...Not Happening...On My Watch!"...
"The Machines...
against the Microbes!...
I'm glad that...
I have a
Front Row Seat
For This Battle!"
"There's
So Much
going on these Days!...
The Best One's gonna Win!
"Be Aware of
...to...
It Seems like the
Forces of the
Microbial World...'
are trying to Conquer
Our Forces
in the 'Macrobial World!...
but I know that...
in the End...
"Be Aware of
which ways the Winds blow
...to...
...Stay Prepared!"
"We are waiting in line to
get the
Veneers that
This
Stay safe, People!...
Love Toothbrush®
"The Earth
is an
Organism,
too!"
Aah, yes!
Beautiful Teeth
are
So Desired...
and So Important!
Flossing
brushing
and rinsing
are all well and fine...and..
a must to do!
But,
many times,
our days are
full of
many busy activities!
We may take time to interact
with clients,
and hopefully,
happily
interface with
"Pretty Little White Ones?"
Well,
that is exactly what
the Creator of this Blog,
Dr. Ralph Winge,
wants to do!
"I am engineering the first
Digital Dental Personal Assistant,
called "Dentexa!"...
which will aid
the owner/user
in maintaining the luster
and cleanness to the teeth
that you're used to!"
Winge relates.
He continues,
"I want something that will be precise
but not scary
surgery-looking!
And not make
serious mistakes!
A light-as-a-feather
sensitive touch, is also a good attribute!...
...along with being as
nimble as a
Prima Ballerina!"
"Now,
when I call them,
they should
come a-runnin'!"
"And Dentexa should be able to
meet you where you are,
and not only in
a dental chair!"
"Tiny
when they wear out,
Dentexa can
automatically replace
them
with new ones!"
"Now, Dentexa
needs the
appropriate appendages
for her to do the job,
but she should
also be aesthetic!...
Not Mean-
looking, Okay!"
"Dr. Winge...
according to our Cyber Mouth Map,
we need to clean a little more
May you have many...
..."All of this 'Computer Stuff' started
and keep track of things
Next,
...Please take Me Home With You!"
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You say You want Some!"
you want Things!"
"I'd like a ' Dentexa Guy'
"So now...
"Be careful about
how
'Hot and Spicy'
"I'd like a ' Dentexa Guy'
to
help with My Mouth
...but...
He would have to
Be Gentle!"
You and Your
'I just got a Stimulus Check!...
'I just got a Stimulus Check!...
...Hip Hip Hooray!'
Smiles
are
asking...
"Is that It?"
This
'Okay, I'll see if I can
trust this Machine in
My Mouth'
Episode
is
brought to you by
an
AI Chip!
I just lost My Health Insurance and
I just lost My Health Insurance and
I really don't want
to Fail
by breaking an arm
or a leg
or
getting Sick!
Stay safe, People!...
...And HSR!...
But We all know that
this might be difficult for Him!
...Just see 'The Haps'
during
previous to that,
"A Gay Dentist, A Straight Dentist, And A
"Nonbinary" Dentist Are Sitting At A Bar...And...! Part 1.
and
way before that
in
In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You
Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 3.
AND THERE,
ALL HSR
WANTS TO DO IS
BE A 'SORT OF'
REAL
SWASHBUCKLING
PIRATE
AND FIND A GOOD MAP
AND MAYBE
DISCOVER SOME
REAL GOLD NUGGETS
AND
REAL GOLD COINS,
BUT,
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE REAL
AND
HUGE STORM HITS,
AND I HELD
ONTO MY BOARD
FOR DEAR LIFE
AND AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
JUST DRIFTING,
I SEE THIS PLACE
AND, YES...
I'VE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE!...
AND I WAS
COUNTING THE DAYS,
AND LOOKING FOR A
CRUISE SHIP TO
PASS BY AND SAVE ME,
BUT,
THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET,
AND THEN,
I JUST
...
