"Hey!...Come Here...Little Turkey!...I Just...Want To...Pet You...That's All!...
I ain't Lyin'!"
"It's 'Harvesting Time!...
All of the
Hard Work
and 'Preparations of Things'
in Our Planning
are coming to Fruition!
And Hopefully
the
'Fruits of My Labor'
are Worth It!"
"I like This Part of
the Year
because
We 'Get A Little Closer'
to
Keep Each Other Warm!"
"I was one of Doctor Winge's
Professors
when He was
at
San Diego's
Point Loma University!...
...However,
I have since
moved to the
East Coast!...
...If You See Him...
...Please Tell Him...
To
Not Do
Much Research
on that
Dangerous
'Predator Super Cavities' Microbe...
carious predatorus wingeulous!"
"Sir...It's Forty Miles
to the nearest
Lodging!....
to Come In?"
"Hollywood said that
as long as I wear My
'Pilgrim Hat,'
He doesn't care
About The Rest!"
"Why?...I just...
happen to like
The Architecture!...
...You say that your Name
is Doctor Report?...
Okay...
Now, You say...that
You 'Like My Tastes'
in
Art and Design
And...
...now you say that
I Have
'The Best Tastes in Everything?...
You're Too Much,
Doctor!"
"Included in
'My Thanks,'
is having a
'Working'
Mind,
Spirit,
and...
...Body!"
You and Your
'just give me a Big Turkey
Leg!...And...I'm Satisfied!'
Smiles
are
trying to
Stay Neat and Tidy!
Your 'Vocally-Delivered'
Episode for this Week
is brought to you by
A Real Talking Jack-O-Lantern!
This Lady is
one of HSR's Best Friends...and...
You can tell that
She has
some of His 'Same Tendencies!'
Wait!...
There are
Other People that
'Act Like' HSR...or..
have the same 'Strokes of Luck' Both Good and Bad?'
Of Course!...We're all Human!...but...
'Nature' and 'Circumstances'
seem to
'Pick On'
some People More than Others!
And that's the
only way that I can explain
the Fortunes and Misfortunes that
HSR and his Ilk are
'Slapped With!'
Is He going to get
'Slapped Around'
More Today?
Let's just See!...
But previously
in
Dental Plaque...By Any Other Name...Is Still...
Yucky!...
during
"You "Betta" "Sanitize, Deodorize, And Decontaminate" Your Mouth Frequently!...Or...
This May Happen To You! ,"
and
way before
that,
way before
that,
in the Blog Entry,
"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who
Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures
For George Washington
To Look Great While Winning The War!,"
AND...
IN THAT SCENARIO
WE FIND
AN
ADVENTURE-SEEKING
YOUNG MAN
NAMED...
OF COURSE...
HSR, WHO
LOVES HIS BIKE,
AND PLAYING
THOSE
ONLINE
VIDEO GAMES
BUT,
NOW
HE FINDS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE
THAT
HE IS GOING TO
AGAIN
VISIT
HIS
GREAT GRANDPARENTS
IN THE
FORESTED
COUNTRYSIDE,
AND THE
LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS
HE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES!
AND,
ONCE AGAIN...
THIS YEAR...
WHEN HE VISITS,
HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,
"HSR...YOU'RE TALLER!...
YOU HAD ANOTHER
'GROWTH SPURT!'"
THEN,
THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS
LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND
GREAT GRANDPA SAYS,
"WHICH CAR
DO YOU THINK
THAT HSR IS
GOING TO
INVESTIGATE
THIS TIME?"
"I DON'T KNOW!...
...HE HAS A
SUCH A
BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"
SHE SMILES!"
"I'LL SEE YOU TWO
IN A BIT!"
SCREAMS HSR,
AS HE BOLTS OUT
THE BACK DOOR!...
AND HE RUNS DOWN
THE
PRETTY PATH
TO THE CARS,
AND HE SEES
THE ONE
HE
RACED
A COUPLE OF VACATIONS
AGO!...
AND...HE SEES THE ONE
THAT HE JUST LOVED
LAST YEAR!
OMG!
IT'S
STILL BEAUTIFUL!
THEN HSR REMEMBERS
THE CHILLS, THE
SPILLS
AND THE
THRILLS HE HAD
LAST TIME...
...RACING TOO FAST!
BUT...HOLY SMOKE!
...TODAY...
HSR SEES
A REAL
'BEAUT!'
AND HE GUSHES,
"SO,
...YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME, HUH!...
...LET'S
GO SOME PLACES...
...RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!"
