Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: I'm Telling' Ya!...If You Don't Floss...Your Mouth's "Gonna Get _ _ _

Oh...Hello!

Hmmm...

I don't see here

that you

have a reservation...but!...

good news!...

We have a

front row seat right here waiting for you,

popcorn and

soda included!...

to watch HSR's adventure only available through an

outer space

streaming subscription,

because the signal's not beamed to Earth at this time!...

"Mr. Narrator...please forgive me...can you give HSR a message for me?

"I want to show him some of my etchings right after the show...Is that okay? Thank you, Sir!"...

Sure young lady, I'll be glad to give HSR the message, because...

he likes to do etchings, too!

So, with that out of the way...and...I notice that more of HSR's fans

have been eager to connect with

him, before and after the show, which is just fine with me,

and it's even encouraged!

Well, I just bet that you and your

"at work, I almost tripped on a carpet snag, and I was thinking, "what if I got hurt and got some time off for free?" but then, I thought, "Man, I'd rather be healthy!"" smile,

are ready to blast off into today's episode

where HSR is kept off-balance and in some waist-deep difficulties,

and it all started when he was at Glenna's

Second Life Beach Party during

"Big Tooth" Eludes New Massive Manhunt!...But Some Obtained Evidence May Shed New Light On Mystery! Part 2."

AND THERE WAS DANCING AND SWIMMING,

AND EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF SAILING

AND HSR GOT INTO A "LOTTA STUFF," SOME OF WHICH

WAS QUESTIONABLY DARING AND PROVOCATIVE,

HOWEVER, LATER, HE GOT THE BIG IDEA THAT HE SHOULD

GO "TREASURE HUNTING IN THE SEAS" OF THE MYSTERIOUS AND UNPREDICTABLE

BERMUDA TRIANGLE!...

AND HSR WAS GIVEN SOME SPECIAL COORDINATES:

"23 DEGREES LATITUDE NORTH, 69 DEGREES LONGITUDE WEST"

BY A SILKY FRIEND NAMED LILI, WHO POINTED OUT TO HSR THAT

THE UNUSUAL COORDINATES ARE RELATED

BY THE POWER OF THE SPECIAL NUMBER THREE!

"SO THERE MAY BE SOME SURPRISES THERE!" SMILES LILI...

SO AFTER HSR LEAVES THE BEACH PARTY,

HE MEETS UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

WHO INTRODUCES HSR TO HER FATHER

AND THE FISHERMAN LOOKS AT HSR AND ASKS, "WHADDAYANEEDTHERE, SONNY?"

"HI, SIR. I'M DR. REPORT, AND I WANT TO GO SCUBA DIVING IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DO THAT" SAYS THE OLD MAN...

"TO FIND SOME SUNKEN TREASURE!" SAYS HSR TO THE SEAMAN...

"HERE'S SOME UPFRONT CASH TO GET US GOING!"

AND THE SEAMAN QUICKLY TAKES HSR'S MONEY AND MAKES IT DISAPPEAR...

"THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU NEED TO HELP ME PUSH MY LEAK-PROOF CRAFT...

OVER THERE

OUT INTO THE WATER!"

AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF..."WHOA!"

"DON'T WORRY SONNY...THE ENGINE ON IT WORKS...AT LEAST MOST OF THE TIME!...

...SO IT WILL BE YOU, ME, AND MY EXPERT SCUBA-DIVING DAUGHTER

GOING...

...RIGHT NOW...IF YOU LIKE!"

AND HSR REPLIES, "SURE...LET'S KICK IT, ERR, BUT NOT THE BOAT!"

SO THEY PUSH THE BOAT INTO THE WATER, START IT UP AND

GET OUT ONTO THE

OPEN SEA, BUT,

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...SOON, IT STARTS TO

RAIN,

THEN... IT GETS...

SORTA REALLY DANGEROUS...AND THE CAPTAIN AND HIS DAUGHTER

SAY...

"DON'T WORRY, DR. REPORT, THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS!"

AND AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,

THE SEAS GET

CALM AGAIN!...

THEN, AFTER TWO HOURS OF TRAVEL,

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE STILL IN THE SAME SPOT!...

EXCEPT THAT THE

SAYS THAT WE'RE ALMOST THERE!...

OH! THERE'S A LONE SEAGULL THAT

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON A MISSION!...

"WELL, DAGNABBIT, SONNY!...

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST ABOUT HERE!"

ANNOUNCES THE FISHERMAN OF THE SEA!

SO THEY DROP ANCHOR

AND HSR AND HIS DIVING PARTNER DON THEIR SUITS AND...

JUMP ON IN!

HEY!

THEN, A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM COME!

"WOW! PRETTY!"

THEN HSR PLAYS WITH A SEAL

THEN HE SEES A WHOLE MOUND OF EXPENSIVE CRUSTACEANS!