"A Gay Dentist, A Straight Dentist, And A
"Nonbinary" Dentist Are Sitting At A Bar...And...! Part 1.
and
way before that
in
In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You
Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 3.
AND THERE,
ALL HSR
WANTS TO DO IS
BE A 'SORT OF'
REAL
SWASHBUCKLING
PIRATE
AND FIND A GOOD MAP
AND MAYBE
DISCOVER SOME
AND
REAL GOLD COINS,
BUT,
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE REAL
SCARY SHIPS
THAT
CUT QUICKLY
THROUGH THE WATER
AND
HE DOESN'T
WANT TO
DEAL WITH
SEA GHOSTS
AND
GET INTO
BLOODY FIGHTS...
BUT HE WOULDN'T MIND
GETTING TO KNOW A
PRETTY
LADY PIRATE
THAT'S WORTH HER SALT,
AND KNOWS HER WAY AROUND
A
COMPASS
AND A MAP!...
SO,
ONE DAY,
HSR ORDERS A CANOPY RAFT
AND HAS IT SHIPPED
TO WHERE HE
WANTS TO START
HIS SWASHBUCKLING
JOURNEY...
...AT THE SMALL
PACIFIC OCEAN ISLAND OF
TAPIWA,
AND
HE REMEMBERS
A FRIEND IN
HIGH SCHOOL THAT
LOVED THE BEACH
BUT
ALWAYS REFUSED TO
EVEN
PUT HER FOOT
IN THE WATER!...
AND,
HE ALSO REMEMBERS
A
DENTAL PATIENT,
AND,
WHILE GETTING READY TO
SAIL OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE
YONDER,
SOME OF THE LOCALS GIVE
HSR A "GOODLUCK" CEREMONIAL
DANCE THAT MADE
HSR THINK REAL HARD
ABOUT MAYBE
MAYBE
STAYING
AT TAPIWA!
OH MY!...
GOSH!
SO, AFTER A WHILE
HSR CALMS DOWN...
A COUPLE OF THE LADIES
TAKE HSR ASIDE
AND PRIVATELY,
BOTH OF THEM
GIVE HSR SOME
"COME-BACK-SOON-AND-BE-OUR-KING"
SMOOCHES!
AND THEY HAND TO
HIM SOME HAIRS
AND
THIS ONE SAYS,
"PLEASE KEEP THESE
WITH YOU
AT ALL TIMES!...
...SO THAT THE
"FORCES OF THE SEA"
WILL PROTECT YOU
ON THE JOURNEY
THAT
YOU FEEL THAT
YOU MUST TAKE!
SO
THE LADIES
SEND HIM OFF
AND SAY
"ALOHA!"
...
NOW,
WITH ALL OF THESE
GOOD FEELINGS,
HSR IS JUST
OUT OF HIS MIND!
NOW,
HSR GIVES PRAISES TO
THE GREAT MAN UPSTAIRS!...
AND THEN
HE SETS SAIL
WITH HIS
GPS HANDY,
BUT,
THE WEATHER GETS ROUGH
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
AT SEA,
AND JUST BEFORE ALMOST
DROWNING,
HE IS PLUCKED
OUT OF THE SEA BY
SOME GREEDY AND HUNGRY
WOMEN ON AN ISLAND!
AND AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS...
THE TIRED AND
ALMOST EMACIATED HSR
SEES A SHIP
OFF OF THE COAST
AND HE
WANTS TO LEAVE SO BAD
THAT
MAKES A SWIM FOR IT!...
AND
HE MEETS A WOMAN CAPTAIN
WHO HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF COURSE,
BUT
THEY DECIDE TO SAIL ON,
AND
AFTER SOME DAYS OF
SNORKELING AND
SUCH,
THEY
DECIDE TO RELAX AND
GO DIVING TO
DO SOME MORE
UNDERWATER
RESEARCH FOR HER UNIVERSITY
DEGREE,
AND THEY
PROBE
THE CORAL AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME,
HSR IS SEPARATED
FROM THE CAPTAIN
AND HER SHIP
BY SOME
EVIL-LOOKING FISH
THAT HAVE
NO GOOD INTENTIONS!
