HSR IS A FRESHMAN IN DENTAL SCHOOL NOW, AND HE IS INVITED BY A CLASSMATE TO VISIT HIS PARENT'S HOUSE IN MADAWASKA, IN UPSTATE MAINE, FOR A WEEK OR TWO, AND HSR SAYS, "OKAY, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE BEFORE!," AND HIS FRIEND SAYS, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!" WHICH MAKES THE HSR HAVE A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THE TRIP, HOWEVER, SINCE HIS HEART HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT A GOOD ADVENTURE, HSR TELLS HIMSELF THAT THINGS WILL BE OKAY, AND HE IS ONLY GOING TO GROW FROM THIS EXPERIENCE, SO, THE DAY COMES, AND THEY FLY OUT...
HSR AND HIS BUDDY RICHARD, AND THEY LAND WITHOUT INCIDENT, AND IT IS GETTING COLD...LIKE BELOW FREEZING, WITH WIND CHILL FACTOR COLD, BUT HSR BROUGHT HIS SERIOUS WEATHER JACKET AND GEAR, SO HE IS SOMEWHAT PREPARED, AND THE HSR MEETS RICHARD'S FAMILY AND EVEN SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS, SO AFTER A WHILE OF SOCIALIZING, AND A LITTLE CARD PLAYING, AND MAYBE A LITTLE LIE TELLING, THEY ALL TURN IN FOR THE NIGHT'S SLEEP, AND THE HSR DREAMS ABOUT IT SNOWING REALLY HARD, AND GUESS WHAT... THEY WAKE UP AND THERE IS FRESH POWDER ALL AROUND, SO HSR VOLUNTEERS TO BLOW THE SNOW OFF OF THE DRIVEWAY AND SIDE WALK, SO HE GOES OUTSIDE, AND REVS UP THE SNOW BLOWER, AND SINCE HE IS WARMLY GLOVED AND HOODED UP, HE GETS INTO A GROOVE AND STARTS TO CLEAR THE YARD...
HSR AND HIS BUDDY RICHARD, AND THEY LAND WITHOUT INCIDENT, AND IT IS GETTING COLD...LIKE BELOW FREEZING, WITH WIND CHILL FACTOR COLD, BUT HSR BROUGHT HIS SERIOUS WEATHER JACKET AND GEAR, SO HE IS SOMEWHAT PREPARED, AND THE HSR MEETS RICHARD'S FAMILY AND EVEN SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS, SO AFTER A WHILE OF SOCIALIZING, AND A LITTLE CARD PLAYING, AND MAYBE A LITTLE LIE TELLING, THEY ALL TURN IN FOR THE NIGHT'S SLEEP, AND THE HSR DREAMS ABOUT IT SNOWING REALLY HARD, AND GUESS WHAT... THEY WAKE UP AND THERE IS FRESH POWDER ALL AROUND, SO HSR VOLUNTEERS TO BLOW THE SNOW OFF OF THE DRIVEWAY AND SIDE WALK, SO HE GOES OUTSIDE, AND REVS UP THE SNOW BLOWER, AND SINCE HE IS WARMLY GLOVED AND HOODED UP, HE GETS INTO A GROOVE AND STARTS TO CLEAR THE YARD...
AND EVEN STARTS TO DO SOME OF THE YARDS OF THE NEIGHBORS, AND THE NEIGHBORS ARE VERY THANKFUL, SO THE HSR IS JUST WHISTLING WHILE HE WORKS...
...AND THINGS ARE GOING JUST FINE, AND WORK IS GETTING DONE, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE SNOW BENEATH HIS FEET GIVES WAY AND HE FALLS DOWN INTO A HOLE!...
..AND HE JUST DOESN'T FALL INTO A SHORT HOLE, HE SLIDES THIS WAY AND THAT, ALMOST LIKE ITS A WATER SLIDE GOING WAY DOWN, SO IT SEEMS THAT IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET BACK TO THE SURFACE QUICKLY, SO AFTER HE STOPS SLIDING, HE LOOKS AROUND WHERE HE IS UNDERGROUND...
