...Hope I Can Make It!...
"There are Many Dangers
in This World!
Each Day...
it's good to
Proceed with Caution!
One never knows
what may be
'Lurking' around
the next corner...
or
what may be
'Sinister'
in the back of
Man has always had
War in Our History!
And Bacteria
have ravaged us
since Our Beginnings!...
But Man can make Cease Fires,
and Treaties,
and even Peace,
but...
Our Enemies of the Teeth
are much Worse,
because They are always
Battling us 24/7, Nonstop!
"When ever Hollywood comes by
after a shift with the
Dental Hygiene Wars,
I give him 'His Space,' because I don't
want
Him to
have PTSD!"
“Wars...Schmores!...
...Love always
...Love always
Wins in the End!”
"I hope that My
Latest Version of a Dental
'Cure All'
in these Containers
has some Successes!
Those Bacteria 'Adapted to'
My previous Seven Versions
because they have
'Biological Tricks'
up Their Sleeves!
"Doctor Olah Orala tells Me
some his 'War Stories!'
It seems that
Everyone
has to Pay
Some Kind of Dues!
The Doctor exclusively treats
Billionaires!...
...But...
...most of
The Billionaire's
'Microbiome Situations'
come from
...Living High Off The Hog!"
"Before Antibiotics
were Invented,
many People
just couldn't
'Make It' against those
Intraoral Infections!...And
Millions...Billions of Teeth have
been 'Ravaged!"
...I Pray for Hollywood
and His
Fellow Warriors!"
You and Your
'The only thing I like more than Saving Money
is
Making
Money'
is
Money'
Smiles
are
happy about Finding Money
on the Street!
Your
'Always Wars And Almost No Peace'
Episode is brought to you
by
from Space!
HSR says,
"I got the Movie,
I got The Couch,
And I got the Snacks!...
...Oh No!"
So, not to be
left alone by
hisself,
HSR has Problems sometimes,
but then He also has
'Troubles!'...Which
are Worse!
And Chances are...It's
going to get Worse this time!
Recalling from...'back when'...
during,
"So... Now...I Am Closing My...Dental Office
For The Night...When...
All Of A Sudden...This Impeccably-Dressed,
Dentally-Injured,
Wise Guy Gangster...With His
Big, Beefy, Scary-Looking ...And...'Hey!...Wha Chu Looking' At, Huh?'...
Body Guards In Tow...
Makes Me An Offer...That I Can't ...
...(Gulp!)....
Refuse!"...
HSR at that TIME,
is on Hiatus
from
USC
Dental School
AND THIS TIME,
HE HAS HIS EYES SET
ON VISITING
THE
AMAZON
RIVER!
HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"THIS RIVER
HAS A LONG HISTORY, AND
IS SAID TO BE
SIGNIFICANTLY ACTIVE
WITH THE FORESTS,
MAKING THEM
'THE LUNGS'
OF THE EARTH,
BECAUSE IT MAKES
SO MUCH OXYGEN FROM ALL THE
PHOTOSYNTHESIS!...
AND...OF COURSE...
...THE RAIN!"
SO,
THE DAY COMES
FOR HIM
TO START THE TRIP,
AND,
SOME OF HIS
FRIENDS WERE
Dental School
AND THIS TIME,
HE HAS HIS EYES SET
ON VISITING
THE
AMAZON
RIVER!
HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"THIS RIVER
HAS A LONG HISTORY, AND
IS SAID TO BE
SIGNIFICANTLY ACTIVE
WITH THE FORESTS,
MAKING THEM
'THE LUNGS'
OF THE EARTH,
BECAUSE IT MAKES
SO MUCH OXYGEN FROM ALL THE
PHOTOSYNTHESIS!...
AND...OF COURSE...
...THE RAIN!"
SO,
THE DAY COMES
FOR HIM
TO START THE TRIP,
AND,
SOME OF HIS
FRIENDS WERE
SORT OF SAD TO SEE HIM GO,
AND OTHERS
JUST SAID,
"HEY...SEE YA WHEN YOU
GET BACK!"
EVENTUALLY,
HE GETS TO THE AIRPORT
AND
AND OTHERS
JUST SAID,
"HEY...SEE YA WHEN YOU
GET BACK!"
EVENTUALLY,
HE GETS TO THE AIRPORT
AND
CHECKS IN,
AND ONE LADY
TAKING A
DIFFERENT FLIGHT,
ASKS HSR,
"ARE YOU GOING TO
AMSTERDAM?...BECAUSE IF YOU ARE...
