Some Halloween Witches...Capture...A Dentist!....And...They Make Him...Oh No!...

“Hi There!...You…Pretty Boy Dentist You!...I Have Some...Wonderful Things...Lined Up...For You!....   

..But First!”…

“Wow!...I Hope that Dentist can ‘Break Free’ of those Circumstances, 

because 

the World needs Dentists!...Starting with 

this blog’s Creator, Doctor Ralph Winge!”

“It’s Halloween, and People are just having a little Fun!...

...At least, 

that’s what I hope! 

But 

One still has to keep their ‘Bearings Straight!’ 

 Otherwise, You may go 

which ever Way the Howling Winds Blow!”

“Uh Oh!...

...All of the 

Spy Communications 

are Down!...

...That means that I need to Signal My Secret Weapon!...

Agent Hollywood Report!"

“Should I ‘Trick Him’ and You ‘Treat Him,’ 

or 

should it be the Other Way Around?”

“Laying Down on the Job Really 

feels good about Now!”

“Come closer!...  

...I only 

...Bite a Little Bit!”

“Yes, Doctor Report, I’m bringing 

30 of my Scariest Friends to 

Your party on the 31^st!"

“I just picked up some things from the Pastry Shop 

and 

after You try some, 

I want to know which you think 

is sweeter...

...the Cupcakes...

...or me?”

Hollywood’s Halloween Party was So Wild Last Year, 

it was 

Sensory Overload! 

...But this Year, 

I don’t know how…but...

...I just gotta be There!”

You and Your 

'Halloween is scary 

but the Times 

we are living in are 

More Scary'

Smiles 

are only

trying to

...Hide!

This

Intellectually Imbibing

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Friendly Brooms 

that are bringing Us 

'Elixirs of Entertainment!'

Be Careful when trying 

to take the

Short Cut Home!...



Are You listening HSR...?

..Many Times,

You have to take

the 'Long Cut' Home!

Otherwise... 

...You might Be Sorry!

...Just watch HSR

'Get Sorry!'...

...again...like during

Dentist Discovers Plot...By...Vampires And Zombies...To...Take Over...The Earth!...On... 

...Halloween!...

and before that,

in

"Wow!...This Dentist Is Also A... 

...Fortune Teller!"

...BUT 

IT'S NOT 

GOING TO BE WONDERFUL 

OR EVEN FUNNY

FOR HSR 

BECAUSE, 

HE NEEDS SOME 

MORE AND MORE

MONEY 

TO HELP PAY

FOR HIS DENTAL SCHOOL'S 

EXORBITANT 

TUITION!...

SO, 

THIS TIME, 

HE TAKES A JOB...WHICH PAYS WELL

BUT...IT'S 

...JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!

...HALLOWEEN NIGHT! 

AT THE LOCAL 

GRAVEYARD!...OF ALL PLACES!...

AND DURING THE ...GRAVEYARD SHIFT!...

OH NO!

AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, OF COURSE, 

HE HAS DREAMS...OF HIS GIRLFRIEND

AND HIM HAVING SOME 

INNOCENT FUN,

AND SOME TRICK AND TREATING

SILLINESS...

AND HE DREAMS ABOUT A PARTY THAT HE'S 

GOING TO BE MISSING!

SHUCKS!

SO, 

IT'S TIME TO WALK ON OVER TO THE PLACE

AND HE GETS A KICK OUT OF 

SOME OF THE COSTUMES THAT PEOPLE AND

PETS ARE WEARING!

YES, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AND A

LOT OF FOLKS ARE JUST SO HAPPY

AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUGARY ACTIVITY 

GOING ON 

ON THE STREETS

AND DOORWAYS!...

WITH PUMPKINS 

ALL OVER!

AND THESE GUYS WERE PLAYING LIKE THEY ARE BLIND...

SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO--

--HEY, DON'T DO DAT!

AND THIS LADY STOPS HSR AND SAYS, "HI THERE SIR,...

I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME NOT SO SCARED TONIGHT...

...YOU GAME?"

