Friday, March 4, 2016

What Do President Barack Obama, Jay Z, Aisha Tyler, Wesley Snipes, and Jada Pinkett-Smith All Have In Common...A Winge's Peak, Of Course!

Your "I was looking at the ocean through an old pirate telescope, and I could swear (like a pirate!) that I saw an old and tattered Spanish galleon floating off shore for a second" smile always looks at every new moon with a powerfully digitized 16" Hyperion "TruView" telescope to see if any of the rumored moon-atmosphere-breathing "Long-legged Lunarians"


can be seen scampering around while things are dark, and while the earthlings can't visualize their activities, HOWEVER THESE LUNARIANS MUST MOVE ABOUT QUICKLY BECAUSE THEIR NATURAL ENEMY IS ALSO A MOON-ATMOSPHERE-BREATHING, BUT SLOW MOVING "ASTRONOG,"


HOWEVER, SINCE THEY SHY AWAY FROM HUMANS, OR ANY OTHER INTERSTELLAR TRAVELERS, FOR THE MOST PART, THE HSR AND HIS FRIENDS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT MUCH, AS THEY TAKE OFF FROM L.A. IN A "SPACE TRAIN" TO THE MOON,


FOR AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID-FOR JUNKET FROM GOOGLET INDUSTRIES IN THEIR EFFORTS TO GET MORE MILLENNIALS THINKING AND TRAVELING MORE TOWARD THE MOON AND STARS, SO, AFTER THEY ARRIVE, THEY ALL HEAD STRAIGHT TO "THE HABITAT" AND ARE SHOWN AROUND THE FACILITIES



INCLUDING THE HIGH-YIELD AND SELF-SUSTAINING HYDROPONIC GARDENS


...AND THE INDOOR SWIMMING POOL...


...AND HSR IS SHOWN HIS DWELLING...


...WHICH LOOKS A OKAY, AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE COZY...


...BUT SOMEHOW, HE DOESN'T FEEL PARTICULARLY AT EASE ON THIS MOON BASE QUITE YET, SO LATER ON, AS EVERYBODY ELSE GETS READY TO PARTY ON AT "CLUB EARTH,"


HSR AND A FRIEND HE MET ON THE PLANE COMING HERE, NAMED ORBITA, DON SOME PROTECTIVE SUITS AND TAKE A WALK...


...AND LOOK AT THE EARTH AND STARS, BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT THEY WERE BEING WATCHED AND STALKED BY SOME LUNARIANS, AND WHEN THEY WALKED PAST A GIANT BOULDER, THE LUNARIANS SURPRISED HSR AND ORBITA BY KNOCKING HER OUT WITH A SINGLE BLOW, AND DRAGGING HER AWAY, HOWEVER, HSR PUTS UP A GOOD MARTIAL ARTS FIGHT AGAINST THREE OF THEM, WHICH MAKES THEM AND THE REST OF THE LUNARIANS RUN OFF, BUT THEY HURT HSR'S LEG, SO NOW HE HAS TO CRAWL WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AND EFFORT TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE BASE ALIVE...










 ...AND WARN THE OTHER COLONY MEMBERS!...
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"Has the far side of the moon always been on the other side?"











Scientifically elucidated in 2011, by the creator of this blog, Ralph Winge, D.D.S., this anatomically rare and visually mesmerizing landmark is still being statistically researched to see if this upper lip feature occurs only in certain ethnic groups, and how frequent this gene-strengthened variation shows up phenotypically in those target populations, and, to see if the demarcation in question has a genetic tendency to be "Mendelian Preditable" as far as "running in the family" over successive generations, or if this marker has generation-skipping tendencies in said populations. In the future, the location on the DNA, of the genes responsible for Winge's Peak will be deciphered.

Look at the specialized raised linear connective tissue line on the upper lip of the following VIPs:


The most powerful man of the free world, the most affable, photogenic, best teeth, smartest, and the  handsomest President ever, President Barack Obama!




The very notable business man, and on just about everyone's top 5 rapper list of all time, Jay Z!





The very busy, opinionated, popular, and all-media personality, Aisha Tyler!





The controversial, yet very engaging and impossible to not watch, Wesley Snipes!






The multifaceted, very attractive, groundbreaking, and sure to give a good show, Jada Pinkett Smith!...


...among many others!

An anatomical observation and elucidation of Winge's Peak follows:




Would you like an oral or plastic surgeon to implant a Winge's Peak into your upper lip?







May you have many...sometimes, watching the news is bad for the optimistic mood...in our civilized cities, we don't think about the war for survival that animals go through every night in the rainforest...I hope Earth doesn't get "planetary atherosclerosis," what with all of the trash and detritus from Man's profligately wasteful ways!... smiles!

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