"Hey...You...With The...'Squeaky Clean'...Mouth!...Way To Go!...Show That...Dental Biofilm...Who's The Boss...
...Over Your...Turf!...
"Hey!...
Please don't put
Your Face
up close
to Me
on the Screen
if Your Mouth
is not
...Squeaky Clean!...
...Thank You!"
I Love the Flowers and Their Fragrances!
And
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report’s Breath
smells the same Way,
when his Oral Hygiene
is
‘On Point!’
...But...
when it’s not,
I let him know that
He needs to
...'Practice What He Preaches!'"
"Sir Report!...
When was the
Last Time
You made it
Squeak?"
"Wait a Minute!...
You want Me to
go with you...
...just as I am...
...right now...
To Paris...Then Monaco...
...For a Month?...
“Last Week,
I saw two People
floating down
the Amazon River
in
no hurry whatsoever!...I...
...wonder who they are?"
...wonder who they are?"
"Sir...What ever Brings You To...
My Side Of The Island?"
"Oh Dear HSR...
Please come and visit us
again
in Venice!"
“Hi Hollywood!...
…I’m an Agent from the ‘Dream Force’…
…just checking You out!...
…You had a lot of
Junk and Cobwebs
in Your Cerebral File Folder…
…but I Scrubbed it clean
so that
You can start fresh…
…with a Clean Slate!”
"Hollywood...
...if You think that
You can
'Best Me'
in Judo Grappling...
You are
'More than Welcome'
to try!"
“You probably know that
because I combat frequently
in the
'Dental Hygiene Wars,'
that I Know Better to
Keep My Mouth Squeaky Clean!”
You and Your
‘I’m Glad that
there's
This Blog
so that I can
‘Escape and Enjoy’
some
‘Unpredictable Dental Voyages’'
Smiles
are
‘I’m Glad that
there's
This Blog
so that I can
‘Escape and Enjoy’
some
‘Unpredictable Dental Voyages’'
Smiles
are
sort of okay to
'Adventure on the
Couch'...
...for now!
Your
'Hardly Any Plaque Left'
Episode
is brought to You by
the Mysterious Moon,
which,
even when it’s a Crescent Moon,
has many
'Supernatural Stories'
and
‘Wildly Flavorful
Interpretations!’
"OMGosh!...I hope that
HSR is alright
with his
'Unsteady-When-He-Needs-To-Be-Steady Self!
Hey!...HSR
Steady yourself...or...
You're going to be in a
'World of Hurt!'...Are You listening?...Maybe message not received!...Oh well!...
While We
wait for Him to get back to us,
let's
anthropologically dig
and continue
where He left off
with the Post,
"This Is What The Profession Of Dentistry May Look Like...100 Years...And...10,000 Years...
From Now!...
and
that is where
THIS LADY SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR...
I'M GLAD
THAT
YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING
TO BE THE
OUTER SPACE DENTIST
FOR OUR ANDROMEDA
GALAXY OUTPOST!...
WE'RE
READY TO
BLAST OFF!"...
SO THE CREW GETS
ON BOARD AND
AFTER SOME
OF THAT
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
STUFF,
WE HAVE A
SUCCESSFUL
LIFT OFF!...
AND...
...WILD BLUE YONDER...
AND AFTER A WHILE,
WE GET TO THE
INTERNATIONAL
SPACE STATION
AND SUCCESSFULLY
DOCK ON BOARD!
"ASTRONAUT HSR," SAYS
THIS LADY, "I'M SORRY, BUT
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
CUT THE PLEASANTRIES SHORT!...
WE NEED TO PROCEED
STRAIGHT TO ZOOMERIA CLUSTER
IMMEDIATELY!"
"BUT I HAVE PATIENTS WHO HAVE
BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS
TO SEE ME HERE,"
EXPLAINS HSR...
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,
AND
THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO
WAIT FOR NOW!" SHE
EMPHASIZES...
SO,
THEY EMBARK ON THEIR
ULTRA-FAST
'SPACE BULLET'
SHIP
AND
THEY ENGAGE
AN EXOTIC WARP DRIVE
TO GET
THEM THERE
IN A HURRY!
AND AS THEY ARE
MOVING AT SUPER-RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS,
SHE SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR,"
"WE ARE GOING TO
OUR 'GALAXION'
SHIP,
AND GET BRIEFED
ON A SECRET MISSION!"
"I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO
DO SOME
GOOD 'OL
'ASTRODENTISTRY!" SMILES HSR...
"SOMETHING BIG HAS COME UP AND
WE ARE
ORDERED TO
REPURPOSE
OUR MISSIONS!" SHE EXPLAINS...
'WELL, LET'S
DO IT, THEN!" SAYS
HSR, READY
FOR SOME ADVENTURE!
SPEEDING THEIR WAY TO ZOOMERIA,
THE SHIP STARTS TO
'ACT UP!'
AS THEY COME TO A STAND STILL
THE LADY ASKS,
"YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH THE WORKINGS
OF THIS SHIP, RIGHT?"
"I AM...SOMEWHAT!"
HE SAYS BACK,
"I'LL SEE
WHAT'S UP!"
SO
HSR GOES TO THE ENGINE ROOM
AND FIDDLES AROUND
WITH SOME
STUFF!...
"AWW, MAN!...I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE OF
THE SHIP
AND MAKE A QUICK REPAIR!" HE DETERMINES...
SO, NEXT, HE
GOES OUTSIDE
AND MAKES THE
NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS,
AND JUST AS HE IS
ABOUT TO
GO BACK
INTO THE SHIP,
HIS ARM MISTAKENLY
TOUCHES A CONTROL PANEL!...
...AND...
WHAT'S THIS!...
...THE SHIP TAKES
OFF...
...BUT...
WITHOUT HIM INSIDE...
AND HE SCREAMS,
"WHAT THE........FAAAAAAAAA.....!"
AS THE BULLET SHIP
PEELS AWAY...
...FAR, FAR AWAY...
...VERY FAST!...
SO,
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT!...
...ASTRONAUT HSR
IS IN SUPER DEEP SKY SPACE
WITH OUT A SHIP...
...AND...
ALL HE HAS
IS
THE
SUIT ON HIS BACK?...
"OH MY
EFFIN' GOSH!..."
"WELL," HE SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"IT'S BEEN NICE
KNOWING YOU, BUDDY," AS HE
SEES A CELESTIAL NEIGHBOR
PASSING BY!
AND AFTER A WHILE...
HIS OXYGEN STARTS TO RUN LOW
AND THE STARS
START TO GIVE OFF
AN
EERY FEELING!
BUT...WHAT'S THIS!...
HSR SEES SOME
'APPARITIONS'
QUICKLY COME OVER TO HIM!
NOW,
THIS ONE 'BEING'
SAYS TO HSR,
"WHAT ARE YOU SEEKING IN OUR
AREA OF THE DARK MATTER?
DO YOU WISH TO MAKE OFF
WITH OUR
ELECTROMAGNICITY?"
"HI THERE!, WHOEVER YOU ARE...
I JUST GOT LEFT
BY MY SHIP
AND I
JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO!" HE CRIES...
NOW,
ANOTHER 'BEING'
NEXT TO THE
FIRST SAYS,
I DETECT THAT YOU, MISTER ALIEN, ARE A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!...
...IS THAT TRUE?"
"I'VE BEEN TOLD SUCH!," SAYS HSR,
"WELL...WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO
WITH ME?"
"YOU'LL FIND OUT
SOON ENOUGH," SAYS
THE LADY...
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
POOF!...
...THEY'RE GONE!...
...
NOW,
AS HSR
IS BEING
TAKEN SOMEWHERE,
HE SENSES HIMSELF
HURTLING
THROUGH
THE COSMOS,
UNTIL THEY REACH
A LONE SHIP!
SO,
WITH HIM BEING A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS.
INTO AN
'ALTERNATIVE SUBSTANCE!'
AND,
HE ASKS ONE OF THE 'BEINGS'
WITH HIM,
"THIS IS A NICE
BIOLOGICALLY-COMPATIBLE SHIP...
...WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
ONE OF THE BEINGS
RELATES,
"BEFORE I ANSWER,
I'D LIKE TO
CHANGE
MYSELF INTO
SOMETHING MORE
'COMFORTABLE!'"
NOW,
SHE
LOOKS AT HSR AND SAYS,
"NOW WHERE WERE WE?...OH YES...
...YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE!
WELL,
TELL ME,
WEREN'T YOU
THE ONE STRANDED
IN EMPTY SPACE,
IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
"I GUESS SO,"
ADMITS HSR...
"OUR COLONY HERE
NEEDS YOUR
'CYBERGRAPHICUS GENOTYPE'
TO REPOPULATE
OUR
DWINDLING SPECIES!
THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOU!,"
SAYS
THE BEING, "YOU ARE NOW
TO GO INTO
'THE SPHERE' WITH
OUR
'RECEPTIVE ONE,'
LUNARIA PARSEC!...AND YOU
WILL BE REWARDED
WITH AMPLE SUPPLIES
AND A
'SWIFT SPACE SHIP'
THAT WILL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE!"
"OKAY...LET'S PROCEED!" SMILES HSR...
SO, THEY ARE NOW
TRANSPORTED TO
THE SPHERE
AND ONCE INSIDE,
THEY START TO
'SEE EYE TO EYE!'
BUT CYBERGRAPHICUSES
DON'T EMPHASIZE
WHAT HUMANS DO...
...FIRST THEY COLIMATE
INTO
THEIR OWN DISCRETE
'PLASMA LASER PHOTONS,'
THEN THEY
'IMPOSSIBLY'
BEND AND INTERMINGLE
THEIR LIGHTS,
WHICH BREAKS ALL KNIDS
OF LAWS OF
PHYSICS!..
THEN,
THEY GO THROUGH
CONTINUOUS
'DECONSTRUCT/RECONSTRUCT'
PHASE CYCLES, BOTH OF
THEM!...
THEN HSR'S
BIOCHEMICAL MAKE UP
'BIOLOGICALLY
SHIFTS INTO
'CIRCULATORY HIGH GEAR'
AND
FIREWORKS APPEAR
IN THE SPHERE!
AND THE SPACE TIME COORDINATES
IN THE 'LOCAL AREA'
RESPOND TO
ALL OF THIS
BY
'REFLECTING UNDULATING
FREQUENCIES THAT LET
EVERYONE KNOW
FROM LIGHT YEARS AWAY
THAT
ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF
ENERGETIC ENTROPY
ARE BEING
'UNLEASHED,' AND THE
'PROMISE OF PROGENY'
IS BEING
SOLIDIFIED!
AND NOW,
LUNARIA PARSEC,
SAYS,
"YOUR
ELECTROMAGNICITY...
...WHY...I HAVE NEVER...."
THEN,
THE OTHER BEING
BUTTS IN AND SAYS,
"HOLD ON A MINUTE, SIR,
MORE OF YOUR SERVICES ARE NEEDED
AND
YOU ARE
TO ALSO
'DO WINDOWS'
BEFORE YOU CAN GO!"
SO, HSR,
HAPPILY FULFILLS
ALL REQUESTS MADE OF
HIM
AND
EVENTUALLY
HE GETS HIS
AND
AS SOON
AS HE GETS IN...
HE SWITCHES ON
HIS
'GALACTICAL
WORM DRIVE'
TO
'EXIT STAGE LEFT'
AND
HE
COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER!
"Sometimes I’d like to Live without a
Care in the World!”
Care in the World!”
Ladies and Gentlemen,
and
all of You Outside
of the Binary Orientation System!...
...Hi there!
We are 'Social Animals,'
but we react
to
Our Environment!...
And We react
to Other
People's
Breath!
So,
it behooves Us to,
when it comes to
'Breath Matters,'
just
follow the
'KISS Principle,'
but in Dentistry, it's not
'Keep it Simple, Stupid'...
...no...it's
'Keep it Squeaky,
Silly!...as in 'Squeaky Clean!'
Yes!...
And then...when you
inhale, then especially
exhale, your breath
better be 'Sweet,' or at least
Neutral!...or else
People within a short distance
may
'react truthfully!'
It's the Truth!...Loving Relationships
have 'Gone Sour'
because of
'sour breath!'
So please take these three
simple Steps to
on Body Odor Matters!
And...
...it's easy!
...Just floss
all of Your Embrasures thoroughly,
then brush
here
there, and
everywhere!
Then,
follow up with
an Adequate
Mouth Rinse...
properly applied, of course!
Then, You are 'good to go'
at least
until the next time
you eat!
Also,
try to
limit your intake
of Onions
and Garlic,
if you like to
whisper into
Your Friend's ear!
Also, remember that
some medications
can give
the dreaded
Halitosis!
"Hollywood...You Love my Breath?...
...Aww, Yay!"
"I like, and He likes,
the Scent of
My Fresh Dentition!"
"I eliminated the Breath Part...
...it's Cool!...
...Now...
I've got to just
try and
'Win Him Over!'"
"Your Face is
...So Beautiful!"
"Let me see...
this guy is a
Multimillionaire, but
my
'Breathometer' here
gives His breath
a 'Fail!'...I'm...
Outta Here!"
"I Love being..
'Certified Squeaky!'"
"That's right...
...I'm telling' You...
...Take it from me!...
...A Warning!...
...Make your Breath and
Teeth
so clean that
'They Squeak!'
...or...believe me
...you'll get...
...'Socially Chomped!"
May you have many...
…“The Quest for Perfection is an
Admirable Goal!...
We are Imperfect Beings,
but it’s
always good to reach out
and
make Things Better...
And Their Best!...Yes!...
Your ‘Personal Sets of Values,’
and what You
Demand of Yourself,
determines to what degree
You will
...‘Distill and Make Pure,’
Your Efforts!”…
..."Hey, Hollywood!...
…I see that You’re back
from your Amazon River Trip Last Week!...
...Oh…
and I…
…Like Your Tan!”...
…“Today’s the Anniversary Date of when
I first met Doctor Report
when We were in
High School!...
…But I don’t tell Him!”…
...“I have a Dilemma!...
…’You know Who’
wants to go Sailing
to an Island on a small boat with Him…
…and He urgently wants Me to come with him!...
I really Love Him, but…
…I don’t want to take a Chance on that ‘Big Wide Open Ocean!...
…But if I don’t go…
…some other Woman will!...
...smiles!
“Now I’m finally...
...in my Own
'Dream in Paradise,'
but
Hollywood’s nowhere around!”
“I have to ‘Swoop Down’
and go through
that partially-open
Window to get
'The Tooth!'...
…But…
…I’ve done it before!”
"Okay, Girls!.....As Soon As He Walks Through The Door...
...You Know What To Do!...
Meanwhile...Back At ThePlace Where The...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“My new Sword slash Scaler will
Expire all of ‘um!”
“Please, You Hygienists!...
...I’ll tell You Anything You want to Know…
Just don’t Hurt Me!”
“I woke up
on the Wrong Side of the Bed
this Morning!...
...I’m gonna ‘
on the Wrong Side of the Bed
this Morning!...
...I’m gonna ‘
...kick some
'Extra A’
in the ‘Wars’ Today!”
“These can split one of the Hairs on Your Head…
Wanna Try?’
Much to the Consternation of the
Hygenist’s Contingent,
the Bacteria in The Biofilm...
Hygenist’s Contingent,
the Bacteria in The Biofilm...
proliferates incessantly!
"Hey Big Bird!...
...Are You flying over to
...Are You flying over to
the Operculum?"...
"Yeah!...But why in the World
would I
want to take you there?"
"Well...there’s a Party over there
and
I want to help
create an Infection!”
"Two Practice Rounds of Sparring before we go in the Field?...
...Okay!"
"I just Love it
when My Host
eats a
'Frozen Slushie!"
“Well, Daffy…
…Why don’t You
…Why don’t You
...come in and find out?”
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