Do You Have a 32-Pack Smile To Go With Your 6-Pack Abs?

"I'm Celebrating You!...Enter at your Own Risk...and for Your Own Rewards!...But, Warning...

You cannot



"Unsee" what you see

in this Internet Log!"

                                                                       

"Lots of people are asking me

where I got My Smile!...

Shall I tell them your Name, Doctor?"





































"The Shade,

the Cool Breeze,

My Perfect Drink...

And you...

Wait!...

Can I have

Two of You!"






































...HSR!

The Beach House

is

just a little further!...

I remember

last time when

we were transfixed 

by the 

view

from the 

place!

Oh...

and I'd like to

dance with

You

again!"

...Hey Doctor Report!...

This one's for you!...

I feel it...

raising up...

and about to 

....take me!

Yes!...I'm inside...

and I'm all yours...Mr. Ocean!

OMG!...

An eight second Peak!

And, of course...

I'm all wet!

Whoa...What's this?

Here 

Comes Another

Dream Wave!"...

"You know...

Big Curling Waves are almost

like 

"Hello Theres!" from 

the Oceans!" 

...My Dentist, Dr. Report!...

...."You ready?...

This is just like 

the Car in

"Bonnie And Clyde!

Well, where do

you wanna go?...

My Way...

or

the Highway?"

"Here's looking

at you, Kid!"

"To be...

...or not to be...

without Hollywood...

...that is the Question!

You and your

"test

taking"

smiles

are

hopefully well aware

that, if

you want to keep

reading this

Verbal Log,

then, don't



park on the RailRoad Tracks!





























Now,

This Day's Cyber Pages Review

will be

relayed to you

using Virtual Reality

Headgear,

which gives you

The Good,

The Shocking,



and

The Wild

Rides!

"HSR tries to water ski, but...



he'll get it one day!"

A neighbor called HSR for

Help!

It came up through her plumbing!

Now, after

helping her out...

HSR wants to

pursue that

Specialty Pipe Work!

But,

you know that

he makes those

Freshman

Mistakes!...O...M...

Gosh!...

Plumbing is one thing that he needs help in, 

but

HSR has the washer and dryer

stuff down pretty well!


Okay...so...

washing clothes 10,

plumbing Zero!



But that's okay, because things

are never still or static

for "Da Man" HSR!

Circumstances and situations

are always evolving...

just like in

"OMG!...She's So Pretty!...Every Time I See Her, My Smile...It Gets...Gets... Aroused!...Part 1.,"

and before that

in

"Dentists "Nee Day Tee Ficxt-ted, Tuu!" 

and before that,

in

"Don't Even "Effin' " Think About Brushing Your Teeth Before Flossing!"

WHERE

HSR 

CEREMONIOUSLY  INITIATES

A VERY MEMORABLE ADVENTURE

STARTING AT HIS 

ALMA MATER IN 

SAN DIEGO,

POINT LOMA 

UNIVERSITY!

AKA CALIFORNIA WESTERN UNIVERSITY!...

WHERE THE SUNSETS

ARE

LUSCIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL!

AND THERE'S PLENTY OF 

OUTER PLACES 

TO SEEK

INNER PEACE 

AND UNDERSTANDING!

AND, PLUS...

THEY GOT THE

BABES!

SO,

AFTER FILLING UP THE 

HUGE BALLON 

WITH HOT AIR,

IT'S UP

UP, AND AWAY!

HIP HIP HOORAY!...

AND, 

HE AND THE BALLON 

MEANDER NORTH, 

UP THE PACIFIC COAST, 

PASSING BY A PARADE 

OF DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES!...

AND HE MAKES 

SEVERAL 

CHANCE MEETINGS,

INCLUDING ONE WITH

SOME 

GOURMET

COOKING SISTERS...

AND THEIR

SIMPLY ADORABLE

PET

CANINES!....

BUT 

AFTER LANDING 

FOR A NIGHT...

HE AND HIS RIDE ARE

COMMANDEERED BY A 

BEAUTIFUL 

AND CUNNING 

LADY SPY

WHO ORDERS HIM TO 

"FLY OVER THE OCEAN RIGHT ABOUT 

HERE!"... 