I'LL SHOW YOU
AROUND!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"NAW...I'M GOING TO
BRAZIL AND
FLOAT DOWN THE
AMAZON A LITTLE!"
AND NOW SHE
SAYS,
"WELL, I HEAR THAT IT'S
A
VERY LONG RIVER...SO IT'LL
TAKE YOU A WHILE!...AND
...WATCH OUT FOR THE
AMAZONIAN WOMEN!"
AND THE CONVERSATION KEEPS GOING
AND
THEY TALK AND
LAUGH A LITTLE MORE.
THEN,
HSR FINALLY
GETS ON BOARD
HIS PLANE
AND SAYS,
"HELLO" TO THE
PILOT...
...THEN
HE TAKES HIS SEAT,
BUT...
...IT'S A LITTLE TOO
ROWDY,
SO HE GETS ANOTHER SEAT...
THEN
THE PLANE GETS READY FOR
TAKE OFF,
AND
THINGS GO FINE AND THEY ARE
ON THEIR WAYS!...
...GREAT!...
AND, OF COURSE...
AFTER A WHILE...
HE FALLS ASLEEP,
AND HE TRIES NOT TO
DREAM ABOUT
FALLING!
AND THEN,
HE WAKES UP
AND
KEEPS
A SPARSE CONVERSATION
WITH ANOTHER
"I LIKE YOUR VESSEL, SIR!...
DO YOU NEED A GUIDE?...
...BECAUSE I'M GOOD...
DO YOU KNOW THAT
THIS RIVER SHIFTS AROUND
NATURALLY!"
"WELL, SAYS HSR, "THAT SOUNDS
GOOD!...WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON!"
SO
THEY GO DOWN THE RIVER
SOME
AND THEY SEE
OTHER PEOPLE
HERE AND
THERE,
AND
WATERFALLS
AND
ALSO SOME
GATORS AND
PANTHERS!
NOW, THE LADY SAYS.
'I SEE THAT YOUR
BOAT HAS A
NICE KITCHEN!...
...I'M AN EXCELLENT COOK!
I ALSO NEED TO TELL YOU THAT
AMSTERDAM?...BECAUSE IF YOU ARE...
I'LL SHOW YOU
AROUND!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"NAW...I'M GOING TO
BRAZIL AND
FLOAT DOWN THE
AMAZON A LITTLE!"
AND NOW SHE
SAYS,
"WELL, I HEAR THAT IT'S
A
VERY LONG RIVER...SO IT'LL
TAKE YOU A WHILE!...AND
...WATCH OUT FOR THE
AMAZONIAN WOMEN!"
AND THE CONVERSATION KEEPS GOING
AND
THEY TALK AND
LAUGH A LITTLE MORE.
THEN,
HSR FINALLY
GETS ON BOARD
HIS PLANE
AND SAYS,
"HELLO" TO THE
PILOT...
...THEN
HE TAKES HIS SEAT,
BUT...
...IT'S A LITTLE TOO
ROWDY,
SO HE GETS ANOTHER SEAT...
THEN
THE PLANE GETS READY FOR
TAKE OFF,
AND
THINGS GO FINE AND THEY ARE
ON THEIR WAYS!...
...GREAT!...
AND, OF COURSE...
AFTER A WHILE...
HE FALLS ASLEEP,
AND HE TRIES NOT TO
DREAM ABOUT
FALLING!
AND THEN,
HE WAKES UP
AND
KEEPS
A SPARSE CONVERSATION
WITH ANOTHER
PASSENGER...
THEN
AFTER SOME HOURS
AFTER SOME HOURS
THEY ARE READY
TO LAND!...
NOW
HE MAKES IT ON OVER
TO THE START OF THE
NAPO RIVER,
WHICH TRIBUTES
INTO THE
MIGHTY AMAZON!
AND NOW...
...THAT
...THAT
HE'S AT THE WATER'S
EDGE,
HE GETS ON HIS
SPECIAL-ORDERED CRAFT,
WHICH WILL ALLOW HIM
TO
'DO IT WITH STYLE!'
BUT,
BEFORE HE
BEFORE HE
TAKES OFF,
A LADY SAILS
UP TO HIM
AND
ADMIRES HIS CRAFT,
AND SAYS,
DO YOU NEED A GUIDE?...
