Thursday, August 6, 2020

In These...Crazy And...Stressful Times...Behind Your...Beautiful...And Alluring...Smile...Should Be...A...Serious...'Leave Me Alone'...T-Rex!....

“I Didn’t Want To…Turn…My Pretty Smile…Into A…T Rex…But…



...You Took It There!”…
























































































Whoa!...

...Well...

...I'm in Dance Class



and I am 'Aligning' all 

Prim and Proper


with Grace and Composure


But...


Don't Get Me Started!























































 

 

 








“The Wind is Starting Up!...



I hope it’s not a 

Herd of Dinosaurs!  


Oh it’s only a Herd of Upset People!   


Hey!...

...I’m getting out of the Way! 


Life is too short to 


...Be a T Rex All the Time!"


















































































“I Grew Up knowing 


Every Single Fact 


about 


many Dinosaurs! 



Then, 

I met HSR!...


He works at


... Dino World Amusement Park!


































































“I think I could outrun 



...that Big Brontosaurus!”











































































“I asked Hollywood, 


“Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?” 


...And, He said, 



...“I’m too Chicken to Answer!””

























































































“Hi, Hollywood!...


...I want to start a Spy Career in 


‘World Dominating Algorithms!...   


...Do You have any... 



...Tips for Me?”


















































































“HSR!...I was able to 


give You Shelter 


when You made an Emergency Landing 


of Your Hot Air Balloon 


on the Beach, 


the last time Our Post Showed up... 

 


I wish this Blogger 

could write about Us again 

so 

We can...


..see how Things Develop!”





























































































“Somebody needs to make 


and show 


a sign 


that says, 


“No... 





...Turning into a T Rex Allowed on this Property!”




































































 

 

 

 

 






You and Your

'the practice of Good Karma and Loving Meditation, are by Nature, 

'T-Rex-Free


 Zones''

Smiles 

are

getting some



Nice Breaks!






















































This

Episode 

is 

brought to you by



Snoozing Dinosaurs!




























































Be careful of what Small Strange Things 


that You bring in 


from the Wild!...


...You may be 



Sorry!




That's  right!...Be careful

out there! It's still a

'Concrete Jungle'

all around!

And this COVID Thing

has the Whole World Stressed!

Even HSR!


I Mean...Stuff Happens!

Just look and see 

what took place

during

"In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And 



You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw!...Part 6,"

...and then,

during,

"Please!... Help Your Dentist...Get A New... Bentley!...Part 



2"...


and

during,

"Please…Help Your Dentist Get A New…


...Bentley!...Part 1!"...

...AND THERE...

HSR, IN DENTAL SCHOOL

AT


USC,

IS WORKING

AGAIN,

ON THE WEEKEND

AS  VALET,

PARKING CARS AT A

FANCY AND

HIGH-CLASS

RESTAURANT


AND HE GETS A CHANCE

TO TREAT SOME

REALLY HIGH-END

CARS WITH

KID GLOVES, BUT

HSR, WHEN YOU

THINK ABOUT IT,

REALLY CONNECTS WITH

THIS TYPE


OF FOOD!

AND NOT SO MUCH OF THIS 



100 DOLLAR

GOURMET HIGH END DISH.



SO, THE FIRST ‘HUGE’

CAR UP…

ACTUALLY 

‘DEVOURS’ 


ANOTHER CAR…

ON ITS WAY OVER

TO THE RESTAURANT

AND THE GUY DRIVING IT

GETS OUT AND 

TELLS HSR,

“YOU CAN PARK THIS

ANYWHERE YOU WANT,

JUST NOT FAR, OKAY!”…”YES, SIR,”

ANSWERS HSR, WHO, JUST FOR A SECOND,

WANTS TO CHECK HOW IT FEELS TO

‘ROLL OVER’ ANOTHER CAR!



NOW, 

THE NEXT CAR COMING UP, 

IS A VINTAGE NASH


METROPOLITAN,

AND THE PERSON EMERGING 

FROM THE VEHICLE, SAYS,

“TREAT IT LIKE

YOU WOULD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE,

YA HEAR!”… 

…“YOU GOT IT, THANK YOU,” SAYS HSR WITH A SMILE!...



“OMGOSH!”...

THE NEXT VEHICLE UP

IS 

A MILITARY…


TANK!...


WAIT!...DO THEY EVEN

ALLOW THOSE ON

THE STREETS?...WELL, 

I DON’T THINK

HSR WANTS TO TRY AND 

STOP IT!...

