..Munch On Somebody Else!”
"Just because We
eat Turkeys
for Thanksgiving,
Everyone in the World
doesn't do
the Same,
but
Everyone in the World
gives Thanks for What They have!"
"I Live in a
'Fashion Paradise!'...
I get to
Pose and
Act
like I don't have
a 'Care in The World!'
...Or that I
do 'Care about Everything!'
...Which ever way...
"I was Movin' Side to Side
just like This
at
The Third Annual 'Riot'
Last Week!"
...Hollywood...
...One More Story, Please!...
"It looks like
Fall
is Here again!....
...It's 'Raking' Time!"
"Doctor Report!...
The Reviews for Your
Halloween Party Last Week
are in...
and they're all
'Over The Top!'
But...
My Question is...
What's Going to
happen
Next Year?"
"I'm Thankful
for My Blessings
From The Lord,
including
My Health,
My Family,
My Livelihood...
...and...
My Dentist!"
"I still have a lot
of Candy
left over from
Halloween!
I think I'll ask
Doctor Report
what I should do with it!"
You and Your
'Of all of the Pies...
...Pumpkin Pies
are My Favorite'
Smiles
are
frantically searching
for some
Vanilla Ice Cream!
Your 'Pumpkin Patch'
Episode for Today
is brought to you by,
of course,
A
Dancing Pumpkin!
Hollywood was begging
his Grandma
for some
Pumpkin Pie so much
that
...I think
You get 'The Message!'
HSR needs to
Start Getting 'The Message!'
I mean...
Stuff Happens
and
_____ Happens!
...When will it End?
...When this Blog Ends, I guess...
But for now...
Things are gonna
'Go Cosmological,'
because
when we last saw
Him
IN
"What's Better Than...An Emerald Tiera...Or A Diamond And Ruby Crown...On Your Head?...I'll Tell You!...
A Long Bright Set Of Gorgeous...Enamel Pearly Whites Just Under Your Nose!...That's What!..."
AND
BEFORE THAT
IN
BEFORE THAT
IN
AND
EVEN BEFORE THAT,
DURING,
"Beware Of Celebrities Who
"Got Dey Tea Ficxt!"...Part 1."
HE IS
WORKING HIS WAY UP
HAWAII'S HIGHEST
OBSERVATORY
ON MAUNA KEA
AND AFTER
PASSING SOME
INDIGENOUS, PRETTY TREES
ON MAUNA KEA
AND AFTER
PASSING SOME
INDIGENOUS, PRETTY TREES
AND SHARES WITH HIM
SOME OF
HAWAII'S
MOST FAMOUS SNACK!...
NOW, HSR MAKES
THE REST OF THE TRIP
QUICK, SHORT, AND SWEET!...
WHEN HE GETS
TO THE MAIN GATE
HE IS PERSONALLY GREETED BY
THE HEAD ASTRONOMER
AND RESEARCHER,
PROFESSOR
VERONICA NICULESCU,
AND SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND
THE OBSERVATORY
THE OBSERVATORY
...WITH ITS PRIMARY MIRROR
AND SECONDARY MIRRORS...
AND HSR ASKS THE PROFESSOR,
"WHEN WE TALKED
ON THE PHONE,
YOU SAID THAT YOU
ARE STUDYING
MERGING
BLACK HOLE LANDSCAPES...
...ANY PROGRESS?" ASKS HSR...
"SLOWLY,"
RESPONDS THE PROFESSOR,
"I'M
LOOKING FOR MORE
BLACK HOLE CANDIDATES TO
POSSIBLY DEVELOP
NEW THEORIES
ABOUT WHERE
THE 'INGESTED MATERIALS'
END UP...
...DO THEY GO TO
A NEW UNIVERSE
INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE,
OR THROUGH A
'WORM HOLE,'
ONLY TO BE EJECTED AND
SHOW UP
WHO KNOWS
WHERE ELSE!"
"CAN I SHARE WITH YOU
A QUESTION OF MINE,
PROFESSOR NICULESCU,"
ASKS HSR.
"PLEASE DO!"
SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"BLACK HOLES
ARE LIKE THE
SHARKS AND VACUUM CLEANERS
OF THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT?"
ASKS HSR...
"MAYBE,"
RESPONDS THE PROFESSOR...
"WELL," CONTINUES HSR,
"IF BLACK HOLES
WERE SO 'ALL THAT,'
THE UNIVERSE,
OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS,
WOULD HAVE BEEN
SWALLOWED UP AND
GONE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?"