SO,
SCARED AND IN A HURRY,
HSR,
ONCE MORE,
SQUEEZES THE HAIRS THAT THE
TAPIWA LADIES
GAVE HIM,
AND,
'WHOA!'...
A SHOCK WAVE
DISCOMBOBILATES
AND
DISORIENTS THE
KILLER FISH,
WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
FIND AN UNDERWATER CAVE!
WHICH HE
QUICKLY SLITHERS INTO,
AND
AFTER SWIMMING SOME MORE,
HE FINDS A
POSSIBLE WAY OUT!...
SO,
HSR KEEPS GOING, AND...
...YES!
HE REACHES THE SURFACE!
NOW,
HE LOOKS AROUND
AND HE SEES THAT HE'S ON AN
ATOLL!
"AWW, MAN!,"
SCREAMS HSR,
"NO BODY'S AROUND!...
I JUST HAD TO GO
AND DO THIS...
...NOW, LOOK AT
THIS MESS I GOT
MYSELF INTO...AGAIN!"
...
SO,
A DISTRAUGHT HSR,
WALKS AROUND THE ISLAND
AND...
"WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!,"
SAYS HSR
AS A
COUPLE OF TURTLES
MAKE IT ASHORE!
"WELL, SAYS HSR,
"IT LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT
BE ON A 'TOM HANKS' DIET!...
...EATING JUST
COCONUTS AND
FISH!"
(IS IT SAYING, "GOT TO EAT?")...
I GUESS I'LL GET GOOD AT
SPEARFISHING!
SO HE LAYS
'KNOCKED-OUT' ON THE SAND,
SORT OF LIKE
THIS GUY
AND HE
STARTS TO DREAM ABOUT
STRANGE
PLACES,
AND
ALSO ABOUT
A
DARING FRIEND BACK HOME
BACK HOME,
WHICH MAKES HIM WAKE UP
AND
YEARN FOR BETTER CONDITIONS!...
SO,
HE WALKS AROUND THE ATOLL
AND
OMG!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
...THERE'S AN
OLD PLACE...THAT...
LOOKS LIKE A 'COZY MANSION, '
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
BUT,
BEFORE HE CAN
CHECK OUT
THE PLACE SOME MORE,
SOMEONE BEHIND
HIM WARNS,
"DON'T TURN AROUND, MISTER!...
AND HANDS UP!...
...THAT'S RIGHT!
NOW...
...VERY SLOWLY...
TURN AROUND!...
...THAT'S RIGHT!'
...
NOW,
THIS PERSON SAYS,
"WELL,
WILL YOU
LOOK AT WHAT
THE SEA OTTER
JUST DRAGGED IN!...
..TELL ME, MISTER...
HOW DID YOU
GET HERE!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"IT'S A LONG STORY...YOU HAVE TIME?"
AND THE LADY SAYS,
"WE'RE ON A LOST AND
DESERTED ISLAND!...ALL
WE HAVE IS TIME!...BUT,
I'LL TELL YOU MY
STORY FIRST, OKAY!"
"OKAY!," AGREES HSR...
"WELL... IT ALL STARTED WHEN
I
WAS
SURFING
AT THE PRETTY
ISLAND OF
TAPIWA, AND THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS
HUGE STORM HITS,
AND I HELD
ONTO MY BOARD
FOR DEAR LIFE
AND AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
JUST DRIFTING,
I SEE THIS PLACE
AND, YES...
I'VE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE!...
AND I WAS
COUNTING THE DAYS,
AND LOOKING FOR A
CRUISE SHIP TO
PASS BY AND SAVE ME,
BUT,
THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET,
AND THEN,
I JUST
STOPPED COUNTING
THE DAYS!"