"I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'M WORKING TONIGHT..SORRY," SAYS HSR

AS HE WALKS ON...

PAST ANOTHER YARD'S ORNAMENT

AND NOW, HE'S GETTING TO THE OLD

PART OF TOWN

AND HE GOES PAST AN ANCIENT CARNIVAL 

AREA

THAT HAS SEEN SOME BETTER TIMES!...

NOW, HE'S GETTING CLOSER

JUST PAST THIS AREA NOW,

OKAY...THROUGH THIS GATE

AND ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE

TO MEET THE MANAGER!

"MY...IT'S TOO SPOOKY," 

HE THINKS!...

SO, 

SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS A LITTLE...

HSR GETS TO THE 

MAIN OFFICE BUILDING

AND CAREFULLY CREEPS DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY

AND HE TURNS THIS WAY AND SEES

AND HE TURNS ANOTHER WAY AND SEES

AND HSR SAYS, WITH A VERY SHAKY AND WIMPY KID VOICE,

"HI THERE!"

SUDDENLY,  BEHIND HIM, 

A VERY DEEP AND RESONATING BELLOW OF A VOICE 

EMITS,

"GOOD DARK, SIR... 

YOU MUST BE THE YOUNG DR. REPORT!

THANK YOU FOR AGREEING 

TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT!...

...IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO PAY 

AN ARM AND A LEG FOR 

GOOD HELP THESE DAYS...

OH, 

THERE'S AN ARM AND A LEG ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE!

BUT THERE'S CASH TOO, 

IF YOU PREFER!

I'M GOING TO A 

'GHOULISH PARTY' 

TONIGHT!...

...AS A MEDICAL SPIRIT DOCTOR, YOU LIKE

MY OUTFIT?...

...DON'T ANSWER!

JUST MAKE SURE 

ERRANT KIDS

DON'T KNOCK DOWN 

THE HEADSTONES

OR SPRAY PAINT!

OH,

HERE'S A FLASHLIGHT...THAT WORKS...

...SOMETIMES!"...

AND THE MANAGER CONTINUES,

"THE SPOOKY PHENOMENA HERE...

YOU KNOW...

...THE APPARITIONS AND THINGS...

WELL...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE...

OF COURSE, THIS IS THEIR PLACE!

HA HA HAAAAAAA,"

AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND US 

AS WE EXIT!

THEN, 

I LOOK AND SEE 

SOME  DISTURBED BATS 

FLUTTER WITH A SCARY FORCE,

THEN 

I TURN TO SAY "BYE" TO THE GUY, 

OR WHAT EVER HE IS...

BUT...

HE VANISHED INTO THE DARK!...WOW!...

"I WONDER IF THE SUN EVER SHINES ON THIS PLACE!" WONDERS HSR...

...

SO HSR PACES CAREFULLY 

AROUND ONE AREA OF THE PLACE, AND...

"PLEASE SPARE ME 

WITH THE SCARY STUFF," HE BEGS TO HIMSELF!

"UH OH!...WHAT'S THAT?"

AND HSR SEES SOMETHING EVER SO SLIGHTLY!...

THEN 

HE TURNS TO LOOK AT 

WHERE A SOUND CAME FROM...

BUT, 

NEXT, 

HE LOOKS BACK...AND...

...YIKES!

NOW, HSR ALMOST DOES NUMBER ONE 

...ON HIMSELF!...

BUT THEN 

SHE JUST...DISAPPEARS!

OMG!...

"HI, PRETTY BOY!" SAYS THIS LADY 

OFF TO ANOTHER SIDE...

"COME INTO MY CRYPT!

"MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME," 

SWEATS HSR, 

"I'VE GOT TO MAKE 

MY ROUNDS NOW!"

AND SHE SAYS, "I'LL WAIT A HUNDRED AND FIFTY 

YEARS FOR YOU, PRETTY BOY!"

SO, 

THE TENTATIVELY WALKING HSR

GETS TO THE PART OF THE FOREST...

...ERR...GRAVEYARD...

