I Predict That The Newest Supreme Court Justice Will Have The Best Smile Of The Nominees!

Your "one side of me wants to help my friends out on the east coast with the freezing weather and stuff, while my other side wants to discuss some serious issues while on a balmy west coast beach" smile, is attached to a real and meticulous history buff, just like the HSR IS, AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, HSR IS NOW ENTERING AND WALKING PAST THE VENERATED HEAVY SIDE DOORS OF THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING

 IN WASHINGTON, DC, AS PART OF A VISITOR'S TOUR OF THIS INTEGRAL PLACE , WHICH SERVES AS THE FINAL ARBITER OF JUSTICE FOR THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND AT THIS TIME THE GROUP SLOWLY PASSES AND TALKS ABOUT THE ORNATELY-FRAMED PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE WALLS SHOWING A CHRONOLOGICAL HISTORY OF THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, AND MOST ERUDITE LEGAL MINDS OF THEIR TIMES,

POLITICALLY-SELECTED, OF COURSE, AND WHILE THIS IS ALL HAPPENING, A CUTE AND PREPPY-LOOKING INTERN WALKS ALONG SIDE OF THE HANDSOME HSR, AND INTENTIONALLY SLIGHTLY BUMPS HIS ARM TO GET HIS ATTENTION, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, EXCUSE ME SIR, I AM JUST BLOWN AWAY BY ALL OF THE EXCITING TRIVIA ABOUT THIS PLACE AND WHAT WENT ON IN THE PAST!" AND THE HSR REPLIES, "YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE BEING PRESENTED THE "SANITIZED VERSION" OF WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN IN THESE RARE HALLS OF JUSTICE!" "WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE A POINT, BECAUSE MANY DELIBERATIONS ARE SECRET!," SHE SAYS, "AND I'M SURE THE SUPPORT OF SOME IMPORTANT CASE OUTCOMES MAY HAVE BEEN DECIDED WITH A COIN TOSS!," CALCULATES THE HSR, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, A LOUD BANG HAPPENS, AND EVERYONE IS TOLD TO "GET ON THE GROUND AND TAKE COVER,"

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THE HSR AND THE GIRL DO, HOWEVER, THEY ALSO HIDE BEHIND A LARGE WOODEN HISTORICAL DISPLAY CASE,

BUT IN DOING SO, SOME KIND OF TRAP DOOR OPENS, AND BOTH OF THEM FALL A LITTLE WAYS DOWN SOME SHORT STEPS, AFTER WHICH THE TRAP DOOR CLOSES HERMETICALLY SHUT,  AND WITHOUT DELAY, HSR PULLS OUT AND TURNS ON A SMALL FLASH LIGHT, AND ASKS THE GIRL, "ARE YOU OKAY?," AND SHE NODS HER HEAD HINTING YES, THEN HSR SAYS, "MY NAME IS HSR, DR. R FOR SHORT, AND YOURS?," "MY NAME IS BETSY, I WAS NAMED AFTER THE LADY THAT MADE THE FIRST U.S. FLAG!," ADMITS BETSY, THEN A CHAIR OR SOMETHING FURTHER IN THE ROOM MAKES A SQUEAKY NOISE ON THE FLOOR, AND THE TWO PEOPLE GRAB EACH OTHER, WITH BETSY GRABBING TIGHTER, THEN BETSY PRAYS, "OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE!," THEN HSR TURNS HIS FLASHLIGHT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NOISE, AND THEY SEE LOTS OF COBWEBS,

LIKE NOBODY'S BEEN THERE FOR CENTURIES, AND THEY SEE TWO SKELETONS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE LOCKED IN A FINAL BATTLE,

WITH OLD PAPERS THAT HAD OFFICIAL CALLIGRAPHY NEARBY THEM, AND HSR AND BETSY SLOWLY WALK OVER TO THAT PLACE, AND PICK UP THE PAPERS, AND BOTH OF THEIR MOUTHS DROP WIDE OPEN WHEN HSR SHINES THE FLASHLIGHT ON THE 300 YEAR-OLD PAPERS, BECAUSE IT READS THE NAMES OF...

MORE THAN TEN  PEOPLE WHO WERE DOUBLE-DEALING SECRET AGENTS CONNECTED TO THAT PAST WHITE HOUSE ADMINISTRATION! SO THEN THEY....!
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How many Supreme Court nominees are there going to be?

That information won't stay classified for long!

But, I believe, that this whole brouhaha will boil down to some dueling realities!...

...the President...

...would like to appoint one that has "Democratic sympathies."

And the Republicans would love to have another "Conservative Originalist on the Bench."

That's my political thought and theory behind the fight over who will be the newest member of "The Supremes!"

However, using different parameters and perspectives, I believe that the winning nominee, a man,

or a woman,

will very possibly end up being the person who has the most attractive smile and the most electable "Facial Beauty Quadrilateral" out of the bunch!"

Make no mistake about it... this is a facial popularity contest!

And to the winner...goes the smiles! And a cushy, important, and world-impacting job!

I can just hear them now...

The veneers are coming...the veneers are coming!






May you have many...fresh fruits are the coolest, all you have to do is pick it from the tree or bush, and eat it!...are you a minimalist, or do you need a larger storage case?...it really matters exactly how many raindrops fall in a storm!...smiles!