"Hi there, Cutie-Reader-Pie!...I'm taking a Selfie for you!...
and when you're ready for Some Action!...and a
Little Satisfaction...
just...
"Good Day!...
I see that you
brought the Sunshine with you!
"HSR...why are you dreaming about me?
Acum trebuie să plătiți
costul
să intre
"Zona Mea De Vis!"
"Hi, Dr. Report...
you're
"Sitting by the Dock of the Bay?"
...and watch the "Time Roll Away?"...
...Why, I'd Love to!"
"Yes, I'm an Aquarius...
...Why do you ask?
"Howdy, Neighbor!...
I'm having a BBQ
next weekend,
you're invited!"
"Greeting You!...The Esteemed Reader!...
...to this Dentally-infused Blog!
What happens in this Blog...stays in this Blog...unless...
...Readers go blabbin' or sharing
with their friends!
But, Hey!
have a seat and get comfy with me...
I'm here for you!
If you want to see me again...
all you gotta do...
is scroll!
"Hollywood...
You did well at the last
Judo Tournament!
You threw four people for Ippon!
But,
in your last match against me,
I blew you a kiss...
and after that...
"So,
...you're like a "Modern Day Robin Hood?"
...sweeping the Ladies off of
their feet, and all that?...
Well...
...my feet are ready!
"Mr. Hollywood...you did your Homework?
That's great!
As your College Professor, I'll
give you two Gold Stars on the Board, okay?"
"Hello, Reader!....I am the "Great Coordinator" of
Today's Rendition!
I'm not just "Lounging Around" and stuff...
But,
I do like to take things easy!
Pull up a Lounge Chair
and join me!"
"I read your posts about
when You went to
Venice, Italy!
I would change one thing, though!...
I'll be your Chaperone!"
"Thank you, Fashion Alligator!
"So, Dr. Report...
...you're ready to take a jet
and fly to Paradise for a whole week?
That's seven days and eight nights!
You know...the last time we did this
we saw all of the sights...
"Thank you, Miss Ordinary Taylor!"
You know...
Like...
"I Love my HSR...
He's such a Leader
but,
for some reason...
when we walk...
he likes to follow!"
Well, People...you can keep on going...
Bye!"
"Hollywood gave me this dress
from the blog post last week!
And
I really love the fullness and the
opulence of it all!
But,
when I'm with him
just a Tee Shirt'll do!"
"So,
you're going to work for the
Forest Service
as a Park Ranger
over the Summer?...
That's nice!
Oh!...
Is that a bear over there?
Well,
how'd you like to play with
a "Little Tiger?"
"I really like our Photo Shoots, because
you taught me that
"All Sides Matter!"
Watch Out!...
The Streets take no prisoners!
Being a Pedestrian can be dangerous!...
I'm talking to you,
HSR!
Even if you are not looking
on your Cell Phone...
...Piles of that "Smelly Stuff"
still
cruelly wait to be stepped in!
And beware of
"Pedestrian Rage!
Of course...
please!...
save lives
when ever you can!
Don't you know...
in a strong wind,
it's "One Step Forward...
And Twenty Steps Back!"
Yes...it can be a fight,
so
choose your battles wisely!
Hey, HSR!...
Here's Mine!...
Now,
show me Yours!"
You and your
"I really like helping Pretty Women
make up their minds"
smiles
are
just waiting for the next one to
walk along!
And, Now...
Today's Blog Movie is specially deciphered
by way of our
Neighborhood
Soothsayer
and the visions will be
"Tongues of the Knowing!"
All "H" broke loose last time!
And some of you Readers actually
enjoy HSR getting his due recompense!
Well, he just might
catch it again this time,
in a big way!...
...just like he did last time
during
"People With Strong Bites Doing Crazy Things! Part 1.,"
THE TEENAGER HSR AND HIS BUDDIES
MAKE IT ON OVER
TO THE VISITING
CIRCUS
IN TOWN
TO MEET SOME CUTE CHICKS
AND HAVE SOME
INNOCENT FUN!...
AND ON THEIR WAY OVER,
HSR ASKS A FRIEND,
"I WONDER IF THEY ARE
GOING TO HAVE A
"KISSING BOOTH" LIKE THEY DID
WHEN MY DAD
WAS A KID?"
AND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SAYS,
"I'M ONLY DOING THE
PRETTY GIRLS!
