...for me, too!"
I saw you at the
Baseball Game!"
"Good to see you, HSR!...
...and I see that you brought the ice!
Well...when I'm finished with this shoot
let's have a
Cool drink!"
"Dr. Report!...
The Aliens!...
They're coming!...
But your
Homo cybergraphicus
Powers
should save us!"
...HSR!...You know those Gold-looking Coins
that you found a
couple of weeks ago
in Cancun?...
an appraiser said that they are
100% soft and pure gold Coins
from the time of Columbus!
And he said that he'll
give me a Bentley, a Rolls Royce,
and a Ferrari for just one coin!
So...
be a Sweet Little Boy, and"...
...Doctor Report!...
I'm so happy that you
made it here to Blogoslovakia!...the land of...
Vacationing Spies and Counter Spies...
There's Big Party tonight
and
I'll be
"Waiting and Ready" for you!
However...you'll have to
use your own Trusted Sources to
find out where it is!"
Watch out!...
...You and your
"is there such a thing as a Nice Outer Space
Alien? "
smiles
are
just dancing in Rhythm To Nature!
Today's Dental Entertainment Fiction
is brought to you by
Supremely-Gifted Ballet Dancers
expressing and explaining the texts
for today...
...you just need to know how to
interpret the Movements!
Football's Coming!...
And people like to see
a Running Back
have success!...
...except for Defenders...and HSR!
He tries to Cleanly Tackle them!
But here, HSR is #30...
and
he misses!
And when he's on
another team,
this time,
as #31...
well...
And HSR's Classmate, among others,
including his Parents,
tell him he better
"Forget about Football"
and
Go Score some
Touchdowns
in Dental
School!
SO NOW...
HSR HAS TO GO
AND SEEK HIS OWN TRUTHS!
AT HIS OWN PACE!...
AND WHAT
BETTER
PLACE TO DO THAT
THAN...
AT THE BEACH!
...AND
IT LOOKS GREAT
WHEN HE GETS THERE!
BUT BEFORE HE CAN HIT
THE WATER...
"HELLO, HANDSOME,"
SAYS THIS LADY,
"CAN YOU RUB SOME SUNSCREEN
ON ME?"
"SURE," SAYS HSR TO
THE PRETTY LADY!
AND HE REALLY
GETS INTO IT!...
"THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET A ROOM,"
SAY SOME PEOPLE PASSING BY...
SO,
AFTER THAT,
HSR
GOES OUT BY THE WATER
AND SEES
SOME SURFERS
DOING
SOME ACROBATIC
FEATS!...
THEN
HE JOINS IN FOR A LITTLE BIT
THEN,
HE RESTS A WHILE
AND
FLOATS BY THIS WOMAN
SURFER...
AND HSR ASKS,
"SO SURFING'S YOUR BEST HOBBIE?"
AND SHE SAYS,
"YEAH, DUDE!...YOU BEEN BOARDING LONG?"
"NO," ADMITS HSR, "I'M STILL
TRYING TO GET
OVER MY FEAR OF
LARGE
TENTACLED ANIMALS
AND
SHARKS!"
"OH...THAT'S ONLY NATURAL"
SHE SAYS, "YOU'LL GET BETTER OVER TIME!...SAY,
HAVE YOU BEEN IN A "TUBE" BEFORE?"
"NOT YET," SAYS HSR...
"WELL," SHE SAYS, "GIRLFRIENDS AND TUBES
HAVE SOMETHINGS ON COMMON!"
"OH, YEAH...WHAT'S THAT" ASKS HSR...
THEN, SHE SMILES, "ONCE YOU'VE
BEEN INSIDE,
YOU GOTTA
KEEP COMING BACK!...HEY...LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT
A TUBE, LKE THAT
GUY
RIGHT THERE!"
SO, HSR WAITS
TO CATCH A GOOD WAVE
BUT THIS
IS THE BEST THAT HE COULD DO!
SO, AS HE PADDLES BACK TO HER,
SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING...
SHE JUST SENSES
THE RIGHT WAVE
TO CATCH
AND...
SHE'S OFF!
AND...LIVIN' IN THE TUBE!
OMG!
AT LEAST NINE SECONDS!...
AND SHE EMERGES
VICTORIOUS!...
AND STANDING!
THEN,
ANOTHER GIRL
SAILS BY!...
NOW, THE LADY PADDLES BACK TO HSR
AND WITHOUT A WORD,
HSR TRIES AGAIN...
AND...OMG!...
HE
"POPS
IT GOOD!"
OH, BOY!...
NOW,
SOME GIRLS ARE CLAPPING
AS ANOTHER PRETTY ONE
SWOOPS BY!
AND THE WOMAN
PADDLES BACK BY HSR AND
SAYS,
"I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'LL BE
COMIN' BACK
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE, NOW!
AND RIGHT THEN...
... SHE MAKES
WHOA!...WHAT AN HSR DAY!...
NOW...
SOME HOW...
HSR WILL NEVER SEE
THE WOMEN OF SURFING
AND
BEAUTIFUL
BEACHES
THE SAME WAYAGAIN!
Love Toothbrush®
"Let your Heart Sing Out
With Let-Loose Joy! "
Let's face it, People...
the Human Mouth is a
War
Zone!
The Mouth is
permeable to
many things...
all kinds of things!
...foods, liquids,
dirty air,
stuff that we don't see
and notice...
... Dang!...
All that _____ boldly enters...nonstop!
OMGosh!,,,
And all of that stuff that
is not swallowed and
settles
on the surfaces of the
gums and teeth,
needs to be gotten rid of!