THAT HAS LOTS OF CRACKLING 

LEAVES AND BRANCHES 

WHICH BREAK LOUD ENOUGH TO 

WAKE UP...

...THE 'YOU KNOW WHO!'...

SUDDENLY, 

SOME THING WALKS UP TO HSR...

OH NO!...

AND 

'IT' 

STARTS TO SPEAK!

"OMG!, DR. REPORT...IT'S YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"EXCUSE ME, BUT, 

DO I KNOW YOU?" 

ASKS A STUNNED HSR...

"YES, YOU DO!...I'M THE CADAVER 

THAT YOU ARE DISSECTING 

AND STUDYING IN ANATOMY 

LAB!"

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?" 

ASKS AN AMAZED HSR...

"I'M HERE TO PARTY 

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!" 

THE CADAVER CONFESSES...

"HEY, TELL ME HOW 

YOU GOT HERE!" ASKS HSR...

AND THE MUMMIFIED PERSON RESPONDS,

"EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE 

SOME SECRETS THAT

...THEY TAKE TO THE GRAVE 

WITH THEM!....HA HA HA!...

...OH,

AND DR. REPORT, ONE MORE THING..

PLEASE...

DO NOT LOP OFF MY LOVE GLAND!...

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

THE FUN I'M HAVING HERE, BUDDY!...

DO THAT ONE THING FOR ME, PLEASE, OKAY?"

AND HSR SAYS, "SURE THING, MR. MUM!"

SO, WITH A HALF-HEARTED SMILE,

HSR CONTINUES HIS ROUNDS,

AND THEN 

HE TURNS ON HIS FLASHLIGHT AND 

HE PROMISES HISSELF THAT 

IF HE GETS 

TOO SCARED,

HE'S GONNA...

BOOK OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!

BUT, 

...SUDDENLY...

...THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT!

AND 

SOME CROWS FLY!

AND NOW...

THE MOON'S GOING DARK!...

AND NOW 

...EVEN THE STARS 

IN THE SKY...

...ARE GONE!

"OH NO!...AGAIN?...

YOW!"

NOW...

...AS HSR IS WALKING...

HE TRIPS 

OVER SOMETHING!...

AND 'THAT SOMETHING'... 

...SEEMS TO BE 

...UH OH...WAKING UP!...

SO, HSR FRANTICALLY 

TRIES THE FLASHLIGHT AGAIN...

AND...

"OH THE  _ _ _ _ ,  NO!"

HE SEES A MOVING

MONSTER!

SO HSR TURNS QUICKLY, 

THE OTHER WAY...

...AND RUNS!...

...RIGHT SMACK 

INTO A BIG TREE...

AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT...

FALLING TO THE GROUND!

NOW...

THIS CREATURE 

RISES UP!...

AND SAYS,

"MY...

...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!...

...I MUST PROTECT THIS SPECIES 

FROM THE OTHERS!...

BUT FIRST...

I'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN, MYSELF!

'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'...

TO ME!...

...HA HA HAAAAA!

...

SO...THAT MONSTER LADY

DOES SOME 'THINGS' 

WITH HSR,

THAT WE WON'T MENTION...

BUT IT INVOLVES 

HER

TOUCHING HIS

'CEPHALIC TEMPLES!'

...AND SO...

AFTER ALL OF THAT,,

SHE LEAVES THE AREA...

AND

HE SLOWLY

REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!

"I GOTTA GET

OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!" HE SWEARS!...

NOW PASSING THROUGH

OTHER PARTS

OF HIS

'WORKPLACE,'...

HE SEES

SOME SPOOKY-LOOKING

TREES



...OH BOY!...



"I THINK I'LL WALK RIGHT PAST THIS

'LITTLE BUILDING!"  HE

DETERMINES!





"YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS

WOMAN,

"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,

PLEASE GO PAST

THE TWO

ARCHES OVER THERE

AND

SOMEONE

WOULD LIKE

TO



MEET YOU!"




NOW, SENSING THAT HE

MIGHT NEED TO COMPLY,

HSR GOES PAST ONE ARCH

AND THEN

ANOTHER!

