“Man!...This Food…’Shawl’ Is Good!...I Have To Dine By Myself…This Time…Cause Of That…’Co Co’ Thing… But...Hey!...Who’s That…Knocking On My...
Say,
"It's ’Vacation Time’ for Me"…
...even if it’s
just for a couple of minutes…
…as you encounter
some of Dentistry’s
...Red Carpet Secrets!
This
‘everything’s not even close to Normal’
That makes all the
Dentist Creates A..."Sanctuary City"...In The Countryside...For...Turkeys...To Save Them From...
..."Thanksgiving Extinction!"...Part 2...
"What's Better Than...An Emerald Tiera...Or A Diamond And Ruby Crown...On Your Head?...I'll Tell You!...
A Long Bright Set Of Gorgeous...
...Enamel Pearly Whites Just Under Your Nose!...
...That's What!..."
and,
almost starting with,
ON MAUNA KEA
AND AFTER
PASSING SOME
INDIGENOUS, PRETTY TREES
AND SHARES WITH HIM
SOME OF
HAWAII'S
MOST FAMOUS SNACK!...
NOW, HSR MAKES
THE REST OF THE TRIP
QUICK, SHORT, AND SWEET!...
WHEN HE GETS
TO THE MAIN GATE
HE IS PERSONALLY GREETED BY
THE HEAD ASTRONOMER
AND RESEARCHER,
PROFESSOR
THE OBSERVATORY
"THANK YOU, LEKOLA,
FOR BRINGING...THESE TWO
INTELLECTUAL SPECIMENS
TO ME
TO START OUR NEW PROGRAM!"...
"YOU TWO...COME WITH ME!"
SAYS
THIS 'ONE'...
SO,
THEY CLIMB INTO THE ALIEN SHIP...
"GO DOWN THIS WAY,"
THE ALIEN BARKS...
"HA HA...
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!
HA, HA!,"
SAYS THIS
OTHER ALIEN!...
"AND NOW,
TURN INTO HERE...THESE ARE
YOUR QUARTERS!,"
IT SAYS...
SO,
WE WALK IN AND SEE
SOMETHINGS THAT MIGHT
INVOLVE A LITTLE MORE
THAN SLEEPING!
...
SUDDENLY,
WE FEEL THE SHIP
MOVE AND TAKE OFF, AND
IN NO TIME, WE'RE
OUTTA THERE!
AND
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,
WE TRAVEL
LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!"
"WELL, THEY HAVEN'T
HURT US YET,"
SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU,
SO WE HAVE
SOME VALUE, RIGHT?"...
"MAYBE SO...HEY!
LOOK AT
ALL OF THAT
STUFF OUT
THE WINDOW...
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THESE BEFORE!"
NOW
HSR LOOKS AROUND THE ROOM,
AND THE PROFESSOR,
IN NEED OF SOME REASSURING,
COMES CLOSER TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"PLEASE, HOLD ME...
...WE MUST...
GET THROUGH THIS...
TOGETHER!"
"YES, WE SHALL, PROFESSOR!"
SAYS HSR
AS HE GIVES HER A
LONG TIGHT SQUEEZE!...
"DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH WAY WE
CAME FROM THE SPACE SHIP,"
ASKS HSR...
YES, I DO!" SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU...
"WELL, I'M GOING TO MEET YOU
BACK THERE
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE
TO BREAK FREE, OKAY!"
"OKAY," SHE SAYS BACK...
THEN
THEY HUG ONE MORE TIME!
...
BUT
AT THAT MOMENT,
THE DOOR OPENS...
AND HSR SAYS
"I SEE THAT
THERE'S A
'NO-KNOCK'
POLICY HERE, HUH!"
"VERY FUNNY,
DR. REPORT,"
SAYS THE ALIEN, "WE
KNOW WHO YOU ARE!...
...COME WITH ME, NOW!"
AT THAT MOMENT,
HSR IS GRIPPED
WITH A FORCE THAT
HELPLESSLY
MAKES HIM COMPLY...
AND HE IS TAKEN
TO A ROOM...
"YOU MUST ADDRESS
ALL REQUESTS
THAT ARE REQUIRED OF YOU...OR ELSE"
SAYS THE ALIEN...
"OR ELSE WHAT,
YOU'LL THROW ME OVERBOARD, HUH!?"
REBELS HSR!
SO,
THE ALIENS WATCH HIM
WALK IN...
AND HSR SEES
SOME NICE APPOINTMENTS...
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM,
HE SEES
A FEMALE
ALIEN!
OH NO!
AND...
SHE WALKS TO HSR
AND SAYS...
OMGOSH!...
...AS THE ALIEN WOMAN
GETS CLOSER...
SHE SPEAKS,
"I AM
THE
PRETTIEST WOMAN
ON MY PLANET!...AND I HAVE
THE POWER TO CHANGE
INTO ANY
PERSON YOU LIKE!...WANT TO
TRY ME?"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR...
