The Costumes That...These Dentists ...Are Wearing ...Are...Unbelievable!...

"I'm A...Gnathology Specialist!...And I'm Going To Win...The Best Costume Award!...Because... Everything...Is...Just...

...An Illusion...Anyway...Right?"...

"Halloween Time 

is almost like

'Make Believe' Time!

It's Okay to be

Anyone But Your self!"

"Your Costume

should

conform to Your

exact Needs and 

Specifications!

You want to give 

The Desired Impression

without Compromise!...

...Otherwise...

...what's the Point?"

"Hollywood...Yes,

I'm a Spy...

But My Name

is not...



'Jamia Bond!'"
































































































































"Since I am a

Fulltime

Dental Student 

at the Winge Institute

for the Oral Sciences,

They might help to 

pay for a

Patent Application!

and since that's the Case...

...I'm going to 

develop

a 'Bangin' 

Designer Toothpaste!"...
































































"Tell Me,

HSR...

...what did you do 

with your Hot Air Balloon

the next day

after



Landing on that Clothing Optional Beach?"


















































"You're coming by at 7:30

to pick

Us up for the Party?...Okay!"

 

"If You correctly guess

what I'll

be this Halloween,

...I'll...!"

"Why do You

want to 

see Me...

...'Squeeze into My Costume?'"














































"Sure... 

...I'm throwing a Party!...

But It's not

on the Same Night

as Hollywood's, because...

I want no one to know

that it's really Me!"

"This Year...

I'm going to...

...Trick Hollywood Good!"

You and Your

‘this Lady ran up to me and gave Me 

a Kiss and then Ran’ 

Smiles 

are 

in a Happy Daze!

 

 

 

This 

'What You See may not be

what's Really There'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

a Tupac and Friends

Hologram!

"Don't Fail!...

...Give out Trick or Treats to Kids so that they ‘Like’ 

your house the rest of the Year and 

the rest of their Lives!

Yes, y'all...

Keep the Kids Happy!

Including HSR!...Otherwise,

'Preventable Stuff'

may happen, as seen in,

 “Some Zombies Come Back…For Their…Dental Recall Appointments…And…Whoa!... 

...All...

  _  _  _  _ 

...Breaks Loose!”...

and before that,

in...

'Dracula... 

...Or 'Draculea'…

...Who Has 

...The Better Bite?"...

And right before that

in

"Hey Zombies!...Word Up!..  

...Here Are Some Tips and

Tricks To Keep Your Smile...And Persona ...Good And...Ugly!"...

...Because...HSR

STILL NEEDS TO MEET THE

EVER-INCREASING COSTS

OF HIS

TUITION PAYMENTS

FOR

USC

DENTAL SCHOOL,

AND...

HE'S NOT QUITE

CUT OUT

TO DRIVE FOR

UBER OR LYFT,

SO

TO GET THE 'DUCKETS'

FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR

HE 

SEEKS OUT EMPLOYMENT 

AT HIS 

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 

"FUNNY FARM!"...

WHICH IS 

NOT TOO FAR 

FROM HIM,

BUT HE WILL HAVE 

IRREGULAR HOURS,

WHICH MEANS THAT 

SOMETIMES HE HAS TO

...WORK NIGHTS!

OH NO!...

BUT, 

THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS 

FOR HIM

IS TO...SHOW UP 

FOR HIS FIRST DAY!...

SO, 

AFTER

ALL OF 

THIS PREPARATION

AND STUFF,

HSR STARTS WALKING 

TO THE SANITARIUM

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

BUSILY GOING THEIR WAYS...

BUT

HSR ALSO COMES ACROSS

PEOPLE THAT AREN'T 

GOING ANYWHERE!...

THEN 

HE PASSES A WOMAN THAT 

IS KEEPING THE

STREETS CLEAN!...

NOW, 

THIS LADY SAYS,

"YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT I NEED...

GOT A SEC?"

AND HSR REPLIES, 

"HEY, MAYBE LATER, BUT

NOT NOW!

AND HE CONTINUES ON...

