All Threats...To The...Smile Complex...Are Eliminated...
...In 'Quick Succession!'"...
"Ha Ha!...
My Dress is
Bigger than Hers!"
I'm imagining myself Skiing in
this Hot Weather!"
"It seems like any Place
is better than Here!"
You and Your
‘I don’t mess with People,
but they might Mess with Me’
Smiles
are
giving Them an Earful!
This
'They Smilin' in yo' Face, but all the time they wanna take yo' Place'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Back Stabbers
behind you!
"Our Fight is Right in Front of Us...
...Now!...
"On Guard!...
...We...The People...Of The
Human Population!"
"There are a ‘Plethora’ of Things that can
jeopardize the Survival of Your
Functional and Aesthetic Smile!...
...Let Me
count the Ways!...
First off, and obviously...there are
the many Sugars that
show up in the Foods
that we
eat and Love!...
Like
...Candy Bars,
Cakes and Confections
Chips , Soda,
and many sauces and dressings and dips, among many Other Things!
And...
Oh Wow!...
Accidents involving the Mouth
can really make
enjoying a Nice Smile
Difficult!
And...Getting 'Socked
in the Kisser'
isn't
a 'Good Policy'
to live by!"
"And I can go on and on
about the many ways
that one can injure
any
of those
'Sweet Thirty-two,'
but
suffice it to say that
there are things that
We can control
and some things
that we can’t."
"For the
Things that we
can’t control,
just
be a Good Person,
Mind Your Own Business,
and help others!...
...By doing so,
the Ever-Present
and Equalizing
‘Karma’
will shine upon You,
and Be Gracious unto You!"
"And for
the Things that
We can control,
keep Your
‘Personal Protective Equipment’ (PPE),
Your Toothbrush,
Toothpaste, Mouth Rinse,
and Floss,
close at Your Side,
just like
"For This is a Battle of a
Greater War…
...that we must Fight…
...and Win...
...All the Days
of Our Lives!"
...
So...
it's Party Time...
...again!...And
just look
at
all of the
Platters
and Plates
of
Sweet
and Sugary
Excesses!
Our Scientists can do research
and find
Microbiological Ways to
defeat
Plaque and Oral Biofilm
using 'Pharmacological Equivalents' of
weapons that
Humans use
which will be
employed to make
Bacteria
Self-
Destruct...
or,
direct Man-made Cells
to attack by attaching to
Our Oral Enemies!
We can use
Chemicals and Biochemicals to
interrupt their
Cellular Reproduction.
And we are using
lessons learned
from the functions of other
Life forms!
But,
honestly,
there are some scary things seen in
the evolving,
Natural
and Man-made
Biological
Landscapes!
The Best way to
Statistically
'Improve Your Chances'
of winning against
the 'Damages of Your Diet,'
is to
not let
the 'Food left in the Mouth'
get and grow too much in Volume,
with
good help
from your
Friends,
to stop the
'Menaces of the Mouth!'
Besides
Dental Treatments
and Medications
from your Dental Professionals...
...the only other Option,
after all other measures Fail...
is the
...Atomic Option!...
...Maybe with
a touch
of Flame...which will
definitely leave...
No More Microbiome...or Host!
Love Toothbrush®
“Keep your Friends close…and your Enemies closer…
...Not!”
Some People that you encounter…well…
...Beware!
TUITION IS COMING
DUE...
IN USC DENTAL SCHOOL...
AND THAT MEANS
ONE THING!...
...HSR, AND THE OTHER STUDENTS
ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
'COUGH UP'
SOME HEAVY
DENTAL STUDENT USER FEES...
AMOUNTING
TO OVER
$100,000 FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR!...
...THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF
COUGHING AND SNEEZING!
SO,
WITH SOME LUCK(?)
HSR FINDS THAT
THERE'S A
CONTEST ABOUT TO START,
WHICH
IS OFFERING
A $4 MILLION DOLLAR
PRIZE
TO ANYONE WHO
SUCCESSFULLY
NEGOTIATES
A NUMBER OF OUTDOOR MAZES,
OVER THE DAYS AND NIGHTS,
WITH MANY
OF THEM HARBORING
ELEMENTS OF
DANGER,
AND...
ELEMENTS OF
BEAUTY!
"WITH THAT AMOUNT
OF PRIZE MONEY,
I CAN PAY MY TUITION AND
THE TUITION OF A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS,"
BEAMS HSR,
AS HE THINKS ABOUT USC
DENTAL SCHOOL!
SO, HE
GOES TO THE
SIGN-UP PLACE
AND
HARDLY ANYONE IS THERE,
THEN,
HE TALKS TO ONE PERSON,
AND THAT PERSON REVEALS THAT NO ONE'S
SIGNING UP BECAUSE
ALL OF THE PREVIOUS PEOPLE
WHO TRIED THE
MAZES
JUST...HAVEN'T BEEN
HEARD
FROM!...SO THEY ALL JUST
DROPPED OUT...
...OR WORSE!
