"Help!...Everything's Sinking!...I Better...Find Something...To Grab Onto!...Quick!...
...Wait!...
...What's that...Over There?"...
Which is more Difficult...
...Impossible Rock Climbing...
...or...
being 'Perennially...
...Red Carpet' Beautiful?
You and Your
'accidents can happen without warning so
try and prevent them'
Smiles
are
constantly watching for
Mishaps!
This
Only venture into the Deep Water if you can swim
Well!
The Dentist better
remember these Warnings
later on today...
because...
'It's Gonna Rock and Roll'...
...just like in...
“A Farmer…Tells His Dentist Nephew...To...Go Out... And…'Hunt And Prepare'...
...A Family Of…Wild Turkeys!...But…This Is What…Really Happens!...
and
causal to that...
"Turkey Farmers "Ain't Smilin'"
IS ABOUT TO WALK
6 MILES THROUGH
THE THICK WOODS
AND DEEP SNOW
AND
HE HAS NO PROBLEM
WITH THIS TREK
BECAUSE HE’S FAMILIAR
WITH ALMOST EVERY TREE
IN THIS BIG FOREST,
BUT ALONG HIS WAY,
HE HEARS SOME SOUNDS,
SO,
HE CROUCHES DOWN
TO A TREE FOR COVER,
AND
HE SPOTS SOME WOLVES
THAT ARE
'HOT ON THE TRAIL'
OF SOME PREY
AND HSR LOOKS TO WHERE
THEY ARE GOING, AND
THEY ARE HEADED STRAIGHT
TO A MOTHER REINDEER AND HER CALF,
'THANKSGIVINGLY HAPPY,'
BUT
THE MOTHER REINDEER FIGHTS OFF
THE WOLVES SOME,
AND THEN SHE
LURES THEM AWAY FROM HER BABY,
RUNS THE OTHER WAY,
AND,
SEEING ALL OF THIS,
HSR CHASES AFTER
THE SMALL DEER, AND
AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING,
HE CATCHES UP
TO THE TIRED DOE,
AND HE
LOOKS AT IT
AND SAYS TO IT,
“HEY, LITTLE BUDDY,
OF THIS DANGEROUS AREA!...
COME ON, LET’S GO!”...
AND THE LITTLE DEER
HESITATES AT FIRST,
THEN LOOKS BACK
IN ITS MOTHER’S DIRECTION,
AND IT HEARS SOME
FAINT FIGHTING AND GROWLING NOISES,
THEN THE DOE
DECIDES TO STEP CAREFULLY
AND
FOLLOW HSR,
SO THEY WALK A WHILE
AND THEY
PASS BY A STREAM,
MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN,
THIS IS PAYNTER ISLAND,
CANADA
THE AIR IS
'BOTTLED
SO
HSR AND THE BABY REINDEER
KEEP WALKING ALONG
TOWARD HSR’S PLACE,
BUT AFTER A WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME NOISES BEHIND HIM,
SO HE GRABS THE DOE
AND HIDES BEHIND A SET OF ROCKS
...AND...
...GUESS WHAT?...
...IT’S MOMMA DEAR!...SHE’S BACK!...
...WHOA!...
...SHE MUST HAVE PUT A WHUPPIN’
ON THOSE WOLVES!...
A LITTLE BANGED UP,
BUT SHE WALKS
TO THE SMALL DOE,
THEN LICKS IT
ALONG
ON THEIR WAY…
“OH, ISN’T THAT TOO CUTE!”...
HSR STARTS
HEADING HIS WAY BACK HOME,
BUT AFTER WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME MORE
SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS
BEHIND HIM…
...AND...
...IT’S ANOTHER WOLF!...
REALLY MEAN…
HE QUICKLY CHECKS
AROUND FOR THE BEST TREE
TO CLIMB...
...RIGHT NOW!…
..."YES, THERE’S ONE!"...
SO HE
SCAMPERS UP QUICK, FAST, AND IN A HURRY!
…AND JUST IN TIME…
...BECAUSE THE BIG BAD WOLF
IS JUST RUDELY
AND VORACIOUSLY
NOW,…
CLIMBING UP TO A STRONG BRANCH
AND SITS ON IT TO
'WAIT IT OUT!'…
THEN,
HE REMEMBERS THAT
HE HAS SOME
FRESH
RAW MEAT...
