The Top 5 "Biggest, Baddest, And Most Lethal" Sets Of Teeth On Earth!

A SKINNY, DRIPPING WET 8-YEAR-OLD HSR IS JUST LEARNING HOW TO SWIM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PARK POOL, AND A BUNCH OF KIDS ARE JUST SITTING ON THE POOL'S SIDE NOW, THEN THE LIFEGUARD/TEACHER

COMES OVER AND SAYS, "OKAY EVERYBODY, LET'S GET WET!"

SO, AFTER HSR JUMPS INTO THE POOL WITH THE OTHER SCARY CATS, THEY ALL HOLD ONTO THE WALL OF THE POOL AS IF FOR DEAR LIFE, THEN THE INSTRUCTOR SAYS, "LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! I'M THE LIFEGUARD, AND YOU'RE THE SWIMMERS. IS THAT CLEAR!" AND ALL OF THE KIDS SHOUT, "YES, SIR!" "AND I'M GOING TO MAKE STRONG MEN OUT OF YOU YET!," HE CONTINUES, AND ONE OF THE KIDS SAYS, "BUT I'M A GIRL!" AND THE LIFEGUARD HARUMPHS, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BECOME REAL BIG AND BAD MARINES...AND HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER FOR ALMOST AN HOUR"...AND THE KIDS LOOK WIDE-EYED AT EACH OTHER..."OKAY, MORE LIKE TWO MINUTES! YOU TWO, JOHNNY AND RAY, MOVE DOWN A LITTLE, AND DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I SHOWED YOU HOW TO USE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS TO SWIM LAST TIME?" AND THE TWO SAY, " WE REMEMBER, BUT WE'RE NOT THAT GOOD YET!" AND THE LIFE GUARD SNEERS, "WELL YOU'RE GONNA GET GOOD RIGHT NOW, AND MAKE IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE POOL!" AND THE TWO BOYS ASK, "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE US DO THAT?" AND THE LIFE GUARD PULLS OUT A REAL LOOKING RUBBER SNAKE,

BUT THE TWO KIDS DON'T KNOW IT'S RUBBER, AND THE LIFE GUARD DANGLES IT AND BARKS, "GET GOING!" AND THE TWO KIDS FREAK OUT AND START SWIMMING

AND HIGH-TAILING IT OUT OF THERE WITH THEIR BEST SPEED AND MIGHT ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE, AFTER THE LIFE GUARD THROWS THE SNAKE IN THE WATER BEHIND THEM!...naw, naw, naw...that's a cruel joke...but, it gets great, verifiable results, however, and I'm glad that it wasn't the young HSR that was almost scared out of his wits, and personally, I know that your "I happen to like the sweet and relaxing messages that I hear from my pillow when I lay my head down to go to sleep" smile, is still scared of the water, and how old are you now?
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We get it...that this is an "only the strongest survives" world, and it's also a "dog eat dog" society, which includes a "Fat Rat Race" thrown in for good measure!

The following includes the "Most Lethal" animal species, past and present, that are totally not to be messed with, because if you get close enough, you might be risking life and limb, and maybe both simultaneously!




Tyrannosaurus Rex




























...at the top of all the charts, always hungry with a bad temper, while hamming it up for the cameras!




Shark

...broken teeth swallowed with the food...no problem...we grow more! And all of our food is fast!




 Aetodactylus halli winged dinosaur

...stealthily-quiet and quickly-snatching, it gives new meaning to, "I just thought I'd swoop in for a bite, to go, of course!"



Alligator

...some people in Florida find these in their pools and basements chasing chickens! Hey, don't they have little birds that freely waltz into their mouths and clean their teeth?



Cutie-pie human

..."even the most heavy duty, battle-field-tested pacifiers don't stand a chance! They're gigglingly gnawed away...within seconds! Got another one?"








May you have many...when you sleep, you might be "out of it," but your body dutifully stays busy, doing its reparative and rejuvenating thing!...are we, as a species, going to get to the point to where we hardly write manual long hand anymore?... next time it rains, go outside, look up to the heavens, open your mouth, and get some of that free, lead-free, and cloud-pure water!...smiles!