"I Just Bought A...195-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!"...Part 6...

  “Really!...I’m A Regular…Dental Building!...This Lightning...At Night...Shows A…Different Side Of Me!...One That...I Hope...You...

...Can’t Resist!...

Welcome to a short Vacation...

worthy of a

Red Carpet Experience!

You and Your 

'some Dentists are starting to see 'Alternative 

Patients'

Smiles

are

remembering to Keep 

My Visits!

This 

'Many Buyers have Buyer's Remorse'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Real Estate Brokers 

who want to 

Quickly Unload

Haunted Properties!

Your Phone May 

Save You or 

Kill You!

All for the sake 

of a 

Snapshot!

Let's not get Carried Away or

Blown away or 

otherwise 

Taken Away!...Ya Hear!

...All of You HSRs Out There!


HSR doesn't want to

cheat himself out

of 'Days Lived'...so he better act better than

he did in

..."I Just Bought A...194-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has... 

...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!"...Part 5...

and before that 

during

" I Bought A 193 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has 

Ghosts!...So...Here’s What I Am Going 

To Do!...Part 4..."

and even 

anterior to that

during

"I Just Bought A 192 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has 

Ghosts!...So 

Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 3....,"

because

nowadays 

PEOPLE AND 'THINGS'

DON'T WANT 

'PRIM AND 

PROPER'

DURING HALLOWEEN... 

THEY WANT 

'RAUNCHY 

AND 

DISGUSTING!

"SO...

TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"

ASKS

A GOOD FRIEND, "WHERE ARE YOU

HAVING YOUR  

FOURTH

ANNUAL

PARTY?"


AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,

I  FOUND A

COUPLE OF PLACES

THAT ARE

SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,

BUT

THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"




THEN SHE ASKS,

"ARE YOU

GETTING THE ONE

WITH THE



MOAT?"



YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A GREAT

'CONVERSATION STARTER'

AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE

TO BE ON

GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE!" HE RESPONDS...





"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A

COUPLE OF SURPRISES

AT THE END?"




"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE

NO ONE HAS

DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...





SO...

WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...

IT SHOULD HAVE A

GOOD TURNOUT

BECAUSE THE BEST

ADVERTISEMENT

IS THROUGH

'WORD OF MOUTH'

AND FROM PARTIERS

FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!





"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR

AND

I MET SOME

'LIKE-MINDED' PEOPLE

AND

WE'RE STILL GROOVIN'!"




"YES!...


PEOPLE

ARE GETTING READY



AND LOOKING

THEIR



'HOTTEST!




AND

THEY ARE

ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE

IN MANY WAYS,

LIKE...

...THROUGH THE AIR

AND BY

TRAIN,

AND BY



WITCH'S BROOMS,

(WHAT A DRONE-LIKE VIEW!)

...BY

CAR, AND...

...ALSO BY

PLAIN OLD WALKING!






AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,

EVERYONE'S GONNA



REMEMBER

MY MOVES!"





NOW,

THE LINE AT THE CASTLE

LOOKS LIKE THE

LINES AT 

NIGHT CLUBS!

NOW,

THIS LADY,

WHO GREETS PEOPLE,

 SAYS,

"GOOD NIGHT...PEOPLE...

YOU CAN

FOLLOW ME INSIDE,

BUT

JUST KNOW

THAT...

YOU

'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...

...AND...

...REWARD!'"

AND, SO...

THINGS ARE 

REVVING UP!...

AND THE BANDS ARE

SETTING THE PEOPLE

OFF!...

AND IN SOME OTHER 

CAVERNOUS  ROOMS

THE BANDS

PLAY ON!...

OMGOSH!...

...DON'T

HURT YOURSELVES!

WHOA!... HE'S DANCING LIKE

HE WANTS A

DATE LATER ON!...

WILL YA

JUST LOOK AT THESE GUYS!

THE MUSIC AND

THE BEATS...

ARE INFECTIOUS!...

AND IT'S ONE FOR ALL

AND

ALL FOR ONE!

HEY!...HOW DOES

HE DO IT?

