn’t save them 

Even if I wanted to…

So now, after all of that, I still think that 

Some more of those guys are out there

Trying to find you and me and the map

So, while we walk and sometimes stroll away

From the quick sand area...

Holding hands...

I am reminded of the times in Budapest and Berlin

Where we had special evening meals

And after that , we got 

"Foot Loose and Fancy Free"

In the calling rains!

Yes!

Our Loves got thoroughly soaked all over Europe!

Aah yes!

But back to now!...

...

Whoa!...what pretty waters!!

Well anyways,

We are trying to distance ourselves

From more of those people

Whom we haven’t even seen yet...

We make our way a little closer

To that proverbial “X marks the spot” on this

"Dern" Treasure Map…

However,

I don’t forget to perceive the pleasures and 

The smells, the sounds, and the looks of 

The sometimes simple 

And sometimes complex

Waves of wonder

And the caring and caressing motions of the winds

And also, the sound of the silent crispy noise

Of the dependable brightness of your smile 

And the advance of the beating warmth

Of your magical heart!...

OMG! Look at that!...

"My Love of Loves! Let's go into here...

And find some shelter and safety!

And maybe some"...

TO BE CONTINUED...

















May you have many...


..."You're kidding me!

Your plane can't fly out for a whole week?

Well, 'Let's Party, now!"...




..."I tell ya

Love shows up in the strangest places!

And it shows up with the Strangest People!

Take First Dates, for instance...

One doesn't know anything about that person...and vice versa!

And one person may start to like the other one, and,

maybe vice versa...or not!

It's unpredictable...and it may be confusing!

But when Love strikes...it burns!

And it undeniably 

sizzles

right down to the Heart!

You've had that feeling, Right?"...




..."What are you taking about,

Hollywood?...



I can walk and chew gum at the same time!...

And I can do two more things things, too!

Text and think of you!"...

...smiles!

"HSR...I need you to teach me

how to

float in the water!"
























































"Hey Pretty!," says HSR...

"Come on and smile for me!...

If you do,

I'll buy you a soda!...

Okay...I'll carry your books with you to your house!...

Okay...I'll come inside and we'll study!...

Yes!"























































"That HSR sure knows his way around the piano keys!

I mean, all the black ones

and all of the white ones!"


















































"No, Doctor Report...

you cannot make me laugh

right now...

but I know how to

make you do it!...

I'm going to put my

Smile On!"

"To you, 

it may seem like 

the Show is over now,

however,

Philosophically...

It's a Continuum

of

Dentistry and Love...

or Love and Dentistry...

it doesn't matter, HSR

just...

...don't leave out the Love!...



...for the World's, and my, Sake!

I'll tell you a secret! 

Thanks to the Winge Bounce Theory of Toothbrushing

My Mouth feels as fresh 

as ever!

I have the Pleasure of knowing that 

it's safe and effective with all 

manual and powered toothbrushes...

and...

I can do it in all areas on My Mouth

It also reminds me of 

Another Action...

but...

I think that I'll keep that 

to myself!" 

Thanks, 

Dr. Ralph "Hollywood Smiles Report" Winge!

Meanwhile...back at the Ball!...

...

"You look Stunning, My Big Dollie!"...

"I do? Why thank you!"

"I also like the way you say, "I do!," HSR...

You should say it more to me!"

"Let's see about that, Tuulips!...but...

first...

how about you and me "Dancing The Night Away?"

"Maybe, HSR...because I like the way you hold me firmly!

How about we Waltz a little here

then Waltz some more at My Place?"

"Okay...but I need to 

go to the Mens Room, now."

So, 

HSR heads that way...

"Good Evening, You Handsome Fella!

Your jacket goes well with my dress...

We should both...

fit into your jacket

at the same time!"

"OMG!, Young Lady!...

You're Beautiful!...

and...

that sounds like it would be

fun to try!...but

I gotta go to the Rest Room!"

And HSR continues on...

Now, this Lady says, "Wow, Gabriella Filippone was right!

You do look like Royalty!

Here's my card...Call me...and I'll fly

you out to my 

Palace in Inchantedlandia!"

HSR looks at the card and says, 

"OMG!...You're the Real Princess Liliannanew Bullion Grande!...

I'll call you soon!"

"My Dear Smiles Report,

Have you had enough of this scene already?

Let's

"Call It A Night!"

"I've got your Box Full

of "Pleasant Surprises!"

"Come on now...

I've been 

Patiently Waiting!...

It's time for me to

thickly apply your Sunscreen!"

















































































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