Allergies!...But!..
as soon as I see you...and you see me...
I'm
"Magically Clear!""
"Hollywood...
I have this feeling
that
you're gonna
make my
whole weekend
"Real Whole!""
"Yes, Doctor Report...
all information has been
received, processed, and verified...
...Please proceed with your Mission!"
"Sir...you can call me
"Cat Woman,"
but,
you'll be
barely scratching
the Surface!"
"Okay, My Hollywood...
I'll walk up the stairs
and shake my hair...
...just the way you
like it!"
"This Espionage Business
can have some
Boring Downtime!
Wait!...
There he is!
Hollywood!
Give me the Passwords, and
then
further Instructions
will be given...
Now, Hollywood says,
"The Luckiest Trees in the Valley are...
the Upside Down Ones!"
"Correct!...Now let's go over the Mission!"
"Hi, Reader and Welcome!
You know...
there's something
sensually subliminal
about HSR's
passwords there!
One never can tell,
when HSR will be "In The Shadows,"
or "Out In The Open!"
But Millions of People Love that
Mystery about him!
...
I'm using the
"Thinking Man's" pose because
I'm having some difficulty in
figuring You...The Reader...out!"
But,
given enough time,
I'll be able to...
"Crack Your Code!"
"Thanks for the "Affection Fill Up,"
HSR!...
Now, I'll be
going along my
"Merry Way!"
I'm glad that I
ran into you, Babe!"
you're the King,
and
I'm the Queen of
this year's Flower Festival!"
"And when he comes up to me...
my Two Lips...
will meet their match!"
"There you are, Reader!
I see you moseying along...taking
your time getting
down this far!
But it's okay, because
I like it when you take your time and
savor my taste to the Max!
My Official Capacity for Today's
Cybernetic Edition is
"The One Who Opens Your Mind"
and is "Better Than Chocolate And Money!"
And
I would appreciate
you getting My Title correct
this time, Ladies!"
"So,
without further adue
and no "Half-Steppin',"
Ladies!...
Open up those Curtains,
and let your
"Love for HSR"
come "Shining Through!"
"Thank you,
Miss "Money And Chocolate Are The Only Things On Your Mind!"
..."Hi, Hollywood!...
You wanna ask me a Question?
Okay!
What would I do if we were the last two people on Earth?
I'd "Get Busy,"...of course!
Hey, but, why you looking me up and down like that?
Well,
I'ma look you
Up and Down, too!"
"Gracias,
Miss "The One Who Opens The Box Of Chocolates Better Than Anyone Else!"
...Hey, Dr. Report...
I Love You!
For real, tho'!"
Thank you for the Opportunity to
show "My Stripes,"
Miss "Who Better To Open The Money Box?"
..."Hi there, My Darling HSR!...
It good to see you again...
in Your Dream!
I like the colors and the
vividness of your landscapes!
And last time...
when our "Good Part" came
you didn't wake up!...
It was so Dreamy!"
"Lady!...I Cherish the Chance
to "Straighten out my Strategies"
with Hollywood,
Miss "Better Open Up And Eat The Chocolate!"
...HSR!...
What are you doing here at the
"Love Anonymous Clinic?"
They want to teach me how to "Calm Down"
about my Love for you!
I tried trying to Love You less,
but "It Ain't Workin'!
And when you and I
get together tonight...
we can scientifically prove that
"More is More!"
"You got that right, Honey!
More is More,
and Less is Less,
And More spilling all over and
hanging out can never be ...Less!
Don't be fooled!
Just get your "More,"
and keep on steppin'!...
ya hear!
Now,
if you don't mind,
I'm going to
"Exit Stage Left"
and
"Smack Me Up Sum Mo'!"
"Y'all know yo way 'round dis place!...so...
Keep it Pushin'!"
"Ain't We Funkin' Now...
Uh Huh, Uh Huh!"
"Why is it
that
I'm thinking about
HSR now?"
You and your
"Get Down tonight...It's in the Stars!"
smiles
are
recalling just how much
you were
"Grooving' On A Sunday
Afternoon"
last weekend!
Some things are
"Universally Loved!"...
...like...
Ice Cream!
Now,
some guys look all suave
and cool
as they partake...
...but HSR...well...
him and Ice Cream go way
back!
And not all of it is good and
"Strawberry Like!"
Growing up,
sometimes, he just
plays in the stuff...
you know...
like his Cartoon Friend...
Patrick!
Can you believe that he
sometimes,
doesn't even share
with his girlfriend!
