Dentist Dies On...The Operating Room Table!...But ...After 2 Minutes...He 'Snaps Back To Life!'... And This...Is His Story!...

 "His Bronchospasms Are…Way Too Intense!...I Don’t Know…If…  

…He Can Make It!”…

"That Red Carpet Award...

Needs to be Mine!"

"The World's Problems?...

...What Problems?"...

"My Mind is...but...

...My Body...Isn't!"

You and Your

'I see the 

'Light at the End of the Tunnel'...But...I can't 

quite Reach It!' 

Smiles 

are

getting frustrated!

This 

'you are not done here yet'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Handkerchief Makers

for People

who are glad 

to see you

Still Alive!

At the Office...

...one day, a Dentist Faints!

And, of course, 911 is called!...



And 

as he rides in the

Ambulance,

the Dentist's 

'Altered Consciousness'

doesn't know what to do!

So, this Dentist,

a Daily Fighter 

for the Profession,

is

rushed to the Hospital,

and into the

Operating Room!

"Oh!...," 

says this Lady,

"...I know this guy from 

High School!...

...I hope he makes it

Now, one Surgeon is all for 

surgery, but the

other one says, "Why?"

And another one says,

"His spasming is

getting worse!"

Then, 

another Doctor says,

'Why don't I try out

My New 

Surgical Robot?...

...Any surgery's Fine!"

Anyway, 

as the Clinicians 

Brainstorm more, the Surgeons,

and others 

keep doing 

Chest Compressions...





"I know that 

his 

Bronchospasm's are preventing greater

Oxygen Perfusion...

...but we shouldn't be so Invasive yet...Let's 

try the Chamber,"

recommends the Team Member...

So...

with the Dentist's Consciousness Lost

but... still perfusing oxygen,

though at reduced levels,

the

Medical People agree,

"Let's get him into a Hyperbaric Chamber, 

to get him more 'Oh-Two,"...Stat!

So, 

the Dentist...

...you know the Guy...on the Operating Room Table...

...well...

...in His Mind...He...

feels Himself...Slipping...



...Away!





And it gets harder to Breathe!

...So much harder!...Help!...

But...

...right then...

...'It All'...

...doesn't really seem to matter...anymore!

Now the

'Sweeping Sonics'

occur...

in all

of his 'Cerebral Wavelengths!'




And 'Gray Matter

Eternity'...

...Springs Back and Forth!...

And the cool Autumn Air...

Still Caresses!

The Dentist now

sees lights and

Strange 

Accidents!...

...And 'Grand Sequences'

Evolve...

and...

...Devolve!

Who is this 

standing

next to Him...

...watching?




...As He sees this

Astronomical Phenomenon

Up Close!...

...Now the Moon 

passes through the

Shadows..

And his 'Disruptive Life

Experience' 

then 

includes the 

Horses and the

Trees!

Now, 

off into another corner of

his Subconscious Play...

...in his 'Near Death Experience,'

One sorcerer...

is fighting

another, and

after Great Energies are Expended

this One...seems to...Implode

Now, 

She is 'Blown Away'...

...For Good!"

Then...his 

New, 'Alternate Reality' Friend,

who He has never met before, 

appears to Him, and

says,

...It's time for

You to stop by!"

And just then...

...at that Moment...

His Whole Self 

seems to

'Reboot 

and 

Reload!'

Now, 

the Dentist suddenly

wakes up in the Chamber!

And,

after a little time 

goes by,

the Dentist feels so much better,

and he is cleared to go Home!

Now, the Surgeons, and 

everyone else, Celebrate the

Patient's Positive Outcome!

And after that,

one

of them

says to the other,

"Hey...You... 

forgot this!"

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"I tell Ya...When I 'Came Back'...from the 'D'...

...All of a Sudden...I just had to have A Large 

Garden Salad!"

On a 

'Scary Trip' 

like that...If You Come Back...

...You Come Back!"

GOOD OL' USC

SCHOOL OF

DENTISTRY IS WHERE 

HSR IS HEADED,

AND HE NEEDS 

AT LEAST 

ONE HUNDRED GRAND 

FOR 

THE YEAR COMING UP!

