"OMGosh!...What...Is That!...And...
...Do The Others Know About This?"...
"I'ma Shine on the
Carpet Tonight!"
"Vacation is
So Sweet!"
"I'm hearing the
Messages of the Winds!"
You and Your
‘don’t lie to your Kids about the Tooth Fairy but do tell them that it is a
Game we Play'
Smiles
are
actually waiting for the Fairy!
This
'Fairies and other Magical Beings occupy a Real Space to many People'
Episode
is
brought to you by the trusty and dependable Wings
of the Flyers!
Meanwhile...Back in the
Land of the Tooth Fairies,
it is business as usual...and
the Lovely Fairies are just cooling it,
and
some of them are
flying around
really fast, when all of a sudden,
one of them 
notices
a Stranger approaching!
Tooth Fairy…
presumably...
...from another dimension…
...shows up
and is
demanding
the set of the
‘Secret Baby Teeth,’
which has taken
hundreds of thousands of years
to collect,
and
this Set allows
its owner
immense, indisputable, and
‘Bigger-than-Galactic’ Powers!
This strange,
‘Other Fairy'
tells them,
"I am ordering you all
to
get that set of
'The Last Baby Teeth'
and have them all ready
when I
come back!" And then it leaves
Now, a Princess Fairy
gathers the
Fairies around and
tells them,
"I've heard about
that
'Magical Set of Teeth,'
and We
are waiting
for the Last One to show Itself,
and
save that last one,
for the set…
...if We ever get it back...
...But…the whole set,
minus the last one,
became
mysteriously missing one
'Tumultuous Night!'"
"It is rumored that
an Inter-Dimensional Being
has custody of
the set minus one,
and
is waging an
Across-All-Dimensions,
‘take-no-prisoners'
War
to obtain that Last Tooth,
which is chronicled
in the Post ,
‘The Last Secret Baby Tooth!'"
So,
later on,
the 'Other Fairy' returns and
'It'
demands the whole set
and
the Fairies tell ‘It’
that someone or something
took the Set
a long time ago,
and
that they are on the lookout
for the Last One
of the Set themselves!
But...
...the 'Other Fairy'
is not
satisfied
with the answer,
and it then
turns into a
Horrible Creature, and
says,
“I tried to use reason...but now…
I’ll have to...use Force!”
…Which shocks the
whole group of them!
"Tooth Fairies carry out their duties
with the
Greatest of Ease!"
A whole bunch of Fairies had to service this
Guy when all those
Baby Teeth fell out!
HSR,
THE PROTAGONIST OF
THIS BLOG,
IS SHORT FOR
'DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,'
AND HE IS A DENTIST
TRAINED AT
USC,
BUT
HE IS BIOCHEMICALLY
CLASSIFIED AS A
'GASEOUS-PLASMA-SILICON HYBRID,'
MAN,
AND
TAXONOMICALLY,
HE IS LISTED AS A
HOMO SAPIEN CYBERGRAPHICUS,
BECAUSE HE CAN TURN
INTO
A CLOUD OF GAS AND
AND THEN TURN
BACK
INTO HUMANIC
AND/OR
ROBOTIC FORM,
OR,
TO
OTHER
FORMS AS WELL!....
AND HE HAS
COMPUTATIONAL AND
VIRTUAL REALITY TENDENCIES
OF OPERATION
IN HIS
DNA MAKEUP!
SO,
LATER IN THE DAY,
AS A RESIDENT OF CYBERCITY, USA,
HE DECIDES TO
GO SHOPPING
TO
BUY SOME
SPECIAL TREATS
FROM THE
NEIGHBORHOOD
CYBERSTORE,
WHICH
HE SPOILS HIMSELF WITH,
FROM TIME TO TIME!...
AND
AS HE
LEAVES THE HOUSE,
HE TELLS
HIS SISTER THAT
HE'LL BE BACK!...
NOW...
...ON HIS WAY,
HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE THAT HE KNOWS
AND
SOME PEOPLE
THAT HE
DOESN'T KNOW...
