...A Handsome And Happy Guy!...Right?"
"I have My 'Eye'
on this one Guy...and
I Hope that He asks
Me to be his
'Valentine!'
And if He Doesn't...
...I'll ask Him to
Be Mine!"
"Hollywood always asks Me
to be
His Valentine!...
As a Matter of Fact,
It's an Annual Thing!
And I know
that it's because
Both He...
...and I...
...'Have What It Takes!'"
"Sure, Doctor Molaar!....
I'll be your Valentine!...But only...
if We can Share...
My Favorite Box
of Chocolates!"
My Hero had to
fight off Pirates and Monsters!
...I Hope
He's Okay!"
"Of course, He's okay!...
I just saw HSR
in the 'Blue Room,'
Preparing for Today!"
"I didn't have to stand in Line
to see Hollywood!
I just
"So,
Doctor Report...
...You're a Sophomore in Dental School
and,
I just got accepted into
the Ostrow School!...
...I was wondering...
...Can You
'Show Me The Ropes?'"
"I can Honestly say that...
'Love Makes The World Go 'Round'
and
Our Species Propagated!"
You and Your
'I'm bringing My Friend A
Box of Chocolates
that is so delicious that
I'm ending up
eating them
Myself'
Smiles
are
so Enamored with
Each Other!
This
'World Wide Love Day'
Episode is brought to you by
People who also
Like saying, "Will You be My
Valentine!"
One of the Biggest Failures in this World,
besides HSR's
difficulties in
'Getting Things Perfectly Correct,'
is that Everyone
seems to be getting closer to
'Every Person for
Themselves!'
And that means that
We all have to
'Watch Our Backs!'
But...
We need to
at least try
to be
'Good People!'
HSR tries to be that!
And...Karma tries to recognize him that way...sometimes...
To examine this Hypothesis,
let's see
what he's doing in
the Post,
"Some Of The 'Craziest Ways' To Take Out
Baby Teeth!..."
where HSR was flying
an
Aerial
Drone
to check out the
Action...
...both Crazy
and
of His
'Multifaceted'
City!
...And before that...
...in...
"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of
Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right
In Front Of Me!...
Part 4...,"
and just before that
in
"Can You Tell A...Smile By It's
Cover?..."
and
that's where he
uses a
High-Powered
Telescope...
with 'Sound Pick Up'
of the People talking...
to
see
and hear how
We all
treat
and even
Mistreat
each other!...
But this time,
HSR WANTS TO
GET THE
'REAL FEEL' OF
THE STREETS!...
BUT...
HE'S NOT GOING TO WALK...
HE WANTS TO
RIDE HIS
TRUSTY UNICYCLE!
SO...
HE FIRST GOES DOWNSTAIRS
FROM HIS MOM'S
PLUSH AND FANCY
HIGH-RISE
PLACE,
AND THEN HE
MOSIES ON OVER
TO THE PARK!
AND THE FIRST THING
HE SEES
IS...
...OMGOSH!...
A 'DOUBLE-MESS-UP!'...
"I JUST HOPE THEY COME
OUT OF THAT OKAY,"
HE SAYS TO HIMSELF...
AND ON HIS WAY TO
THE PARK
HE THINKS
ABOUT SOME OF THE WAYS THAT
HE HAS SEEN
PEOPLE USE
UNICYCLES!
LIKE THIS ONE TIME
HE SAW A
'TANDEM VERSION!'
AND THEN HE REMEMBERS
UNICYCLE FOOTBALL!
AND...
THE
WOWING
CIRCUS GIRL!
NOW...
HERE'S ONE
HOCKEY GAME WHERE
THEY DON'T DO
'HARD CHECKING!'
AND HE REMEMBERS,
WITH FASCINATION.
THE
BALLET VERSION!
AND...OF COURSE....