"WELL," SAYS HSR,
"I STARTED OUT
ON TAPIWA, TOO...BUT...
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN
SOME ROUGH WEATHER
A COUPLE OF TIMES!"
"DID YOU COME ACROSS
ANY SHARKS?,"
THE LADY ASKS...
"NAW," SAYS HSR, "BUT,
I KNOW YOU'VE
SEEN SOME SEA LIFE
HERE, RIGHT?"
"OH, YES!...I'VE SEEN SEA
LIONS
AND DOLPHINS
AND THEIR
UNDERWATER
FRIENDS,
AND EVEN
SOME ORCAS!
AND I REALLY
HAVE HAD
MY SHARE OF
GORGEOUS SUNSETS!
BUT,
I REALLY MISS MY
COUSIN
AND
THE RANCH
AND
MY BOYFRIEND!...
...SO...YOU SAY THAT YOU
ARE A SAILOR
AND A PIRATE?...
WELL, WHICH ONE ARE YOU...
BECAUSE...
YOU'RE EITHER ONE,
OR THE OTHER...
YOU CAN'T BE BOTH!
AND I KNOW THAT
SAILORS
GET WHAT THEY CAN TAKE,
AND
PIRATES
TAKE WHAT
THEY CAN GET!...
...BUT...
I CAN TELL
THAT
YOU'RE NOT A ..."
AND JUST THEN,
A LOUD WAVE
CRASHES INTO
THE ROCKS!
"WELL," SHE SAYS,
"WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT
LATER!...BUT...
LOOKING AT THE
HORIZON,
I CAN TELL FROM
MY EXPERIENCE HERE...THAT...
IT'S ABOUT TO RAIN...HARD!...
...SO,
I'M ABOUT TO
GO IN
THE
'CASTLE!'
I HAVE PLENTY OF
COCONUTS AND FISH!...
YOU'RE WELCOME TO SOME!"...
AND,
SHE CONTINUES,
"WOULD YOU
LIKE TO
COME WITH ME!...
THEN,
HSR LOOKS AT
WHAT'S ABOUT TO
HAPPEN AND SAYS,
"YEAH...LET'S DO IT!"
SO
THEY GO INSIDE
THE CASTLE....
AND SHE SAYS,
HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
ON MY
PALM FROND COUCH!...
I'MA GET SOME COCONUT MILK!'
HOWEVER,
WHEN SHE
TURNS AROUND,
SHE
SEES AND HEARS
HSR
JUST
'SAWING LOGS!'
"The Earth
is an
Organism,
too!"
Aah, yes!
Beautiful Teeth
are
So Desired...
and So Important!
Flossing
and rinsing
are all well and fine...and..
a must to do!
But,
many times,
our days are
full of
many busy activities!
We may take time to interact
with clients,
and hopefully,
happily
interface with
coworkers!
And then,
there's the driving
to and from work...
but,
not like
this!
But,
this
is okay!
Well,
many times
people are clamoring for
more simple lives!
And they do things and buy things
to help them do just that!
You know,
things to help them out!
That's why we have
Fast Food, and
and we use automated car washes!
Just be careful
when you leave!
We are also using
AI to help us
in our lives!
There's
Alexa
and its
speaker system!
...Slick!
Of course, it helps you
control things around the house!
Now, People...
how about help
with maintaining
your
Well,
that is exactly what
the Creator of this Blog,
Dr. Ralph Winge,
wants to do!
"I am engineering the first
Digital Dental Personal Assistant,
called "Dentexa!"...
which will aid
the owner/user
in maintaining the luster
and cleanness to the teeth
that you're used to!"
Winge relates.
He continues,
"I want something that will be precise
but not scary
surgery-looking!
And not make
serious mistakes!
A light-as-a-feather
sensitive touch, is also a good attribute!...
...along with being as
nimble as a
Prima Ballerina!"
"Now,
when I call them,
they should
come a-runnin'!"