NOW, 

THE DRIVER STICKS HIS HEAD 

OUT OF THE TOP 

AND SAYS,

“I’LL DO YOU A FAVOR,

SON, AND

PARK IT MYSELF

OVER THERE, OKAY!”

“SURE THING, SIR!” GRINS HSR, 

AS HE SMILES THE RELIEF

OF NOT HAVING TO PARK IT

HIMSELF!...

OKAY…

SO AFTER A LITTLE 

‘LULL IN THE ACTION,’

HSR TAKES A LONG SWIG 

OF COLD WATER 

FROM A BOTTLE,

AND…WHOA!...

HERE COMES A…



…PARTY RV! 

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE UNLOAD OFF OF THE RV

AND A LADY SAYS,

COME IN, BEFORE YOU PARK IT!...

SO,

HSR GOES IN...AND...WOW!

IT LOOKS


SNAZZY!...

AND NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"THERE'S AN

AFTERPARTY

AFTER WE 


EAT...

AND...

YOU'RE INVITED, HANDSOME!"


"GEE, THANKS! I'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT 

WHEN I GET OFF!" SAYS HSR.

"WELL, HOPEFULLY,

YOU CAN GET OFF SOON!..."


SHE SMILES!...



WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!...

THE NEXT CAR UP IS

A COOL '57 CHEVY!...


AND A WOMAN GETS OUT

AND SAYS,

I REMEMBER YOU


FROM LAST TIME!...

I'M HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY 

TOMORROW AND I

WANT TO KNOW IF 

YOU CAN VALET FOR IT!...

...JUST NAME YOUR PRICE!"









WELL...FOLKS!...

IT LOOKS LIKE...HSR 

MIGHT GET

HIS TUITION PAID AFTER ALL!


...



SIX MONTHS LATER...




....




SO...IT'S THAT 

TIME AGAIN!

...FOR DENTAL SCHOOL TUITION!

OKAY, 

SO HSR ASKS THE PARKING BOSS AT THE 

FANCY-SCHMANCY RESTAURANT 

IF HE CAN WORK

AS A VALET 


AGAIN,

AND SHE SAYS,

"OKAY..."


AND WITH THAT,

HE PUTS ON HIS 

VALET JACKET 

AND IS READY TO 

'PARK THE SMOOTH RIDES!'






AND THE FIRST ONE UP

IS

AND 'OUT OF SIGHT' LOWRIDER CAR!



...AND THE DRIVER SAYS,

"WHEN YOU RIDE TO

PARK IT, IT'S OKAY TO

LEAN IT TO THE SIDE!"





NOW, THE NEXT ONE 

IS 

A BEAUTIFUL BENTLEY, 


AND THE OWNER LETS ON,



"IF YOU 


SCRATCH MY BENTLEY...

..."I'M GOING TO SCRATCH YOU GOOD,

...UNDERSTAND?"


"TO THE TEE, MISS!"

SMILES HSR...





"OMGOSH," 

SHRIEKS HSR, 

AS HE WATCHES 

A HELICOPTER LAND 

IN FRONT

OF THE PLACE! 


NOW, 

THE PILOT GETS OUT 

AND SAYS, 

"HEY THERE, YOUNG MAN...

...I SET THE GPS COORDINATES


TO LAND IN THAT 

WIDE OPEN SPOT RIGHT 

OVER THERE!... 

JUST GET IN , STRAP IN, 

AND 

PRESS THE RED BUTTON, 


AND IT WILL 

DO EVERYTHING 

BY ITSELF!" 



 "JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON...I GOT THAT!" SMILES HSR, 

AS HE LANDS THE CHOPPER 

OVER THERE 


WITHOUT INCIDENT!...

 

 

 


 

AND THE NEXT 


DINING-IN CUSTOMER 


TO RIDE IN 


IS 


AN OMG! A PERSON ON A 




TALL UNICYCLE!...WOW!...

 

AND WHEN THE PERSON 


GETS OFF OF THE UNICYCLE, 


HSR TURNS TO HIM 


AND SAYS, 


“GOOD TO SEE YOU TODAY, SIR, 


THANK YOU


, AND, 


I’LL JUST WALK YOUR CYCLE 


RIGHT OVER TO 


HERE TO HAVE IT 


SAFELY 


WAITING FOR YOU!”   


"I LIKE YOUR STYLE, KID,” 


SAYS THE DINING PATRON, 


“HERE’S 



A TIP!”











OKAY...SO...