But,
the Practical-Joking
HSR,
still, and probably
always will
Love his
Stuff!
But his Mom didn't,
and still doesn't,
give HSR everything he wants...
because She doesn't want him
going bad
from the Crib!
"Hey, Gurl...
...Look!...
...over there!...
...is that the guy they call
"Hollywood?""
"Agent HSR!...
You are to infiltrate this cell
of Beautiful Women!
They call themselves a Sorority!...
But we know better!
We need to know
exactly what they are planning!
And...of course...
if our Communications get cut off...
you must...
fend for yourself!"
Relax...
and feel at one
and hear "Today's Blog Content"
told by our friendly
Canine named "Corpuscle!"
And speaking of Dogs...
HSR's circumstances just maybe
going to
"The Dogs!"...
because,
last time during
the post
"Add Sunshine To Your Face...And To Your Life!"
and before that
"And The Winner Of Today's "Breff Stank" Contest Is...!
HSR IS AGAIN UNDER
THE ILLUSION THAT HE
CAN JUST TRAVEL
THE WORLD AND
DO THIS AND THAT
WITH NO COMPLICATIONS
OR TIGHT SPOTS...
AND
THIS TIME,
HE STRETCHES HIS LUCK
WAY WAY FAR BY,
ON A WHIM,
SAYING TO HIMSELF,
"NOW,
WHILE I'M ON BREAK FROM "U. S. "M.F." C."
SCHOOL
OF DENTISTRY,
I JUST FEEL LIKE
SAILING DOWN
ONE OF THE LONGEST RIVERS
IN
EUROPE!...THE
DANUBE RIVER
USING JUST A SIMPLE WOODEN
DINGY!
SO,
HSR FLIES OUT TO
GERMANY, AND TREKS OVER TO WHERE
THE
THE BRIGACH RIVER MEETS THE BREG RIVER
MEET
IN DONAUESCHINGEN,
GERMANY,
IN THE BLACK FOREST
AREA
AND
WHILE THERE HE
SEES SOME OF THE
SWABIAN-ALEMANNIC
CELEBRATION
FESTIVAL,
TAKING PLACE ON THE THURSDAY
BEFORE ASH WEDNESDAY
AND WHILE THERE
THIS LADY
WHO WORKS AT THE MODERN ART MUSEUM NEARBY,
TAKES HIM THERE
TO CHECK OUT THE ART!
AND AFTER A WHILE,
HSR GOES BACK OUTSIDE
FOR SOME AIR...
AND A PRETTY LADY
STARTS TALKING TO HIM
AND HE TELLS HER,
"I WANT TO TAKE THE DANUBE
"ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK SEA!"
AND SHE SAYS,
"MY, YOU HAVE AN
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT...AND
IN A FOREIGN LAND, TOO!...
SIR...YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL...
CARBONS AND STEELS!"...
THEN,
SHE ASKS,
"HAVE YOU KISSED
A GERMAN WOMAN HERE, YET?"
AND
HSR CAN ONLY GET OUT,
"I...I...I..."
THEN,
SHE MOVES IN FOR THE
"SOFT KILL!"
AND HSR IS, OF COURSE,
TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
...
SO, WHEN THEY FINALLY
COME UP FOR AIR...
...
SHE SAYS, "I JUST WANTED
TO SHOW YOU THAT
GERMAN WOMEN
ARE VERY PASSIONATE!"
"I SEE!"
IS ALL THAT
HSR COULD GET OUT...
...
"WELL, SIR, THE BOAT WHARF'S
THAT A WAY!
...AND SIR"...
AS SHE BLOWS HIM A
GOOD ONE,
"ICH LIEBE DICH!"...
THEN,
SHE
DISAPPEARS AWAY!
SO,
HE STANDS UP AND
TRIES TO CALM DOWN!...
AND SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"BOY SHE IS SWEEEEEEEEET!"
THEN,
HE GOES
TO THE BOAT PARK
AND HE MEETS A WOMAN
WHO SAYS, "YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN
THE RIVER HERE TO ITS END?...
I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!
HOW ABOUT YOU USE
THAT BOAT OVER THERE...
FOR FREE!"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I WANT YOU TO LOVE
AND EXPLORE
OUR COUNTRY, SIR,
AND, PLEASE...
BE CAREFUL!"
...
SO, AFTER THANKING HER
AND TALKING
A LITTLE BIT MORE,
HSR TAKES OFF
DOWN THE DANUBE ...AND
GOES A WHILE
AND SEES MANY
PRISTINE SIGHTS
HERE AND
HERE...
