Whoa!...
...Well...
...Be a T Rex All the Time!"
... Dino World Amusement Park!
...“I’m too Chicken to Answer!””
“HSR!...I was able to
give You Shelter
when You made an Emergency Landing
of Your Hot Air Balloon
on the Beach,
the last time Our Post Showed up...
I wish this Blogger
could write about Us again
so
We can...
..
see how Things Develop!”
“Somebody needs to make
and show
a sign
that says,
...Turning into a T Rex Allowed on this Property!”
You and Your
'
the practice of Good Karma and Loving Meditation, are by Nature,
'T-Rex-Free
Zones''
Smiles
are
getting some

Nice Breaks!
This
Episode
is
brought to you by

Snoozing Dinosaurs!
Be careful of what Small Strange Things
that You bring in
from the Wild!...
...You may be

Sorry!
That's right!...Be careful
out there! It's still a
'Concrete Jungle'
all around!
And this COVID Thing
has the Whole World Stressed!
Even HSR!
I Mean...Stuff Happens!
Just look and see
what took place
during

...and then,during,
and
during,
"
Please…Help Your Dentist Get A New…
...
Bentley!...Part 1!"...
...AND THERE...
HSR, IN DENTAL SCHOOL
AT
USC,
IS WORKING
AGAIN,
ON THE WEEKEND
AS VALET,
PARKING CARS AT A
FANCY AND
HIGH-CLASS
RESTAURANT
AND HE GETS A CHANCE
TO TREAT SOME
REALLY HIGH-END
CARS WITH
KID GLOVES, BUT
HSR, WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT,
REALLY CONNECTS WITH
THIS TYPE
OF FOOD!
AND NOT SO MUCH OF THIS
100 DOLLAR
GOURMET HIGH END DISH.
SO, THE FIRST ‘HUGE’
CAR UP…
ACTUALLY
‘DEVOURS’
ANOTHER CAR…
ON ITS WAY OVER
TO THE RESTAURANT
AND THE GUY DRIVING IT
GETS OUT AND
TELLS HSR,
“YOU CAN PARK THIS
ANYWHERE YOU WANT,
JUST NOT FAR, OKAY!”…”YES, SIR,”
ANSWERS HSR, WHO, JUST FOR A SECOND,
WANTS TO CHECK HOW IT FEELS TO
‘ROLL OVER’ ANOTHER CAR!
NOW,
THE NEXT CAR COMING UP,
IS A VINTAGE NASH
METROPOLITAN,
AND THE PERSON EMERGING
FROM THE VEHICLE, SAYS,
“TREAT IT LIKE
YOU WOULD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE,
YA HEAR!”…
…“YOU GOT IT, THANK YOU,” SAYS HSR WITH A SMILE!...
“OMGOSH!”...
THE NEXT VEHICLE UP
IS
A MILITARY…
TANK!...
WAIT!...DO THEY EVEN
ALLOW THOSE ON
THE STREETS?...WELL,
I DON’T THINK
HSR WANTS TO TRY AND
STOP IT!...
NOW,
THE DRIVER STICKS HIS HEAD
OUT OF THE TOP
AND SAYS,
“I’LL DO YOU A FAVOR,
SON, AND
PARK IT MYSELF
OVER THERE, OKAY!”
“SURE THING, SIR!” GRINS HSR,
AS HE SMILES THE RELIEF
OF NOT HAVING TO PARK IT
HIMSELF!...
OKAY…
SO AFTER A LITTLE
‘LULL IN THE ACTION,’
HSR TAKES A LONG SWIG
OF COLD WATER
FROM A BOTTLE,
AND…WHOA!...
HERE COMES A…
…PARTY RV!
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE UNLOAD OFF OF THE RV
AND A LADY SAYS,
COME IN, BEFORE YOU PARK IT!...
SO,
HSR GOES IN...AND...WOW!
IT LOOKS
SNAZZY!...
AND NOW THE LADY SAYS,
"THERE'S AN
AFTERPARTY
AFTER WE
EAT...
AND...
YOU'RE INVITED, HANDSOME!"
"GEE, THANKS! I'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT
WHEN I GET OFF!" SAYS HSR.
"WELL, HOPEFULLY,
YOU CAN GET OFF SOON!..."
SHE SMILES!...
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!...
THE NEXT CAR UP IS
A COOL '57 CHEVY!...
AND A WOMAN GETS OUT
AND SAYS,
I REMEMBER YOU
FROM LAST TIME!...
I'M HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY
TOMORROW AND I
WANT TO KNOW IF
YOU CAN VALET FOR IT!...
...JUST NAME YOUR PRICE!"
WELL...FOLKS!...
IT LOOKS LIKE...HSR
MIGHT GET
HIS TUITION PAID AFTER ALL!
...
SIX MONTHS LATER...
....
SO...IT'S THAT
TIME AGAIN!
...FOR DENTAL SCHOOL TUITION!
OKAY,
SO HSR ASKS THE PARKING BOSS AT THE
FANCY-SCHMANCY RESTAURANT
IF HE CAN WORK
AS A VALET
AGAIN,
AND SHE SAYS,
"OKAY..."
AND WITH THAT,
HE PUTS ON HIS
VALET JACKET
AND IS READY TO
'PARK THE SMOOTH RIDES!'
AND THE FIRST ONE UP
IS
AND 'OUT OF SIGHT' LOWRIDER CAR!
...AND THE DRIVER SAYS,
"WHEN YOU RIDE TO
PARK IT, IT'S OKAY TO
LEAN IT TO THE SIDE!"
NOW, THE NEXT ONE
IS
A BEAUTIFUL BENTLEY,
AND THE OWNER LETS ON,
"IF YOU
SCRATCH MY BENTLEY...
..."I'M GOING TO SCRATCH YOU GOOD,
...UNDERSTAND?"
"TO THE TEE, MISS!"
SMILES HSR...
"OMGOSH,"
SHRIEKS HSR,
AS HE WATCHES
A HELICOPTER LAND
IN FRONT
OF THE PLACE!
NOW,
THE PILOT GETS OUT
AND SAYS,
"HEY THERE, YOUNG MAN...
...I SET THE GPS COORDINATES
TO LAND IN THAT
WIDE OPEN SPOT RIGHT
OVER THERE!...
JUST GET IN , STRAP IN,
AND
PRESS THE RED BUTTON,
AND IT WILL
DO EVERYTHING
BY ITSELF!"
"JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON...I GOT THAT!" SMILES HSR,
AS HE LANDS THE CHOPPER
OVER THERE
WITHOUT INCIDENT!...
AND THE NEXT
DINING-IN CUSTOMER
TO RIDE IN
IS
AN OMG! A PERSON ON A