THEN, 

SHE LEAVES HIM 

A BIG BAG FULL OF MONEY

AND TELLS HIM THAT 

SHE WILL FIND HIM LATER...

THEN,

 SHE LOVINGLY

OFFERS HSR 

AN AROUSING KISS

THE WAY THAT THE

CZECHOSLOVAKIANS

DO IT!...AND 

BLOWS HSR'S MIND!

THEN

SHE JUMPS 

INTO THE OCEAN 

TO ESCAPE 

 IN A 

SECRET SUB

BUT, NOW,

HSR 

CONTINUES HIS JOURNEY

UP THE COAST

AND FINALLY HE 

REACHES UP TO,

AND LANDS AT,

THE WORLD FAMOUS 

VENICE BEACH

WHERE MANY 

MYSTERIOUS THINGS

HAPPEN

QUITE

FREQUENTLY!

MANY PEOPLE

ARE OUT HAVING 

A GOOD TIME

AND THERE'S 

GOOD FOOD...

AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE

HAVING GREAT

TIMES...

AND SOME ARE JUST

WALKING ALONG...

OH YES...

AND THERE'S 

MUSCLE BEACH WITH THE

UNUSUAL

FEATS 

OF STRENGTH!

YES!...

THE MINDS AND BODIES

ARE FLYING FREELY

AND

THERE'S THE "STRONG

AND THE

BEAUTIFUL!

BUT AS HSR IS TAKING IN

THE 

GORGEOUS

SCENERY,

AND WHILE SEEING SOME

PEOPLE ON THE

FRINGE

HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE

LOOKING UP IN AMAZEMENT

AND HSR 

LOOKS UP TOO, 

AND 

OH NO!..

IT'S HIS BALLOON 

THAT'S

ON FIRE!

SOMEBODY JACKED

HIS "BOWL-LOON!"

AND THE WRECKED BALLOON 

DIVES HELPLESSLY

INTO THE WATER!

"OH, MAN," HSR CRIES, 

"I'M GLAD THAT I 

AT LEAST HAVE 

THIS BAG OF MONEY...

I'VE GOT TO GO TO A STORE 

AND CHANGE THIS WOMAN'S BAG 

AND GET ONE FOR A MAN!

AND ON HIS WAY, 

HE PASSES ONE FINE LADY

AND ANOTHER ONE

ASKS HIM,

"HI THERE, SIR...

I NEED A LARGER PURSE...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?"

AND HSR 

SMILES 

BUT THINKS 

"H _ _ _, NO!"

BUT REALLY SAYS,

"NOT RIGHT NOW...

...BUT THANKS!"

AND THE WOMAN SAYS BACK, 

"YOU'RE CLUTCHING IT LIKE 

THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS 

IN THERE...CAN I SEE?"

AND, 

HSR JUST STARTS WALKING FASTER!...AND

EVEN 

GOING HIGH SPEED!

AND HE HEADS 

STRAIGHT TO A FIVE AND 

DIME,

TO BUY A BACKPACK 

AND A QUICK SNACK,

THEN, 

HE THINKS ABOUT WHERE TO STAY, 

"I'LL TRY A MOTEL AROUND HERE 

TILL THE HEAT GETS LESS!"

SO, 

AS 

HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

"YO, SIR... GET YOUR 

FREE SAMPLE!" SAYS

THIS LADY...

AND ANOTHER ONE 

ASKS,

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU...

...WANNA SEE?"

"NOT RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR...

"YO, BIG BOY...FREE SMOKES,"

"THAT'S OKAY, BUT THANKS!" SAYS HSR...

SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT OVER 

TO A PLACE TO STAY!

AND HE BUYS A ROOM,

BUT, 

WHILE THERE, 

A PERSON KNOCKS ON THE DOOR...

OR RATHER...KNOCKS IN

THE DOOR,

BUT THE INTRUDER 

DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING,

SO, 

THE INTRUDER LEAVES,

AND NOW,

HSR DECIDES TO GET OUT OF THERE, TOO...

AND HE

HAILS A

TAXI...

AND ONE FINALLY PICKS HIM UP, AND

THE DRIVER ASKS,

"HEY, WHERE YA HEADED...OUTTA TOWN?"

"YEAH," SAYS HSR,

BUT THEN HSR THINKS,

"CAN I EVEN

TRUST THIS GUY?"