AND
AS IT'S GETTING DARKER,
HE COMES ACROSS
AN ISOLATED ISLAND!
AND
AS HE SLOWS DOWN BY IT
A LADY COMES OUT
AND SEES HIM AND SAYS,
"HI THERE,
SAILOR BOY...
IT'S OKAY TO
TIE YOUR BOAT
AND COME ON UP
FOR SOME SHELTER
BEFORE IT
GETS TOO DARK!"
"THANKS A LOT, MISS!"
SAYS HSR...
AND OVER SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
SHE SAYS, "MY NAME IS MISCHA!" AND
HSR SAYS, "MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD!"
AND SHE SAYS BACK,
"WELL, IF YOU SHOW ME
SOME AMERICAN WAYS"...
"I'D BE GLAD TO SEE
SOME OF YOUR GERMAN WAYS!"
GRINS HSR!
...SO THE NEXT MORNING, MISCHA
WALKS OUTSIDE
TO LOOK AT THE WATER
FLOWING BY THEIR ISLAND...
AND HSR WAKES UP AND
JOINS HER AND
THEY BOTH LOOK
AROUND AT THE PRETTY
WATER,
AND AS HE STRETCHES
AND AS HE STRETCHES
WITH THE MORNING SUN,
HSR SAYS,
HSR SAYS,
"YOU SURE DO
HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
AND MISCHA SAYS,
"EVEN THE WATER
"EVEN THE WATER
SINGS
A LITTLE SWEETER
WITH YOU HERE,
HOLLYWOOD...I
THINK I'LL WHIP
SOMETHING UP
IN THE KITCHEN...
SO, MISCHA GETS BUSY
THEN,
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT...
YOU
PROBABLY WOULD!...
TWO MORNINGS LATER...
MISCHA SAYS TO HSR,
I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A RESTLESS,
AND
TRAVELING MAN,
HSR, BUT,
WHEN YOU'RE BACK THIS WAY...
YOU'RE
ALWAYS WELCOME!"
SO, IT TAKES
A COUPLE OF HOURS,
AND A COUPLE OF
FALSE STARTS,
BUT HSR
FINALLY SEPARATES FROM HER,
AND
HE'S FINALLY
ON THE WATER AGAIN
WITH ITS
PEACE AND QUIET...
AND HSR
REMEMBERS HOW
HE USED TO
GO FISHING A LOT!
AND HSR PRAYS
AGAIN FOR
A SAFE JOURNEY...
AND THE PRETTY SKIES
SHOW THEMSELVES
LIKE THEY DO
NO WHERE ELSE!...
THEN,
SUDDENLY,
SOME CLOUDS JUST QUICKLY
"GIVE IT UP!
AND HSR DECIDES TO
PULL OVER
TO
THE SIDE A BIT,
AND PULLS THE BOAT UP
OUT OF THE WATER...
BUT,
RIGHT THEN,
HSR
HEARS A WOMAN CALLING,
"HELP ME, PLEASE!!"...
AND THE VOICE IS
COMING FROM THIS
CAVE...
SO,
HSR QUICKLY GOES IN THERE
AND HE CALLS OUT,
"ARE YOU THIS WAY?"
AND THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YES, KEEP COMING!"
AND HSR PERSISTS
PAST
SOME MORE ROCKS
AND HE FINALLY
GETS TO HER
AND FINDS HER
PARTIALLY UNDER A ROCK
WHICH HE PROMPTLY REMOVES
THEN,
SHE GETS UP AND
PROFUSELY
THANKS HSR,
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MISTER!...
I MIGHT NOT
HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT...
PLEASE...
COME WITH ME
TO MY PLACE,
SO I CAN
RETURN THE FAVOR!...
SO,
AS THE SUN GOES DOWN
FOR
A NAP OF ITS OWN,
HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND
EXPERIENCE
THE VIBRANT AND
ATTRACTIVE NATURE
BETWEEN THEM
AND THE SKY...
AND THE DANUBE!
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING,
AS HSR
IS ABOUT TO LEAVE,
THE WOMAN SAYS,
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
FOR SAVING MY LIFE,
HSR!"
SAYS THE WOMAN,
AS SHE PROFUSELY
KISSES HIM OVER AND OVER
TO THE POINT WHERE
HE DECIDES TO
STAY ONE MORE DAY...
...AND NIGHT!
BUT,
THE NEXT DAY,
HE FINALLY
GETS BACK TO HIS ROW BOAT
AND RESTARTS HIS
JOURNEY DOWN THE
DANUBE
RIVER!
