"Hi, there!
Feeling hot outside?
Well, here...have some almost-frozen
And here's a snow storm to help cool you down some...
So a friend says, "Let's have a fat slice of your favorite cake!"
then you
look at the contents of the drive on your computer...
and lo and behold!,
There's HSR about to get into some
more thick complications,
like in his last adventure, on the post,
"These Beautiful Ladies...Are Throwing "Thank You" Kisses ...To Their Enlightening Dentists!...Part 1.,"
where you and your "limit and say "no" to yourself sometimes...it may save you a world of grief!" smile, SEE HSR STARTING HIS HOT-AIR
BALLON QUEST ON SAN DIEGO'S
POINT LOMA
BY HIS OLD COLLEGE
POINT LOMA U., WITH IT'S PERENNIALLY BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS
THAT ALWAYS BLOW THE MIND...
SO, IN THE LAST ADVENTURES
ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF HAPPENED!...
LIKE, GIVING FREE RIDES TO SWEET-LOOKING GOURMET-COOKING TWINS AND THEIR POOCHES
AND EVEN GETTING FORCED TO FLY AWAY BY A DEADLY BUT BEAUTIFUL SPY!...
AND "SENDS HSR TO HEAVEN" WITH THIS ELECTRIFYING "CZECHOSLOVAKIAN KISS"
BEFORE SHE JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO ESCAPE IN A SUBMARINE!...
BUT,
HSR MUST CONTINUE TO FLY ON,
AND HE FINALLY LANDS AT
THE ONE AND ONLY VENICE BEACH...
WITH ALL OF ITS SPECTACLES...AND THE HUGE ZOO OF PEOPLE...
AND, AFTER TAKING A WALK AND CHECKING OUT
THE BEACH AREA
HSR'S SURPRISED THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SEEING AND POINTING TO A HOT-AIR BALLON
ON FIRE IN THE SKY!...
AND IT FALLS HELPLESSLY
INTO THE OCEAN
"WAIT!...THAT'S MY EFFIN' BALLOON...
SOMEBODY JACKED MY ONLY TRANSPO!
WELL, AT LEAST...
I GOT A FAT BAG ON ME...
THAT I BETTER PROTECT!," SAYS HSR...
...
SO NOW, HE HAS A LARGE WOMAN'S PURSE FILLED WITH
SEQUENTIAL LARGE CURRENCY, AND,
JUST THEN, A WOMAN TRIES TO PRY HSR, ASKING
"HI HANDSOME!, CAN I TRADE BAGS WITH YOU?...
AND I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU TO LUNCH...MY TREAT!"
"OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD," ANSWERS HSR, "BUT I'M IN A LITTLE BIT OF A RUSH RIGHT NOW!"
AND
HSR QUICKENS HIS PACE OUT OF THE "HUSTLER-FILLED" BEACH AREA!...
SO, HSR NOW THINKS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT HIM--MAYBE A LITTLE STRANGELY--
BECAUSE HE'S CLUTCHING A BIG FEMALE PURSE!
"I'LL GO INTO THIS 99 CENT STORE
AND GET A LARGE SHOPPING BAG AND MAYBE A BACK PACK,
SO I'LL LOOK MORE NORMAL"...
...
"HELLO YOUNG LADY," GREETS HSR TO THIS LADY...
"HOW MAY I HELP YOU, SIR," SHE ASKS
AND HSR SAYS, "I'M TRYING TO FIND A FIVE AND DIME STORE AROUND HERE...
KNOW OF ANY?"
"SURE, ONE'S THIS WAY...COME ON," SHE HELPS
"JUST GO
AROUND THIS NEXT CORNER!
"THANKS!, "SMILES HSR TO THE KIND LADY...
SO HSR WALKS ON OVER INTO THE STORE
WITH HIS LADY'S PURSE FROM THE SPY
THAT HAS A MILLION DOLLARS IN IT!
AND HSR BUYS A BACK PACK AND SOME FOOD
AND GETS OUT OF THERE!...
BUT HE FEELS LIKE HE'S STILL "BEING WATCHED!"...
"MAYBE I'LL GO TO A MOTEL
AND GET A ROOM BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK!" THINKS HSR...
"HELLO, HONEYBOY!
"WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR EVERY NEED?" VOLUNTEERS THIS VERY MOTIVATED WOMAN...
"THANKS, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW," RETURNS HSR...
"WELL THIS IS MY SPOT...SO COME WHEN YOU NEED ME, KAY!" SHE FINALLY RELENTS...
"SURE!" SAYS HSR AS HE KEEPS MOVING...
"YOUNG MAN," PLAY CRIES THIS WOMAN,
"I LOST MY LITTLE PUPPY, AND I'D LIKE YOU TO
HELP ME FIND HIM...CAN YOU COME WITH ME THIS WAY TO SEE IF HE'S THERE?"
"I'M A LITTLE LATE FOR A MEETING, SORRY THAT I CAN'T HELP!" SAYS HSR,
NOT BREAKING HIS STRIDE...