THEN LATER, 

AS HE WALKS FURTHER,

YIKES!

A WOMAN IS

TRAPPED!...SO

HE FREES HER

AND SHE RUNS AWAY!...

"THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A 'BIG MESS!'" 

HE SHRIEKS!

SO STILL ON HIS WAY,

"HI, SIR...DON'T WALK SO FAST..

LET ME

TAKE YOU

FOR SOME MONEY,

AND THEN YOU CAN GO!

HSR, SAYING NOTHING, 

JUST KEEPS WALKING!

"HEY, HOLLYWOOD...'MEMBA ME

I SAT NEXT TO YOU 

IN HIGH SCHOOL TRIG!"

"OH HI,

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?" ASKS HSR...

"I'M TRAVELING THE WORLD...

AND I 

GET PAID 

TO WRITE ABOUT IT!" 

SHE SAYS.

"WELL, I'M STARTING THIS JOB 

AT THE MENTAL WARD 

NEAR HERE," SAYS HSR...

"PLEASE,

LET ME WARN YOU 

ABOUT ONE THING, 'WOOD...

DON'T LOSE YOUR ID BADGE...

OR THEY'LL KEEP YOU...

...I AIN'T 

LYIN'!" SHE SAYS ...

"I'LL REMEMBER THAT!...YO, 

I GOTTA GO...

BUT, 

GOOD TO SEE YOU!...AND

...BYE!" SAYS HSR...

AND 

HE KEEPS GOING ON HIS WAY...

"HEY, BIG BOY!...

"I NEED A LOAN REALLY BAD!...

"I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR, 

"BUT THANK YOU!"

AND 

HE KEEPS GOING

BUT HE ALSO 

SEES A WOMAN

WHO SEEMS TO HAVE 

FALLEN ON SOME HARD TIMES!...

AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF, 

"WELL, I'M JUST THANKFUL 

FOR WHAT I HAVE! 

AND I'MA COUNT 

MY BLESSINGS! AND 

I HOPE THAT 

THIS JOB ISN'T DEALING WITH

 PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY

OUT OF IT, AND IN FAIRY-TALE

LAND, WHERE I HAVE TO

RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE TO CATCH 'UM!"

"SORRY, SIR, FOR ALMOST

BUMPING INTO YOU," 

THIS STREET GUY SAYS TO HSR...

...

SO HSR FINALLY GETS THERE, 

BUT,

SOME WOMEN ARE ARGUING

OVER A GUY 

WHO IS 'PROLLY' INSIDE OF THE PLACE,

AND HSR WALKS ON OVER 

TO THE FRONT GATE

AND GIVES 

THE GUARDS HIS NAME,

AND THEY LET HIM ENTER, 

AND THEY TELL HIM,

"REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE...FIRST FLOOR!"

SO,

HE GOES 

INSIDE THE BUILDING AND 

WALKS DOWN A HALL WAY 

AND HE SEES PEOPLE

MOVING ABOUT...

"HI, MISTER...

...YOU MUST BE

NEW HERE, RIGHT?" 

SAYS A TEENAGE  GIRL..

"YES, I AM" SMILES HSR...

"WELL, PEOPLE SMILE 

WHEN THEY FIRST GET HERE...

...THEN THEY STOP!...

THAT'S HOW I COULD TELL 

THAT YOU'RE NEW!"

SAYS THE GIRL...

"YOU'RE PRETTY PERCEPTIVE, 

YOUNG LADY!" SAYS HSR...

"AND, SIR, THE OFFICE 

IS THE OTHER WAY, " SAYS THE GIRL...

"WELL, THANKS!" SAYS HSR AS HE STARTS 

IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION...

BUT 

ON HIS WAY, 

HE HEARS SOME GUY 

TELLING A LADY 

TO TAKE HER MEDICINES,

BUT, 

SHE DOESN'T

WANT TO!

SO, 

HSR FINALLY WALKS INTO 

THE MAIN OFFICE AND 

SITS DOWN

AND THE SECRETARY 

ASKS HSR, 

"ARE YOU A NEW PATIENT,

OR A NEW HIRE?"