"MAYBE,"
SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"I THINK THAT
THERE'S TOO MUCH
MATTER,
ANTIMATTER,
DARK MATTER,
AND EVERY OTHER
MATTER
OUT THERE!
AND SOME STUFF PASSES BY
BLACK HOLES UNSCATHED!"
"DR. REPORT,"
CONTINUES THE PROFESSOR,
"IF SUBSTANCES GETS PAST THE EVENT HORIZON
AND THEY REACH WITHIN THE RING OF SINGULARITY...
IT'S ADIOS, AMIGOS!...
BUT
THE QUESTION IS...
HOW LONG WILL
THIS UNIVERSE LAST,
BILLIONS OR
TRILLIONS OF YEARS OR MORE?...
...AND WILL...
THE BLACK HOLES
FINALLY WIN,
AND WE END UP WITH ONE GIANT
COALESCED BLACK HOLE...
AND WHAT HAPPENS
AFTER THAT?...AND
BETTER YET,
CAN
IT BE WITNESSED AND VERIFIED?""
"GREAT QUESTIONS,
PROFESSOR!"
SAYS HSR...
...
PROFESSOR NICULESCU NOW SMILES
AND ASKS,
"SO, DR. REPORT,
DO YOU HAVE A
SPECIAL LADY?"
"SHE MIGHT BE YOU,
MY DEAR!" QUICKLY LAUGHS HSR,
MAKING THE PROFESSOR
SMILE A BIG...
BUT...
JUST THEN,
HER BEEPER UNIT
GOES OFF...
"UH OH!...I...
NEED TO GO TO THE
GEMINI OBSERVATORY
RIGHT NOW!...
...AND THAT'S STRANGE--
INSTEAD OF RECEIVING SIGNALS
FROM SPACE--
THERE ARE STRANGE
SIGNALS
BEING SENT OUT!...
NOW, WHO
WOULD BE DOING THAT!"
"I'LL GO WITH YOU!" SAYS HSR.
SO
THEY HURRY ON OVER...
AND IMMEDIATELY,
THEY BOTH SEE
SOMEONE
OR SOMETHING...
LURKING STEALTHILY...
RIGHT THERE!...
AND
THE PROFESSOR
AND HSR
CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT THEY JUST SAW!...
PLUS,
HSR FLASHES BACK IN HIS MIND
WHEN HE HAD
A "TOO REAL" DREAM
AS A KID,
WHEN
AN ALIEN WOKE
HIM UP
IN A FRIGHTENING WAY!...
AND HE HAD TO
RUN FOR DEAR LIFE
IN HIS DREAMSCAPE...
NOW,
HSR ABSOLUTELY BELIEVES
THAT THERE ARE
"E.T."S AMONG US!...
...
SO,
HSR AND THE PROFESSOR ENTER
PAST THE GEMINI OBSERVATORY DOORS,
AND
THEY NOTICE THAT
THE POWER HAS BEEN CUT OFF!...NO WAY!...
BUT...
ALL OF A SUDDEN
THEY BOTH
CAN'T MOVE A MUSCLE AT ALL
AND THAT'S BECAUSE
THEY SEE
AN ALIEN
OVERPOWERING THEM
FROM A DISTANCE!
AND...
THEY ARE TAKEN
TO WHAT MUST BE
A "BOSS ALIEN!"...
BECAUSE IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, LEKOLA,
FOR BRINGING...THESE TWO
INTELLECTUAL SPECIMENS
TO ME
TO START OUR NEW PROGRAM!"...
"YOU TWO...COME WITH ME!"
SAYS
THIS "ONE"...
SO,
THEY CLIMB INTO THE ALIEN SHIP...
"GO DOWN THIS WAY,"
THE ALIEN BARKS...
"HA HA...
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!
HA, HA!,"
SAYS THIS
OTHER ALIEN!...
"AND NOW,
TURN INTO HERE...THESE ARE
YOUR QUARTERS!,"
IT SAYS...
SO,
WE WALK IN AND SEE
SOMETHINGS THAT MIGHT
INVOLVE A LITTLE MORE
THAN SLEEPING!
...
SUDDENLY,
WE FEEL THE SHIP
MOVE AND TAKE OFF, AND
IN NO TIME, WE'RE
OUTTA THERE!
AND
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,
WE TRAVEL
LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
"PROFESSOR!" SAYS HSR,
"I'M SCARED!...I SAW A SCENE
WHERE SOME ALIENS
DID SOME
UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!"
"WELL, THEY HAVEN'T
HURT US YET,"
SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU,
SO WE HAVE
SOME VALUE, RIGHT?"...