"GO ON AND...

GET IT SISTAS!"

"HEY, SWITCH BLADE!...

YOU'RE ALWAYS 

LOOSING YOUR HEAD AT THESE THINGS!"

WAIT!... AM I

SEEING WHAT

I'M SEEING?

...NO...

...COMMENT!....

IT'S AS IF...

'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'




EVEN THE GHOSTS

ARE 'INTO IT!'






NOW THESE GUYS SAY,



..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"


THEN,

THE CROWD CHANTS,



"WE WANT AWARDS, WE WANT AWARDS,



WE WANT AWARDS!

SO,

A SHOW HOST CALLED

ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,

"IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE

AT THE 

PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE WE RECOGNIZE 

THE 

'BEST OF THE BEST' AND THE

'WORST OF THE WORST!'...

SO, 

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

THE AWARD FOR THE 

'COOLEST ZOMBIE,'

BY POPULAR VOTE, 

GOES TO

MORTEMER 'SCABBY' JONES!...

...COME ON UP, SCABBY!"

"THANK YOU MISS ARMY...

...THIS IS THE

THE BEST THING 

THAT'S 

HAPPENED TO ME...

...EVER!...THANK YOU, 

MY FELLOW  _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ E R S !

NOW THE CROWD ROWDILY CHEERS

WITH A VENGEANCE!

"OKAY, YOU SCUMBAGS" SAYS ARM-ENIA

MAKING THE PEOPLE CLAP

 LOUDLY...AGAIN...

"THE WINNER OF THE

'PRETTIEST VAMPIRE'

GOES TO

DOROTHY

HEMOGLOBIN!...COME ON UP DOROTHY!

HERE YOU ARE!"

AND...

THE WINNER

OF THE 

'UGLIEST SMILE' CONTEST

IS

MATILDA

BONE MARROW!"

NOW...

...'THE COUNT', PRESENTS HIMSELF TO

THE CROWD AND SAYS,

"NIGHT LIVERS' AND 'DAY LIVERS'...

IT HAS BEEN MY DISTICT PLEASURE

TO CELEBRATE THIS

TIME OF YEAR WITH YOU!...

I HAVE HAD A 

'GHOULISHLY GOOD TIME!...

...HOW ABOUT YOU?"

AND THE WHOLE CASTLE ERUPTS

IN A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!

"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL!...

...ALL OF YOU...

GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES,

WITCHES, VAMPIRES, FREAKS,

...OH...AND I CAN'T FORGET...'HUMANS'"...

AND THE CROWD GOES

CRAZY AGAIN!...

..."THE SUN

IS ABOUT TO RISE

IN HOURS, 

MY BRETHREN,"

CONTIUNES 

THE COUNT, "AND...

...THAT'S MY SIGN

TO

'START MY ROUNDS!'...

BUT... I LEAVE YOU BY

THANKING 

DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

AND EVERY 'BEAST' 

HELPING OUT...

...AND ...ESPECIALLY...

TO ALL OF YOU 'DEGENERATES' 

...AT THE PARTY!...

GOOD NIGHT

AND SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"

SO, 

THE PARTY 'KEEPS HOPPING'

NONSTOP!...

...

AND AS THE

ACTION

KEEPS UP

UNABATED,

A LADY COMES TO DOCTOR REPORT

AND TELLS HIM,

"THERE'S SOMEONE WHO

WANTS 

TO 

SEE YOU...PLEASE GO TO THE 

CASTLE IN THE 

BACK YARD!"...

SO,

DOCTOR REPORT GOES 

TO THE HOUSE IN

THE BACK AND,

ON HIS WAY THERE

HE 

NOTICES A LOUD

FLURRY 

OF COMMOTION!...

FINALLY REACHING THE DOOR,

SOMEONE

OPENS IT...

AND SHE SAYS,

"THANKS FOR THE PARTY,

EVERYONE

IS HAVING A GREAT TIME!...BUT 

I WANT TO ASK YOU...

...DOES THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

TO YOU...

...EVER CHANGE?"

AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,

"NO...NOT REALLY!"

"WELL THEN..." SHE CONTINUES,

...WOULD YOU LIKE OUR DANCE 

TO BE IN THE

BALLROOM 

OR 

ON THE 

BALCONY?"

Love Toothbrush®                                      






























































"Which would you choose...

...to run out of...

....Money...

...or time?

Well!...

Things are 'Looking Up!

I just Graduated from 

USC Dental School!...And...

I'm about to

Get My

First Dental 

Office!...Yay!...

All those years of

Study...

are about to

'Pay Off!'...

...Big Time...Yes!...

So...as I drive down the

highway,

to the Dental Building,

I think about some of

My

Professors 

and some of the Clinical

 Instructors

that helped Me!

Oh,

...and I also think of some of 

My Classmates

and Dental 

Auxiliary 

help...

and especially

my Dental School

Patients 

who helped me 

keep a 

'Proper Perspective!'

Yes!...I'm going to

make a lot of

Patients Smile

better through My

Efforts!

So, I'm on My Way 

to see

The Place I

just bought

to Practice

My Profession

of

Dentistry!

Hip Hip Hooray!

But the only Time I can Visit the Building,

without

waiting a long Time

is to

just drive there Myself!

Right Now!...

So, I'm

almost there!

This

Dental/Medical Office Building

that I have yet to see...

has been 

on the market

for Years,

and...

...it is priced 

almost

'Next To Nothing!'

So, I bought it!...

...Sight Unseen!

Which...now that I think 

about it...I'd wonder if...

...I'd

do it again!

But...be that as it may!...

Now, 

I'm at the place

and I 

park my car 

across the street from it!

"Wow,"

I exclaim...

"One can say that

it

'Has Potential!'...

However...it does look a 

'little scary'

right now," 

I think to myself,

"but in the day light,

I just know that

it looks Just Great!"...

So, I 

get to one of the Front Gates,

and I think, 

"My...what opulent

Iron Work!...

Then...

...the gate...OMG!...

opens for me!...

"But, wait!" 

I ask myself, 

"is someone here expecting me?"

So, 

not at all scared...too much...

I stride along 

the walkway 

to the front door,

and to the side I see

'Something...

on

the Lawn!

Now I think,

Wow!...That sure

is a 

'Conversation Starter!'"

But Suddenly...

some

frightened Bats

Scatter!..

But Wait!...Oh No!

Now...

They...

...Have Their Eyes 

...on Me!

So I run and

hide behind some Bushes

and cover Myself

with My Arms

trying to swat Them Away!

And after a short while,

"Whew!," I say

to myself, "that was a close one!

...I think I'll go to the 

Front Door and See inside!"

And on my way,

I see

some

'Unusual Flowers!'

And further along, Whoa!...

there's a 

Statue that

I may have to

Remove later on!

"Oh," I think, "and there's

one Statute that

I'll just leave!"

"Hey!...Am I seeing Something?" I say,

as I think I see

Something on the side

moving 

in the Dark!

Well, whatever!...

Okay...

...so... 

I cautiously

walk up the stairs

and...

on the way to the Door...

...Crap!...

...I 

fall

into a 

Trap Door 

Hole!

Ooooh

Nooooo!....

So, after taking a quick

Inventory...

..I'm not hurt!

"Prezalo!"

 OMG!

a weird 

Moonrise!

Whoa!...

Now, I get up to 

the front door

and I finally 

get it open 

after some

strenuous effort!...

So, once inside...

the Main Foyer looks like a classic!

and...

looking to the side...

I open a door

What's this!

a "Book 

Lover's Dream!"

And there's even a side 

library!

But...Yikes!

On the desk...someone speaks!

"Hi there, Sir," 

says the person 

in the crystal ball...

"I know that 

you're the new owner...

and I want to 

properly introduce my self!

I'm Stella Mysteria...

And all of us here 

want to 

peacefully coexist with you!"

Now, I,  

the Dentist say, 

"Who do you mean by 'all of us?'"

Stella continues, 

"We are a whole community here...