AND A FRIEND SAYS,
I WANT TO SEE A LADY
FIRED OUT
OF A CONNON!
...
SO,
THEY MAKE IT THERE
FINALLY
AND THERE'S LOT OF FUN
TO BE HAD!
THEN, THIS GIRL OPENS
A DOOR, AND IS SURPRISED...
AND SHE SAYS,
"HOLLYWOOD...IS THAT YOU?
I REMEMBER YOU FROM JR. HIGH!
I'M WORKING IN THIS OFFICE...PLEASE COME
BY AND SEE ME LATER, OKAY!"
NOW, ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SAYS,
"YOU OLD DOG YOU...YOU
BEEN HOLDIN' OUT ON US, BRO!"
AND HSR SAYS, "MAN I AIN'T SEEN
HER IN FOUR-FIVE YEARS!...
...BUT SHE FILLED OUT, THOUGH!"
...
"HI, CALEB AND HOLLYWOOD...
SAYS THIS GIRL...
HEY CALEB...WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?"
AND CALEB ANSWERS, "OH, HE'S DARNELL!"
"WELL, DARNELL, I HAVE A FRIEND HERE
THAT
WANTS TO GET TO KNOW
YOU!"
SO, NOW,
CALEB AND DARNELL GO OFF
WITH THEIR FRIENDS
AND
HSR IS BY HIMSELF,
AND HE DECIDES TO GO
AND GET A HOT DOG
AT THIS VENDOR
AND THE HOT DOG AND
THE COKE DON'T LAST VERY LONG!...
"HI THERE, SIR,"
SAYS THIS GIRL, "I WAS WONDERING...
IF YOU CAN GO
ON THE ROLLERCOASTER WITH ME...
I MIGHT GET SCARED AND HAVE TO
HOLD ON TO SOMEBODY!"
"SURE, I'LL GO ON THERE WITH YOU!" REPLIES HSR...
SO, THEY GET TO THE COASTER
AND HSR
WANTS TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION ON THE GIRL
THAT HE JUST MET,
BECAUSE
HE APPRECIATES THAT
SHE LIKES TO LAUGH AT HIS JOKES...
...EVEN THE DUD ONES...
SO,
THEY STEP INTO THE FIRST CAR
OF THIS "DROP MOUNTAIN" RIDE,
AND THE ROLLER CAR STARTS ASCENDING
HIGH UP WITH A LOUD CLACKITY-CLAK...
...BUT...WAIT...
AS HE REACHES THE TOP
HE STARTS TO HOLD ON TO HER!
HOWEVER, HE CAN'T STOP THINGS NOW
AND MUST ENDURE
THE REST OF THE "ENTERTAINMENT,"
THEN,
THEY GET OFF THAT ONE AND
SHE SAYS, " I LOVED THAT ONE...NOW,
LETS TRY THAT OTHER ONE!"
...
SO,
HSR DOESN'T WANT TO SEEM SCARED
SO
THEY BOARD THE NEXT RIDE,
WHICH IS A
HEART-POUNDING, RHYTHMIC, AND
SPEEDY OFFERING CALLED
THE "BIG IN AND OUT"...
TO HELP MAKE
THE FOOD THAT YOU JUST PUT IN--COME OUT!...
SO,
THAT RIDE FINISHES...
BUT,
HSR CAN'T FEEL GOOD
IN THE GIRLS SQUEEZY HUGS
BECAUSE HE'S TOO FRIGHTENED!
...
"LET'S GO ON THIS ONE, TOO!
SHE BEGS,
WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH
HER ARMS AROUND HIM!
SO,
AFTER A BRIEF REST AND WALK-ABOUT,
THE NEXT COASTER,
CALLED "TAKE A CHANCE,"
MAKES THE HSR AND THE
THRILL SEEKING GIRL
STEP BACK A LITTLE...
BUT THE GIRL SAYS,
"I TRUST THE MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS
THAT WERE USED IN THE PHYSICAL DESIGN OF THIS RIDE!...
I'M A MATH MAJOR!
AND I WANT TO SAIL INTO THE SKY...WITHOUT A TRACK!...
ISN'T THAT "THE MOST," HOLLYWOOD?"
"YES, DEAR!" SQUEAKS OUT HSR...