"MAYBE SO...HEY!
LOOK AT
ALL OF THAT
STUFF OUT
THE WINDOW...
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THESE BEFORE!"
NOW
HSR LOOKS AROUND THE ROOM,
AND THE PROFESSOR,
IN NEED OF SOME REASSURING,
COMES CLOSER TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"PLEASE, HOLD ME...
...WE MUST...
GET THROUGH THIS...
TOGETHER!"
"YES, WE SHALL, PROFESSOR!"
SAYS HSR
AS HE GIVES HER A
SLOW SWEET KISS
AND A LONG TIGHT SQUEEZE!...
AND THEN...
ANOTHER SMOOCH!...
"DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH WAY WE
CAME FROM THE SPACE SHIP,"
ASKS HSR...
YES, I DO!" SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU...
"WELL, I'M GOING TO MEET YOU
BACK THERE
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE
TO BREAK FREE, OKAY!"
"OKAY," SHE SAYS BACK...
THEN
THEY HUG ONE MORE TIME!
...
BUT
AT THAT MOMENT,
THE DOOR OPENS...
AND HSR SAYS,"
I SEE THAT
THERE'S A
'NO-KNOCK'
POLICY HERE, HUH!"
"VERY FUNNY,
DR. REPORT,"
SAYS THE ALIEN, "WE
KNOW WHO YOU ARE!...
COME WITH ME, NOW!"
AT THAT MOMENT,
HSR IS GRIPPED
WITH A FORCE THAT
HELPLESSLY
MAKES HIM COMPLY...
AND HE IS TAKEN
TO A ROOM...
"YOU MUST ADDRESS
ALL REQUESTS
THAT ARE REQUIRED OF YOU...OR ELSE"
SAYS THE ALIEN...
"OR ELSE WHAT,
YOU'LL THROW ME OVERBOARD, HUH!?"
REBELS HSR!
SO,
THE ALIENS WATCH HIM
WALK IN...
AND HSR SEES
SOME NICE APPOINTMENTS...
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM,
HE SEES
A FEMALE
ALIEN!
OH NO!
AND...
SHE WALKS TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"I HEAR YOU HAVE A
"BIG"
REPUTATION...
...SO...SHOW ME...NOW!"
OMGOSH!...
...AS THE ALIEN WOMAN
GETS CLOSER...
SHE SPEAKS,
"I AM
THE
PRETTIEST WOMAN
ON MY PLANET!...AND I HAVE
THE POWER TO CHANGE
INTO ANY
PERSON YOU LIKE!...WANT TO
TRY ME?"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR...
"CHANGE INTO MY LAST GIRLFRIEND,
BERNALISCULA CUCUMBRANA!"
"OKAY!" SAYS THE ALIEN,
"HOW DO YOU
LIKE ME NOW!...
...COME AND
GIVE ME SOME...
...WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?...
SUGAR!"
SO,
HSR IS VERY SURPRISED
THAT THE ALIEN LOOKS
JUST LIKE HIS LAST
GIRLFRIEND...AND...
...SINCE HSR WANTS
TO LIVE,
ALONG WITH THE PROFESSOR...
HE HEARTEDLY
INITIATES
AN ACTIONABLE
EMBRACE...
OVER...
AND OVER...
AND OVER!
AGAIN!
AND HE FINALLY LEAVES HER
IN A 'DREAMY WORLD!'
BUT
HSR FEELS A LITTLE
AFFECTED, AND DREAMY, TOO!
AND HE VISIONS ABOUT
SOME
PRETTY PLACES,
AND A "HOT
ASTRONAUT!"
BUT,
HE FIGHTS TO
MOVE ON!
SO,
HE OPENS THE DOOR
TO THE CHAMBER
DOOR,
AND,
GREAT!...
NO OTHER ALIENS ARE
AROUND!
"I'VE GOT TO MEET VERONICA
AT THE SHIP
AND
GET OUT OF HERE!"
THINKS HSR...
NOW,
THE PROFESSOR IS ABLE TO GET AWAY
AND SHE IS
HIGHTAILING IT
OUT OF THERE
TO THE SHIP!
BUT,
AS SHE TURNS THE CORNER,
SHE SEES
ANOTHER ALIEN!...
SO,
SHE RUNS THE OTHER WAY FAST,
AND
THEY BOTH FINALLY MEET
AT THE SHIP
AND THEY GET ON BOARD
AND HSR
TAKES OVER THE CONTROLS
AND THEY
QUICKLY ESCAPE!
HIP HIP HOORAY!