This place used to be a 

Dental and a Medical office,

and a 

Coroner's office 

and a Mortuary...

and I can go on and on...

...They didn't tell you that?," she adds...

"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...

"Well, I can tell," 

says Stella, 

"that we're going 

to get to know

each other very well...

...starting tonight!"

Then, suddenly,

a loud "Ka-Boom!"

 noise

from lightening and thunder,

shakes everything...as if on cue!

Stella now smiles 

and says, "Please joins us 

in the foyer!"

So, I go back 

to the foyer...

and I see some

apparitions dancing around!...

"Good Night, Young Man!

I want to welcome you, the New Owner, 

to your new,

and

our, old place!"

"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on

the chandelier!...

...as some others still dance on.

"Oh," 

says the guy 

at the head of the table, 

"It's Pluto's birthday today!"

"Happy Birthday, Pluto," 

says the Dentist...

Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir... 

...but I don't want to

blow the candles

 out yet...

...I want to just see the fires burn!" 

admits Pluto...

"Well, you are free 

to join us 

at our sit down...

...you might be here 

for a while... you know"...

says the guy to the Dentist...

"And then, 

I'll leave?" asks the Dentist, 

as he looks at the front door...

"That's what you think!," 

laughs this lady 

by the plants!

"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs 

this ghost coming 

downstairs!

"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, "you're free 

to go!"

Then,

they all start laughing 

at me!...

"You can go if you can

make it out!" say this guy...

Then, 

The Dentist

remembers this movie 

where this happens!

Oh, No!

So, 

without saying a word,

the Dentist starts to run, 

down any hall way!

And, 

he escapes past 

this creature!

And 

as he runs,

a picture flies off 

a wall at him...

"Crap!... 

I gotta jam outta here

before they get me!," 

I cry out loud!

So, I run down 

this hall way

then turn

the corner and 

go down this way...

...but...all of a sudden

this thing says,

"I'm lost...can you please help me!"

Now, I run another way...

but...

I eventually see this!

And as I

run some more,

I rush by a woman

who

tries to talk 

to me...

and this 

prompts me to

...jump,

head first,

out of the nearest window!

"Crash!"

"Yeah...I'm free!"

"OMG!... 

There's an 

open gate!

Freedom!...

I'm outta here!"

...

But, 

with his first step 

past the gate...

'It' starts!...

...The Wind!...

...the clouds!...

...and the lights

...And now, 

the 

down pouring rains!...

OMG!...

"The rain is 

burning my skin!

Dagnabbit!

I've got to go back inside...

But, I'll hide 

in a different area," I say!

So, I hurriedly, 

but reluctantly 

go back in...

to escape 

the searing acid rain!...

But...wait...

As I run back.

there's a noise behind me!

The Dentist turns around and says,

"Oh No!"

"Here 

comes trouble!

And on 

the other side 

is a

friend of hers?!"

Now 

the Dentist sees a 

possible doorway to get in!

And he runs inside 

and 

secures the

door 

"Six Ways to Sunday!"

Now, it's quiet!...almost...

...too quiet!

So, 

he tip toes 

past a room 

and says

"OMG!...

When is this  _ _ _ _

gonna stop!"

Whoa! 

Another room he passes 

has a woman...

that  he needs to 

get away from!

And after 

just barely getting by

these grabbing hands

Whew!

Now, I get to this door, 

but I

change my mind a little!

because,

I don't want it to be 

this kind of door!

However...

something is now coming at me

from down the hall...

...so...I have to 

run into the room!

And,

you know that I

slam the door!

Then after an

extended quiet moment...

"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this

scary doll.

And this doll says, 

"Yes, Hello there, Sir!

It's so good to see you!...

...Agnes and Montella," 

he says,

Let's give our new guest... 

..."The Treatment!"

Now,  

determined more than ever 

to escape out of here,

I 'burn rubber' 

out of the room 

and then,

after a while...

I slow down...

and...

the hallway is quiet,

so, I see some stairs 

to go down

but,

to be on the safe side,

I walk down the stairs backwards

to see if 

anything's coming 

down the hall 

behind me!