(ALONG WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF!)
…SO
HE GETS OUT SEVERAL
BIG CHUNKS OF STEAK
AND SHOOTS THEM
A LONG WAY AWAY!…
...AND THE WOLF HEARS THE MEAT
HIT THE SNOW,...
LEAVE HSR
AND RUN THE LONG DISTANCE
TO GET TO THE
...AND HE SHOOTS ANOTHER
BIG CHUNK IN ABOUT THE SAME PLACE,
AND TWO OTHER WOLVES
HEAR AND SMELL IT...
AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,
THE WOLVES START TO
FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES
FOR MORE CHUNKS
THAT HSR
KEEPS SHOOTING OUT…
WITH THE WOLVES
TEARING EACH OTHER APART
OVER THE REMAINING FOOD,
HSR CLIMBS DOWN
THE TREE IN A HURRY
AND HEADS HOME,
BUT,
TO GET DARK,
A LONG WAY IN
HE FINALLY REACHES
EMPTY CABIN,
HAS BEEN IN
MANY TIMES...
BELIEVE ME...
A REFESHING SIGHT
RIGHT NOW!…
...SO HE
...AND...
...WHOA!...NOBODY’S THERE!…...GREAT!...
...SO
HE SHUTS THE DOOR
AND SETS UP A
SMALL FIRE
IN THE
FIREPLACE
AND BREAKS OPEN
A CAN OF CHILI BEANS
AND SPAM, AND HE
WARMS IT UP AND
IS ABOUT TO
'HEARTILY DIG IN!'…
KNOCKS AND SCRATCHES
ON THE DOOR…
DISTURBED
HSR
THINKS,
HE GETS UP AND
WALKS CAUTIOUSLY
OVER TO
HE TRIES TO SEE
THROUGH THE CRACKS
AND SPACES
IN THE OLD AND WORN
BUT...HE...
...CAN’T SEE
...AND HE HEARS SOME MORE SCRATCHES…
AND THEN...A BABY...
...STARTS CRYING LOUDLY!
SO,
HE UNLOCKS IT
AND SLOWLY CRACKS
THE SQUEAKY FRONT DOOR,
WHICH
SEEMS TO
PROUDLY SING...
IN VARYING HIGH NOTES...
AS IT
FURTHER OPENS...
...AND…
HSR STANDS AND LOOKS
OUTSIDE AND SAYS,
"WHOA!...
...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"...
...
"MAY WE HAVE SHELTER, SIR?"
ASKS THE GUY,
WHO IS WITH A WOMAN
WHO HAS...WOW!...
...JUST GIVEN BIRTH ON
THE STEPS!
"PLEASE, YOU THREE...
...DO COME IN...RIGHT NOW!"
SMILES HSR...
...AND HE
ASKS THEM,
"WHAT LED YOU TO THIS PLACE?"
"WE SAW A VERY FAINT AND PERIODIC
'AURORA'
IN THE THE SNOWY SKY,"
SAYS THE GUY...
..."AND...WE
FOLLOWED IT HERE!"
"WELL, PLEASE,
SHARE SOME FOOD WITH ME!"
OFFERS HSR...
THEN,
THE MAN AND THE LADY EAT,
AND HSR SAYS,
"PLEASE GO AHEAD!...I
HAVE MORE!"
"THIS IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD,"
SAYS THE MAN!...
"YES IT IS!" RETURNS HSR
AS HE GAZES
OUT THE WINDOW
AT THE MYSTERIOUS AND
POWERFUL
AURORA,
AND HE SAYS,
"THIS IS REALLY A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
...
SO, EVERY THINGS JUST A LITTLE
HAPPY
FOR EVERYONE NOW,
AND THE BABY'S FINISHED NURSING,
AND SLEEPING,
BUT
THE YOUNG HSR
SMELLS SOME SMOKE,
WHICH ONLY MEANS
THAT
THE SNOW OUTSIDE
HAS COVERED UP
THE CHIMNEY,
SO HE
GOES OUTSIDE
AND
AS HE IS
ABOUT
TO START,
HE THINKS OF HIS BROTHER
AND A FRIEND
DOING SOME
CRAZY STUFF!
SO,
HSR
FINALLY REACHES THE
CHIMNEY AND
CLEARS THE SNOW OUT,
SO THE SMOKE
CAN EXIT...GREAT!