"A NEW HIRE!" SAYS HSR.

AND THE SECRETARY LAUGHS, "SOMETIMES, 

IT'S HARD TO TELL 

THE DIFFERENCE!"

"IN THAT CASE," SAYS HSR, 

"I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY BADGE!"

"RIGHT, MR. REPORT, BECAUSE, 

YOU MIGHT JUST GET 

AN EXTENDED STAY! HA HA, HA!" 

THE SECRETARY CRAZILY 

LAUGHS!

"WELL, EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER, SO,

JUST GO DOWN TWO DOORS 

TO THE STAFF LOUNGE 

FOR A WHILE!" SHE FINISHES...

AND HSR PASSES ONE ROOM

BUT, WHEN HSR GETS TO THE LOUNGE,

A LADY THERE SAYS,

"HI THERE!... 

YOU MUST BE THE NEW GUY!...

...I'M DR. AMY! 

AND I CAN TELL

 IF A PERSON

IS CRAZY OR NOT 

JUST BY 

LOOKING AT THEM!"

"OKAY...WELL, 

DR. AMY, 

PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME

TOO HARD, 

BECAUSE 

I MIGHT BE THINKING

THAT YOU'RE 

THINKING SOMETHING!" SAYS HSR.

"OKAY, I WON'T LOOK 

TOO HARD AT YOU, 

BUT

I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU, 

BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE!...

AND I HEAR THAT 

YOU'RE IN DENTAL SCHOOL...WHERE?" SHE ASKS...

"AT 'U.S.C.'" GRINS HSR.

"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?" SHE ASKS...

"I KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS!" SAYS HSR BACK...

THEN SHE 

LONGINGLY LOOKS HSR 

UP AND DOWN...

"CAN YOU TELL SOMETHING ABOUT ME 

BY LOOKING 

AT MY BODY LANGUAGE, NOW?

"I CAN TELL THAT...

...YOU LIKE TO 

LAY ON YOUR BACK!" JOKES HSR!...

"OMG!

YOU SURPRISE ME, YOUNG MAN!"

"MR. HOLLYWOOD, SIR," 

SAYS THIS DEEP-VOICED GUY 

WHO JUST NOW WALKS IN, 

"WE NEED YOU 

TO HELP 

TAKE A PATIENT 

TO A ROOM!"

SO, 

HSR GETS UP AND SAYS, 

"SEE YOU LATER, DR. AMY!"...

THEN 

HE LEAVES 

WITH THE OTHER GUY.

AND DR. AMY 

WATCHS HSR

GO!

SO, 

AS THEY WALK 

TO THE PLACE 

WHERE THEY NEED TO GO,

HE PASSES BY 

ONE LADY

"PLEASE, COME BACK

AND SEE ME LATER, 

HANDSOME TIGER!" SHE SAYS...

THEN  

THEY FINALLY REACH TO THE 

WOMAN NEEDING ASSISTANCE,

AND PICK HER 

UP 

AND TAKE HER 

TO HER ROOM!

...WITH SOME DIFFICULTY!...

AND, 

AS THEY LEAVE HER 

BEHIND A LOCKED DOOR,

HSR PASSES BY ONE OTHER PATIENT 

THAT'S SO SATISFIED TO

BE THERE!

THEN, HE PASSES BY 

ANOTHER PATIENT IN THE HALLWAY 

WHO IS JUST

ENTERTAINING HISSELF!

AND THEN 

HSR GOES AROUND A CORNER, 

AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT,

BUT ANOTHER GIRL,

A SNEAKY ONE...

WAITS 

FOR THE RIGHT TIME AND

PILFERS 

HIS BADGE AND WALLET!

OH NO!

AND 

ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, 

AS HSR 

MAKES HIS ROUNDS,

A GUARD STOPS HIM AND ASKS

FOR HIS ID

AND HSR 

SEARCHES HIS POCKETS...

...BUT IT'S GONE!