TALL UNICYCLE!...WOW!...
AND WHEN THE PERSON
GETS OFF OF THE UNICYCLE,
HSR TURNS TO HIM
AND SAYS,
“GOOD TO SEE YOU TODAY, SIR,
THANK YOU
, AND,
I’LL JUST WALK YOUR CYCLE
RIGHT OVER TO
HERE TO HAVE IT
SAFELY
WAITING FOR YOU!”
"I LIKE YOUR STYLE, KID,”
SAYS THE DINING PATRON,
“HERE’S

A TIP!”
OKAY...SO...
NOW,
A WOMAN COMES OUT
OF THE RESTAURANT,
AND HSR
GETS
HER
MOTORCYCLE FROM
THE LOT,
AND BEFORE SHE LEAVES,
SHE SPEAKS,
"INSIDE MY TIP IS MY
PHONE NUMBER...
...CALL ME!"...
NOW...JUST BEFORE HSR
STARTS HIS BREAK,
HE HAS TO
RETRIEVE
THIS CAR
AND THE LADY THAT
GETS IN SAYS,
I KNOW YOU!...YOU'RE MY
LITTLE SISTER'S
DENTAL SCHOOL
CLASSMATE!...I'MA TELL HER
I SAW YOU!"
"YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, HSR,"
SAYS A PERSON WORKING WITH HIM...
MANAGEMENT WANTS YOU
TO GET READY
TO HELP IN AN
'AIR PICK UP!'
...AND...
HERE IT COMES NOW...
THAT ZEPPELIN...
...RIGHT THERE!"
Love Toothbrush® “As A Preventive, when ever You see a Dinosaur coming...

...Run For Your life!”
In this Day and Age,
with all of the Global Concerns
going on,
it may be hard sometimes to
‘Be Happy’

by Default!
And a lot of Our Tensions
come from People-to-People
interactions that

don’t go well!
...Take Road Rage,

or other
possibly-avoidable disagreements, for example.
The Person that feels offended or disrespected
gets Angry!

And they may start to
say things, or
throw things,
or

something even worse!
And some people will want to
go ‘From Bad to Really Worse!’
They’ll Mentally Transform themselves
to the Level of a ‘T Rex!”
...And that’s not a Pretty Sight!
Yes! We have the Capacity to act like ‘Wild

Animals!’
Our Teeth are for eating

and other things,
not 'Chomping'
Our Fellow Man!...
But the T Rexs inside of Us
have been showing up
since Our Early

Days!
...Anger is a Basic Human Emotion.
Take Marge Simpson...

If someone bothers her Family,
or if
someone in the Family acts up,

She’ll ‘Turn!’
Now there are others
that 'Relish'

in their

T Rex

State!
So,
be a nice Person, and be patient

with others and
don’t 'Mess With' Other People
and,
more than likely,
You won’t have to
Run

for Your Life!...
...And there will be Better

Good Times...and Smiles...

..All Around!...
Plus...
You won't have to
get

May you have many...
“All of Us are put upon this Earth
for Many Reasons...
And one of those reasons
is to
help to make this World a Better Place!
...The Bottom Line is,
all of Us want to be treated Fairly.
And if
each of Us treats each other
as we
wish to be treated,
this will become a Better Place!
And as this one Famous Person said,
...
“Can’t We All Just Get Along!”.."Alright, Hollywood!...I bet that
You

...can't wait to get back to the South Pole!"...
..."I saw Two 'Newly Emerged'
Female T Rexs

fight over
the Same Guy!"...
...I know I've seen You Before!
Yes!...
...I remember...
...it was at Venice Beach!"...
...Smiles!
"Instead of
'Turning into a T Rex,

He

turns into an
Adorable Puppy!"
"Parents can see Me
coming for their kid's
Baby teeth...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Once I get my Fructose,
I'll hide where...
even the Hygienists can't find Me!"
"Will My Arrow hit
carious predatorus wingeulus
this time?...
... _ _ _ _ !...Missed again!"
"After following them
for Three Days...
I see them...
right over that
Marginal Ridge!...
...But...
They are looking right at Me!"
"I beg You again...
Please don't floss...
..so that...
I can Thrive!"
“Taking the Deep Sulcus Route,
I can get You to the
Contralateral side in...

...25 Minutes!"
“I’ve been doing this
for Seven Years Straight!...
...How long have
You been in ‘The Game?’”
“My Host is about to eat!..
...Great!...
...What?...Eggs,
Sunny Side Up,
Steak,
Pancakes,
and Hash Browns,
with lots of Syrup?...
...I’m...

...
‘Swimming in Heaven!'”
"I really am Sorry if I...
...Broke Your Heart!"
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