"PROFESSOR NICULESCU!," SAYS HSR,
AS THEY TRAVEL,
"THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT WE GOT AWAY,
BUT
THE BAD NEWS IS,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE!"
..."BUT
THAT'S OKAY,"
THE PROFESSOR WINKS AND SMILES...
"AFTER WE FINISH A LITTLE
MAINTENANCE WORK,
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU
SAVING MY LIFE!"
"THAT IS... AFTER I
WASH MY HAIR!
NOW,
THEY PUT THEIR ‘COOLEST OF COOL’
SPACE VESSEL
ON AUTO PILOT…
...AND
AS THEY
AS THEY
‘SPEED THROUGH INFINITE SPACE,'
THEY START TO
JUST
‘LOUNGE AROUND,’
AND
TALK A LITTLE,
AND AS THEY START TO
SPEND SOME ‘QUALITY TIME'
TOGETHER…
TOGETHER…
THEY GET A LITTLE CLOSER…
...AND…
LOOK OUT OF THE
SPACE SHIP WINDOW, AND
SHE OBSERVES,
“WITH THIS SUPER SHIP,
WE CAN GO ANY WHERE…INSTANTLY!...
…OH… AND ALSO …
…YOU AND I…
...OUT IN THIS...
'VASTNESS OF EVERYTHING,’
HAVE SOME PARALLELS
WITH ADAM AND EVE!"
JUST THEN A
HOLOGRAPHIC WOMAN SHOWS UP
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM...
AND IT SAYS,
"THERE YOU ARE!" TO HSR
THEN THE
HOLOGRAM
REACHES OUT AND TOUCHES HIS ARM
AND THEY
THEN
DISAPPEAR...
...'POOF!'
...INTO...
THIN AIR!'
"I enjoy sitting and watching the Colorful Leaves
Kissing Their Trees
"Good Bye"
and falling
all over the Place!"
Aaah, Yes!...
I just love the
Big City!
OMG!...This famous artist...
...or rather,
"Arteeest"
is at the museum
now!
I just Love
Her work
Her work
...and so do many
others!
But...
upon leaving,
I see this Kid Crying
on the sidewalk...
And he's saying that His Pet Turkey...
...is gone...stolen!...
And it's
...Thanksgiving,
and
He knows He'll
never see his pet
again!
That's sad!
This reminds me
of another kid
that felt bad
about something!
...
My name is Doctor Danny Dentation...
I'm a Dentist, and
I have a farm upstate and
I think I have
just had
'The Last Straw!'
I'm sick and tired
of Everyone
picking on Turkeys!...
...Every year!...
Ever since
the Pilgrim Days!
...If we don't stop...
There'll be
...no more Turkeys!
You know the story!...
...The Families get together
for Fun, and Good Times, and,
yes!...Food!...Turkey!
OMG!...I still have a Soft Spot
for
Cold
Cranberry Sauce
and
Candied Yams!
Now, don't get me wrong...
...I grew up with the Turkey and Thanksgiving Thing!
There are
Parades,
with memorable characters
that are the
crowd Favorites!...And the Football
Games, and stuff, but
there are also the Jokes
that are sort of
insensitive!
I know that if I was a Turkey...
...around this time of year,
I'd
be
So Scared that I would
find it hard to Control Myself!
And I would immediately
scram...any way that
I could!
And many people just love to Hunt
them
for
"Sport!"
But Turkeys do
fight
back!
They'll run up on you...
and maybe run you
out of town!
So today,
I'm going to go out
and start the
"Shush Farm!"
I'll call it "Shush"
as a code word to
"tell no one about it!"
...
So now, I'm driving up into the
"Sanctuary City... to save the Turkeys!"
Now,
here's my place
for them to stay!...
All Turkeys are Welcome!...
...Black ones,
White
ones,
brown ones,
and even green and blue ones...
plus all the other colors...
...of the Rainbow!
Virtual ones
are welcome
too!
You know my Dog's name has to be
Fido!
I still try to do the living here naturally,
where the Hens can lay their eggs
where they like...
unharmed...
and the Chicks are free to roam
as much as
Mom lets them!
Do the little chicks have funny
dreams?...
I like seeing the Little Ones grow
and get bigger
and their personalities
start to emerge!
Gimme a Kiss!
...Just Kidding!
Oh man...
the Word about this Free
"Sanctuary City For Turkeys"
is
getting around fast!
Here's thousands of them!
They're coming through the back way, too!
On the way over,
some are checking out a
Dead Predator!
"The Wicked Witch is Dead!"