NOW, 

A WOMAN COMES OUT

OF THE RESTAURANT,

AND HSR 

GETS 

HER 

MOTORCYCLE FROM

THE LOT,

AND BEFORE SHE LEAVES,

SHE SPEAKS,

"INSIDE MY TIP IS MY 

PHONE NUMBER...


...CALL ME!"...







NOW...JUST BEFORE HSR

STARTS HIS BREAK,

HE HAS TO 

RETRIEVE

THIS CAR


AND THE LADY THAT 

GETS IN SAYS,

I KNOW YOU!...YOU'RE MY 

LITTLE SISTER'S 

DENTAL SCHOOL 


CLASSMATE!...I'MA TELL HER 

I SAW YOU!"












"YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, HSR,"

SAYS A PERSON WORKING WITH HIM...

MANAGEMENT WANTS YOU 

TO GET READY 

TO HELP IN AN

'AIR PICK UP!'

...AND...

HERE IT COMES NOW...

THAT ZEPPELIN...


...RIGHT THERE!"
















































































































Love Toothbrush®                                      
































































“As A Preventive, when ever You see a Dinosaur coming...



...Run For Your life!”































































In this Day and Age, 


with all of the Global Concerns 


going on, 


it may be hard sometimes to 


‘Be Happy’ 



by Default! 


And a lot of Our Tensions 


come from People-to-People 


interactions that 



don’t go well! 


...Take Road Rage, 



or other 


possibly-avoidable disagreements, for example. 

 

The Person that feels offended or disrespected 


gets Angry!



 And they may start to 


say things, or 


throw things, 


or 



something even worse!

 

And some people will want to


go ‘From Bad to Really Worse!’  


They’ll Mentally Transform themselves 


to the Level of a ‘T Rex!”  


...And that’s not a Pretty Sight!

 

Yes! We have the Capacity to act like ‘Wild 



Animals!’

 


Our Teeth are for eating 



and other things,


not 'Chomping'


Our Fellow Man!...




 

But the T Rexs inside of Us 


have been showing up 


since Our Early 



Days! 


...Anger is a Basic Human Emotion.

 

Take Marge Simpson...



If someone bothers her Family, 


or if 


someone in the Family acts up, 



She’ll ‘Turn!’

 



Now there are others


that 'Relish'



in their 



T Rex 



State! 







 

So, 


be a nice Person, and be patient 



with others and 


don’t 'Mess With' Other People


and, 


more than likely, 


You won’t have to 


Run 



for Your Life!...


...And there will be Better



Good Times...and Smiles...



..All Around!...


Plus...


You won't have to 


get 


Your Own Teeth Dirty!

































































May you have many...




“All of Us are put upon this Earth 


for Many Reasons...  


And one of those reasons 


is to 


help to make this World a Better Place! 


...The Bottom Line is, 



all of Us want to be treated Fairly. 


And if 

each of Us treats each other 

as we 

wish to be treated, 


this will become a Better Place!  


And as this one Famous Person said, 


...“Can’t We All Just Get Along!”





.."Alright, Hollywood!...I bet that

You



...can't wait to get back to the South Pole!"...





..."I saw Two 'Newly Emerged' 

Female T Rexs 







fight over 

the Same Guy!"...







...I know I've seen You Before!


Yes!...


...I remember...


...it was at Venice Beach!"...



...Smiles!









































































"Instead of 

'Turning into a T Rex,



He



turns into an

Adorable Puppy!"
























"Parents can see Me 

coming for their kid's 

Baby teeth...



Dental Hygiene Wars!
























































































































"Once I get my Fructose,

I'll hide where...


even the Hygienists can't find Me!"



























"Will My Arrow hit

carious predatorus wingeulus

this time?...


... _ _ _ _ !...Missed again!"































"After following them

for Three Days...

I see them...

right over that 

Marginal Ridge!...


...But...

They are looking right at Me!"



























"I beg You again...

Please don't floss...

..so that...


I can Thrive!"





































“Taking the Deep Sulcus Route, 


I can get You to the 


Contralateral side in...




...25 Minutes!"





















 

 

“I’ve been doing this 


for Seven Years Straight!...


...How long have 



You been in ‘The Game?’”






























“My Host is about to eat!..


...Great!...


...What?...Eggs, 


Sunny Side Up, 


Steak, 


Pancakes,



and Hash Browns, 


with lots of Syrup?...


...I’m...




...‘Swimming in Heaven!'”





















































































































"I really am Sorry if I...



...Broke Your Heart!"




















































































































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