...THE
'OUTLANSDISHLY-INSANE'
SO,
WHEN HE
FINALLY
GETS TO
THE PARK,
HE SEES SOME
OF THE THINGS
THAT PEOPLE
NATURALLY SEE,
AT ANY PARK,
LIKE LOVING
COUPLES,
AND
'KIDS'
ON
THE CAROSEL,
AND
PEOPLE
EXERCISING, AND
...WHAT'S THIS!
A DOG AND PONY SHOW..
WITHOUT THE PONY!
YIKES!...PLEASE BE CAREFUL
IN THE
SWING AREA!
OKAY...
NOW
HE SEES
COMPETITIVE
FUTBOL
BETWEEN FRIENDS!
SO...
AFTER VIEWING
ENOUGH OF THAT,
HE RIDES ON
'TO THE STREETS,'
WHICH CAN BE
DANGEROUS!...
...LIKE
THIS
KIND OF
DANGEROUS!...
WHOA!...THAT GUY
IS 'SPIDERMAN AGILE!'...
NOW..FROM HER LOOKS...
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T...
GET IN HER WAY!
WHOA! THIS FAST GUY IS
BETTING $100
IF
ANYONE
CAN GIVE HIM
A 'TOUCH UP!'...
SO FAR
NOBODY HAS
COLLECTED!
OKAY!...
SOME HAPPY
PEOPLE...
EXPRESSING THEMSELVES!
HEY...
A
SHOE SKATER!
NOW...
IS ANYTHING
GOING TO
HAPPEN HERE?
"WOW!...
..SHE'S
GOT THE RIGHT FLAVOR!"
NEXT...
ONE OF THESE LADIES ASKS,
"CAN YOU
GIVE ONE OF US A RIDE?"
HSR KNOWS THAT THEY ARE
JUST JOKING,
SO,
HE SMILES AND
RIDES ON!...
"MY OH MY...
...SHE'S GOOD!" HE GRINS...
"UH OH," THINKS HSR,
"WHAT DOES
THIS GUY WANT?"...
AND A LITTLE FURTHER ON...
"HEY, YOUNG MAN!,"
SAYS
THIS LADY... "CAN YOU
DO IT WITH ONE LEG?"
"NAW...I'M NOT THAT GOOD!" HE REPLIES
AS HE
MOVES RIGHT ALONG...
NOW HE SAYS
TO
HIMSELF, "'I GUESS I BETTER MAKE IT ON
BACK HOME!...
SOMETIMES
THIS CITY
'GETS OUT OF POCKET!'"
BUT WAIT!...
...WHAT'S THIS?
...ONE OF HIS
DENTAL SCHOOL PATIENTS
COMES UP TO HIM
AND SAYS,
"HI, SUGAR!...
...I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY AT OUR
APPOINTMENT!"
WOW...HIS MOOD
NOW...
IS
'WAY LIFTED,' AND
HE
GETS
'CAREFREE'
HAPPY
AS HE
MAKES HIS
WAY BACK HOME...
RIDING
INTO THE
WELCOMING
SUNSET!
"Naw, naw, naw, Man...
The World needs to 'Chill Out,'
with all of these
Wars and this Hatred!"
"It's the Truth," swears
USC Freshman Dental Student
Doctor Wing,
as he tells some Friends in
the USC
Ostrow Lunch Room,
"We had our
'White Coat Ceremony, and
and they are
starting to call
all of Us
in our Class,
'Doctors!'...
which is really
'Cool,' you know!"
Doctor Wing continues,
"So we start our classes,
which
last All Day...to get
knowledgable
in all the
needed Sciences!"
"Then, the next Semester,
we break off into
Study Groups,
and we are paired
up with a
partner and
And I get
paired up with a real 'Cutie Pie,'
named
Doctor Ananda Rehana Negly!
And, after some weeks,
I ask her,
"What kind of
Dentistry
in the Mouth
do You want to Practice?"
and she says,
"I'm not exactly sure yet...It's
still My Freshman Year!...But I do like
treating Kids!"
"What do you plan on doing,"
She
asks...
"I like treating the
Things in the Mouth,
but
I want to get into the
more
Mechanical and
Digital Side!"