BUT,
AS HE COMES BACK DOWN
HE LOSES HIS FOOTING
AND FALLS
A WAYS
IN THE SOFT SNOW,
AND HE DOESN'T
GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT,
HOWEVER,
HE NOW HEARS
A LOUD CRACK SOUND
AND SOME RUMBLINGS!...
NOW, HE
LOOKS AT THE MOUNTAIN
JUST ABOVE HIM,
AND HE SEES...OH CRAP!...
...AN...
...AVALANCHE!...WITH
WHAT SEEMS
TO BE
'HIS NAME ON IT!'
AND IT
COVERS HIM UP
PRETTY GOOD,
AND HE'S
SEEMINGLY
UNCONSCIOUS...
...AND STILL BREATHING...
...BUT HE'S
WATCHING THIS
GEOMETRY
GIF
IN HIS MIND...AND...
...AT THAT
MOST OPPORTUNE TIME,
...A...
'SINISTER SPIRIT OF THE SNOWS'
RIDES IN
ON THIS
FLYING
BEAST,
AND HAPPILY
SAYS,
"NOW I
HAVE THAT
YOUNG MAN,
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT HE'S A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS HYBRID, YET...
...YES!...WHAT I COULD DO...
...WITH HIS POWERS!"
AND AT THAT...
...MOST OPPORTUNE TIME...
...AGAIN...
...THE 'GOOD SPIRIT OF THE SNOWS'
SAYS
TO THE OTHER SPIRIT,
"If we were meant to be in the water all of the time,
we would
have Fins!"
Well...
as the Sun 'Wavily
Rises'
in the Sky,
to wake up
Life in the
Big City,
a Dentist who is
about to wake up,
thinks about what
he wants to do today,
and he thinks about
possibly
Cooling it in a Pool,
and
maybe even
camping
a bit, but
he thinks that he
really wants to
go Sailing in the Seas!
So,
he gets ready and
heads on out in
his ride
out of the Concrete
Jungle!...
"Sailing will do Me
some good," exclaims
the Dentist as
he starts his
escape
from the
Lights, Cameras, and Action!
However,
it's not that fast
of an excursion because the
freeways are just
inching along!
But
the Dentist still tries to
keep his Cool!
"I wish that it was
all green lights and
no slowdowns!"
And when he
finally gets
to the Pier,
a Friend asks,
"Hey, Buddy...You have that
'Adventuresome
in no time flat!
And after
doing this
and that,
he settles down
and
'takes it
all in!'
Now he thinks about some
water-loving
Friends that
are really
into it and
maybe even
fearless under the harshest conditions!
So, he's
'mellowing along'
on the
little rough!
...Then the rains
hard!
"Oh No!...It's not that
'Los Malos Hermanos...The Bad Brothers!'...I hope not!
But...
it just
smacks his boat
and
destroys everything!
But...just like that,
the storm disappears!...OMGosh!...
And the Dentist manages to
find a small
Life Raft and
unbelievably, the waters are
calm again!
However,
without warning...
...again...
a 'Rogue Wave'
'messes with
the Dentist!'
Now,
the Dentist has
nothing...
...but himself!
"Praise the Lord for
this Place," he smiles!
Now,
he walks around
the place a bit...
"How come I
on My Map?"
As he walks about,
he sees
that it is
peaceful
and
serene!
"I think I'll have a
seat right
about
here!"
Now,
he relaxes and even
naps several times
and later on
he thinks,
"This Sunset...
couldn't be More Gorgeous!"
Now,
as it gets darker
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"Now that I'm off of work,
I'm Landing Next To
"This Sword/Scaler
is from
the Medieval Times!"
"...And then...Hollywood...
whispered into My Ear..."
"In the Sulcus Cafe, it's
'all you can eat!'
And...
...that's just what I do!"
"I must cut
that
carious predatorus wingeulus
Bacterium
into Pieces...now!...
...before It's too late!"
"Yes...my Great Uncle
is the
Prince of
Inchantedlandia!...
...Prince Cyril von Weidenhoffen de Letterfrausen!"
"Doctor Report!...
...I'd like to volunteer for the
Committee that's Planning
the Very First
'World Dental History Month'...
...this Coming April!"
"I can't believe it!
...Eight of my Best
Hygienist Friends
have been
Taken Hostage by
actinomyces viscosus!"
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