SO, HSR BARELY SURVIVES THIS RIDE
BUT
AFTER TOO MANY BIZARRE BUMPS,
FRIGHTENING TWISTS, AND
TERRIFYING TURNS,
HSR FINALLY STEPS OUT
OF THE ROLLERCOASTER CAR
AND FINDS OUT THAT
HE HAS COMMITTED
A VERY EMBARRASSING
PERSONAL ACCIDENT!...
...BUT...
HE TELLS THE GIRL THAT
HE JUST MET
THAT HE JUST BUMPED INTO SOME ONE
AND THAT A DRINK SPILLED ALL OVER...
"I'MA GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM...
I'LL BE BACK!"
SO,
HE RUSHES TO FIND ONE...AND
AND HE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE
LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT HIS
DEMISE!...ESPECIALLY
CLOWNS!
WELL, IT'S A DISTANCE AWAY...BUT HE
FINDS ONE...
AND HE DRIES OFF
AS MUCH AS HE CAN, AND
WHEN HE STARTS BACK...
HE SEES...YOU GUESSED IT!...
A
TEASING CLOWN!
THEN,
HE PASSES SOME
UNUSUAL
PEOPLE...
BUT NOW HE'S SORT OF LOST
AND HSR'S GETTING TIRED...
SO,
HE SEES A PLACE
WHERE MAYBE HE CAN GET
SOME REST...
SO,
HE GOES INSIDE
AND IT'S PITCH
BLACK!
AND...OH NO!...
THE DOOR CLICKS SHUT AND...
IT'S LOCKED!
AND THE DOOR WON'T OPEN!
...HE CAN'T GET OUT!
THEN,
THE LIGHTS COME ON!...
WHAT'S THIS?...
"HI THERE, YOU HANDSOME MAN!" SAYS
THIS LADY, "MY FRIEND, ABACA, AND I
AND WE'RE HUNGRY!...
...YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE
WE GET STARTED?"
NOW,
HSR CRIES...
"EYE WA MA MOMMA!"
Love Toothbrush®
"Somewhere on this Earth, for every quiet, peaceful and Sunny Day,
somewhere else, it's
violently and catastrophically
destructive!"
Some people say that
Beautiful
Smiles actually
do make
the World
go 'round!
And with the advances in Dentistry today,
it's possible to "buy"
the Best Smile
Possible!"
A Big and Bright "Boom" can make some
people look like
they might be a
Movie Star!...
or...
well on their way to being
one!
But sadly,
everyone doesn't
have the chance to have
the "Magic
Whites!
And that's not fair!
But that's just
the way it is!
Cleft Palates do happen
with some frequency, but
fortunately,
they can be rehabilitated to a
large extent!
People just only want to look "regular" and
fit in and have a good outlook
to Life!
Amelogenisis Imperfecta, when it hits,
can present with
treatment difficulties, including sensitivity
even after being numbed.
Fortunately, in many cases
a normalcy of the dentition
may be achievable!
Some people can
grow up missing some teeth!
Congenitally Missing Teeth
or, in this case, Partial Anodontia, happens.
Partial dentures can help to
restore some function and esthetics!
Microdontia, or
"Small Tooth,"
may be easily fixable these days.
Advances in jaw bone building can
absolutely transform
a person with
Micrognathia, and they can
"fit into, and participate easier in Society!"
Watch out for accidents!
...like car crashes,
because one can go from this
to this!
...or even worse!...
OMG!
We can destroy our own Teeth Chances
for a lasting and fine set of chompers by
eating too much sugary
stuff
without adequate dental follow up!
Yes!...
we can make our own mouths explode
...with
possibly disastrous results!
And remember that "Knock Out Game?"
Well, the guy who
missed the "Swing,"
"Kissed The Pavement"
something awful!
But Dentistry can be expensive!
and a lot of people don't have
the funds to get
"Top Notch Work" done!
And there are many more
Health Conditions that can
affect our Mighty
Mouse...I mean...Mouths!
That means, if you have it
"Blingin' all out!"...
...just "Count Your Blessings," Buddy!
However,
if you "ain't got time" to
take care of your mouth...
I don't
wanna hear it!
And if you have those
"Pretty
Ice Cubes...
Go ahead and
show
Come on...
let it "Break Open
will ya!
Aaah yeah!
Just like that!
...Thank you!
"Vreau mai mult, nu-mi pasă,
vreau doar,
mai mult!
May you have many...
..."I believe in the
"Power Of Self Determination!"
Our Civilization has gotten to
the point where
we can specialize in what we do to help the World...
and make a living!