SO, 

HE'S READING THE NEWSPAPER,

AND 

HE SEES AN AD 

THAT READS,

"ONE MILLION DOLLAR

REWARD FOR

RECOVERY OF LOST NATIONAL TREASURE

INSIDE OF DEEP CAVE!"

SO HSR,

WHO IS

'FULL OF ADVENTURE,'

AND WHO IS ALSO FULL OF SOME OTHER STUFF.

DECIDES TO 

GIVE IT A GO,

WHILE HE'S ON SUMMER BREAK!

NOW, THE

PEOPLE IN CHARGE

AT THE CAVE HAVE HSR SIGN

A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT,

AND A CARD TO NOTIFY HIS 

NEXT OF KIN...JUST IN CASE!

"IS THERE A PRIZE MONEY CONTRACT

FOR FINDING WHAT

YOU GUYS NEED," ASKS HSR...

"OH, I FORGOT THAT

ONE," 

SAYS THE OFFICIAL, 

WHO ADDS,

"WE CANNOT GUARANTEE 

YOUR SAFETY, 

BUT TRY AND 

BRING BACK AT LEAST

A POCKET FULL

OF THE TREASURE, 

AND A MAP 

SHOWING US

HOW TO GET THERE!"

NOW THAT 

THE FORMALITIES 

ARE TAKEN CARE OF, 

HSR

WALKS OVER TO THE CAVE

AND

HE NOTICES A 

RAPPELLING LINE...

AND HE TAKES IT 

DOWN TO THE BOTTOM,

THEN HE WALKS OVER TO

A LARGE 

AQUIFER, AND THINKS,

"I KNOW 

SOME PEOPLE IN THE

DESERT THAT 

WOULD

JUST LOVE SOME OF THIS

'GOOD COLD STUFF!'

NOW,

HE COMES TO A FORK,

OR RATHER,

A TRIDENT, IN THE ROAD...

...HE CAN GO THIS WAY

OR THIS WAY

OR EVEN 

THIS WAY!...AND HE DECIDES TO ENTER

THIS ONE!

SO, HE STRIDES ALONG WITH

HIS 

TRUSTY FLASHLIGHT,

AND HE COMES TO THIS

CHAMBER!

THEN HE GOES  FURTHER,

AND NOW HE 

NOTICES SOME

DRAWINGS

THAT LOOK

PREHISTORIC

AND HE WONDERS WHAT MIGHT SOME 

REAL-TIME

ILLUSTRATIONS

LOOK LIKE!

NEXT HE COMES ACROSS

A SECTION WITH

A STRANGE LUMINESCENCE!

SUDDENLY,

HE SWATS AT 

SOME THINGS THAT

TRY AND NIP

AT HIM AND

ALL OF THIS

ARM SWINGING

GETS THE ATTENTION

OF

SOMETHING ON 

THE SIDE!...

...OR RATHER...

A LOT OF 

SOMETHINGS 

ON THE SIDE!

THEN, 

FOR SOME REASON,

THE BATS SCATTER!...

...LOTS OF 

THEM!

SO 

HE RUNS 

ANY WAY HE CAN,

BUT HE SLIPS

ON 

SOME ROCKS AND SLIDES

DOWN THIS

SLIPPERY DECENT, AND

NOW...

...HE FINDS HIMSELF HERE!

NOW,

HE SAYS TO

HISSELF,

"ALL OF THOSE 

BATS EAT, SO I'LL

SIT RIGHT OVER THERE 

AND 

GRAB A BITE 

AND REST!"

SO, 

HE SITS ON A ROCK

AND OPENS A CAN

OF SARDINES AND

MIDWAY THROUGH EATING,

HE HEARS A SOUND 

LIKE A 

LARGE ANIMAL...

...BREATHING HEAVILY!...

...PROMPTING HIM TO STAY STILL, 

AND SHUT OFF

THE FLASHLIGHT

AND BOY, 

DOES HE START 

TO PRAY!

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

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Anniversary!"

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You think that

Lab Ph.Ds can

'Cook Up Some Stuff?'...

...Just wait for what

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...I just passed My State Boards!"

"If You keep Bothering Me...

I'm going to

...get my...

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in the Mouth from

a hundred Paces!"

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Miss This place while 

I'm at the

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