OKAY...SO...HE
'GETS ON BOARD'
IMMEDIATELY
AND
THE INSIDE
OF THE 'RACE CAR'
LOOKS SORT OF
LIKE
THIS,
BUT THE
YOUNG HSR
'REIMAGINES'
THE 'COCKPIT COMMAND CENTER'
LOOKING LIKE
THIS!...
NOW,
LAST YEAR,
HE WAS A 'TERROR' ON THE
STREETS
AND
IN THE
STADIUMS!
BUT THIS TIME
HSR DELIGHTS,
"LAST YEAR I HAD
A SUPER CAR...
NOW, I'M
'STEPPING ON THE GAS'
OF MY OWN
STEALTHY FIGHTER JET!"...
...IT'S TAKE OFF TIME!"...
SO HE POWERS UP!
AND NOW
HE
TAKES
OFF!
AND AS HE
GAINS SPEED,
HSR SHOUTS,
I'M TESTIN' THIS BABY OUT!...
LET'S DO
SOME TRICKS!...
...COOL!...
NOW...
LET'S
BURN THE
AIR AT
MACH 5!"...
"YEAH, BOY!"
"I'M GETTING A LITTLE THIRSTY!...
I'MA DO A ROLL AND
POUR ME A
DRINK!"
"HEY...SOMEBODY'S ON MY TAIL
TRYING TO
MESS WITH ME!...
SO NOW,
I TURN AROUND AND
SEND THEM A
'LOVE LETTER'
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!...
...THERE YA GO!"...
"OKAY!...
...ENOUGH OF THIS CHILD'S PLAY...
...I'MA GO INTO
OUTER SPACE!"
"THAT'S IT...HIGHER...
AND...
ALIENS!...OH NO...
THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME
PRISONER, BECAUSE
I SAW WHAT THEY DO
TO PEOPLE
ON THAT
TV SHOW!"
"OH NO!...
...THERE'S MORE
OF THEM!"...
WELL...YOU'RE IN LUCK,
MISTER ALIEN!...
I HAVE SOME
FIREWORKS FOR YOU"
BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FURTHER
OUT INTO SPACE,
AND SAVE THE WORLD
ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS
SHOUTS OUT TO
HSR,
"YOUR MOMMA SAID
COME ON IN FOR SOME
PUMPKIN PIE AND
BLACKBERRY PIE
AND SOME
ICE CREAM...
AND SHE HAS YOUR
FAVORITE MOVIE!...
AND YOU BETTER
COME IN RIGHT NOW!"
"BLACKBERRY PIE!...OMGOSH!"...
HSR EXCLIAMS...
..."FIGHTER JET...I'MA BE BACK IN
JUST A LITTLE BIT!...
CAUSE NEXT...
WE'RE
...GOING TO THE MOON!"
IN THAT SCENARIO
WE FIND
AN
ADVENTURE-SEEKING
YOUNG MAN
NAMED...
OF COURSE...
HSR, WHO
LOVES HIS BIKE,
THOSE
ONLINE
VIDEO GAMES
BUT,
NOW
HE FINDS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE
THAT
HE IS GOING TO
AGAIN
VISIT
HIS
GREAT GRANDPARENTS
IN THE
FORESTED
COUNTRYSIDE,
AND THE
LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS
HE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES!
AND,
ONCE AGAIN...
THIS YEAR...
WHEN HE VISITS,
HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,
"HSR...YOU'RE TALLER!...
YOU HAD ANOTHER
'GROWTH SPURT!'"
THEN,
THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS
LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND
GREAT GRANDPA SAYS,
"WHICH CAR
DO YOU THINK
THAT HSR IS
GOING TO
INVESTIGATE
THIS TIME?"
"I DON'T KNOW!...
...HE HAS A
SUCH A
BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"
SHE SMILES!"
"I'LL SEE YOU TWO
IN A BIT!"
SCREAMS HSR,
AS HE BOLTS OUT
THE BACK DOOR!...
AND HE RUNS DOWN
THE
PRETTY PATH
TO THE CARS,
AND HE SEES
THE ONE
HE
RACED
A COUPLE OF VACATIONS
AGO!...
AND...HE SEES THE ONE
THAT HE JUST LOVED
LAST YEAR!
OMG!
IT'S
STILL BEAUTIFUL!
THEN HSR REMEMBERS
THE CHILLS, THE
SPILLS
AND THE
THRILLS HE HAD
LAST TIME...
...RACING TOO FAST!
BUT...HOLY SMOKE!
...TODAY...
HSR SEES
A REAL
'BEAUT!'
AND HE GUSHES,
"SO,
...YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME, HUH!...
...LET'S
GO SOME PLACES...
...RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!"
OKAY...SO...HE
'GETS ON BOARD'
IMMEDIATELY
AND
THE INSIDE
OF THE 'RACE CAR'
LOOKS SORT OF
LIKE
BUT THE
YOUNG HSR
'REIMAGINES'
THE 'COCKPIT COMMAND CENTER'
LOOKING LIKE
NOW,
LAST YEAR,
HE WAS A 'TERROR' ON THE
STREETS
AND
IN THE
STADIUMS!
BUT THIS TIME
HSR DELIGHTS,
"LAST YEAR I HAD
A SUPER CAR...
NOW, I'M
'STEPPING ON THE GAS'
OF MY OWN
STEALTHY FIGHTER JET!"...
...IT'S TAKE OFF TIME!"...
SO HE POWERS UP!
AND NOW
HE
TAKES
OFF!
AND AS HE
GAINS SPEED,
HSR SHOUTS,
I'M TESTIN' THIS BABY OUT!...
LET'S DO
SOME TRICKS!...
...COOL!...
NOW...
LET'S
BURN THE
AIR AT
MACH 5!"...
"YEAH, BOY!"
"I'M GETTING A LITTLE THIRSTY!...
I'MA DO A ROLL AND
POUR ME A
DRINK!"
"HEY...SOMEBODY'S ON MY TAIL
TRYING TO
MESS WITH ME!...
SO NOW,
I TURN AROUND AND
SEND THEM A
'LOVE LETTER'
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!...
...THERE YA GO!"...
"OKAY!...
...ENOUGH OF THIS CHILD'S PLAY...
...I'MA GO INTO
"THAT'S IT...HIGHER...
AND...
HIGHER!"
"NOW, THERE'S
A COMMUNICATIONS
SATTILITE!"
"NOW THIS ONE IS
PROBABLY ON
A
SECRET MISSION!"
"WAIT...WHAT'S THIS...
SOME
ALIENS!...OH NO...
THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME
PRISONER, BECAUSE
I SAW WHAT THEY DO
TO PEOPLE
ON THAT
TV SHOW!"
"OH NO!...
...THERE'S MORE
OF THEM!"...
WELL...YOU'RE IN LUCK,
MISTER ALIEN!...
I HAVE SOME
FIREWORKS FOR YOU"
BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FURTHER
OUT INTO SPACE,
AND SAVE THE WORLD
ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS
SHOUTS OUT TO
HSR,
"YOUR MOMMA SAID
COME ON IN FOR SOME
PUMPKIN PIE AND
BLACKBERRY PIE
AND SOME
ICE CREAM...
AND SHE HAS YOUR
FAVORITE MOVIE!...
AND YOU BETTER
COME IN RIGHT NOW!"
"BLACKBERRY PIE!...OMGOSH!"...
HSR EXCLIAMS...
..."FIGHTER JET...I'MA BE BACK IN
JUST A LITTLE BIT!...
CAUSE NEXT...
WE'RE
...GOING TO THE MOON!"
"Turkeys always
'Reluctantly Sacrifice'
their Lives so that
We can
Eat
Too Much!"
Well,
it's the
Night before
Thanksgiving
and this Dentist
says
'Good Night'
to His
Girlfriend,
at the Front Door,
and She says,
"I wish that I can come in
but I can't,
but I'll
See You Soon, Mkay?"
And the Dentist says,
"Mkay!"
Then...
one more
'Time for the Road!'
So then
He
plops down on
the Sofa and
watches some
MMA
Matches...
then
He turns to an 'Exciting and Action-Packed'
Movie'...
and
after that,
He turns to...
OMGosh!...
Is Mister Rodgers still On?...
'What The....!'
Then,
trying to see something else,
He finds
"I Dream Of Jeannie!"
"Man," the Dentist says to himself,
"I gotta call
My Cable Company and
get me
some more
Shows...Maybe that's why
My Girlfriend doesn't like
to watch
TV
with Me!"
So,
after
all those
long minutes of
'Channel Surfing.'
the Dentist gets a little Sleepy
and...He nods off!...
Now...since He's
prone to 'Lucid Dreams,'
...They start
coming on Strong...
...one after
the Other!...
...And the Dentist
visions about
some
Friends and
some
Scenes
and
things that
don't make
much
Sense
At All!
Now...
He's Underwater
looking at
All The 'Murkiness!'
"Hold Your Horses!...
...Do I....
Have to
Go in There?"
Then,
the Dentist
'Sleep Speaks' to
Himself,
"I want to go
to the
Moon
with my Friend!"
Next, He witnesses a
Piercing
in Progress!
Okay...!