BUT THAT SEEMS TO
NOT DETER
HSR BECAUSE
HE HAS
HIS EYES ON THE
PRIZE
TO BECOME A REAL DENTIST!
SO HE
FILLS OUT THE PAPERS TO
SIGN UP
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE,
AND THE PERSON REGISTERING HIM
SAYS,
"WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THAT SMILE LASTS, SIR!"
BUT
HSR IS DETERMINED...
SO
HE GOES TO THE FIRST MAZE
AND THERE
SEEMS TO BE A
WHOLE BUNCH OF THIS
AND THIS,
WHICH REMINDS HIM
OF SOME
VIDEO SEARCH BATTLES
AT A
FRIEND'S HOUSE...
AND AFTER SOME
MORE WALKING,
HE SPOTS A
BEING THAT
JUST TAKES OFF!
AND LATER ON...
WHOA!...WHAT'S
THIS?...
WHICH MAKES HIM THINK, "I SURE
HOPE THAT THERE ARE
NONE OF THOSE
PLANTS
IN MY SIZE!
THEN,
LATER ON
IN ANOTHER MAZE,
A
PERSON IN FEAR, RUNS
RIGHT PAST HIM,
NOT SAYING A WORD!...
NOW WANTING A SLIGHT REST,
HE WALKS
OVER TO A TREE
TO LEAN ON
FOR A BIT...
BUT...
SOMETHING
MOVES!...
...AND IT SHOWS ITSELF
AND SAYS,
..."BE CAREFUL SIR,
FOR THERE ARE THINGS
COMING UP THAT CAN
'DRIVE YOU CRAZY!'"
THEN,
THAT 'THING/PERSON'
COVERS
UP AGAIN!...
"I HOPE THAT THESE
MAZES DON'T TURN INTO
A
'GOBBLE ME UP'
PAC MAN THING!"
HE RATIONALIZES...
SO,
AFTER MORE AND MORE OF THIS...
HE STARTS TO
NOTICE CERTAIN PATTERNS,
WHICH GIVES HIM
SCIENCE
TO HIS
RIGHT-AND-LEFT-TURN
MADNESS!
THEN LATER,
HE REMEMBERS
A CHARACTER IN
A
DISNEY MOVIE!
NEXT ON DOWN THE LINE,
HE SEES AND SAYS,
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!...
...I'M OUT OF HERE!"...
THEN...
...MUCH LATER,
ALONG THE WAY...
HE TAKES A DRINK
FROM
A SEEMINGLY
MAGICAL SOURCE,
BEFORE
TRAVERSING THIS
THIS ONE...
BUT AS IT
STARTS
TO GET
DARK ON THE
FIRST NIGHT,
A HEAVY
DOWNPOUR COMMENCES...
WITH A STRONG
'LIGHT SHOW!'
SO,
HE TRUDGES ON
SOME MORE...
AND HE COMES ACROSS SOME
POSSIBLE SHELTER!
AND HE CHECKS IT
OUT CLOSER...
AND WITH ANOTHER
VERY LOUD
BOOM AND CRACKLE,
HE DECIDES
TO TAKE HIS
CHANCES!
NOW,
HE FINDS AN
'UNOCCUPIED'
DARK CORNER
IN THE WHOLE DARK PLACE
TO
REST HIS WEARY HEAD,
AND HE HEARS SOME MINOR SOUNDS...
HOWEVER,
THERE AREN'T MANY,
BUT HIS DREAMS ARE
FITFUL,
WITH
EERY PLANTS
EMERGING
FROM
THE MAZE
BUSHES!...AND A
MAZE THAT RADIATES...
...IN A
SPECIAL WAY...
WHICH MAKES HIM ASK...
..."LIKE...
...WHERE IS ALL OF THIS
LEADING TO?"
WELL,
SOMEHOW...
...HE
WAKES UP IN ONE PIECE,
AND TACKLES THE
NEXT MAZE...
...AND HERE AGAIN,
HE USES SOME
PROBABILITY ALGORITHMS
IN HIS HEAD
TO
GET THROUGH QUICKER...
"BUT,"
HE THINKS,
"THIS NEW MAZE
LOOKS LIKE
THE WORSE SO FAR!...
...BUT...I GOTTA GO TO
DENTAL SCHOOL!...
SO I...
TAKE MY CHANCES!"...
BUT OFF TO THE SIDE...
...SOMETHING SEEMS
TO BE WATCHING!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"No!...Don't take that Route!...
...There's...
...Too much Construction!"
“I don’t like Bullies…
…and…
...I don’t like…
…Bacteria!”
“Okay,
carious predatorus wingeulus…
...Let’s settle this…
…the ‘old Fashioned Way!’”
“I can’t let those Germs
escape our…
…Research Lab!”
“Let me tell you
what the Mouths of the…
‘Free Love’ 60s were like!”
“My Esteemed Position in the Hygenist Society…
…is not taken for Granted!”
“Move out the way, Microbiome!...
...Megabyte Monster...
...is Here!”
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