Cyberpunk Dentist...Ralph Winge, D.D.S....Looks Into...Dentistry's...Crystal Ball!...

   There You Are...And Here I Am!...All Things Are About To Go Cyber!...

...So Get Ready!"...

"That's Real Gold?...Why...

...Thank You!"

"If I lived here all the Time...I...

...wouldn't have anything

to look forward to!"

"I really liked 

last Week's

'Secrets of the Sands'

Episode!

...I Love You, Sphinx!"

You and Your 

‘Cyber is real from my 

Virtual Point of View'

Smiles 

are

just trying to be Objective!

This

'you can watch, but don't get in the Way'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Cyberpunk Rockers 

with Attitude!

People of Earth!... 

...Beware!...

According to My Crystal Ball,

the World is becoming more 

'Cyberpunkish!'

Notice!...

The Collective Moods 

of Millions of the  

'Inheritors of the World,' 

the Youth, 

are undergoing significant realizations, 

knowing that their 

Life Options have been 

‘Irreversibly Reset!’ 

To succeed and 

live the 'American Dream'

and achieve

Upward Mobility,

and become 'Middle Class,' at least, 

is so much harder 

these days, 

what with the rising Tuitions, 

at all the Schools, 

to gain any notable skills, 

especially Dentistry, 

and this 

has 

many wondering, 

and worrying, 

about their

 Futures!

Yes!... 

Long-held Values and 

'Normal Social Paradigms' are

shifting and flipping!

And with the Ubiquitous presence 

of Computers,

like 

right here,

and, 

all around the World, 

the Young Inheritors (Y.I.) are already 

'hooked' on 

The 'Cyber Way of Life,'

and many are evolving some 

'Cybergraphic 

Tendencies!'

The Y.I. 

are living in the 'Scenery of the Bits and the Bytes,' 

and the filters and 

the Ultimate Apps, and 

this is expressed by them 

on the 

Socials 

Daily!

And lots of Us,

Cyberpunks included,

can't make it

without Our

Internet!

 

Many of our youth, 

with their Isolationist Lifestyles,

must find ways to survive 

in this Big City on their own...

and not be followed 

all the time!

 

 

 

Twenty Years from now, 

the World’s Population of 

Cyber People and Cyber Punks 

will firmly be on a 

‘Majority-attaining trajectory’ 

and the changing Governments of the World

will reflect this new day!

A.I., 

which benefits from 

the billions of fact-crunching servers 

the World over, 

now routinely 

‘leaves Man in the Dust,’ 

when competitively playing  

any 

Games of Strategy!

 

 

The Human Mind 

is the most complex thing known to man, 

as a matter of fact, 

we frequently say ‘Mind over Matter!'

 

But lately, 

with the Computer Controls 

and the Silicon Chips and 

the other Earth minerals 

required by the Hardwares, 

it’s been changed to

‘Matter over Our Minds!’

 

The Surveillance State, 

is only a logical extension 

of 

Matter over Mind! 

 

 

We are becoming 

more 'Humanoid' 

and 

less 'Human!'

Mankind is passing a 'tipping point,' 

and running away to 

the Moon and to Mars 

will not provide the 

'cures'

that we so desperately need!

Please heed my Message!

The Cyberpunk Revolution is Coming!...

...Which begs the question...

...Where do You Stand?"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"The Future is Real but can be Modified through Cybernetic 

Influences!"

 

Trust your ‘Gut Instincts’ over the Computer’s Choices at times, 

because Computers 

just use information!

Seriously!...and on that note,

we better write in the 

Computer code, a back door,

just in case we have to use it to

conquer some 

'Uppity Computer'

that gets 

'Big Ideas' about

overthrowing their Makers!

Well, let's see what

our favorite Protagonist,

HSR, is up to...

...Oh yeah...I know...

...he's still

knee deep 

in that ever-growing whatever,

as seen in,

In These...Crazy And...Stressful Times...  

...Behind Your...Beautiful...And Alluring...Smile...  

...Should Be...A...Serious...'Leave Me Alone'...  

...T-Rex!....

and before that

in,

"In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...  

...And 

You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw!...Part 6,"

...and then,

during,

"Please!... Help Your Dentist...Get A New... Bentley!...Part 

2"...

and also

before that,

in,

"Please…Help Your Dentist Get A New…

...Bentley!...Part 1!"...

...AND THERE...

HSR, IN DENTAL SCHOOL

AT

USC, 

OF COURSE,

IS WORKING

AGAIN,

ON THE WEEKEND

AS  A VALET,

PARKING CARS AT A

FANCY AND

HIGH-CLASS

RESTAURANT

AND HE GETS A CHANCE

TO TREAT SOME

REALLY HIGH-END

CARS WITH

KID GLOVES, BUT

HSR, 

WHEN YOU

THINK ABOUT IT,

REALLY CONNECTS WITH

THIS TYPE

OF FOOD!...