"CHANGE INTO MY LAST GIRLFRIEND,
BERNALISCULA CUCUMBRANA!"
"OKAY!" SAYS THE ALIEN,
"HOW DO YOU
ATTENTION?"
SO,
HSR IS VERY SURPRISED
THAT THE ALIEN LOOKS
JUST LIKE HIS LAST
GIRLFRIEND...AND...
...SINCE HSR WANTS
TO LIVE,
ALONG WITH THE PROFESSOR...
HE HEARTEDLY
INITIATES
AN ACTIONABLE
EMBRACE...
AND
SO,
HE OPENS THE DOOR
TO THE CHAMBER
DOOR,
AND,
GREAT!...
NO OTHER ALIENS ARE
AROUND!
"I'VE GOT TO MEET VERONICA
AT THE SHIP
AND
GET OUT OF HERE!"
THINKS HSR...
NOW,
THE PROFESSOR IS ABLE TO GET AWAY
AND SHE IS
CURRENTLY
OUT OF THERE
TO THE SHIP, TOO!
BUT,
AS SHE TURNS THE CORNER,
SHE SEES
AS THEY
"THERE YOU ARE!" TO HSR
THEN THE
HOLOGRAM
REACHES OUT AND TOUCHES HIS ARM
AND
ARE
WHO KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT!...
...BUT…
NEXT, HSR
AND THE PROFESSOR,
SEEM TO GAIN CONSCIOUSNESS
IN A HALLWAY
SUDDENLY,
THIS STRANGE FORCE LADY
APPEARS BEHIND THEM AND SAYS,
ALIEN SPACE SHIP!”…
...“OH BOY,” EXCLAIMS HSR,
“YOU GUYS HAVE PROTECTION
FROM THOSE SPACE PIRATES?”
“YES WE DO,” SMILES THE COMMANDER,
“BUT THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU…
WHY DON’T YOU
AND YOUR FRIEND
GET BACK ON YOUR SHIP
Love Toothbrush®
RV!
But...Wait!...
Since He's
in the Heart Land,
and...
at this time of Year...
...'Out of Nowhere'...
...'The Snows'...
come...and
they come 'On Strong!'...
And, Yes!...There are
the 'Leftovers'
long Time!
sits down at the Dinner Table
Then,
opens the RV Door
and let's them in!
"You are a Real Savior, Sir!," they both say...
And not forgetting his manners,
Doctor Molaar, says,
"Please, I beg You,
Have something to
Eat and Drink! It seems
that You Arrived
Just in Time!"
Now,
the Guy and the Girl
get warm and start to partake
in the Food!...
...Yeah!...
But...Wouldn't you know it?...
There's another
Knock on the Door!
So, the Doctor
opens the Door
and He Sees
a Cute Little
Toddler!...And
there's another one
walking this way!...And then
there's a Woman,
who takes
care of them, and She says,
"Oh, Thank You, Mister!...We're
Cold and Hungry!...And They need
'Changing!'...Can We Please
Come inside?"
"Oh, You don't even have to Ask!,"
smiles Molaar!...
So they come on in,
but before he
can close the door,
he looks to the side
and a
whole Football Team...
...is coming
his Way!
"Can We Come in, Sir?...Our bus Broke
Down and we're getting
Frostbite Out Here!"
"Yes!," Smiles Doctor Molaar,
"Come in and get warm and eat and rest
and we'll make it
together in this Storm!"
So the rest of the team
rushes
on in...which makes the RV
lean to the side some...but that's okay!
So now,
there's a
whole crowd of folk,
and
they are
all Happy and Warm
and
Eating and Laughing!...Great!
"Man," thinks the Doctor,
"I'd hate to think what
would have happened if
I wasn't here!"
Then...One more knock is
made on the Door!
"Oooookay..." thinks Molaar, "...let's see!"
So, He opens the Door...again...and one of the
Football Guys says, "Hey, Sir, can
you close the Door
to
keep the Heat In?"
"Sure," says the Dentist.
So, He
goes outside and he
looks to the side and this
in the
the Towns out here!
And when they
finally get back
with the needed gas
everyone is happy,
especially this Woman,
who says,
"You are...
...My Hero!...Oh...and I made
something for You...
...Would You like to try some?"
"With Pleasure," says
the Doctor!...
May you have many
“Hey!...
...With My New Genetically-altered Wings
I flew from
#3 to #19…
…in a Flash!”
“I’m a member of the First
‘Hygienist Strike Force’ on the Moon!”
“Why did the Biofilm cross the Road?...
…To run from Me!”
“It’s the latest!...
...My ‘Aircycle’
runs off of
Bacterial Plasma!”
“I’m Sailing My Ship in the Sulcular Seas,
and
I see a Raft
with Bacteria clinging to it
for their lives…
…and guess what I do?...
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