BUT,
WHEN HE FINALLY
GETS THERE,
HE GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE
CANNED GOODS
SECTION
TO GET LIKE A
CAN OF SPICY ELECTRON
SOUP,
WHICH,
WHEN OPENED,
WAVES OF ELECTRONS
WILL
QUICKLY AND OBEDIENTLY
EMERGE
INTO HIS MOUTH!....
AND
NEXT UP...
SOME...
...WHITE DWARF
CORN ON THE COB!
THEN,
WHILE SLOWLY
AND AIMLESSLY
WALKING
DOWN THE NEXT AISLE,
THIS WOMAN
ASKS HIM,
“HI…HAVE YOU TRIED THOSE
‘BIG BANG
SUPER POPS?’”
AND HE SAYS, “NO!”
THEN,
SHE RETURNS,
“THEY WILL MAKE YOUR
HEADS SPIN!”
“THANKS,” HE SAYS, “MAYBE NEXT TIME!”
OKAY, SO, NEXT , HE GETS A
HOLOGRAPHIC APPLE
APPLE,
WHICH PROVIDES
THE ILLUSION
OF A HEALTHY SNACK
WITHOUT THE SILICON-RUSTING KILOCALORIES!...
HSR THEN PROCEEDS TO
PICK UP A PINT OF
'EINSTEIN’S BEST BOSON ICE CREAM'
WITH LARGE CHUNKS OF
YELLOW-FLAVORED
SCATTERING ANTIMATTER,
WHICH MAKES HIM
'SHIVER,'
IN A GOOD WAY,
ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO HIS
AGGREGATE NEUCLEOTIDES!
AND,
FOR HIS SISTER,
HE GETS HER
FAVORITE ICE CREAM...
IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO
SEND MY
OPEN CONSCIOUSNESS
INTO
NEVER-BEEN-BEFORE
UNLIMITED PLACES!...
...OH AND TELL YOUR SISTER
THAT I SAID "HI!'”
NEXT,
HSR GRABS A
‘REGENERATIVE PINEAPPLE’
AND NOW,
HE GOES TO THE MEAT SECTION
AND PICKS UP SOME
‘SUPER FREE-RADICAL-REDUCING MEATBALLS'
THAT ARE
GUARANTEED
TO KEEP THE
STEM CELLS
FREE OF UNNECESSARY BIO-COAGULANTS!
NOW,
THE LAST THING HE NEEDS
IS SOME
'DIGITAL TAKIYOKI'…
...BUT... THERE IS NO MORE LEFT!...
...A WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM
JUST TOOK THE LAST ONE!...
”OH WELL...MAYBE NEXT TIME!”
THEN,
HE HEADS ON OVER
TO THE CHECK OUT COUNTER…
BUT THEN,
A LADY ALMOST
BUMPS INTO HIM
AS HE
ROUNDS A CORNER
AND SHE ASKS,
"EXCUSE ME, HANDSOME...DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE
COSMIC JELLYBEANS ARE?"
"AISLE TWELVE, MAM," HE ANSWERS.
SO,
WITH HIS
BASKET OF GOODIES,
HE'S
FINALLY AT THE CASHIER,
AND HE PAYS
FOR THE FOOD,
THEN
HE WALKS
OUTSIDE THE STORE...
..AND...
...A WOMAN WHO
WAS ALSO SHOPPING,
SAYS TO HIM,
“I’M HAVING A
PARTY TONIGHT,
AND I JUST BOUGHT
THE LAST ONE OF ….
…WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!...
...SOME 'DIGITAL TAKOYAKI!'"...
"SO," THE
CYBER WOMAN ASKS,
"WELL...
...WHAT....
DO YOU SAY?”
NOW,
HSR LIFTS HIS GOGGLES
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“YES, MY LITTLE BABY…
“WOW!...THE SNACK THAT
MY HOST
IS PUTTING IN HER MOUTH…I JUST…
"THIS CAVE REMINDS ME OF
SOME PEOPLE'S MOUTHS!"
"DANG!...THAT HUGE GINGIVAL
ABCESS, JUST BURST
...AND...
...I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT!"
“HERE’S HOW
I FEEL ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR BACTERIAL BUDDIES…
…THERE!”
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