WITH ITS
PRISTINE SELF!
SO,
HSR'S LAZY DRIFTING
DOWN THE RIVER
IS INTERRUPTED BY
A LOT OF
FISH NOISE!
IMMEDIATELY THEN,
HSR GETS OUT
HIS ROD AND REEL
AND, YES!...
HE GETS HIM
ONE!
"GREAT!," HE SAYS...I'M HUNGRY!"
SO,
HE PARKS HIS BOAT
AND
HE MAKES A
CAMPFIRE AND
AFTER COOKING IT
AND ADDING SOME BREAD
HE, OF COURSE
"WOLFS IT DOWN!"...
AND NOW, HE FEELS A LOT BETTER!
"WOW!...LOOK AT THAT
PRETTY RAINBOW!"...
NOW, WITH SOME
HEAVY EYELIDS,
HSR FALLS
GENTLY ASLEEP
AND STARTS TO
DREAM ABOUT STUFF
LIKE,
BEING ON THE RIVER
AS A KID,
AND
WITH HIS COUSIN,
THEN
HE DREAMS ABOUT A
FRIEND BACK HOME
THEN,
UNDER THE
"HEY!"
WHAT'S THIS!"
"OH, NO!...
I'M
FALLING!"
NOW, HSR IS PROMPTED TO
WAKE UP!
OH, NO!
HE SEES HIS BOAT
STARTING TO
DRIFT ALONE OUT
ON THE RIVER,
SO,
HE QUCIKLY GATHERS HIS THINGS
AND
GETS IN THE WATER,
AND FINALLY
CLIMBS ON BOARD...
"WHEW!...THAT WAS CLOSE!"
HE THINKS
TO HIMSELF...
BUT...
AFTER
A WHILE OF
JUST GOING ALONG...
HSR SEES A
CATARACT!
OH NO!
AND DOWNSTREAM
HE CAN HEAR A BIG
AND DANGEROUS
WATERFALL!...
..."WHATAMIGOINGTODONOW!"
"When looking into the eyes of a beautiful
stammer!"
Listen, People!...
Somethings you are
suppose to throw out
when they have outlived
their useful lives!
But...
Beautiful
Women...
are not one of them!
However...
used
toothbrushes
definitely
fit into that category!
Continuing to use
a dirty,
bacteria-laden
toothbrush is not only bad
for your health...
it's bad for your teeth, too!
The plastic bristles of a toothbrush
can, over time
pick up and keep
debris and
"Reach Out And Touch" germs
on them!
Oh Doc, please...
don't
make me!...
And you can't get
the bristles to be clean
and new-looking again!
Just believe your dentist
when she or he tells you!
And don't keep
your toothbrush exposed
in the bathroom,
because the
aerosolized, yuck-filled vapors
coming from the
Pooh-Pooh Bin
will land on your toothbrush!
"I know it's true...
but...
Yes...we must...
to give our Readers
a Heads Up!
Also a too-used toothbrush can
abrade and harm the gums
over time. And plaque
and stains will still
be left behind!
"See...I
told you not to!"
So,
don't reinfect your mouth daily
with a "Toxic Toothbrush!"
It can make you
sick!
So, a good and fresh
toothbrush can
clean your
tongue
better...
and make it pink!...
...and your enamel
can be made
more white!...
...to stop the growth of
"The Dreaded Holes!"
"Scuse me, Girlfriend...
but...yo'
old toothbrush makes
yo'
"Breff Stank!"
Believe me...people with notice!
Some may run
from you...
or
hide!
So,
toss it
and the germs
that go with it
when you
need to!
"Dang,
Doc, dat's gross!"
So,
get a new toothbrush
when needed!
"Doctor, can I use a
one-sided toothbrush,
or,
do I have to get your
Love Toothbrush®?"
Here's the answer:
Dr. Winge,
the Creator of the
Love Toothbrush®,
and this Blog,
says,
"Get the one that feels the best for you!...
Life's too short to little "Pittle Around!"
"Thanks, Dr. Winge!...
I Love your
Love Toothbrush®!"
"Me, too, Dr!...
Your ToothBrush make me
more particular about
everything
in my life now!"
With that...
...if you mss out
on the thrills of the
Love Toothbrush®...
don't come to me
cryin'
like a Baby!
May you have many...
..."HSR!
Everybody's out here
tracking "Big Tooth!...
Which is related to "Big Foot!
But...