AND THE GUARD SAYS,

"WELL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME...

...RIGHT NOW!"

AND HSR SAYS, "BUT I WORK HERE!"

AND THE GUARD SAYS, "AND SO DO I!" 

SO, 

HSR PUTS UP SOME RESISTANCE

THEN, THE GUARD  

HAULS HSR OFF, AND SAYS

"YOU'RE GOING TO THE LOBOTOMY 

CLINIC!"

"OH NO! SAYS HSR...

"SOMEBODY SWIPED MY STINKIN' BADGE!"

...

SO NOW,

HSR'S

STRAPPED

IN A GURNEY

AND IS GIVEN A SHOT

TO BE

'OUT OF IT'

AND,

THE LADY ATTENDANT

TALKS TO A FRIEND

ON HER PHONE

AND SAYS,

I GOT A CUTE ONE HERE, GIRLFRIEND...

I COULD

EVEN GO CRAZY FOR HIM!"...

BUT...

...THINGS ARE NOT A JOKE!...

BECAUSE...

NOT ONLY IS HSR

BEING RUSHED

OUT OF TOWN...

...HE'S... 

...IN A 'MENTAL

CARAVAN!'

SO,

HE IS

BROUGHT TO

THIS PLACE 

WHICH LOOKS LIKE THERE

 JUST MIGHT BE

'NO ESCAPING!'...

...ESPECIALLY WITH

THESE GUYS AROUND!

SO,

HSR FINALLY

'COMES TO'

AND HE KEEPS TELLING THEM,

"I'M NOT A PATIENT, I WORK THERE!"


AND THE OTHER GUYS SAY,

"SURE YOU DO!"

...AS THEY

DRAG HIM DOWN 

ONE HALLWAY

THEN ANOTHER

ONE...

AND THEY

GO PAST TWO WOMEN IN 

A ROOM...

THEN 

THEY GET TO 

THIS ROOM,

WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO

HAVE THIS 

OCCUPANT IN

THERE ALREADY!

SO THE GUARDS

THROW HSR

IN AND

SLAM THE DOOR

SHUT!



AND AFTER SOME MINUTES,

THE WOMAN ASKS HSR,

"WHAT THEY GET YOU FOR?"


AND HSR RESPONDS,

..."I WAS WORKING AT

THE OTHER SANITARIUM

AND

SOMEBODY

STOLE MY BADGE!...SO

THAT'S HOW I'M HERE...

NO ONE BELIEVES ME!"



"I BELIEVE YOU!"

SHE SMILES!


AND THEY TALK MORE,

AND THEY EVEN START TO

MOVE CLOSER TO EACH OTHER!


"I HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW

WE CAN GET FREE

FROM THIS PLACE,"

SHE CONFIDES...



"LET'S DOI IT!" HSR SMILES.



SO,

SHE GETS BEHIND HIM

AND SHE USES

HER TEETH TO

UNBUCKLE HIS STRAPS!...

AND HE

DOES THE SAME

FOR HER!...



NOW,

THEY ARE

BOTH FREE!...




BUT WHAT'S THIS?...

THEY HEAR A GUARD

COMING DOWN THE HALL

SO THEY PUT

THEIR JACKETS BACK

OVER THEM,

AND THE GUARD THINKS

EVERYTHING'S FINE!...



OKAY...

SO THEY WAIT

FOR TWO MORE HOURS

AND DURING

THAT TIME,

THE WOMAN NUDGES UP TO HSR AND SAYS

"I'M GLAD THAT

YOU



CAME MY WAY...

AND I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

JUST HOW MUCH

RIGHT NOW!"



AND AFTER THEY

'PLAY CRAZY' A LITTLE...

SEVERAL TIMES...

THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE

AND THEY

GO OUT OF THE DOOR

AND

GO DOWN THIS



HALL

AND THEY FINALLY

GET OUTSIDE

AND THEY MAKE IT A LONG WAY AWAY

AND PASS BY AN OLD

CIRCUS!

AND NOW

THEY FINALLY REACH A TOWN!

