You Want To…See My...Pretty Smile?...Sorry!...I...
...Don't Even Know You!”...
The Antics
on the Red Carpet
Sometimes
...Make Me Dizzy!
The other day...
...'All Water'
Broke Loose!
You and Your
‘if I didn’t have to go to Work, I’d gaze at Her Smile
all Day!'
Smiles
are
...taking the Day Off!
This
'Discover what is behind the Curtains, and behind the Lips'
Episode
is
brought to you by
A local News Reporter
on the street
is gathering opinions about
how People feel this
Valentine’s Day, and
if they are still
‘Happy’
about Life these days.
Now, the Reporter is
finding one Person
who is more than willing
to talk to her.
“Even with all of the World’s Problems going on,”
he postulates,
“it’s still a great Time to be Alive!...
...And...
I get a lot of cues from Women
I have never seen before and
how they react to a conversation
that I might start!”
“Can you give our Viewers
more insight on your observations,”
she asks.
“Certainly,” he smiles,
“some Ladies are ‘on edge’
because of what’s happening these days.
Before
all of today’s 'Big Complications’
started,
Ladies were more carefree and they would
Smile
more freely!...And I miss that.
...Now,
They are 'more Awake'
or 'Woke,'
and in tune toward Survival
in this more caustic and unpredictable
World,
which may make
some of them say,
"So, you want Me to
Smile for You...What's
...in it for Me?"
turn the other way,
without a show of
'snow enamel,'
but then,
another One recently
just
laughed me off
with her friends!"
"Okay...
...and?"
"And...Women
may want to
reserve themselves
for 'Mister Right'
and
not waste their Resources
and Life
on Relationships that
might not
work out!...
...But I still 'Love the Pretty Ladies' and
all of the Happiness and
Calmness that
Good Things Ahead"!
“You better hope that ‘Your Beautifulness’
Lasts and Lasts!”
Do You check Your Teeth more with a mirror, or a
Cell Phone?
That is a relevant,
modern-day question!
A while back, it was discovered that
more people had
Cell Phones than Toothbrushes!
...Way to go, Mouths!
That guy, HSR, better keep caring
about his Mouth, even if he
does
have
to wear a Mask!...Just because
People can't see One's Teeth
doesn't mean that
One can slack off!
But HSR has
'slacked off' in the past!
Just see how he was 'slackin'
in the Post,
"I Have A...Brand-Spanking New...And...'Pretty' ...Dental Building!...
...With...
...Thousands Of...Grateful Patients...But...Now...With This...
...'CoCo' (_ _ _ _) Hitting...The Fan...
...I Need To... !" ...Part 1...."
in,
This World Is So Cold And Cruel...That... Sometimes...Your Smile...Has To
Be...
...'Slick...And ...Tricky'...
...Just...
...To Survive!...
And previous
to that,
on this Channel,
"Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile,
Dentist, Man!…
Now Girls Are
Calling Me
Left
and Right! Part 4.,"
And here,
HSR is
TRYING TO
FIGURE HIS WAY OUT
OF A
DARK AND COLD
MEDIEVAL-LOOKING CASTLE,
AND
HOPING THAT HE’LL
FINALLY FIND
THE MAIN EXIT,
BUT,
EACH TIME HE ENTERS ONE ROOM,
WHICH INVARIABLY CONTAINS
AN UNEXPECTED
AND MENACING MONSTER...
SO FAR,
HAS BEEN ABLE TO
EXTRICATE HIMSELF
AND ESCAPE OUT OF
ALL OF THOSE ROOMS,
BUT NO ROOMS YET,
HAVE AN OUTSIDE EXIT!
OKAY...SO,
HE KEEP ON GOING INTO
A NEW ROOM
AND FINDING
ANOTHER TYPE OF YUCKY LIVING THING,
KEEP HSR,
AND MAYBE PLAY (?)
WITH HIM,
SO,
IN THE LATEST ROOM,
WE FIND HSR
TRYING TO GET AWAY
FROM SOMETHING LARGE
THAT SLITHERS
AND DRAGS ITSELF ON THE FLOOR,
BUT THE ROOM
IS DARK,
SO,
AND HE SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY,
AND BLINDLY,
WALKS,
TOUCHING THE WALL,
AS HE GOES ALONG TO FIND,
ANOTHER DOOR
BUT, NOW,
AS HE
FINALLY FINDS
THE DOORKNOB OF A NEW DOOR,
TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM,
HE FEELS A
WET AND SLIMY TENTACLE,
AND UNDER HIS PANTS,
SO
HE SCREAMS LOUDLY
AND 'HIGH-NOTEY'...
LIKE A SOPRANO,
THEN HE
KICKS THE TENTACLE
WITH HIS OTHER FOOT,
BUT,
ANOTHER TENTACLE GRABS THAT OTHER FOOT,
SO NOW,
HE’S IN A 'BIG VAT'
OF TROUBLE,
BUT FORTUNATELY,
HIS HANDS
FINALLY FIND
ANOTHER DOOR AND DOORKNOB
WHICH LEADS,
YES,
TO ANOTHER ROOM!...