But as we come up,
so many things may
try to throw us off track!...
And I know that it's
"Easier Said Than Done,"
but, please, "Stay Focused" and "Hungry!""...
..."Dr. Report!...
you always know just what to say
to always make feel
like I matter the most!
I know that you matter
the most to me!
And I promise to
show you when we get there!"...
...Hi there, Doctor Report!
Come and join my Birthday Party!
I'm so happy with the Virility and Robustness of Life!
I can do anything!
And, Doctor...
...after everyone leaves the Party...
Then,
...there's the After Party!...
..."Thank you for coming in
through the window, Hollywood!...
It reminds me so much
of our craziness at
my College Dorm!"...
..."There he goes...
I'll think I'll follow him...
like I'm a
a "Spy Of Love!"...
"OMG!...
I can hear him
walking down the hall
to my Front Door now!...
Mmmm!"
"Dr. Report!...
Now that the Show is over,
and it's My Birthday,
I'm going to
"Open Up My Presentse!"
"Hello!"...to you, Reader...
Whether it's your first time here or not...
...please don't make it your last...
That will be very pleasurable to me!
rare Smile Variation called the "Winge's Peak,"
which was first elucidated by the Blogger of this Blog,
my Special Friend," Dr. Ralph Winge!.
He noticed that in the midline area of the upper lip,
some people have a distinctly elevated linear segment,
to the top of the lip,
as we see here on the
Popular Rapper,
Music Executive,
and Family Man,
who can act and "Beat 'um Up Good,"
is also one of my "Top Five Of All Time!"...
Ladies are also found to have this Phenotype!
"It Ain't Even Funny!"...
And another Lady who can vanquish strong
and opinionated, Aiesha Tyler!
OMG!...
The Hottest Actor on the Market Today,
is Blessed with a Peak! And,
it's none other than
Chadwick "Black Panther" Boseman!
And, of course, we cannot forget,
one of the Most Popular U. S. Presidents
of all time!...
the One...the Only...
This Winge's Peak thing may just have some
Dominant Trait Characteristics to it,
because,
his two daughters, Malia and Sasha,
also possession one!
I think that
this mark is Beautifying and Engaging...
...and people can look at your Peak and
watch it move while you speak!
...
I think that I just may call
Dr. Debraj Shome,
and find out what it takes to get
My Own Winge's Peak!"!
"My Business
Is Booming!"
...
"You who!...
My Handsome Snow Man!...
...Over here!"
My Handsome Snow Man!...
...Over here!"
"Maria Garcia Baranda!...
There you are!...
I just finished putting
the logs in the Fireplace!"
"HSR, thank you...I'm just out here
enjoying the Coolness Factor!...
...cause it's gonna get pretty warm inside!"
"It shawl is!...What you
waiting fo?"
"Nothin!...
I'll bet that you brought that
Match Stick
To Start Thet Fire!"
Meanwhile...Back at the Palace!
"Mmmm...mmm...mmmm!
There are so many
Sweetie Sugar Babies Here, Tonight!...
...Ya, Man!"
"Hello, there...Sir
you look like
one of the
Dolls in my Collection!"
"Maybe, Baby...
Should I call You Collect?"!"
"OMG!, Sir...
You are so far on the
"Good Side of Delicious!...
"What do all the
girls call you?"
"Sometimes,
I can't make it out...
when they
"Scream My Name!"
But,...I'm Hollywood Smiles Report...The Extremely Limited Edition!...
What's your name?"
"Here's my card...I'm Stacy Ecstasy!
And...
I'll have you smiling
all the way "To The Thanks!"
"I'ma call you!" says HSR....
"Hello, Young Man!...
I think I saw you in some movies...Are you
a Movie Star?"
"Aww, Hey There, Cutes!
Umm...that was probably when
Me!"
"You're "Looking Good" at the Party tonight, Fella!...
Do you like to "Give, or
do you like to "Take?"
"I like to give!...
...that is...unless...
...you're for the "Takin'!"
"Girls!...That man
over there
is just
"Drippin' With Gorgeous!"
I'ma go over there to him
and give a
...piece of My "Mynd!"
Now,
the blonde Lady says,
"Will you look at all of those Women
"feigning" over that guy...
...that...handsome...Guy!
We'd never embarrass ourselves like that, right!?"
Now, this Lady
thinks
to herself,
"Speak for yourself, _______!"
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