"I WONDER WHAT THEY CALL THIS CITY?"

ASKS HSR...

AND THEY WALK AROUND 

SOME MORE...

"HI THERE, YOU TWO," 

SAYS

THIS LADY!...

...I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE

COLD AND HUNGRY...MY

PLACE IS RIGHT

ACROSS THE STREET...

COME ON IN...

...YOU'RE WELCOME...

BECAUSE...

THERE ARE A

LOT OF

CRAZY PEOPLE

OUT HERE, OKAY!"


AND THEY RESPOND,

"THANKS FOR THE

HOSPITALITY, MISS!"


...



SO THEY GO

TO HER APARTMENT BUILDING

ACROSS AND CLIMB THE 

STAIRS, AND

GO DOWN A 

HALLWAY,

AND AS THEY

PASS SOME OPEN DOORS

THEY SEE...

...OMGOSH!...I DON'T KNOW!

NOW THE GIRL THAT WAS WITH

HSR AT THE SANITARIUM

TAKES OFF RUNNING 

OUT OF THE BUILDING,

LEAVING JUST

HIM AND THE WOMAN!...

SO, 

AS THEY REACH HER 

APARTMENT FRONT DOOR

IT...

IS OPENED!....

WITH 

A

HAND!

"THANKS FOR OPENING THE DOOR,

MISTER FINGERS!" 

SAYS THE LADY,

THEN, 

SHE TURNS TO HSR WHEN

THEY ARE IN 

THE APARTMENT 

AND SHE SAYS,

"I'M CHANGING INTO SOMETHING

MORE COMFORTABLE!...

...BE RIGHT BACK!"

AND WHEN SHE

RETURNS SHE ASKS,

YOU ARE THE FIRST GUEST THAT

I HAVE HAD HERE

IN A VERY LONG TIME!

AND USING A VERY HYPNOTIC STARE

SHE SAYS,

"YOU WANT TO STAY HERE A WHILE, RIGHT?"

AND HSR, 

UNDER 'DEEP HYPNOSIS,'

PAUSES

AND SAYS,

"YES, MAM...I DO!"

"GREAT," SHE

RESPONDS!...

"NOW YOUNG MAN...LET'S GET STARTED!...

...LET US DRINK OUR 

'ELIXIR OF 

POWER!'"

THEN, 

THEY BOTH PICK UP THE

GOBLETS AND 

GULP ALL OF THE 

'POTION' AND,

THE WOMAN SAYS,

"COME CLOSER TO ME, NOW...

FOR 'CELESTIAL SUPPPORT!'...

...FOR WE

WILL NEED IT AS OUR PERCEPTIONS

BECOME

MORE CLEAR!"

AND NOW...

...WITH THEIR 

'POWER COAGULATING,'

HSR VISIONS

TRAVELING THROUGH THE COSMOS,

AND

'FEELING' HIS WAY AROUND,

AND THEN, 

OF COURSE,

DENTAL

TEETH COME TO MIND!

AFTER THAT,

A 'PEACEFULNESS' 

MAKES ITSELF PRESENT!

THAT IS...

UNTIL THEY BOTH 

ENCOUNTER...

...

NOW...

THIS CREATURE...

COMMANDS HSR'S ATTENTION, "LOOK

ME IN THE EYE!" IT SAYS...

SO HE LOOKS IT

IN THE EYE...

"SIR,

I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A HOME,

AND YOU'RE

AT USC DENTAL SCHOOL

AND YOU WORK AT A SANITARIUM...

...WHICH OF THOSE PLACES

WOULD YOU 

LIKE TO GO TO?"

"I WANNA

GO HOME!" HE CRIES

"IF YOU WANT THAT

OR ANYTHING ELSE...

YOU MUST 

GO PAST THAT

DOOR!...

AND IT'S NOT CLEAR WHAT 

HE DID 

TO 

GET TO THE DOOR,..

...BUT...IT MAY 

OR MAY NOT

HAVE HAD SOMETHING 

TO DO WITH

THIS!

...NOW, WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR...