AND HE PUTS ON A HEAD FLASH LIGHT, WHICH HE ALMOST DIDN'T BRING WITH HIM, BUT HE HAS LEARNED TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, SO HE HAS A SIT DOWN, AND REACHES INTO HIS FULL POCKET AND PULLS OUT A CAN OF SARDINES, AND SAYS, "UMM, UMM" AFTER HE TAKES HIS FIRST BITE, AND AS HE IS ABOUT TO FINISH, HE HEARS A FAINT CALL FOR HELP FUTHER INTO THE CAVE, SO HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND...
AND THE YOUNGSTER'S VOICE STILL CALLS OUT, "HELP ME, PLEASE, ANYBODY!" BUT THE HSR DOESN'T CALL BACK THAT HE IS THERE JUST YET, BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS AROUND WITH NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS, AND ALSO HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOUT BACK AND HAVE SOME OF THE ICE COLLAPSE, SO HE CONTINUES TO WALK ALONG, AND HE TURNS ONE CORNER, AND TO HIS SURPRISE, HE SEES...yoohoo!...hey, look over here at me!...stop it...with your hyped-up, impossible situations!...but I really hope that things turn out well for HSR, and who ever else might be stuck down there, because my wife and I are sitting on the couch watching all of this happen on the big screen, and her "I have fond memories of walking in the woods with my older brother, picking and eating wild blackberries and laughing all the while!" smile, just loves action and suspense!
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...AND THINGS ARE GOING JUST FINE, AND WORK IS GETTING DONE, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE SNOW BENEATH HIS FEET GIVES WAY AND HE FALLS DOWN INTO A HOLE!...
..AND HE JUST DOESN'T FALL INTO A SHORT HOLE, HE SLIDES THIS WAY AND THAT, ALMOST LIKE ITS A WATER SLIDE GOING WAY DOWN, SO IT SEEMS THAT IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET BACK TO THE SURFACE QUICKLY, SO AFTER HE STOPS SLIDING, HE LOOKS AROUND WHERE HE IS UNDERGROUND...
AND HE PUTS ON A HEAD FLASH LIGHT, WHICH HE ALMOST DIDN'T BRING WITH HIM, BUT HE HAS LEARNED TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, SO HE HAS A SIT DOWN, AND REACHES INTO HIS FULL POCKET AND PULLS OUT A CAN OF SARDINES, AND SAYS, "UMM, UMM" AFTER HE TAKES HIS FIRST BITE, AND AS HE IS ABOUT TO FINISH, HE HEARS A FAINT CALL FOR HELP FUTHER INTO THE CAVE, SO HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND...
AND THE YOUNGSTER'S VOICE STILL CALLS OUT, "HELP ME, PLEASE, ANYBODY!" BUT THE HSR DOESN'T CALL BACK THAT HE IS THERE JUST YET, BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS AROUND WITH NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS, AND ALSO HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOUT BACK AND HAVE SOME OF THE ICE COLLAPSE, SO HE CONTINUES TO WALK ALONG, AND HE TURNS ONE CORNER, AND TO HIS SURPRISE, HE SEES...yoohoo!...hey, look over here at me!...stop it...with your hyped-up, impossible situations!...but I really hope that things turn out well for HSR, and who ever else might be stuck down there, because my wife and I are sitting on the couch watching all of this happen on the big screen, and her "I have fond memories of walking in the woods with my older brother, picking and eating wild blackberries and laughing all the while!" smile, just loves action and suspense!
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"Hurry up and get here Christmas, before the "Baa Humbug! People" ruin everything!"
Dr. Goldie Periola, who takes a visit to the elves workshop at the Geographic North Pole every year to touch up the teeth and smiles of all of the elves that work in the toy-making empire, is on schedule to arrive and start her corrective and preventive efforts on Santa's most beloved helpers.
She loves getting there the old, versatile, and dependable way...with an energetic dog sled team!...
Dr. Goldie Periola really likes the picturesque, snow-covered wonders of the North Polar area, and even dreams about its natural, yet unforgiving splendor, its thought-provoking mystery, and its unparalleled and unconquered majesty!
She loves getting there the old, versatile, and dependable way...with an energetic dog sled team!...
Dr. Goldie Periola really likes the picturesque, snow-covered wonders of the North Polar area, and even dreams about its natural, yet unforgiving splendor, its thought-provoking mystery, and its unparalleled and unconquered majesty!
Oh, and don't worry...she has enough supplies for everything...even a surprise for Santa...but more about that later!
She brought plenty of her necessities and portable equipment...