AND THEN

HSR SAYS,

"CAN YOU LET ME OFF AT THIS



MARKET!"

AND HE PAYS THE GUY

THEN WALKS OFF...

"I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT

WITH THAT CABBIE...

I'LL CALL AN UBER!,"

THINKS HSR...

SO, A CAR COMES BY AND

HE GETS IN

AND THIS LADY DRIVER

BEAMS AND SAYS,

"I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU

WHERE YOU NEED TO GO, SIR!"

"THANK YOU,"

SAYS HSR,

AS HE

FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW...

"I NEED

A HOT AIR

BALLOON SHOP...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE IS?

"SURE, I DO...IT'S CLOSE...

...


"HERE'S YOUR BALLOON STORE...

HAVE A NICE DAY!"

SAYS THE DRIVER...

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR.

AND NOW,

HE GOES INTO THE STORE...

"HI THERE, SIR!...GOOD

TO SEE YOU TODAY!

WE



HAVE THE BEST BALLOONS...

...ANYWHERE!

"HOW SOON

DO YOU WANT IT,

SIR, BECAUSE

WE HAVE ONE READY 

RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE!

WOULD THAT BE 

CASH OR CREDIT?"

"ALL CASH, PLEASE," 

HE SAYS...

"COME BACK IN 

HALF AN HOUR...

AND, YES, SHE'S ALL YOURS...

...WITH THE NECESSARY 

CERTIFICATES INCLUDED!" 

SHE SAYS...

"SEE YA SOON!" SAYS HSR..

...

SO 

HE WALKS OUT OF THE PLACE 

FOR A SHORT STROLL, AND...

HE MEETS A PRETTY LADY

WHO TALKS TO HIM 

AND SHE TELLS HSR,

"YOU HAVE 

ADVENTURE IN YOUR EYES!"

AND YOU HAVE A PURE HEART!

PLEASE BE CAREFUL ON YOUR JOURNEY!"

...

SO,

IN A HALF AN HOUR, 

HE RETURNS 

TO THE BALLOON MAKER

AND HE GETS HIS 

NEW GEAR READY FOR FLIGHT...

AND...

HIP HIP HOORAY!...

HE'S AIRBORNE, AGAIN!

"DANG, IT FEELS SO GOOD 

TO BE UP 

WHERE I BELONG!...

I'LL MAKE IT TO MALIBU, 

AND THEN

I'll TOUCH DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!"

SMILES HSR!

...

SO, WHILE LAZILY DRIFTING 

ALONG,

HE COUNTS UP THE CASH THAT 

THE SPY LEFT HIM...

AND IT COMES TO...

WOW!

4.2

MILLION DOLLARS!

PLUS 

SOME SMALL CHANGE!

"I GOTTA BE CAREFUL, BUDDY,"

HE SAYS TO HISSELF!

NOW 

HE PASSES BY,

AND GETS SOME GOOD VIEWS OF 

SOME OF THE 

MALIBU CELEBRITY

HOMES 

THERE...

SO, 

WITH THE SUN ABOUT TO SET, 

HSR SCOPES OUT 

A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...

AND HE HIDES THE STASH 

IN A GOOD PLACE,

THEN

HE PASSES PEOPLE

ON THE

BEACH,

AND THIS LADY

SAYS,

"YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE?...WATCH!"...

"WHOA!" REMARKS HSR...

THEN,

HE KEEPS WALKING,

AND A STRANGE LADY COMES

UP TO HIM AND 

SAYS,

"I AM GOING SWIMMING

PAST THE SURF IN THE OCEAN...

...WOULD YOU LIKE TO

SWIM WITH ME?...PLEASE...

...COME ON!"

"MMM," ADMITS HSR, "I CAN'T DO THAT 

RIGHT NOW," AND

HE KEEPS ON WALKING...

...

"HI THERE, SIR...

I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM 

AROUND HERE!

I'M OFFERING

YOU SOME SHELTER FOR THE NIGHT!

MY ROOMMATES ARE 

ALL AWAY FOR NOW

AND,

I HAVE A NICE FIREPLACE!

...

MY PLACE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!...

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"...

"OKAY," SAYS HSR...

SO THEY WALK ON OVER,

AND GO INSIDE,

THEN SHE SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO CHANGE CLOTHES"...

"SURE," SAYS HSR...

AND WHEN SHE RETURNS,

SHE SAYS,

"I REALLY LIKE IT HERE!...

YOU KNOW...AMERICA!"

I'VE LIVED IN MANY PLACES..

UKRAINE, POLAND, RUSSIA, KOREA, KASMIR,

SRI LANKA, ARGENTINA, TURKMINISTAN,

AND OTHERS...

AND EVEN

INCHANTEDLANDIA,

BUT,

I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON LIKE YOU!

CAN YOU SHOW ME

WHAT AMERICANS LIKE TO DO?"

"BUT, OF COURSE!" WIDELY SMILES HSR!

"BUT FIRST, 

I MUST!"...

...


SO...AFTER NO SLEEP!...

HSR FINALLY GETS UP

AND WITNESSES

THE BEAUTIFUL

SUNRISE...

AND AS SHE STILL SLEEPS,

HE WALKS A LITTLE 

ON THE BEACH...

THEN HE GOES BACK

TO THE BEACH HOUSE

AND SHE SAYS, "IT WOULD

BE GREAT IF YOU COULD

TO STAY THE

REST OF THE 

WEEK!"...

"IT'S SO SWEET HERE, AND YOU ARE 

AN EXTREMELY NICE AND

FLEXIBLE PERSON, 

BUT, JUST HAVE TO

GO NORTH!"

"WELL, CAN YOU COME AND SEE

ME WHEN YOU COME

BACK SOUTH?...BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST

TOO 

JUICY!" SHE SAYS...

"I'LL TRY!"

AND

THEY SPEND 

TWO HOURS SAYING 

GOOD BYE! 

AND WHEN HSR 

FINALLY GETS OUT OF THERE

AND GETS HIS 

"TRANSPORTATION"

UP IN THE AIR 

AND THINGS ARE 

JUST 

"BLOWIN' IN THE 

WIND!"

HEY!

...WHAT'S THIS!...

SOME OTHER BALLOONS SAIL

BY, AND HSR

SEES SOME OTHERS

OVER YONDER!

THAT'S COOL...

BUT AFTER A WHILE...

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THE WEATHER TURNS NOT

TOO 

GOOD!

AND DARK CLOUDS ARE 

HEADED THIS WAY!

ALONG WITH SOME LIGHTNING!

SO, 

HSR IMMEDIATELY SCOUTS 

FOR A GOOD LANDING SPOT!

HEY, THERE'S ONE!

...

BUT...OMG!...THAT PRIME SPOT

IS A 

A NATURALIST'S COLONY!

...WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING 

...OPTIONAL!

SO HSR IS

FORCED TO LAND!

OMG!

HOWEVER,

MOST OF THE PEOPLE 

RUN TO THEIR CARS

FROM THE COMING

INCLIMATE WEATHER

BUT 

A NUMBER OF WOMEN STAY 

AND HELP HSR PUT

THE HUGE BALLOON AWAY!

AND THEY TELL HSR,

"WE'RE STAYING IN

THE GONDOLA WITH YOU!"

...

OH BOY...

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE

A

WET AND WINDY NIGHT!

Love Toothbrush®                                              

"Have you heard a good joke

lately that made you do

this?"







































"Some People Have It, And...Some People Don't!"

And...

in this case...

...we're talking about...

these...

If you have some

nice teeth and a

nice smile...along with an

engaging

Aesthetic Quadrilateral of the Face

you're off to a great start!

But...

how's the rest of yourself?

More specifically...

do you want or have a

"Six Pack Of Rectus Abdominis"

to

match up with your

"32

Pack of Dentites?"






"I have a 32 and a 6 Pack,

Doctor,

and I'm



Lovin' it!"






"Well, I have a nice Smile

but,

I have had a

a One Pack

all my life!"








"Sir, is there

a reason for the connection

between a

Six Pack Abs and a

32 Pack Smile...

may

I ask?"

"Sure," say these people,

"everyone wants to be loved 

and feel attractive, and

having

an appropriate  

"Six/Thirty-two" 

only serves

as an affirmation to some people!"

"Hey... I have a nice

"32" and I have some

"Supersized Abs!

And things usually go my way...

or

go along with me!...

And I can "Bump!

those skinny "6 Pack" Dudes

all over the place!...

Hey...don't believe me...

Just ask my Buddy

here!"

"Hello, do you have exercises to help me

"Match up?"

Yes!...

Stomach crunches,

done standing,

sitting,

squatting,

or even 

laying

down are

popular with

Fitness Fanatics!

Leg raises to the

front and

to the sides

also help to work the Core!

And incorporating balance 

into your leg raises,

adds a 

functional element 

to your work out that's hard to beat!

And front Planking Methods 

with 

the

many

variations can be 

combined with side

variations

for a more complete

work out!

And external weights really help 

"Cultivate the Core!"

Certain Dance Moves 

can be employed, too,

but 

do they reach and integrate

with a 

Commitment to the Core?

Now, 

we want to send a 

Clear Message!...

There's more to Life 

than just having

Chiseled these

and Sparkly these!

A Good Total Package 

is needed to

do well in 

Society!

We don't want you to

Strike out in 

Love!...

We want you to feel 

all of the Love

that

Life has to offer!

And your 

Core and your 

"Crystals "

play a good part 

in your Chances of Success!

So, to make

a Short Story Long...

If your "Six and 32" Came

Naturally for you...You're Blessed!

And if not, and you want them,!...

...just go to your 

Dental and Plastic Surgeons and get this

and go to the gym

and work

for 

these!

Hey...like they say...

"If you got it...

Flaunt It!"

"Is he thinking about my Core...

or

My Crystals?"


































"What is your name, Sir?...Hollywood?...Guards!

As Queen,

I order you

to bring that man

to my Personal Chambers,

Immediately!"






















May you have many...



..."Let us never lose Hope!

Keep Hope Alive!

And in Keeping Hope Alive,

we are 

exerting our forces...

and our Strength accumulates and 

we get stronger,

and move from Cerebral Hope 

to The Needed Muscular Action!

And it is that Action

that helps to

Solidify and

Fulfill

Our Prophises!"...



..."Wow!...We won the

Fashion Show's

First Time Designer Award!

With your Vision, and

my Modeling Body, we

can make

Beautiful Clothes Together!"...




..."The Sunshine in Poland

makes my skin really Radiant?...

Why,

thank you, Hollywood!

The temperature

is just right,

and the food here is great!

What!...You want me 

to go in 

the surf with you?

mmm...not this time,

Sugar!"...


...smiles!

"Hollywood said that

he was coming back

to see me...and

I believe him!...but...



it's taking too long!"













"Some People want to see you

after the Show,

but...



I don't trust them!"

"The Core , 

you know, 

the Abdomen and the Back Muscles form 

the "Action Foundation" for us...

the Central Trunk of our Middle Area...this provides

strength 

to the rest of the body, 

including the arms and the legs!...

so Flex and Fortify your Core...because...

Your Life ...and your Love Life, depend on it!

"Dr. Report...

Do people always

clap for you

when you make

an entrance like this?"

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You First...You Know What!...

Hollywood is 

just the same now,

as he was 

when he was a little boy!

he still likes to play games,

however, he is

so Adorably and Lovingly

better at it now!

"Agent Report...

Situations have turned serious!

My government needs to know the 

Current GPS Coordinates 

of the Package!

We've picked up chatter that 

certain countries to

the north are

planning a 

possible offensive!...

And we need that package!

What will it take 

to get that information out of you?"

"So, Nalatasha...

...you came all the way to my 

Penthouse,

on a Saturday night at

8 pm to give me 

a desperate message

about your Country?...

You're really gonna have to

"Pry it out of Me" this time!"

"Anything for my Country, Agent Report...

but first,

can you 

please hand me

your Crowbar!"





















"Hi, Hollywood!

I'm just sitting here 

relaxing and

thinking about you!...

Well... would you like to

go to a

Jazz Club or to

the Park, or the Beach...

or maybe go Dancing

in the moonlight?

Or we can do what we did last time!...

...just...

"Take It Easy!"















"These headphones

make my

Dental Hygiene Patients

so compliant that

my



Battles Against

Bacterial Buildup

are

Nice and Easy!"

Tags:
The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Dental-Second Life Blog
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
The Biggest and Baddest Dentist In History
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids