Friday, July 14, 2017

Don't Even "Effin' " Think About Brushing Your Teeth Before Flossing!




"Hi, there!

Feeling hot outside?

Well, here...have some almost-frozen


ice water!

And here's a snow storm to help cool you down some...


...even if only mentally!





So a friend says, "Let's have a fat slice of your favorite cake!"


But, in that cake you find a small flash drive


that you almost chomp on,

then you


look at the contents of the drive on your computer...

and lo and behold!,

There's HSR about to get into some


more thick complications,

like in his last adventure, on the post, 

"These Beautiful Ladies...Are Throwing "Thank You" Kisses ...To Their Enlightening Dentists!...Part 1.,"

where you and your "limit and say "no" to yourself sometimes...it may save you a world of grief!" smile, SEE HSR STARTING HIS HOT-AIR


BALLON QUEST ON SAN DIEGO'S


POINT LOMA


BY HIS OLD COLLEGE


POINT LOMA U., WITH IT'S PERENNIALLY BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS


THAT ALWAYS BLOW THE MIND...

SO, IN THE LAST ADVENTURES

ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF HAPPENED!...

LIKE, GIVING FREE RIDES TO SWEET-LOOKING GOURMET-COOKING TWINS AND THEIR POOCHES



AND EVEN GETTING FORCED TO FLY AWAY BY A DEADLY BUT BEAUTIFUL SPY!...


WHO ALSO JUST HAPPENS TO LEAVE HIM A LOT OF DOUGH...



AND "SENDS HSR TO HEAVEN" WITH THIS  ELECTRIFYING "CZECHOSLOVAKIAN KISS"



BEFORE SHE JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO ESCAPE IN A SUBMARINE!...

BUT,

HSR MUST CONTINUE TO FLY ON,

AND HE FINALLY LANDS AT

THE ONE AND ONLY VENICE BEACH...


WITH ALL OF ITS SPECTACLES...AND THE HUGE ZOO OF PEOPLE...

AND, AFTER TAKING A WALK AND CHECKING OUT


THE BEACH AREA

HSR'S SURPRISED THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SEEING AND POINTING TO A HOT-AIR BALLON


ON FIRE IN THE SKY!...

AND IT FALLS HELPLESSLY 

INTO THE OCEAN



"WAIT!...THAT'S  MY EFFIN' BALLOON...

SOMEBODY JACKED MY ONLY TRANSPO!

WELL, AT LEAST...

I GOT A FAT BAG ON ME...

THAT I BETTER PROTECT!," SAYS HSR...

...

SO NOW, HE HAS A LARGE WOMAN'S PURSE FILLED WITH

SEQUENTIAL LARGE CURRENCY, AND,

JUST THEN, A WOMAN TRIES TO PRY HSR, ASKING


"HI HANDSOME!, CAN I TRADE BAGS WITH YOU?...

AND I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU TO LUNCH...MY TREAT!"

"OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD," ANSWERS HSR, "BUT I'M IN A LITTLE BIT OF A RUSH RIGHT NOW!"

AND

HSR QUICKENS HIS PACE OUT OF THE "HUSTLER-FILLED" BEACH AREA!...

SO, HSR NOW THINKS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT HIM--MAYBE A LITTLE STRANGELY--

BECAUSE HE'S CLUTCHING A BIG FEMALE PURSE!

"I'LL GO INTO THIS 99 CENT STORE

AND GET A LARGE SHOPPING BAG AND MAYBE A BACK PACK,

SO I'LL  LOOK MORE NORMAL"...

...

"HELLO YOUNG LADY," GREETS HSR TO THIS LADY...


"HOW MAY I HELP YOU, SIR," SHE ASKS


AND HSR SAYS, "I'M TRYING TO FIND A FIVE AND DIME STORE AROUND HERE...

KNOW OF ANY?"

"SURE, ONE'S THIS WAY...COME ON," SHE HELPS


"JUST GO 


AROUND THIS NEXT CORNER!

"THANKS!, "SMILES HSR TO THE KIND LADY...

SO HSR WALKS ON OVER INTO THE STORE


WITH HIS LADY'S PURSE FROM THE SPY

THAT HAS A MILLION DOLLARS IN IT!

AND HSR BUYS A BACK PACK AND SOME FOOD

AND GETS OUT OF THERE!...



BUT HE FEELS LIKE HE'S STILL "BEING WATCHED!"...

"MAYBE I'LL GO TO A MOTEL


AND GET A ROOM BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK!" THINKS HSR...

"HELLO, HONEYBOY!


 "WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR EVERY NEED?" VOLUNTEERS THIS VERY MOTIVATED WOMAN...

"THANKS, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW," RETURNS HSR...

"WELL THIS IS MY SPOT...SO COME WHEN YOU NEED ME, KAY!" SHE FINALLY RELENTS...

"SURE!" SAYS HSR AS HE KEEPS MOVING...

"YOUNG MAN," PLAY CRIES THIS WOMAN,


"I LOST MY LITTLE PUPPY, AND I'D LIKE YOU TO

HELP ME FIND HIM...CAN YOU COME WITH ME THIS WAY TO SEE IF HE'S THERE?"

"I'M A LITTLE LATE FOR A MEETING, SORRY THAT I CAN'T HELP!" SAYS HSR,

NOT BREAKING HIS STRIDE...