AND SOME PRETTY CORAL!

"OH,

THAT'S MASSIVE!"

THEN, THEY CHECK OUT A CAVE

AND WHEN THEY COME OUT, THEY SEE

THEN THEY MAKE IT ON OVER TO A SHIP

AND SEE A WRECK

THEN THEY GO INSIDE

BUT BEFORE THEY ENTER, A SHARK WANTS TO PLAY

"I'M GOING IN!" SAYS HSR...

SO THEY BOTH GO ONTO THE DECK

THEN, THEY GO INSIDE

AND DEEPER INTO THE SHIP

"OH, WOW!"

THEN, THEY TURN ANOTHER WAY ON THE SHIP

AND THROUGH A WINDOW, THEY SEE ANOTHER SHIP ACROSS THE WAY

THEN THEY GET TO WHAT MAY BE AN IMPORTANT CHAMBER

"HERE IT IS...SOME REAL BERMUDA TREASURE!

AND OVER THERE'S LOTS MORE!"

AND EVEN MORE!"

AND HSR PICKS UP ONE FLASHY GOLD COIN AND PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET!...

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...

HE HEARS A NOISE COME FROM HERE!

AND SOME SQUEAKING COMES FROM THESE FIGURES!

AND NOW THE SEAS FEEL LIKE THEY ARE

GETTING ROUGH UP TOP!

THEN SOMETHING TOUCHES HSR'S ARM...

AND HE TURNS AROUND....

OH NO!

ARE THEY TRYING TO HOLD ON TO HIM?

THEN,

HSR SWEARS THAT SOMETHING TELLS HIM TO...

...LEAVE!

SO,

HSR ABRUPTLY HALTS HIS EXPLORING WITH THESE OBVIOUS PREMONITIONS!

NOW, HE LEAVES THE SHIP AND

ON HIS WAY OUT AND UP...

OH NO!...WHAT'S THIS!

AND HSR BLINKS HIS EYES A COUPLE OF TIMES

THEN HE REALLY SEES

BUT NOW,

HE'S LOOKING FOR HIS DIVING PARTNER THIS WAY

THEN THIS WAY,

THEN THIS WAY!...

NOTHING!...

IS THIS WHAT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE WILL DO?...

WHERE'S THE GIRL...AND HER FISHERMAN FATHER...AND THE BOAT?!

IS SHE IN THAT BOAT?

NOW, FRANTICALLY LOOKING AROUND ON THE WATER'S SURFACE,

HSR EYES A PIECE OF FLOATING DEBRIS

...THAT HAS NOW JUST BECOME HIS VERY

BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!

SO, HE SWIMS OVER TO IT AND HANGS ON!

"NOW, LET'S REALLY SEE IF ANYONE'S AROUND!" THINKS HSR...

AND HE LOOKS ONE WAY...

...ALL WATER!

THEN HE LOOKS ANOTHER WAY...

CRAP!...

AND HE LOOKS A THIRD WAY!...

OMG!

HSR NOW SEES A SHIP WAY OVER THERE!...

AND HE SHOUTS...LOUDLY...AND WAVES HIS ARMS...FOR DEAR LIFE!...

BUT TO NO AVAIL...

IT KEEPS ON GOING!...

(INSERT FOUR LETTER WORD HERE)

_ _ _ _!

THEY DON'T NOTICE HIM!

...

THEN, HSR DIPS HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH...

OH NO!...

AND...

AS NIGHT FALLS OVER THE INFINITE,

AND SUPER-SPOOKY OCEAN,

HSR TELLS HIMSELF

"OKAY...I'VE GOT MY WET SUIT TO STOP HYPOTHERMIA,

SO...

LET'S NOT PANIC!...

...BUT!

Love Toothbrush®

"You are not here, because of your self, you are here because of somebody else!"

If I've said it once,

I've said it a thousand times...

until I'm

blue in the face!

Some of y'all just don't listen!...

I keep warning you...but...

either you're not listening , or you don't care, or

or you're just mocking me!

I ain't lyin'!

Things can and will go wrong...maybe horribly wrong,

if you don't frequently floss!

_ _ _ _ will go wrong with your teeth, especially between them,

and your gums will bleed after flossing and brushing,

and also, inside your body, some invading bacteria have the "slick" moves to "dance around"

some of the protective cells in your

blood stream.

And besides, dental plaque build up, or biofilm, if gathered together and concentrated, turns out to be

a stinky, infectious, poisonous and concentrated _ _ _ _ pool of biohazardous waste!

Warning!...some neglected and decaying teeth may need to be eventually

pulled

out!

Another warning, cavities from not flossing around crown margins can

silently sneak up on you...

and doom the teeth!

Then, if you don't replace the missing tooth or teeth,

over time, your teeth will collapse in on each other