...and dental chair...
...and she is ready to deliver some good ol' fashioned Dentistry!
...so the constructionist elves can smile healthily as they work, and get paid for, all that overtime!
But all of a sudden, as Dr. Goldie Periola is working on one elf, an avalanche happens outside, and...
...just like that, Santa's workshop is covered over and solidly shut!...
And one elf says, "Hey, let's just go on and use the back way!"
But the back way is covered like this...
So, now, they can't even get themselves or the presents out to the carolers!
However, the ever resourceful Doctor asks the elves, "Did anyone of the people ask for a new blow torch for Christmas?"
"Yes! And it's right over here," said one of the elves!
So they all got to work on melting some of the imprisoning snow, but that only made the floor and some of the presents get soaking wet!
Then, Dr. Goldie Periola advises, "Let's just concentrate on getting all of us out of here, and go to "The Castle!" We can finish all of the rest of the Christmas work there!"
Frosty, one of the younger elves, who is too young to know, blurts out, "There ain't no stupid castle 'round here!"
"There is one!...not too far from here. Two miles. We only use it in emergencies...like now," reassures one of the mother elves.
So, the Doctor says, "I'll call Santa and Mrs. Claus, at their abode,
and tell them about the new arrangement, and I'll call ahead to "The Castle" and tell them to expect us!"
They finish burning an exit hole, and slosh around in the melted snow water, to get them and any salvageable material out of there, then they all head two miles over to the tiny town called Vanilla Icicles...
...which is just off of Canada in an international region and is precisely located exactly on the Magnetic North Pole.
Dr. Periola and the elves finally reach "The Castle," ...
...and yes, in the middle of nowhere, or excuse me, in the middle of Vanilla Icicles, everyone feels better!
Now, the elves and the Doctor all grab some hot chocolate...and mingle a little, checking out some of the cool rooms in "The Castle," like the "Cold-Powered Sauna Heater"...
...and the intracate hallways...
...on which they lay down and roll!'''
And Frosty's favorite...the stand-next-to fireplace...
Needless to say, there's more than enough raw materials for the elves to finish constructing all of the toys and things that are requested of Santa this year.
So with only days left to crank out all of the presents, the elves can now concentrate and get back to their appreciated work...
...and pump out the dolls...
...and marbles, paint ball accessories, and the rest, and of course, Klingon Bird Of Prey Lego sets!...
Dr. Periola and the elves finally reach "The Castle," ...
...and yes, in the middle of nowhere, or excuse me, in the middle of Vanilla Icicles, everyone feels better!
Now, the elves and the Doctor all grab some hot chocolate...and mingle a little, checking out some of the cool rooms in "The Castle," like the "Cold-Powered Sauna Heater"...
...and the intracate hallways...
...on which they lay down and roll!'''
And Frosty's favorite...the stand-next-to fireplace...
Needless to say, there's more than enough raw materials for the elves to finish constructing all of the toys and things that are requested of Santa this year.
So with only days left to crank out all of the presents, the elves can now concentrate and get back to their appreciated work...
...and pump out the dolls...
...and marbles, paint ball accessories, and the rest, and of course, Klingon Bird Of Prey Lego sets!...
...we even added the finishing touches on an order for a requested super yacht...
Of course, on this ship, Santa will use "expedited shipping!"
And one lady pirate of the seas, just wants new paint and a motor for her boat this year.
And one lady pirate of the seas, just wants new paint and a motor for her boat this year.
So, this is the special time of year where it is much better to give than to receive...
...and Dr. Periola, who is about to leave to go back home, meets Santa before she leaves, and says to him, "I can't believe that it's been a whole year since I last saw you!...
...and...Oh, yes!...
I brought you something, dear Santa...
Why don't you try this new ride out just for this year? I had made just for you!
...and it comes with a funky attachable hauler in back, big enough to carry all of your stuff on your route!!"
"Why Dr. Goldie Periola, you're giving to the Great Giver! How sweet!," Santa gushes, "I think I'll take it out for a spin right now! Thanks!"
Yo...Ho..Ho!...Merry Christmas!
May you have many…of course Santa gets a lot of thank yous, hugs, and cookies with milk, but does he get any prettily wrapped gifts?...utopia is just a dream, but it is worth edging toward!...I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, and with it, 78 degrees outside…smiles!
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