Hey...What's This!
A Preview to
The
Dental Hygiene Wars?
Why is this Lady Running...
Is it a
Premonition?...
"Wow!...Is that
Somebody's Office
on Fire?...I hope it's not Mine," He thinks...
"Oh No!...
...Not...
...Me!"
makes
the Dentist..
Wake Up!
Now He thinks,
"Gosh!...
...According to
these Dreams...
there
are so many things
that can go
Wrong in My Life!...
I better...'Recalibrate'...
...and Re-identify what is
really foremost to Me in
My Life!
And in the
'Spirit Of The Season,'
and which should be done
Daily,
The Dentist
jumps up and
Shouts...
And Immediately afterward,
He 'Gets Out' his
fingers
and starts to
'Count His Blessings!'
And He ticks off a List,
"I've got My Lord,
I have My Family and Friends,
My Livelihood, My
Education,
I'm Breathing,
My Health is Okay...
I can still
Walk,
Run and
Speak Coherently...at least Most Times!...
My Patients keep coming back
to me
after all that I
have done to Them and for Them,
I have a Place to Stay
and a Car that
works!...
And I'm thankful for
All of the Things
that
I
don't even know that
I should be thankful for!..."
Then the dentist acts like
this Lady and
makes the
Sign Of The Cross!...
Now,
the Dentist accidentally
'Butt Dials' the TV Remote...
and the TV
comes on,
not like this...
but...
with the 'Best Ever Picture!'
And it shows other People
Showing and
Telling for what
They are Most Thankful!...
This Lady says,
"I am so thankful
that You are
recognizing
all of the
Arduous Work that I have done!"
"Thank you
So Much for this
687 Million Dollar Lottery Check...I really need it!"
"My whole Family was lost
in the Snow,
but They found a Cave
and stayed there
until the Rescuers came,
and
Now, everyone's Back Home!...I'm so Happy!...
"I'm so Thankful that
Doctor Periodont
and
Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra
fixed My Teeth...and now...
My
Billionaire Boyfriend
wants to Marry Me!"
I'm so Grateful for my Fans!...
Now,
I have Contracts and
Show dates and
...I'm so Thankful!"
"My OWN Network is
The best Thing that
ever happened to Me and
I'm making a
Beautiful and Significant Impact
on the World!"
Now the Dentist
turns the TV off,
and gets down on his
Knees to
Show Appreciation
for His Blessings
From
Above!
May you have many...
..."The Allure
of the
Bright Lights of
The City
can
Seem to be
'Rather Romantic!'
...But Make No Mistake!...This
can be an
'Unforgiving Place!...And not
for the
'Faint Of Heart!'...
...It's Sorta Like...
...You Know...
...Life!"...
..."Are You Sure that
I'm the
'Kind Of Girl' that
You Want To Take
to
...Meet Your Parents?"...
..."It' So Good to
See You again, Hollywood!
Since we last saw Each Other
but
I Happily Start
...smiles!
"I grew up in the Sixties!...And...
We Started a 'Whole Bunch Of Stuff'
Back Then!
And some things went
'Out Of Vogue'...but...then...
they came 'Roaring Back!'
But...as They say...
Good Tastes Last Forever!"
"As I
travel and
Collect my
Baby Teeth...
I like to
'Flitter and Flutter' with the
Butterflies!"
"I can't get enough of...
...the Orange and Red Colors of Fall!...
.and...Factually...
...I Really Don't Even Want To
Leave My Backyard!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place
Where
'Dentexa,'...
The World's First Personal Digital Dental Assistant,
Actively Protects
The Home And The Mouth Of Doctor Report,
And Now....She Is
Detecting Some
"Suspicious Women
Outside!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Hygienists There...There...There..and There!
...I'm Trapped!"
"Ever since that
'Biofilm Exudate'
gave me
Conjunctivitis,
I 'Double' My
Universal Precautions!"
"You can never
Like Me...
as much as
I Like You!"
"Now,
I can
Debride the
Embrasures with
100% Efficacy!"
"Yes...I did get
some
New Veneers...
...and, Yes...
Guys are Following Me All
Over The Beach!"
"My Friends told me
not to
Go On A Date
with Hollywood,
but I did...
...and...
I'm glad I didn't
Listen To Them!"
"I use the Same Degrees of
Skill and Grace
and Exacting Refinement
when I Dance
and when I
'SRP!'"
"Red Blood Cells...
White Blood Cells...
Antibodies...
I'm an
“Careful, My Dear!...
The Sulcus out There…
…is a Dangerous Place, Indeed!”
"Here...My Love...
Have...
...Another One!"
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