So, some of the birds are just kickin' it!
in the shade...
"Gobble, Gobble!
...You Pretty Thing!
OMG!...it's a bird...it's a plane...
It's a...
Turkey!...
...so happy!
There's enough food for
everybody!
...
Uh oh...Something's up!
The Ostriches and
the Turkeys can feel a change
in the Air!
It's starting to snow...
a lot!
Everybody!...Now!...
...in the
warehouse!
Let's go!
...Hurry!
It's coming down
hard!
Where'd the grass go!
...just like that!
All of this reminds me of a TV
Show!
Oh no!...
I hear some
Wolves...that might be
Hungry!
Okay...everyone's
inside...
Wow!...I can see
some coming from
both
sides!
I know...I'll quickly get on my "cellie"
and call for neighborly back up!
And these People are 'Gung Ho!'
...
However,
I tell them to
just fire
some warning
shots!
"Aww, Doctor, You know that
I Love me some
Wolf Meat!"
Well, the coast is clear and those Wolves
won't be coming back soon!
All right,
...back outside!
So, the weather finally gets back
to being Just Right
again,
and Everybody's Happy!
And "Big Turk" sees the lady
that helped him a while back,
...
And the Big Turk walks up to her...and
He says,
"Hey, Young Lady,
I'm glad that you're Happy
that you saved me...and
I'm very happy, too!
And I want to Thank You for
jiggling that cage
a little bit back there
...sos I could
shimmy out through it!
Freedom feels great here
at the "Shush Ranch!"
I plan to cool it here, Forever!
Here, at this Ranch, we never have to say,
"Okay, Lady...
...put down the knife and
step away from the Turkey!"
We have lots of
Love here!
"So, 'Happy Thanksgiving,'
to You and
to all People!...
...Just try
being a Vegetarian
this or next Year!...
There's lots of Fruits and Vegetables...
to be Thankful for!
Or have some Ribs
or some Chicken, instead!
I'll even help
You go
Shopping for
another
Type of Meal!...
Plus...
I want to be around
to enjoy
Christmas
with my Family!
So, People!...
Peace out and
Let's All Get Along...Ya Hear!"
May you have many...
..."Hi there, My
Little Friend!
Every things Okay?...
You seem to be Okay!...
...Be Careful
Out There
in the Wild!...
You never know
when
Things are
going to change!
Oops!...My Friend
Ran Off!...
Well,
I'm glad I'm
here Today!
And I was Glad
Yesterday!
And I'm glad that
Hollywood's here...
...right over there
in the White Vacation House!
In a little while, I'm going
to see him
and
make him some
Hot Chocolate!"...
..."In about two Months
I'm going to be
one of
Hollywood's Helpers!"...
..."Doctor Report!...
I like the sound of
'Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!'
And these
Petals are
sort of like a Carpet!
Can I Please be
in Your Post
When You
talk about
'Where
Dentistry
And Love Collide?'...Thank You!"...
...smiles!
"When I have a
Thanksgiving Brunch
this Year,
I wonder if
I'll have Meat
or be 'Vegan!...
But...
if I'm Really Hungry...
I'ma 'Go For What I Know!"
“I’m exchanging a
‘Freshly-Fallen-Out Baby Tooth'
Tonight…
...and…
...it’s from a child
that has
‘Freshly-Fallen-Out Baby Tooth'
Tonight…
...and…
...it’s from a child
that has
Two Mechanical Engineers for Parents!
"My Mind Helps Me See Into The Future...
...And This Huge Light...
...Helps Me To Get There!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"This Thanksgiving,
I don't know if
I'm going
to Eat...
...or Be Eaten!"
The General Of The
'Inter proximal Command Center'
says.
"We stood Our Ground
admirably...
insuring that
#3's
Cusp of Carabelli
didn't fall in
our Enemy's Hands!
I regret to relate,
however,
that our
positions between
#3 and #4
had to pull back
because of
too much Lactic Acid!"
"With My New Armor here
that I got from that
'Bacterial Five-and-Dime' Store,
The Host can't Eliminate Me Now!"
"I was Voted
'The Most...
...Sexy Dentition'
This Year!
"The Heat of 'The Battle'...
is the
Only Real and True Test!"
My...
'Calculus Bones'
can Still Do Damage!"
"My Sword's
Just Beggin' for Action!"
"Hollywood!...
...You should
See What Else
I Can Do!"
"I'm a Bacterium,
But...
My Teeth Hurt!...
...So...I'ma...
...Take It Out On You!"
"Walking In The Rain
With The One I Love...
...Feels So Fine!"
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