...BECAUSE I'M GOOD...
DO YOU KNOW THAT
THIS RIVER SHIFTS AROUND
NATURALLY!"
"WELL, SAYS HSR, "THAT SOUNDS
GOOD!...WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON!"
SO
THEY GO DOWN THE RIVER
SOME
AND THEY SEE
OTHER PEOPLE
HERE AND
THERE,
AND
WATERFALLS
AND
ALSO SOME
GATORS AND
PANTHERS!
NOW, THE LADY SAYS.
'I SEE THAT YOUR
BOAT HAS A
NICE KITCHEN!...
...I'M AN EXCELLENT COOK!
I ALSO NEED TO TELL YOU THAT
I'M GOING AS FAR
DOWN THE RIVER AS
SAN AUGUSTIN!"...
"OKAY, " SAYS HSR, "LET'S CATCH A FISH AND COOK IT!
SO THEY CATCH A COUPLE,
AND SHE
PREPARES THEM NICELY,
WITH A GOURMET TASTE!!...
"MAN, THIS SURE IS GOOD,"
SMILES A FULL-STOMACH HSR!
NOW THE GUIDE SAYS,
OH MY...
IT LOOKS LIKE A STORM
IS COMING!...LET'S PULL OVER TO THE SIDE AND
WAIT TILL TOMORROW!"
AND THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A GOOD PLAN,
BECAUSE IT RAINS WITH A
VENGENCE!...
AND OTHER RIVERS ARE
INUNDATED,
TOO!...
SO,
IN THEIR DRY CRAFT,
THEY TALK
AND EXCHANGE STORIES
INTO THE NIGHT
AS THEY REST AND PREPARE
FOR
THE NEXT DAY OF ADVENTURE!
SO...THE NEXT MORNING
THEY WAKE UP
AND HAVE A
NICE MEAL AND
HSR SAYS,
"I THINK THAT
I'LL TAKE A
SHORT WALK!"
AND HIS FRIEND SAYS,
GO RIGHT AHEAD, DEAR,
I'LL
WAIT HERE!"
NOW HE
WALKS THROUGH
THE
REALLY
THICK
BUT
ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT RAINS
REAL HARD AGAIN,
SO
HSR SITS DOWN UNDER
A TREE
AND DECIDES TO
WAIT IT OUT A LITTLE
AND HE NOTICES
A STRANGE PLANT
RIGHT
ABOVE HIM
AND IT'S DRIPPING
WITH RAIN WATER AND
HE
CATCHES SOME 'DRIP '
FROM THE PLANT!
HOWEVER,
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
THIS VISION
'SEEMINGLY STARTS TO
APPEAR'
IN FRONT OF HIM,
WHICH
IS
PROBABLY PRODUCED BY
THE POTENT PLANT SAP!...
AND
THE VISION
SEEMS TO SAY,
"WELCOME TO
MY PART OF THE
VEGETATION, SIR,
I DON'T GET MANY
PEOPLE AROUND HERE
SO
I'LL JUST TELL YOU
MY MESSAGE!...AND IT IS THIS,
I KNOW THAT IT IS
MAN'S
DUTY
TO EXPLORE,
BUT IF YOU
PERSONALLY CAN
JUST
'LOOK AT FROM A DISTANCE'
AT
MY NATURAL BEAUTY AND
PLEASE
DON'T ALTER THE RAINFORESTS!...
THIS WORLD WILL STAY
'SELF-SUSTAININGLY PURE!'
PLEASE TAKE HEED AND ENJOY
YOUR TRIP,
SIR!"
THEN
HSR OPENS HIS EYES,
WHICH HE THOUGHT WERE
ALREADY OPEN,
AND HE WALKS BACK TO HIS FRIEND
AND HIS CRAFT
AND SHE GREETS
HIM AND SAYS,
"YOU WERE GONE
FOR
TWO HOURS!
DID ANYTHING HAPPEN?"
"I GOT CAUGHT UP
IN THE RAIN
AND I HAD TO
WAIT IT OUT
AND
I HAD AT LEAST ONE
'DEEP THOUGHT THREAD' THAT I
CAN REMEMBER...
IT WAS A VISION TO
'NOT SPOIL THE
RAINFOREST!'"
HE RELATES...
THEN
SHE GETS
CLOSER TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK...HERE'S A DRINK!"