THEN,

"PLEASE COME IN, SIR!...

...I FEEL LIKE

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

'AGES' FOR YOU!

...YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN

WHO THINKS DEEPLY

SOMETIMES!

...I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT

YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT

'ALL SIDES OF LIFE'

AND

'COME TO TERMS' EVEN

WITH THE THINGS

YOU HATE!"



NOW HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"I KNOW WHAT I WANT!...

I WANT TO

GET WITH MY FRIENDS AND

GET

AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!...

AND FORGET THE PAYMENT!"



...

THEN, 

HSR TELLS THE LADY, 

“THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE...  

...I’M GOING TO HAVE TO 

GET BACK TO WORK NOW.”  

SO, 

HE LEAVES THAT AREA...

...AND...

... THINGS…STILL 

LOOK THE SAME!...

BUT NOW, 

BY ACCIDENT, 

HE STEPS AND 

FALLS INTO 

A HOLE!  

OMGOSH!  

HE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A THUD, 

BUT HE 

FORTUNATELY, 

IS NOT HURT...

...AS HE LOOKS AROUND,

HE HEARS SOME SLIGHT NOISES 

OVER TO THE SIDE...

...THEN SOME EERY EYES 

START TO LOOK AT HIM! 

SO HE STARTS TO PRAY AND SWEAT 

AND 

HE STARTS TO CLAW HIS WAY UP THE SIDE, 

WITH NO SUCCESS,

BUT...

SOME LIGHTNING STARTS 

TO STRIKE, AND, 

OMGOSH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES A 

TREE LIMB AND MAKES IT FALL 

PARTIALLY IN THE HOLE...

...SO HE SCRAMBLES UP THE BIG BRANCH 

TO GET OUT, 

THEN HE

MOVES THE BRANCH 

AWAY FROM THE HOLE 

SO WHAT WAS DOWN THERE, 

CAN’T GET OUT!...NOW... 

HE CONTINUES 

ON HIS WAY 

IN THE GRAVEYARD 

UNTIL HEE REACHES 

A 

FORK IN THE PATH…

AND HE DECIDES TO GO 

ONE WAY, 

BUT 

HE SEES 

THIS...

THEN, IMMEDIATELY,

HE GOES BACK TO THE FORK

IN THE ROAD 

AND

MOVES ON THE OTHER WAY...

AND HE

WALKS FAST,

SO AS NOT TO

LET ANYTHING CATCH UP TO HIM,

AND

AS HE

PROGRESSES,

HE SCARES SOME TEENAGERS, 

WHO HAVE SOME CANS OF SPRAY PAINT, 

JUST BEFORE 

THEY START TAGGING, 

AND THEY RUN AWAY,

FRIGHTENED,

LEAVING THE CANS,

THEN,

AS HSR WALKS THROUGH THE

VENUE, HE NOTICES A 

FOG COMING HIS WAY!...

AND,

 WHEN HE

BREATHES IN THE CLOUD,

HE STARTS TO

FEEL STRANGE,

AND THE TREES TURN

PRETTY COLORS 

AND DO UNUSUAL 

THINGS...

WAIT!...

IS THAT A

'HALUCINOGENIC CLOUD?'

NOW HE REALLY STARTS TO FREAK!...

...AND RUN FASTER...

NOW, HE SEES A

BUILDING ON THE RIGHT

WHICH

MAY BE A 

'SAFE HARBOR'...

...WHAT DO YOU THINK?...

BUT...

ONCE HE ENTERS

A WOMAN TURNS TO HIM

AND SPEAKS,

"YOU MUST LEAVE!...AND DO NOT LOOK AT...

WHAT I AM FIGHTING...LEAVE...

...NOW...IF YOU...

...WISH TO KEEP LIVING!..."

SO, OF COURSE,

HE HIGH TAILS IT OUT OF THERE!

AND HE SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I WANT



...MY MOMMA!"


WHILE THIS WOMAN

ON THE SIDE

BEHIND A TREE

PLOTS,

"THIS NIGHT'S JUST GETTING STARTED!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

Be Careful of Who You Love because they might 

not 

Love You Back!