...AND NOT SO MUCH OF THIS 

100 DOLLAR

GOURMET HIGH-END DISH.

SO, THE FIRST ‘HUGE’

CAR UP…

ACTUALLY 

‘DEVOURS’ 

OTHER CARS…

...ON ITS WAY OVER

TO THE RESTAURANT

AND THE GUY DRIVING IT

GETS OUT AND 

TELLS HSR,

“YOU CAN PARK THIS

ANYWHERE YOU WANT,

JUST NOT FAR, OKAY!”…

”YES, SIR,”

ANSWERS HSR, WHO, JUST FOR A SECOND,

WANTS TO CHECK HOW IT FEELS TO

‘ROLL OVER’ ANOTHER CAR!

NOW, 

THE NEXT CAR COMING UP, 

IS A VINTAGE NASH

METROPOLITAN,

AND THE PERSON EMERGING 

FROM THE VEHICLE, SAYS,

“TREAT IT LIKE

YOU WOULD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE,

YA HEAR!”… 

…“YOU GOT IT, THANK YOU,” SAYS HSR WITH A SMILE!...

“OMGOSH!”...

THE NEXT VEHICLE UP

IS 

A MILITARY…

TANK!...

WAIT!...DO THEY EVEN

ALLOW THOSE ON

THE STREETS?...WELL, 

I DON’T THINK

HSR WANTS TO TRY AND 

STOP IT!...

NOW, 

THE DRIVER STICKS HIS HEAD 

OUT OF THE TANK TOP 

AND SAYS,

“I’LL DO YOU A FAVOR,

SON, AND

PARK IT MYSELF

OVER THERE, OKAY!”

“SURE THING, SIR!” GRINS HSR, 

AS HE SMILES THE RELIEF

OF NOT HAVING TO PARK IT

HIMSELF!...

OKAY…

SO AFTER A LITTLE 

‘LULL IN THE ACTION,’

HSR TAKES A LONG SWIG 

OF COLD WATER 

FROM A BOTTLE,

AND…WHOA!...

HERE COMES A…

…PARTY RV! 

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE UNLOAD OFF OF THE RV

AND A LADY SAYS,

COME IN, BEFORE YOU PARK IT!...

SO,

HSR GOES IN...AND...WOW!

IT LOOKS

SNAZZY!...

AND NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"THERE'S AN

AFTERPARTY

AFTER WE 

EAT...

AND...

YOU'RE INVITED, HANDSOME!"

"GEE, THANKS! I'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT 

WHEN I GET OFF!" SAYS HSR.

"WELL, HOPEFULLY,

YOU CAN GET OFF SOON!..."

SHE SMILES!...

WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!...

THE NEXT CAR UP IS

A COOL '57 CHEVY!...

AND A WOMAN GETS OUT

AND SAYS,

I REMEMBER YOU

FROM LAST TIME!...

I'M HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY 

TOMORROW AND I

WANT TO KNOW IF 

YOU CAN VALET FOR IT!...

...JUST NAME YOUR PRICE!"

WELL...FOLKS!...

IT LOOKS LIKE...HSR 

JUST MIGHT GET

HIS TUITION PAID AFTER ALL!

...

SIX MONTHS LATER...

....

SO...IT'S THAT 

TIME AGAIN!

...FOR DENTAL SCHOOL TUITION!

OKAY, 

SO 

HSR ASKS THE PARKING BOSS 

AT THE 

FANCY-SCHMANCY RESTAURANT 

IF HE CAN WORK

AS A VALET 

AGAIN,

AND SHE SAYS,

"OKAY..."

AND WITH THAT,

HE PUTS ON HIS 

VALET JACKET 

AND IS READY TO 

'PARK THE SMOOTH RIDES!'

AND THE FIRST ONE UP

IS

AN 'OUT OF SIGHT' LOWRIDER CAR!

...AND THE DRIVER SAYS,

"WHEN YOU RIDE TO

PARK IT, 

IT'S OKAY TO

'LEAN IT TO THE SIDE!'"

NOW, THE NEXT ONE 

IS 

A BEAUTIFUL BENTLEY, 

AND THE OWNER LETS ON,

"IF YOU 

SCRATCH MY BENTLEY...

..."I'M GOING TO SCRATCH YOU GOOD,

...UNDERSTAND?"

"TO THE TEE, MISS!"

SMILES HSR...

"OMGOSH," 

SHRIEKS HSR, 

AS HE WATCHES 

A HELICOPTER LAND 

IN FRONT

OF THE PLACE! 

NOW, 

THE PILOT GETS OUT 

AND SAYS, 

"HEY THERE, YOUNG MAN...

...I SET THE GPS COORDINATES

TO LAND IN THAT 

WIDE OPEN SPOT RIGHT 

OVER THERE!... 

JUST GET IN , STRAP IN, 

AND 

PRESS THE RED BUTTON, 

AND IT WILL 

DO EVERYTHING 

BY ITSELF!" 