SO AFTER A SHORT,
SWEET TIME,
THEY GET BACK
ON THE WATER
TO SEE
WHAT OTHER
BEAUTY AWAITS THEM!...
"If You are ever in a
'War Zone,' please
Tread Safely!"
"The Bright Lights...
..in The Big City!...
Yes!...There's a
'Special Feel'
about the Place!
...But...I warn You...
just because there's
Concrete, and
Lots of things
to do,
and Protective Social Services,
and Universities and
the
Night Life and
Much more...well...
it's still a
'Jungle' out there,
where only the
Strongest
Survive!'
Don't let the
'Metropolitan Facade'
Fool You!
There just
may be
Yes!...People with
'Ulterior Motives!
So,
when Mass War and Destruction
occur on the Streets,
it may look like
this...in the
'Concrete Jungle!'
And the Results from all
of this Mayhem
is
not a
Pretty Sight!...Such a Wasteland!...
Oh Boy...sometimes
...you'll
have to
Run...
...or even
hide...to stay Safe and Alive!
So Those Things and more,
including Robberies, Carjackings,
Identity Theft,
make these
'Dangers on the Streets!'
And there
are also things that can...
'Declare War'
against
Your Teeth!
Smoking can really
'Stain Them Up!'
And too much
alcohol can
make you forget about
the Urgency of Oral Hygiene!
And other 'War-like' Injuries can
happen
to the Mouth
when
One's Front Teeth
Accept Attacks!
But the Real Culprits
in the
'Wars Against The Mouth'
are the
Acid-producing
Bacteria!
Over time,
the Acids from Dietary Sugars digested
by the Bacteria can
put
real holes in the Teeth!...And
leave Your mouth
looking like
an
Ugly
War
Zone,
where a lot of
Destruction and
Inter-Bacterial fighting
Happen!
But remember...
Sugar
is a
Major cause of Tooth Decay!
Yes!...
People with Dental Problems can get
really Upset!
But We can
fight back
with our
Own
Weapons against
Mouth Destruction!...Mainly with
Nightly Flossing
and thorough
Brushing,
and
Rinsing with a
Remineralizing Mouthwash!...That Simple!...
No!...One doesn't have to run away
in Fear!...Exercise Control
over Your
Dental Plaque!
So, please, People...
fight the good fight
when ever You can
and wherever
You are, and
...'Stay Woke' on the Streets...
and
'Stay Woke'
on Your Teeth!'...
May you have many...
..."In This Life...
Nothing is Guaranteed!...
Things can be
'Going Perfectly'
Your Way...
...and then...
...Bam!...
...A 'Big Change' comes!...
...And You Might not
even see it Coming!...
We need to exercise
'Constant Vigilance'
to not get caught up!
So You just
might say that
just to keep things
going in This World,
One may have to
Maintain A
'War Footing!"...
..."Hollywood!...What are
...You doing Later?"...
..."Are You a 49ers Fan?...
You are?...I can tell
by the
way You Swagger!"...
..."Doctor Report never
talks about his Work
around Me!...I
guess that
He has More Important
Things to Do!"...
...smiles!
"Living in the
'Big City,'
there's always
the Sirens and
the Noise, and
sometimes
Fire Crackers...or...Gunshots!
But,
when
Doctor Report's here with Me...
when
Doctor Report's here with Me...
it's all Peace and Quiet!"
"This Month has been
something else!
I mean...
...all of the
Baby Teeth I'm collecting...
have No Cavities!"
Have You Ever Been...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where She Asks,
"Hollywood!...With this New Year...
...Can We....
...Try Something New?"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Hey Guys,
I did this Dance at the
Biofilm Community Center Party
and...
the Ladies Loved Me!"
"I tell You...My Girlfriend
said that she's
tired of Me and My streptococcus Friends
and she's tired of staphylococcus and
actinomyces!
She wants to try the
Bad Boy, New Kid here...
carious predators wingeulus!"
Some People know
when to Duck!
"Saundra, I know that
He's Handsome and all,
but,
I want a Man that's
excellent 'In the Streets,'
and in
The Wars!"
"I've got Extra Clips
for These Guys!"
"Yes!...Lull the Microbiome into
a False Sense of Security
So They will be
easily expendable!"
"That's Them!...
One...Two...Three...Yaaaaah!...
...Got 'Um!"
When ever there is
True Love,
sometimes there
are Tears!
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