People With Strong Bites Doing Crazy Things! Part 1.

Your "I like the feeling felt when I hear a new song that hypnotically agrees with me" smile, cracks up as you WATCH THE TEENAGE HSR WITH HIS BUDDIES CHECKING OUT THE AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES, AND HE JUST HAPPENS TO MEET AND START TALKING TO A NICE GIRL, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO WORK THERE...

AND SINCE HSR THINKS THAT HE'S A FULL-FLEDGED, UNCONQUERABLE, AND VIRILE YOUNG MAN, AND WANTS TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON THE GIRL THAT HE JUST MET,  BECAUSE HE APPRECIATES THAT SHE LIKES TO LAUGH AT HIS JOKES...EVEN THE DUD ONES...SO HE WANTS TO SHOW HER THAT HE'S COOL AND FEARLESS, AND HE ALSO TAKES UP THE DARE THAT HIS BUDDIES GIVE HIM TO GO ON THE THREE ROLLERCOASTERS, SO HE STEPS INTO THE FIRST CAR OF THIS "DROP  MOUNTAIN" RIDE, WHILE SHE WATCHES FROM THE GROUND (SMART GIRL!), AND HSR'S ROLLER CAR ASCENDS HIGH UP WITH A LOUD CLACKITY-CLAK...BUT...WAIT...

AS HE IS ABOUT TO REACH THE TOP, HE WONDERS IF HE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE, HOWEVER, HE CAN'T STOP THINGS NOW AND MUST ENDURE THE REST OF THE "ENTERTAINMENT," THEN HE GETS OFF THAT ONE AND THEN HSR BOARDS THE NEXT RIDE, BUT NOT WITH THE GIRL, WHICH IS THE HEART-POUNDING, RHYTHMIC, AND SPEEDY OFFERING CALLED THE "BIG IN AND OUT"...

...WHICH IS GUARANTEED TO HELP MAKE THE FOOD THAT YOU JUST PUT IN--COME OUT!...AND AFTER A BRIEF REST AND WALK-ABOUT, THE NEXT COASTER, CALLED "TAKE A CHANCE," MAKES THE HSR AND THE OTHER THRILL SEEKERS ASSUME POTENTIALLY-GREAT  BODILY RISK, AND THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE IMPLIED CONSENT AND TRUST THAT THE CORRECT MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS WERE USED IN THE PHYSICAL DESIGN OF THIS RIDE, BECAUSE THE RIDERS AND THE CAR, IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE IMMUTABLE LAWS OF GRAVITATIONAL ACCELERATION, ARE SUPPOSED TO FAIL-SAFELY SAIL THROUGH THE SKY WITHOUT A NET...AND WITHOUT A TRACK...

...AND FINISH WITH EVERYONE A-OKAY AND SWEARING THAT THEY ALMOST FELL OFF!...HOWEVER...JUST TO GIVE THE SCARY-CAT TEENAGE HSR SOME CREDIT, HE DOES, AT LEAST, START OUT EACH RIDE WITH A CALM AND AMUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE...THEN, AS THE RIDE'S BARELY BEARABLE CONVOLUTIONS  START TO GET CHAOTIC...HSR CHANGES HIS LOOK TO ONE THAT RADIATES APPREHENSION AND FEAR...AND HE LOOKS LIKE HIS LIFE MIGHT BE PASSING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM....JUST LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS KID...

...AND AFTER TOO MANY BIZARRE BUMPS, FRIGHTENING TWISTS, AND TERRIFYING TURNS, HSR FINALLY STEPS OUT OF THE ROLLERCOASTER CAR AND FINDS OUT THAT HE HAS COMMITTED A VERY EMBARRASSING PERSONAL ACCIDENT!...

...BUT HE TELLS THE GIRL THAT HE JUST MET AND OTHER INQUISITIVE PEOPLE THAT HE JUST  BUMPED INTO SOME ONE AND THAT HE SPILLED HIS DRINK ALL OVER...BUT HIS BUDDIES AREN'T FOOLED, AND THEY TEASE HIM GOOD!
                                                                                                                                                     











"Give it to me, baby!"










Two opposing teeth, in an otherwise correctly-intended biting relationship, can tear and masticate food and conduct the initial breakdown of that food to begin the digestion process.

The power of whole, complementing dental arches, and the bite strengths per square inch that they produce, mainly maximized and leveraged in the molar areas, can not only lead to the efficient tearing and mashing up of food...but entertaining humans can come up with dramatic, eye-widening, and seemingly impossible tasks, that a good and dependable set of chompers can help convincingly display!

For instance:

This guy's a long way up...and can go a long way down!

...teeth don't fail me now!

Circus acts that are almost death-defying, are always one of my edge-of-the-seat favorites!...

...and the acrobats' musculatures are just anatomically amazing!

Some super-dynamic displays of dental strength, taken with accompanying gobs of potential pain, make me cringe in disbelief!

Will his feet need multiple stitches afterward, or is the skin on his feet so thick that he's not even bothered?... Whoa!

"Look Ma...no hands!"

On the bright side...his arms are getting much-needed rest!

This improbable trick gives new meaning to the term "Molar Power!"

...will he continue this down the runway, and sling the plane in the sky?...just asking'!

Now, here are some facts:

A person with a complete and strong set of great functioning teeth (fully dentate) produced over 270 pounds of force, according to a study published in Scientific American. A person with no natural teeth present, wearing a complete set of full upper and lower dentures, can only muster up to 1/5 or 1/6 of that full force, at a maximum, according to the same study!

So, take care of your perms...because they are your last naturals!



May you have many…Man will never be able to “spark life into action from zero,” even if he does learn the many secret data set configurations of DNA, and discovers the elegant and multitudinous process actions of RNA…I just saw a seagull hover in one spot high in the air for minutes on end, supported by the steady, oncoming, and invisible winds…you may lose your keys, your wallet, or something else very valuable to you, but thankfully, you really can't lose your _ _ _ _...smiles!


































Tags:
The Dentist Who Loves You Back
The Second Life Dentist
The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Biggest and Baddest Dentist in History
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids