"Watch Out!...Your Smile...Has Many...Enemies!" ...Part 2...

  All Threats...To The...Smile Complex...Are Eliminated...

...In 'Quick Succession!'"...

"Ha Ha!...

My Dress is

Bigger than Hers!"

I'm imagining myself Skiing in

this Hot Weather!"

"It seems like any Place

is better than Here!"

You and Your 

‘I don’t mess with People, 

but they might Mess with Me’ 

Smiles 

are

giving Them an Earful!

 

This  

'They Smilin' in yo' Face, but all the time they wanna take yo' Place'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Back Stabbers 

behind you!

"Our Fight is Right in Front of Us...

...Now!...

"On Guard!...

...We...The People...Of The 

Human Population!"

"There are a ‘Plethora’ of Things that can



jeopardize the Survival of Your

 Functional and Aesthetic Smile!...

...Let Me 

count the Ways!... 




First off, and obviously...there are

the many Sugars that

show up in the Foods

that we

eat and Love!...

Like

...Candy Bars,

Cakes and Confections

 Chips , Soda, 

and many sauces and dressings and dips, among many Other Things!




And...

Oh Wow!...

Accidents involving the Mouth

can really make

enjoying a Nice Smile

Difficult!




And...Getting 'Socked 

in the Kisser'

isn't

a 'Good Policy'

to live by!"

"And I can go on and on

about the many ways

that one can injure

any

of those

'Sweet Thirty-two,'

but

suffice it to say that

there are things that 

We can control

and some things 

that we can’t."  

"For the 

Things that we 

can’t control,

just

be a Good Person,

Mind Your Own Business,

and help others!...




...By doing so,



the Ever-Present

and Equalizing

‘Karma’

will shine upon You,

and Be Gracious unto You!"

"And for

the Things that 

We can control,



keep Your

‘Personal Protective Equipment’ (PPE),

 Your Toothbrush,

Toothpaste, Mouth Rinse,

and Floss,

close at Your Side,

just like 

You would

Your Sword!"

"For This is a Battle of a



Greater  War…

...that we must Fight…

...and Win...

...All the Days



of Our Lives!"

...

So...

it's Party Time...

...again!...And

just look 

at

all of the 

Platters 

and Plates

of

Sweet 

and Sugary

Excesses!

Our Scientists can do research 

and find 

Microbiological Ways to 

defeat 

Plaque and Oral Biofilm 

using 'Pharmacological Equivalents' of 

weapons that 

Humans use 

which will be 

employed to make 

Bacteria

Self-

Destruct...

or, 

direct Man-made Cells 

to attack by attaching to

Our Oral Enemies!

We can use

Chemicals and Biochemicals to 

interrupt their

Cellular Reproduction.

And we are using

lessons learned 

from the functions of other

Life forms!

But,

honestly, 

there are some scary things seen in

the evolving,

Natural

and Man-made 

Biological 

Landscapes!

The Best way to 

Statistically

'Improve Your Chances'

of winning against

the 'Damages of Your Diet,'

is to 

not let

the 'Food left in the Mouth'

get and grow too much in Volume,

with 

good help

from your 

Friends,

to stop the

'Menaces of the Mouth!'

Besides 

Dental Treatments

and Medications 

from your Dental Professionals...

...the only other Option,

after all other measures Fail...

is the

...Atomic Option!...

...Maybe with

a touch

of Flame...which will

definitely leave...

No More Microbiome...or Host!

Love Toothbrush®                                      

 

 

“Keep your Friends close…and your Enemies closer…   

...Not!” 

 

Some People that you encounter…well…  

...Beware!

 

TUITION IS COMING 

DUE...

IN USC DENTAL SCHOOL...

AND THAT MEANS

ONE THING!...

...HSR, AND THE OTHER STUDENTS 

ARE GOING TO HAVE TO

'COUGH UP'

SOME HEAVY 

DENTAL STUDENT USER FEES...

AMOUNTING 

TO OVER

$100,000 FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR!...

...THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF

COUGHING AND SNEEZING!

SO,

WITH SOME LUCK(?)

HSR FINDS THAT 

THERE'S A

CONTEST ABOUT TO START, 

WHICH 

IS OFFERING

A $4 MILLION DOLLAR

PRIZE  

TO ANYONE WHO

SUCCESSFULLY

NEGOTIATES

A NUMBER OF OUTDOOR MAZES,

OVER THE DAYS AND NIGHTS,

WITH MANY

 OF THEM HARBORING

ELEMENTS OF 

DANGER,

AND...

ELEMENTS OF

BEAUTY!

"WITH THAT AMOUNT

OF PRIZE MONEY,

I CAN  PAY MY TUITION AND 

THE TUITION OF A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS," 

BEAMS HSR,

AS HE THINKS ABOUT USC

DENTAL SCHOOL!

SO, HE 

GOES TO THE 

SIGN-UP PLACE 

AND

HARDLY ANYONE IS THERE,

THEN,

HE TALKS TO ONE PERSON,

AND THAT PERSON REVEALS THAT NO ONE'S 

SIGNING UP BECAUSE

ALL OF THE PREVIOUS PEOPLE 

WHO TRIED THE

MAZES 

JUST...HAVEN'T BEEN

HEARD 

FROM!...SO THEY ALL  JUST

DROPPED OUT...

...OR WORSE!

BUT THAT SEEMS TO 

NOT DETER

HSR BECAUSE 

HE HAS 

HIS EYES ON THE 

PRIZE

TO BECOME A REAL DENTIST!

SO HE 

FILLS OUT THE PAPERS TO

SIGN UP

WITH  A SMILE ON HIS FACE,

AND THE PERSON REGISTERING HIM 

SAYS,

"WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THAT SMILE LASTS, SIR!"

BUT 

HSR IS DETERMINED... 

SO 

HE GOES TO THE FIRST MAZE

AND THERE 

SEEMS TO BE A

WHOLE BUNCH OF THIS

AND THIS,

WHICH REMINDS HIM 

OF SOME

VIDEO SEARCH BATTLES

AT A

FRIEND'S HOUSE...

AND AFTER SOME 

MORE WALKING,

HE SPOTS A 

BEING THAT

JUST TAKES OFF!

AND LATER ON...

WHOA!...WHAT'S

THIS?...

WHICH MAKES HIM THINK, "I SURE

HOPE THAT THERE ARE 

NONE OF THOSE

PLANTS 

IN MY SIZE!

THEN,

LATER ON 

IN ANOTHER MAZE,

A

PERSON IN FEAR, RUNS 

RIGHT PAST HIM,

NOT  SAYING A WORD!...

NOW WANTING A SLIGHT REST, 

HE  WALKS 

OVER TO A TREE

TO LEAN ON

FOR A BIT...

BUT...

SOMETHING

MOVES!...

...AND IT SHOWS ITSELF  

AND SAYS,

..."BE CAREFUL SIR,

FOR THERE ARE THINGS 

COMING UP THAT CAN 

'DRIVE YOU CRAZY!'"

THEN, 

THAT 'THING/PERSON'

COVERS

UP AGAIN!... 

"I HOPE THAT THESE 

MAZES DON'T TURN INTO

A 

'GOBBLE ME UP' 

PAC MAN THING!"

HE RATIONALIZES...

SO,

AFTER MORE AND MORE OF THIS...

HE STARTS TO

NOTICE CERTAIN PATTERNS,

WHICH GIVES HIM

SCIENCE

TO HIS 

RIGHT-AND-LEFT-TURN

MADNESS!

THEN LATER,

HE REMEMBERS 

A CHARACTER IN

A

DISNEY MOVIE!

NEXT ON DOWN THE LINE,

HE SEES AND SAYS,

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!...

...I'M OUT OF HERE!"...

THEN...

...MUCH LATER,

ALONG THE WAY...

HE TAKES A DRINK 

FROM

A SEEMINGLY 

MAGICAL SOURCE, 

BEFORE

TRAVERSING THIS

THIS 

AND 

THIS ONE...

BUT AS IT

STARTS 

TO GET

DARK ON THE 

FIRST NIGHT,

A HEAVY

DOWNPOUR COMMENCES...

WITH A STRONG 

'LIGHT SHOW!'

SO, 

HE TRUDGES ON 

SOME MORE...

AND HE COMES ACROSS SOME

POSSIBLE SHELTER!

AND HE CHECKS IT

OUT CLOSER...

AND WITH ANOTHER

VERY LOUD

BOOM AND CRACKLE,

HE DECIDES

TO TAKE HIS

CHANCES!

NOW,

HE FINDS AN

'UNOCCUPIED' 

DARK CORNER 

IN THE WHOLE DARK PLACE

TO

REST HIS WEARY HEAD,

AND HE HEARS SOME MINOR SOUNDS...

HOWEVER,

THERE AREN'T MANY,

BUT HIS DREAMS ARE 

FITFUL,

WITH

EERY PLANTS

EMERGING

FROM 

THE MAZE

BUSHES!...AND A

MAZE THAT RADIATES...

...IN A 

SPECIAL WAY...

WHICH MAKES HIM ASK...

..."LIKE...

...WHERE IS ALL OF THIS

LEADING TO?"

WELL,

SOMEHOW...

...HE

WAKES UP IN ONE PIECE,

AND TACKLES THE 

NEXT MAZE...

...AND HERE AGAIN,

HE USES SOME 

PROBABILITY ALGORITHMS 

IN HIS HEAD

TO

GET THROUGH QUICKER...

"BUT,"

HE THINKS,

"THIS NEW MAZE

LOOKS LIKE 

THE WORSE SO FAR!...

...BUT...I GOTTA GO TO 

DENTAL SCHOOL!...

SO I...

TAKE MY CHANCES!"...

BUT OFF TO THE SIDE...

...SOMETHING SEEMS

TO BE WATCHING!

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

"No!...Don't take that Route!...

...There's...

...Too much Construction!"

Dental Hygiene Wars!

“I don’t like Bullies…  

…and…  

...I don’t like…   

…Bacteria!”

“Okay, 

carious predatorus wingeulus… 

...Let’s settle this…  

…the ‘old  Fashioned Way!’”

“I can’t let those Germs 

escape our…   

…Research Lab!”

“Let me tell you 

what the Mouths of the…   

‘Free Love’ 60s were like!”

“My Esteemed Position in the Hygenist Society…  

…is not taken for Granted!”

“Move out the way,  Microbiome!...

...Megabyte Monster...  

...is Here!”

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