"POR FAVOR, SENOR" SAYS THIS LADY THAT HE PASSES
AND HSR GIVES THE LADY SOME LOOSE CHANGE, BUT
HE FEELS LIKE HE NEEDS TO SLIP THE LADY A HUNDIE, BUT
MANY THINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE HERE
SO HE LEAVES IT AT THAT...
AND HSR PASSES BY A MALL
WITH A CROWD OF PEOPLE
BUT BEFORE GOING IN HE DISCREETLY TAKES OUT SOME CASH AND
THEN ASKS FOR ONE ROOM FOR THE NIGHT
AND HE WALKS TO THE ROOM
BUT WHEN HE GETS INSIDE,
HE TURNS OUT THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM,
BECAUSE HE HEARS THAT MOTELS AND HOTELS HAVE CAMERAS IN THE ROOMS,
THEN, HE TRANSFERS THE CASH INTO HIS NEW BACKPACK,
AND AFTER THAT ,
HE OPENS TWO CEILING PANELS
AND PLACES THE BACK PACK IN THE RECESS
AND CLOSES THE CEILING BACK...
THEN HE LAYS DOWN
...
AND
AFTER SOME UNEASY TOSSING AND TURNING
HE FINALLY NODS OFF...
BUT HE DREAMS ABOUT WAY BACK IN
MARTIAL ARTS CLASS
AND HE DREAMS WHEN HE MADE THE MISTAKE OF MESSING WITH
HIS LITTLE SISTER!...
THEN
HSR WAKES UP!...
WHEN HE
HEARS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR!
...
OMG!
"OPEN UP...IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" SHOUTS SOMEONE...
THEN, SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE A KEY
THEY JUST BARGE RIGHT ON IN
AND THIS GUY SEARCHES THE PLACE
THEN HE GOES THROUGH THE STORE BAG
AND THE BAG THAT USED TO HAVE THE CASH!...
WHEW!...
BUT HE ONLY FINDS...
DIRTY UNDERWEAR!
"SORRY SIR, FOR THE INCONVENIENCE...I HAVE THE WRONG PERSON!" THE GUY SAYS...
AND JUST WALKS OFF!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
SO HSR SEES THE GUY LEAVE AND GET INTO AN OLD BOAT
"THAT AIN'T EVEN THE POLICE!" SAYS AN UPSET HSR!
"MAN, THIS PLACE IS TOO FUNKY!...I SHOULD SPLIT NOW AND LEAVE!
SO HSR LEAVES THE ROOM AND HAILS A TAXI!...
AND FINALLY GETS A RIDE
OUTTA TOWN...
BUT CAN HE EVEN TRUST THIS GUY?
"Turn on the good places in your brain!"
Hey, people!...
If you refuse to floss before you brush,
do you think that a light motivational spanking
...is appropriate?
Well, come to think about it...
Some of you might be into that
sort of thing!
...so it might not be a deterrent!
Well, anyway...
I'll repeat it one more time!
Floss first,
Floss first--to rid the spaces that are between teeth and under the gums
of embedded food particles
that wedge, wiggle, and otherwise "show up as strays" into those tight places...
...thanks to the rough and pulverizing tornado
inside the mouth!
Yes!...things get smashingly violent and broken up in
the oral cavity!
Animal bones are crushed,
Stuff gets
torn to shreds
and other foods are repetitively chomped, beaten to a pulp, and
helplessly slurrified into an almost unrecognizable paste before all of it is thrown down the hatch and swallowed
past the point of no return!
And the mouth doesn't apologize and say "sorry"
to the food, for being treated so rudely!
But when you think about it...it all boils down to...it's either "us"...or the "edibles!"
...Eat, or be eaten!
(The Hulk's food, you know, doesn't even stand a chance!...it's smithereens gone!)
...
Yes, flossing gets in tight areas,
where the foundational toothbrush is just way too bulky to access
You bet!...it's the same squeezed up place "where the Sun hardly
gets through!"
Our "Vast Mouth Zoo" contains small ugly critters
not quite like this, but... you get the picture!
Hundreds and hundreds of different types of extremely tiny bacteria species,
numbering millions upon millions,
hide and set up shop in these same betwixt teeth spaces,
and they call it their own "Home Sweet Home!"
...and they, by nature, ceaselessly
replicate and grow!
And who knows if all of them know each other by name?
...
Did you know,...
that before floss was widely available to the public,
everyone...
...around the 1819s and before
had interdentally-caused bad breath...it was an accepted thing!
...with some breaths far worse
than others!
Thank you, Levi Spear Parmly,
So, people...please...
minimize "plaquy-gunk" in your between teeth cave spaces and
tunnels!
It's for your own good!
Believe me...others will notice your clean, attractive, and "almost perfumy" breath!
And look, I don't care if you tidy your mouth up before or after your favorite activities...
Just floss first!...
And you'll feel so much better
and cleaner,
that...
you just may start your day...
feeling fabulous!
May you have many...being in the country is a nice break from being in the city, where some people
get all up into things
that maybe they shouldn't--then again--
...maybe they should!...OMG! It's so windy, that my umbrella!--Hollywood, can you help me
push it in hard and deep, and make sure that it stays there for a while!..."Oh, you're Dr. Report, our substitute Biochemistry teacher, well, thank you for coming to our college--
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