...

But, 

before I take some

more steps down...

I turn and see

..."Oh, Crap!"...

So, 

as I go back up...

"Sir...come this way...

...right now!," says this

Pretty Lady!

And she asks,

"What is it that 

you seek?"

"I just want to go home!," I cry to her!

"Well," she says, 

as she takes a seat,

..."It's been a long time 

since I last talked to anyone...

...you won't mind 

staying and 

keeping me Company?"

"No!...I just want to leave!" whimpers the Dentist!

Well, If you insist....

...go through that door and 

you'll see my friend...

she'll tell you what to do!...

...Bye bye, Mr. Pretty!"

"Thank you!" I say 

and go through this door

and this person says,

"Go down this cave


and past a Merry-Go-Round...

...and past my trusty

guard,

and into a secret room"...

...where this Woman says,

"I've been expecting you!...

Rumor has it that 

you want something 

very urgently...well...

I shall tell you now...

what your next move 

should be!"

Now, I, the Dentist,

listen very carefully,

as I

look out the window 

to My Desperate Freedom!

....




So,

here I am

a Dentist,

looking for a Unique Place

to Practice Dentistry,

and I am actually ending up in a 

place that

I urgently want to escape!...

And this Fortune Teller

is going to tell Me

what My Next Move should be!...

Now,

as she studies her Sphere,

I look outside 

the window 

to one side,

and I see some

People doing a

Fire

Dance!...

...Witch...I mean...Which

is No Place for Me!...

Okay, so I look back to

talk to the

Fortune Teller,

but...

She disappears!...

Wow! And I take that

as a cue for

myself to

disappear Out of That Room!

So, 

heading down

a hallway,

I pass one room

where a Person says,

"I can share with You

the Whole History

of This place

...right now...if You'd like!"

Without answering,

I walk fast down the Hall,

but...

I start to hear a strange noise...so...I...

just barely peek

at

whatever it is

around the corner,

and...Golly!...

...this 'Thing'...

looks like it's

on the Lookout

for it's 

next Unsuspecting Victim!...

So,

I tip toe quietly so as

not to be

discovered...

...and move on...

However I come to a door that 

looks too

'suspicious!'

Then...slowly...

this Woman appears 

and says,

"Hi!...It's You!

...Believe it or not,

I actually have

a 

Nice Time here...as long as...

I stay in this room!...

...Please join Me!"

But the Dentist doesn't trust 

this person, which keeps him ....consistent!...

But now...

he hears something approaching

down the way...

which makes him...

'run for his Life' again,

while this Being says,

"Good!...He's 

Headed right for My Trap!"

May you have many...

..."The Present is the 

Strongest Part of the Time Line!...

That's where True Action Takes Place!

And for the Future,

when You Strategically Plan

the actions to 

perform when the 

Present takes place,

The Future will show the

Fruitions of Past Planning!"...

..."I've always been



...'Down for Doctor Report!'"...



..."Oh, these?...

...I had to...



...fight off a Couple of Zombies!"...

..."I Study the Effects of

Halloween on the Human Psyche!...

And the Conclusions I come to

are

keep it 

'Light and Simple'

and do not 

Search for Deeper Meanings!"...

...Smiles!

“I’m going to miss Halloween when it’s over, 

but 

I can still think about it 

when 

I’m in the Dark!”

“Being a Tooth Fairy to Vampire Kids 

means I

...work in the Daytime!”

Sometimes, Satisfaction Has To...  

...Travel Over A Distance!...

Meanwhile...Back At The  Place Where...  

...Where We All Love Marge!





























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

 

“That Hygienist is History!... 

...Now, 

...where’s another one?”

“This is ‘Plaque Playground’ because there’s no 

‘Scaling People’ around!”

"I must stay

360 degrees vigilant...

because

the Enemy is

Forever Tricky and Fluid!"

"I got all of them!...

...Now...

...it's Break Time!"

"I'm taking My Time

because

This PDL ain't

going Nowhere!"

"Some Loves are...

...too asphyxiating!"

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