SO,
HE TWISTS THE KNOB,
AND THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN,
LETTING IN A LOT OF LIGHT,
AND MAKES
THE SLITHERING AND TENTACLED MONSTER
WRAPPED AROUND HIS LEGS,
QUICKLY LET GO,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
SO,
HSR HIGH STEPS IT
OUT OF THERE
INTO THE NEXT ROOM,
WHICH HAS ENOUGH LIGHT
TO SEEM LIKE
IT’S OUTSIDE,
BUT IT’S NOT,
HOWEVER...HE’S SO
AT LEAST,
TO GET TENTACLE-FREE,
BUT,
WHAT WAITS FOR HIM
IN THE NEW ROOM NOW
IS
A WOMAN SEATED
AT
A TABLE
WORKING WITH
SOME
CARDS!
AND THAT LADY
REMINDS HSR
OF A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND HE
NOW, SHE LOOKS UP
AND CONCENTRATES ON HSR,
AND SAYS,
"WELCOME VISITOR!...
PICK A CARD...
...ANY CARD!..."
THEN,
HSR THINKS
CAUTIOUSLY
FOR A SECOND OR TWO...
...OH MY...
...NOW...
HIS ATTENTION
TURNS TO
A CREATURE
IN A CORNER NOT TOO
FAR FROM
HIM!...
AND THE SOOTH SAYER LADY
SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, DON'T MIND HIM...
HE'S ONLY HUNGRY!..."
HSR THEN TURNS
HIS ATTENTION
BACK TO THE CARDS...
AND HE CHOOSES ONE
AND
TURNS IT OVER...
NOW, THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YOU JUST
PICKED THE CARD THAT
DIRECTS YOU TO
ENTER DOOR NUMBER TWO!"
AND HSR ASKS ,
"WELL, WHAT IF
I WANT TO GO
THROUGH
DOOR NUMBER ONE?"
"YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
COME BACK OUT,
AND GO THROUGH DOOR #2!,
SHE ASSURES...
SO, HSR
WALKS SLOWLY
TO
DOOR #2,
AND TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR,
BUT IT
WON'T BUDGE!...
THEN SUDDENLY,
A TRAP DOOR
OPENS BENEATH HIM
AND
THEN,
USING SOME OF
HIS RESERVE ENERGY,
HSR GETS UP AND LOOKS
AROUND THE ROOM
AND THERE'S
A WINDOW!...HIP HIP HOORAY!
"MAYBE I CAN ESCAPE
THROUGH THAT WINDOW!"
SO,
BUT THIS THING
JUMPS IN FRONT OF HIM!
NOW,
THE PETRIFIED HSR,
SCREAMS,
AND RUNS TO
ANOTHER VISIBLE
DOOR
AND
SLAMS IT SHUT
AFTER HE GOES THROUGH IT!
AND EVERYTHING'S QUIET...UNTIL...
HE HEARS SOME SLOW,
BUT,
HEAVY
BREATHING BEHIND HIM..
AND HE TURNS AROUND
AND SEES
ONE SCARY DUDE!
...THEN
HSR HEARS
ONE PERSON OFF
TO THE SIDE SAY,
"HEY...
TRY AND
...
SO,
HOLE IN THE WALL
WHERE
A PERSON IS HAVING
THAT
THIS ROOM
IS DARK, TOO,
AND SPEAKS,
"HELLO THERE, SIR!...
PLEASE COME IN...TO MY
MICROBIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTAL LABORATORY PREMISES!...
...AS WE DELVE INTO OUR
DOUBLE-BLIND STUDIES TOGEHER...
...YOU'LL 'BE STRAIGHT'...
...WITH ME!"...
...
"SIR, ALL OF THE
PROTOCOLS ARE SET
AND READY TO
GO FOR
MY EXPERIMENT ON YOU!"
"WA...WAIT," PLEADS HSR,
"WHAT EXPERIMENT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?...I DON'T..."
..."NOT TO WORRY!...
THESE PROBES
MIGHT HURT
JUST A
'SMIDGE!'"
AND...
...JUST AT THE EXACT
MOMENT THAT HSR
STARTS TO CRY, "I...I...I...,"
THIS PERSON
WALKS BY THEM
AND SAYS.
"IT'S THE TASTE!"...
...WHICH MAKES HIM LEAVE THE
ROOM FASTER!...THEN...
HE SEES A HALLWAY
WITH SEVERAL OPENING DOORS
AND
ROOMS ON
THE SIDES
AS HE
BUT...
...UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM,
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
WATCHES AND FOLLOWS
HIM
ALL
ALONG THE WAY...
...WHEN...
...AT THE END OF THE
HALLWAY...
...SUDDENLY!...
...YIKES!...
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“Yes!... My...
...10,000th Delivery”
“I’ll do this a long time, if you
throw Me a
‘Biofilm Bone!’”
Foolproof Way of catching these!"
“My Professor said that water is the...
...‘Saliva’ of the Earth!”
“Some Patients just
go ahead and take
the ‘Short Cut!’”
“Finally!...After...
50 tries!”
“Oh no!...
...This Lab-grown species!...
OMGosh!...
...Where’s the Emergency Shower!”
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