One Day, 

some Witches get together 

and they relate to each other, 

“We have an extensive and Storied History, 

but 

I think that We 

should try 

Something New!”    

“New like what.” asks another 

in the group...  

“I’d like to try and update 

My Look!”    

“How so?” asks another.  

“I want better Teeth and a 

better Smile!...I have my eye 

on this one cute Hunk Sorcerer, 

and a Vampire has been looking My Way, too!...

I want to Look Good and 

‘Fall in Love!’”   

Then one Witch says, 

“I sort of know about this one Dentist 

on Our side of Town, and 

maybe We can make him 

fix us up!”  

So, 

one night, 

they catch the Dentist 

on his way Home, and they 

approach him and 

give him an ultimatum, 

“Hey, Mr. Dentist...we want you to 

invigorate 

our Teeth and make Our Smiles better, 

so We can be more 

‘Hollywood’ 

and have better Chances 

with the Guys...

...or else!”

 

Now the Dentist says, 

“You don’t have to say ‘or else’...I’d be Happy 

to help you all out, and make it a Win-Win Situation!”  

So they offer him a Broom Ride 

back to the Office, 

But the Dentist declines and says, 

“It’s not too far, I’ll just walk!”

 

And when he gets there, 

everyone’s waiting in anticipation 

of getting a 

Transformative Smile Make Over, and this one Witch says, 

“I’ve had 

 three Life Times 

with Bad Teeth and 

I’m so glad that 

You can help Me out!...You’re such a Fine Young Man!”

 

So, the Dentist 

gets to Work and just pumps out 

the Treatments, 

especially with the help of 

an Assistant!

 

And when they all 

are finished and 

satisfied, 

a bunch of them are 

just admiring themselves in some Mirrors...

...without ‘Breaking Them!’

 

“I’m so thankful, Doctor,” 

smiles this one Witch, 

“that I made you some Soup!...

...Would you like some?”  

“Thanks a lot, 

but I’ll take some in a Cup for later!” 

says the Dentist…

 

So the Happy Witches 

with their 

Pretty Grins

all go 

their separate ways, 

and one of them offers

to the Doctor,

“I’d love to walk You 

Home tonight in the 

Beautiful Moonlight!”   

And the Dentist says, 

“Why, Thank You!...

...I’d like that!”

May you have many...

...“Halloween is quite the ‘Hybrid Holiday!’ It’s sort of between 

 

the Phenomena of Life and of Death...

But it can only, 

as far as I know, 

be Observed while Living! 

And while I like 

some of the Silliness and Craziness that people can experience, 

I am in no Rush 

...to see ‘What Comes Next!’...

..."So, Hollywood...You think

you're all

big and bad

and

can't get scared?"...

...…”With a Party like Yours...

...Who 

...needs an After Party!”...

..."I remember 

going Trick or Treating 

with You

when We were Kids

and

you always gave Me the

sweets that I wanted

out of Your bag, and I

just wat to say

'Thank You' again!"...

...Smiles!

“That Dentist who just 

helped out the Witches 

sure has some

... Friends on His Side now!...

“What can I say?...Witches have their 

Family Baby Teeth Needs, too!”

Is This How Some 

Spirits Travel?...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

Reliable Transportation Is... 

...A Lot Harder To Come By!...





























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

"Tell Me!...Is this 

a

'10,' or what?"

“Hollywood!...

Do You know who put this on 

My Teacher’s Desk at the Instiute?”

“A Hygienist wants to 

Adopt Me 

because she thinks I’m Cute! 

But, Boy…

is She in for a Surprise!”

“Where’s Some Pizza!...  

...Gotta Have Pizza!"

“I’m going to Resue some of My Fellow Hygienists 

...Who are Under Seige!”

“I was injured in the Epic 

‘Battle of the Embrasures!’... 

But now, 

after extensive Rehab...

carious predatorus wingeulus...is Mine!"

Love is Best  

When It’s 

Wrapped Up Tight!

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