"And Dentexa should be able to
meet you where you are,
and not only in
a dental chair!"
"Tiny
'Nanobotic' cleaners could be
used and reused
to do the 'Heavy Lifting'
of the cleaning regimen,
and
Dentexa can
automatically replace
them
with new ones!"
"Now, Dentexa
needs the
appropriate appendages
for her to do the job,
but she should
also be aesthetic!...
Not Mean-
looking, Okay!"
"Dr. Winge...
according to our Cyber Mouth Map,
we need to clean a little more
on the Lower Right!"
"Sir,
would you like your
Full Mouth Message now?"...
"I'm going to the Amazon Fulfillment Center,
as you ordered, Sir,
to
get some more Enamel Adjuncts!"
"Please duck real quick, Master!...
There are
Caries trying to
sneak up on you!"
"So the Best
Digitally-powered
Dental Personal Assistant,"
continues Winge,
"should have
Good Manners
programmed
into them,
and it
should gladly attend
to my every
Dental Detail!"
"But..." warns Dr. Winge,
"there's a chance that some
of this AI stuff
can
become corrupted and
"Hatch Their Own
Plans" and may
go
against us
one
day!"
"So if Dentexa gets any
Bright Ideas about
Mutiny and such...
...the proverbial
plug
or power supply
will get yanked!"
...
Now...
Dr. Winge
looks at several
possible Candidates...
And He asks one,
"What's the Most Important
Mission to You
as a
possible Dentexa?"
"My Most
Important Mission is to
scrape off as
much Plaque and Stain
as possible!"
Then Winge asks,
And what if Your Client says "Stop?"
"Well," she reveals,
I should know what's Best
for my Client,
right?"
Then,
He talks to another
A. I.
Bot,
and She says,
"I will do My Dental Job
very well, but
I just abhor
Cooking and Cleaning!"
"Getting the Perfect Match
for an
appropriate Dentexa
may take a while!" admits Winge,
"I want her to be
easy on the eyes,
but...
...I don't want to take
efficiency
too far!...And...
..for the Ladies,
I'll have to evaluate
a 'Suitable Dentexa'
Bot for Them!"
May you have many...
..."All of this 'Computer Stuff' started
with a need to figure out
trends and to store numbers
Next,
we started using the Computer
to Predict
and even tell us the
and even tell us the
Right Choices to Make!
But...
...I'm going to tell
that 'Mr. A.I.'
that
I'll use my Own 'Virtual Intelligence,'
I'll use my Own 'Virtual Intelligence,'
Thank You!"...
..."Believe Me...Our
Future is in the Stars."...
..."So there's some
..."Believe Me...Our
Future is in the Stars."...
..."So there's some
'Real Intelligence'
and
Artificial Intelligence'
and then there's
'Virtual and Second Life Intelligence!"...
..."I think that Artificial Intelligence has
...Smiles!
"I don't need a
'Virtual and Second Life Intelligence!"...
..."I think that Artificial Intelligence has
it's Place, and it can
figure things out, but
the 'Big Thing' missing...
is 'Love!'"...
...Smiles!
"I don't need a
Dentexa or an Alexa...
...and I
...Hollywood is My
Best Dental Advocate...
...and I
see no reason
to change!
I'm the first Tooth Fairy in
the A.I. Realm!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Sky...
I'm the first Tooth Fairy in
the A.I. Realm!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Sky...
...Please take Me Home With You!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I'm the Tiniest
Bacteria around here!
...And My Size
has its Advantages!"
"I'm putting a
Spotlight on
those Hygienists trying to
Sneak Up on Us!"
This Mask
got Me through
their defenses...
...now...
...Let's do some Damage!"
"I can scatter into
inaccessible Places
and
frustrate my Competitors!"
"On this
'Brutal'
Clinical Rotation...
...I must show that...
I Belong here!"
"And...
when they aren't looking
I can
Bite 'Um in
the DNA!...Ha ha!"
"I want to...
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