This Homo sapien macrodonticus
subspecies possesses unto itself
The Identifying Tooth Variation
The "Toofuss-Wingulus"
I hear that you named
it that,
so we would laugh a lot!...
But,
that wide tooth
is record-breakingly strong
and has
Incisive and Tearing Powers
which can naw away
at important materials
more efficiently
than any other subspecies!
There's one extra wide
lower tooth
in the middle,
to go with the one on top!
But,
Hollywood...
can you walk ahead of me...because...
well...I don't want
it
to
get me first!"...
..."Transitioning from the Teen Years to Adulthood can be
easy, or difficult...
depending on
if you have a clear vision for
the things you would like to do and be!
Some of us become aware of these choices
and have crystallized motivations
while, for others,
this
self piece-building
takes...
longer!
I'm thinking that My Parents
made my Middle Name
"Patience"
for a reason!"...
..."My...it's a Beautiful Day!
but the clouds look like
they have Rain
in store for us
If that's the case...
can we go to my place and
..."Hi, HSR...
You're Dreaming again!
You know that Dreams are
the only Places where
Bubbles like this occur!
...and
...just like Love...
...there's always
"More to Pop!""...
..."Sir HSR!...
When we Hug and Smooch
before I sing
The Opera
there's something in your
"Moisture" that
soothes my Vocal Cords deeply
and I am able to
easily "Hit All The High Notes!""...
...smiles!
"HSR!...
Wanna have some fun with me...
...in the Shade?"
"I have a Great Idea for
you
but you must come closer
so that I can
whisper in your ear!"
"Come on in, Sir...
...You're in good hands!"
"Hey, there...Memba Me?
So...
you coming' back fo' mo' ah
"OMGosh!...
Agent Report...you look all
"Banged Up" and red-marked!...
and
I even see
some crop-riding bruises...
but...
...you're still smiling?"
If you can't give us
any
actionable intelligence...
we may be forced to
send you in again!...
Wait!...Why are you so happy?"
Now the Moose says,
"Wake up, Penelope!...
The show's over...
and Hollywood's coming over there!"
At first,
I tried the Bounce technique with
my Love ToothBrush
Then,
I tried the Fireworks
Style
which can contact the top and bottom teeth
in rapid succession!
Thank you, Dr. Winge!
...You really
know how to
Simulate a Woman's Mouth!"
Now,
HSR observes,
"I see that
all of the People here
are coupled up!"
And Jeanine
thinks to herself,
"But,
I'm the
only one who has...
...The Delicious Doctor Report!"
"There you are,
HSR!...
This Natural Spot of yours
is such a good place to
ruminate
and sort things out!
And really see
what's important!
Come here, so that
I can caress the
Man who's
Most Important to Me!"
"I know that the Spy Guy,
HSR,
is being sent
to check us Girls out at our Dorm!
Some people think that
there may be some
"Shenanigans" going on,
but there's not!
I have HSR in my
Anatomy Class
on Campus,
and the next time
he comes in our Dorm
snooping around,
I'll know exactly where
to
"Apply The Pressure!""
"Man,
this Dance at the
Student Union
has all the Babes!
OMG!...and who is...
Hi there, Beautiful!
My name is HSR...
And I'm a Freshman here!"
"Well, I'm a Junior!
And people around here
are saying that you're a spy!
I probably shouldn't tell you my name!"
"Aww, come on, now...
everybody knows you...
...you're Karen!...Hey, Karen...
can I be a Member of your
Fan Club?"
"Ha!...You're funny!
You gotta come to all of my Volleyball games!..
..for starters!"
"For starters?...
That's cool!
I know a lotta guys look up to you!
You're so tall and slim!"
"I use what I got
to get what I want!"
"Ooouuu, Wee, Girl!
Now, I know it's fact!...
You're the "Finest One On Campus!"
"Flattery will get you someplaces...but not all!
Hey, Fella...you're
sorta Handsome,
Up Close!
...and the night's still young!"
"You might not want
to get any closer, Karen...
I might make you
forget your
Schoolwork!"
"Hi, Hollywood...
I sit in front of you in Science Class!
But the Teacher says that
I turn around and look at you
too much!
So now...
behind you!...
Oh! And...You're so Gorgeous!...
Bye!
"OMGosh, HSR!...
You and this Natural Setting...match!...
...like "Hand In Hand!"
And...
I'd really be interested
to see
what you
look like
"In Full Bloom!""
"OMGosh!...
A lot of people are sad
that
there's no more
Feedjit!...
Please, Dr. Winge...
keep doing this Blog!
You're the Last Dentist like
you left!"
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