"You mean like 'Robotic
Dentistry?'"
"Yeah!...That's
it, Doctor Negly!...
...I want to specialize in
'Dental Robotics!"
shares Doctor Wing.
"Wow!...that's really
Forward Thinking, Doctor Wing.
However...
I wonder
will Robots
take jobs away from
Dentists?"
she asks.
"No, I don't think so...I think
that Dentists will still
need to control
the Robots
in their Treatments...
The Bots will help us do
more exacting work!...Just
think of Robots
as another part of
Our Armamentarium...Plus,
Robots don't have
that
'Magical Charisma like
I do!" He laughs!
And that makes Doctor Negly laugh
out loud, too!
"Hey, Doctor Negly!...Can I ask You
a question?" I ask Her.
"Sure...You can ask!"
"Well, Valentine's Day is coming up
and
I'd like to know
if
You and Your Parents Might Like
some
Chocolate-covered Strawberries?"
"Sure...That's their Favorite," Doctor Negly
lets on, as her smile
lights up
even
more, "Let's get together
at My Parent's Place on Valentine's Day!...You are
the first person that they
are meeting from
My School!"
So, Valentine's Day Comes,
and Doctor Wing
meets Doctor Negly's Parents!...And he
finds out that
Doctor Negly's Dad
has a Doctorate in
'Signal Processing!'
And they
'Hit It Off,' real good
because
Doctor Wing has a
a Degree in
'Signal Processing Engineering!'
So her Dad says, "I guess it's okay
to ask my Doctor Daughter if
You want her to be Your Valentine...
but I don't know how
she will Answer!"
So, Doctor Wing turns and asks Doctor Negly,
"Will You be My Valentine?"
And she answers, "Of Course!,"
with a short
kiss on the Cheek!
Then,
Doctor Wing laughs and talks with
Doctor Negly's Family
for a while more, then He goes Home!...
"So," Doctor Wing tells his friends in the
Ostrow Lunch Room,
"I'm good friends with
the 'Prettiest
Pre-Doctoral Dental Student in the Whole Class'...
...and You're not, you Guys!...
...Ha ha ha!...
...How you like
'Them Apples?...Huh?"
May you have many...
..."As Newborns,
We Start Out...
receiving
a lot
of Love and Hugs
and Nuturing...That's all We Know!...
And We are Immersed in
those
'Good Feelings!'
But...as We
get Older...
'The Ways of the World'
creep in...
...and...
...We have to
'Fight for Love!"...
..."So...You found this Man
'Wandering Aimlessly'
around
Our Camp?...
...I'd like to
...Interrogate Him Myself!"...
..."His Roses
have the
Sweetest Smells...
but...
...It's still
No Substitute!"...
"1, 2, 3,
...1, 2, 3...
Wait...you
want Us to
jump higher
and
spin faster?"...
...smiles!
"So...
...You want Me
to be
Your Valentine?
Well...
would You rather
...tell Me...
...or...
...Show Me Why?"
"You won't believe that
there are
'Baby Tooth Pirates'
trying to
'Jack Us' for Our Loads!"
See the Love
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where We Can...
...Reinvent Ourselves!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Nobody knows it yet,
but...
I'm going to
'Crash' the
Hygienist's Convention!"
"There are over
700 Speices
of Oral Bacteria!
And that's just the Ones
We know about!
Why do I get the Feeling that...
there's 'Bad News' ahead?"
"We're Prevotella!..
And You...Treponema Denticola...
...Out of Our Way!"
"I plan to...
'Shock and Awe'
Today!
"The Good Part is that
My Host is
opening Her Mouth,
and
I can
See the Light!...
But...
The Bad Part is...
...This is a Dental Appointment!"
"Yes!...
My Species Has...
...'Global Ambitions!"...
"That Hygienist has a
Scaler
with
My Name
on it!...
...I...
...better Run!"
Beware!...
Love can be
Prone to
'Tectonic Shifts!'
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