 "JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON...I GOT THAT!" SMILES HSR, 

AS HE LANDS THE CHOPPER 

OVER THERE 

WITHOUT INCIDENT!...

 

 

 

 

AND THE NEXT 

DINING-IN CUSTOMER 

TO RIDE IN 

IS 

AN OMG! A PERSON ON A 

TALL UNICYCLE!...WOW!...

 

AND WHEN THE PERSON 

GETS OFF OF THE UNICYCLE, 

HSR TURNS TO HIM 

AND SAYS, 

“GOOD TO SEE YOU TODAY, SIR, 

THANK YOU,

AND, 

I’LL JUST WALK YOUR CYCLE 

RIGHT OVER TO 

HERE TO HAVE IT 

SAFELY 

WAITING FOR YOU!”   

"I LIKE YOUR STYLE, KID,” 

SAYS THE DINING PATRON, 

“HERE’S 

A TIP!”

OKAY...SO...

NEXT, 

A WOMAN COMES OUT

OF THE RESTAURANT,

AND HSR 

GETS 

HER 

MOTORCYCLE FROM

THE LOT,

AND BEFORE SHE LEAVES,

SHE SPEAKS,

"INSIDE MY TIP IS MY 

PHONE NUMBER...

...CALL ME!"...

NOW...JUST BEFORE HSR

STARTS HIS BREAK,

HE HAS TO 

RETRIEVE

THIS CAR

AND THE LADY THAT 

GETS IN SAYS,

I KNOW YOU!...YOU'RE MY 

LITTLE SISTER'S 

DENTAL SCHOOL 

CLASSMATE!...I'MA TELL HER 

I SAW YOU!"

"YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, HSR,"

SAYS A PERSON WORKING WITH HIM...

MANAGEMENT WANTS YOU 

TO GET READY 

TO HELP IN AN

'AIR PICK UP!'

...AND...

HERE IT COMES NOW...

THAT ZEPPELIN...

...RIGHT THERE!"

...

JUST BEFORE THE START OF THE NEXT DENTAL SCHOOL TRIMESTER...

...

HSR, AGAIN,

GETS A 'GIG'

TO HELP WITH TUITION

AT THE SAME HIGH-CLASS EATERY...

AND THE FIRST CAR UP ON HIS SHIFT

IS A REALLY NICE,

'TRICKED OUT'

VINTAGE VW BUS...TOY?

"HEY, MISTER VALET MAN," 

SAYS 

THE DRIVER, "I HAVE A

HALF A MILLION MILES ON IT!"

THEN HIS FRIEND GETS OUT

AND SAYS,

"HEY, HONEY, SINCE

THE BEACH IS JUST A SHORT

WALK AWAY,

I'MA CATCH A FEW

WAVES AND

MEET YOU INSIDE!"

NEXT, FROM THE 

VACANT LAND IN BACK OF THE

RESTAURANT,

A DUNE BUGGY

CRUISES IN FOR A QUICK

STOP!...

"I ORDERED 

CURB-SIDE PICK UP, MY MAN,"

SMILES THE DRIVER...

WHOA!...

NOW 

A PAIR OF PEOPLE COME THROUGH 

ON A TANDEM BIKE,

AND THEY BOTH 

DON'T SAY A WORD...

...THEY JUST

LEAVE A TIP AND

GO INSIDE!

"PEOPLE ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS,"

THINKS HSR,

AS A SINGLE  PERSON DRONE LANDS

IN THE PARKING  LOT!





NEXT, A SUPER CAR, 

THE 

'C_TWO,'

WHICH

HE HAS ONLY HEARD ABOUT, 

PULLS UP,

AND HSR REMEMBERS THE 

TELEVISED 

'WIND FLOW TUNNEL'

TEST, 

AND 

THE DRIVER

COMES UP TO

HIM, AND 

SOFTLY PLACES THE KEYS 

IN HIS HAND

AND PURRS,

"I REMEMBER YOU 

FROM HIGH SCHOOL!

...PLEASE... LET'S TALK LATER!"

AND AFTER SOME   

MORE CARS

FILE ON IN,

INCLUDING A 

PORSCHE

AND A 

HUMMER,

HSR IS FINALLY

'OFF THE CLOCK!'

WHICH MEANS THAT

HE GETS HIS E-SCOOTER

AND MAKES IT

ON HOME!

BUT 

WHILE RIDING 

HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"MAYBE,

WHEN I CAN,

 I SHOULD GET A...

...'FREE LOVE' HIPPIE WAGON TOO!"

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

“Finally!...

...Our New Wings!”

Dental Hygiene Wars!

During Lunch at the Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences,

there is a disagreement among Students!

“In Memory of My Former Hygienists…  

I Banish Thee…You mutans!”

"This War Zone Epithelium 

is so Slippery...

...I keep falling!

"One more Step Closer...and...

I'll Sock You!"

"With 50 Billion Brothers and Sisters...I just...

...can't have Privacy!"

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