...Emergency, True!...
Brushing the teeth
and gums
in the front
Weapon of Choice!
But we can't stop there!
We do
have an additional duty
to floss...
especially with
good
rubbing up and down,
and removing hiding
clumps of debris,
because
there are forces and entities,
especially
Bacteria...
that,
if left to
their own devices,
and allowed to
proliferate
unchecked
on their own,
can wreak havoc
and all but destroy us!...
Technique-Sensitive Flossing
and
periodic
help from the Hygienist
can prevent
and even remove
this yucky Buildup stuff from
isolated places
in our mouths!...
...and can help
stop the infective
spread of more bacteria
to the rest
of our bodies!
Plaque can mature
into
protectively-coated
Biofilms
and
even develop fluid
channel systems to receive nutrients
and get rid of wastes!
Yes...a Circulatory System!
Our bodies
do have natural
defenses that can chase down
Invaders!
But there are just
too many replicating Pests!...
...making Our Oral Cavities
possible
Toxic
Waste Dumps!
Saliva is one our
most potent defenses
in the Oral Cavity,
but it's polluted with
Bacteria and
other stuff, too!...
If we spit
into a Petri
Dish....
"Oh My Gosh!....
Don't be so
Absurdly Graphic!"...
...back splash
...and bacterial growth
happens!
And those Critters
ain't
Pretty!
Included is the species that
this Author
scientifically described....
predatorus supercarious wingulus
...or "Predator Supercaries!"
It's almost like
Bacteria
could be saying,
"K___ __ ____!" to us!...
Show InterDental Biofilm
a lesson!...
Right up in the
Embrasures...
"Where it hurts them!"
Interdental
Brushes help to
get between
the Toes!...I mean Teeth!
Plaque's not
playing with you!
It does the equivalent of
"Socking you
Real Good!"
And these Lesion by
the lower anteriors
came as a
"Boxing Punch Equivalent,"
courteously-delivered
by a "Plaque
Upper Cut!"
And this Pathology?...
...from a perfectly-placed
Right Cross
to the Gums!
So...
don't get
Beat
up
by
Biofilm!
"Floss It, Baby!"
Then,
after flossing, you can
"Do The
Floss!"...Ha ha!
...Your
Mouth
and your
"Sparklettes"
will
Love You
for it!
Hey...
...you can probably tell
which guy
doesn't floss
and which
guy does!
Exhibit A...
people that got their
____ _______ed
by Biofilm...
Exhibit B ...
...A famous Flosser
that
routinely "Beats Up
All Opponents!"
"I really Love
Keeping my Promise
to My Smile,
to Myself
and to Dr. Report,
My Dentist!
He thinks that
My Cosmetic Oral Anatomy
is
The Best!....
right on down to
My
Enamel Crystals!
And he loves the
Health
of My Gums!"
"I gotta start Flossing...
...my Teeth go
which ever way that
the Wind Blows!"
So, tonight, you all...
...Somebody's
gonna catch a
War
Beat Down!...
...Either You...
Clean and
Floss your self
before bed...
...or That
Plaque's gonna make
a Statement!...
"Yeah!...I know it's Going Down...but
I have
My Money on
May-May,
Baby!"...
"And so
do
I!...
"Hollywood!...
...you've been
"Playing Your Cards Right!"...
May you have many...
..."HSR...
How about we
go get a Pizza?
You'd rather call it in to your place?
Why?...
What!!
...you want to
Frisbee the Pepperoni?"...
..."We must Hold On
and Be Strong in this world!
There are Forces and Institutions that
are out to confuse and
obfuscate the clarity
of our Needed Missions in Life!
But the responsibility
of our successes
rests with each of us
So,
exercise and
fortify your
Minds, Bodies, and Spirits
and make
"This Here Life"
Your Best!"...
...smiles!
"I just finished my Dental Check Up
with Doctor Report,
before I go back to
College!
I've been going to him
for years!
And when I still
had no Cavities today...
he pulled out his
and did a Dance!"
"Your Private Jet is
right outside the door,
Sir Hollywood,
and here's
your "Sip!"...as you ordered!"
"Well, Hello...
...Spy Chief, Sir!...
You'd like to speak to me
about the Developments
of my
Blogoslovakia
Investigation?
Sure, Sir...
What would
you like to know?
You want me to show you
my
"Best Technique?""
"I have the
Brief case with the Secret Codes,
Agent HSR!...
Now...
"Show Me The Goods!""
"Agent Hollywood!...
I had to meet you!
But I think that
we are being recorded!...
...so...we need to speak in
Secret Code!"
"Okay...
I understand...
Do you know why
the Cow
jumped over
the Moon?"
"The same number of People
that it takes to
Screw in a light bulb!"
"And the reason why
we need to know
the number of
bubbles in a
can of Pepsi?"
"Because it exactly matches the
Degree of Lean of
the Tower of Pisa!"
"And lastly,
what is the last ingredient
to be added for
Stone Soup?"
"The same thing that you
want to see first
in the
Morning!"
I want to be the First One
to Dance with you
at This Sadie Hawkins Day Dance, HSR!...
because I want to tell you that
I am accepted to
Point Loma University...
just like you!"
"HSR has helped me see myself
in a different
and
Beautiful Light!
Trees, open spaces
and
the Moon and Sunlight
and Natural,
unpolluted
water and food
are some of the things
that really matter
in our Existence!
"I'm coming for Staphylococcus aureus and Helicobacter,
and
she's taking down
Capnocytophaga and Prevotella...
for fun...
and profit!...
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