"POR FAVOR, SENOR" SAYS THIS LADY THAT HE PASSES


AND HSR GIVES THE LADY SOME LOOSE CHANGE, BUT

HE FEELS LIKE HE NEEDS TO SLIP THE LADY A HUNDIE, BUT

MANY THINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE HERE

SO HE LEAVES IT AT THAT...

AND HSR PASSES BY A MALL


WITH A CROWD OF PEOPLE


AND HSR FINALLY REACHES THE MOTEL OFFICE


BUT BEFORE GOING IN HE DISCREETLY TAKES OUT SOME CASH AND

THEN ASKS FOR ONE ROOM FOR THE NIGHT

AND HE WALKS TO THE ROOM


BUT WHEN HE GETS INSIDE,


HE TURNS OUT THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM,


BECAUSE HE HEARS THAT MOTELS AND HOTELS HAVE CAMERAS IN THE ROOMS,

THEN, HE TRANSFERS THE CASH INTO HIS NEW BACKPACK,

AND AFTER THAT ,

HE OPENS TWO CEILING PANELS


AND PLACES THE BACK PACK IN THE RECESS

AND CLOSES THE CEILING BACK...

THEN HE LAYS DOWN

...

AND

AFTER SOME UNEASY TOSSING AND TURNING


HE FINALLY NODS OFF...

BUT HE DREAMS ABOUT WAY BACK IN


MARTIAL ARTS CLASS

AND HE DREAMS WHEN HE MADE THE MISTAKE OF MESSING WITH


HIS LITTLE SISTER!...

THEN

HSR WAKES UP!...

WHEN HE


HEARS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR!

...

OMG!

"OPEN UP...IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" SHOUTS SOMEONE...

THEN, SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE A KEY

THEY JUST BARGE RIGHT ON IN


AND THIS GUY SEARCHES  THE PLACE

THEN HE GOES THROUGH THE STORE BAG

AND THE BAG THAT USED TO HAVE THE CASH!...

WHEW!...

BUT HE ONLY FINDS...

DIRTY UNDERWEAR!

"SORRY SIR, FOR THE INCONVENIENCE...I HAVE THE WRONG PERSON!" THE GUY SAYS...

AND JUST WALKS OFF!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

SO HSR SEES THE GUY LEAVE AND GET INTO AN OLD BOAT


"THAT AIN'T EVEN THE POLICE!" SAYS AN UPSET HSR!

"MAN, THIS PLACE IS TOO FUNKY!...I SHOULD SPLIT NOW AND LEAVE!

SO HSR LEAVES THE ROOM AND HAILS A TAXI!...


AND FINALLY GETS A RIDE


OUTTA TOWN...

BUT CAN HE EVEN TRUST THIS GUY?

                        Love Toothbrush®
















"Turn on the good places in your brain!"














Hey, people!...

If you refuse to floss before you brush,

do you think that a light motivational spanking


...is appropriate?

Well, come to think about it...

Some of you might be into that


sort of thing!

...so it might not be a deterrent!



Well, anyway...

I'll repeat it one more time!

Floss first,


 then brush,


then rinse...


...and memorize that non-deviating sequence!

Floss first--to rid the spaces that are between teeth and under the gums

of embedded food particles


that wedge, wiggle, and otherwise "show up as strays" into those tight places...

...thanks to the rough and pulverizing tornado


 and compression forces of mastication


 inside the  mouth!

Yes!...things get smashingly violent and broken up in


the oral cavity!

Animal bones are crushed,

Stuff gets


torn to shreds

and other foods are repetitively chomped, beaten to a pulp, and


helplessly slurrified into an almost unrecognizable paste  before all of it is thrown down the hatch and swallowed


past the point of no return!

And the mouth doesn't apologize and say "sorry"


to the food, for being treated so rudely!

But when you think about it...it all boils down to...it's either "us"...or the "edibles!"

...Eat, or be eaten!


(The Hulk's food, you know, doesn't even stand a chance!...it's smithereens gone!)

...

Yes, flossing gets in tight areas,

where the foundational toothbrush is just way too bulky to access

You bet!...it's the same squeezed up place "where the Sun hardly


gets through!"

Our "Vast Mouth Zoo" contains small ugly critters


not quite like this, but... you get the picture!

Hundreds and hundreds of different types of extremely tiny bacteria species,


numbering millions upon millions,

hide and set up shop in these same betwixt teeth spaces,

and they call it their own "Home Sweet Home!"

...and they, by nature, ceaselessly


replicate and grow!

And who knows if all of them know each other by name?

...

Did you know,...

that before floss was widely available to the public,

everyone...

...around the 1819s and before

had interdentally-caused bad breath...it was an accepted thing!


...with some breaths far worse


than others!

Thank you, Levi Spear Parmly,


for inventing dental floss!

So, people...please...

 minimize "plaquy-gunk" in your between teeth cave spaces and


tunnels!

It's for your own good!

Believe me...others will notice your clean, attractive, and "almost perfumy" breath!

And look, I don't care if you tidy your mouth up before or after your favorite activities...


Just floss first!...

And you'll feel so much better

and cleaner,

that...

you just may start your day...


feeling fabulous!









May you have many...being in the country is a nice break from being in the city, where some people



get all up into things


 that maybe they shouldn't--then again--


...maybe they should!...OMG! It's so windy, that my umbrella!--Hollywood, can you help me 


push it in hard and deep, and make sure that it stays there for a while!..."Oh, you're Dr. Report, our substitute Biochemistry teacher, well, thank you for coming to our college--


We're the Welcoming Committee!"...smiles!





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