IT LOOKS LIKE

SOMETHING THAT 

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ENEMIES WITH!

...THEN...

...HEY!...

...YOU DON'T SAY!

Love Toothbrush®                                      






























































“Don’t wear a Costume that You would be Ashamed to 

put on Instagram!”

 

"Hey everybody!...

It's our 

First Annual



Costume Parade!...Of Dentists!

Yes!...Dentists from

all over are

Expressing their Holiday Spirit

In-Person and

Virtually!...

And...

We're first 

starting off

with

Outrageous 

Hats!...This

Dentist is From Russia,

and this one,

from

Silicon Valley,

is a

Certified



3-D Printed, CAD/CAM Creation!




Of Course there 

are

Second Life 

Characters...

Wow!...Someone's Paying

Homage to Bruce Lee!

OMGosh...Wait!....

Is This Really...

Beyonce at

Our Party?...Naw!...

Wow!...

An Austin Powers'

Character 

from New Zealand!...

...And a 'Dentist Alien'

flew in from Canada!

Batman and  Superman

are from Uraguay and Paraguay, 

respectively!

And, of course,

The Joker

from New York!...

Will You look at this!...

...some one's representing

The Queen, 

with

her Graceful 

Self!...

And we have

King Henry 

the VIII!...

Look!

Someone's dressed as

Jimi Hendricks,

playing behind his Head,

and

with his Teeth

and Yikes!...the

'Ultimate Guitar Transgression!'

I tell ya...They

are serious here tonight!

...Where would we be

without a Dentist

from Romania!...

...and one from

Egypt!

Okay!...

Here are some 

Health Care Workers from

the 

Bubonic Plaque Era

in Europe!...

...Here Comes

The Beautiful Bride...From Austria!...

And this wouldn't be

complete  

without Bela...

...Our VIP (Vampy Important Person!)

Uh Oh...a Spy from

Nova

Fashiona!

Well, what do you know...a...

...disappeaing Hologram!

Well, folks...

there are many more

yet to 

make an Entrance...

...However, we're

signing off!...

...But...Wait!...

Look who's finally showing up!

...It's...

...Frankie!

Now...We're gonna

Really get Things Started!

May you have many...

...“Our True Inner Selves Still ‘Shine Through,’ 

no matter what 

We wear! However, 

We also can stretch and use 

our Imaginations  

to modify

our Actions as We wear a Certain Costume… 

And if people become frightened, 

or whatever, 

of that, 

we can 

analyze things on a case by case basis!”...

...“You can only see ‘Skin Deep,’ 

but 

I can 

...see ‘Right Through You!”...





...“OMGosh!...I did that?...

...I must be Dreaming!”...

...“You can try to Psychoanalyze Me   

as much as You’d like…

It still won’t tell you how 

I really feel about You...

...For You to get that Information, 

It’s gonna take 

...more that a Costume 

and a ‘Boo!’”…

...Smiles!

“No Wonder why 

so many people are conflicted 

over the Concept of Halloween!...

...Somethings they like and 

somethings they dread!”

“You want me to 

do Your Tooth Fairy Route 

Tonight?...  

...Um, Okay!”

The Work Of A 'Fun Truck' 

Is Never Done!

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where She Asks, 

"Can I Be Your Personal Dentexa 

For Another Month, Please?"...

Dental Hygiene Wars!

It Looks Like 

carious predatorus wingeulus

may have acquired an

Anthropomorphic Gene!

“You are now in a Gingival Abscess, 

surrounded by an Uncountable Enemy...   

...Are You Ready?”

“Yes...I am Nimble on My Feet and 

Swift with My Blade and 

...Bad with My Attitude!” 

... “Well then, 

...Let Our Practice Commence!”

“Don’t Laugh!...

...I still Get Dates!”

“Bacteria-Piercing Ammo!...

...Want Some?”















"Kung Fu the



Feng Shui!"
















"My...He's Cute...



...and Fast!"

“10, 

20, 

30…There 

are 

...Hygienists Everywhere!”

Together

is Better!

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