This Independence Day...We Celebrate And Chronicle...The Rumored African-American ...Dentist...Who Was A Sharp-Shooting Body Guard Team Member...Protecting...General George Washington...During The...Revolutionary War!

"Come On!...General Washington...Must...Get To...And Cross...The Delaware!...Our Country...

Depends On It!"...

Do I Dream about being Here?...

...Yes!"

"I'm going to ask that

Handsome Man 

over there

to play catch, 

so that I can

...Catch!"

"Red, White, and Blue!...

...Yay!...

 .

You and Your

'July 4th in the United States isn't just about tasty BBQ 

and enthusiastic Parades'



Smiles 

are

glad to have our 

Freedoms!

This

'protect our Precious Leadership Assets at all Costs'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Overwatch Overseers!

It is Rumored that

Dr. Alexander Cecil Browne, 

a Captain in the Dental Reserve Corps,

has a 

Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great GrandFather,

Doctor Mortimer Huras Browne,

who also 

apprenticed 

in the early Science of Dentistry

in Town....

And Mortimer 

was born and raised

in the area that turned out to be

Princeton , New Jersey!

And as he got older, he

became really good with a

Sling Shot!

 

And, 

he got so good that, 

he could repeatedly hit a target 

a 

hundred paces away!




And, 

he did his chores and 

his schoolwork, 

and grew into a strapping 

Young Man, who also 

took a liking to the 

Art of Stomatology!

He practiced 

in a small enclave, 

on what is now 

Maddock Road, 

east of Princeton, 

on the banks 

of the Delaware River!

 

One Day, 

his Grandma comes up to him 

and says, 

“I want you 

to be a good Sonny Boy!...

...There’s a War a-coming, 

and 

if you have to 

shoot anything, 

with a good aim, 

just shoot the guns to disable

the weapons!...And remember... 

…Don’t hurt anybody, 

and when you come back home....

...you'll be just fine”

 

 

 

Then, 

suddenly, 

some British Soldiers  start to invade their city,

and Doctor Mortimer Huras Browne, has to 

take up arms to 

protect himself, his family, and his Country!

 

 

 

So, he joins a squad of accurate Marksmen,

and they are tasked with 

protecting the Commander of the Army,

General George Washington!

 

 

To gain an advantage, 

General Washington

had to cross the Delaware River,

and as they approach the River,

General George Washinton says, 

“Okay, Men...

...let’s quckly cross the River 

and  then we Strategize more!”

 

But just then, 

a shot rings out, 

and everyone ducks!

 

Now, the Dentist says, 

"There they are...four of them!...Hey, 

...You Guys all cross the river now, while I hold them off!...

...If You start running now, 

You have a Chance!”

 

Seeing their time window closing, 

the General says, 

“Come on, Let’s Go!”

And they all rush to

cross the River...

 

Next, 

the Dentist thinks,

"Maybe I won't just 

stand and shoot and be a 

target myself,

and I won't climb up in a tree

because it may

take too long and

branches may break!"

So,

the Dentist 

decides to 

hide in the brush 

to the side and 

quietly breaks off some 

foliage and wraps it over him 

as camouflage 

then 

he moves in closer 

to the 

pursuing British Soldiers, 

and hears one of them say, 

“They’re getting away...let’s see if I can stop ‘um!” 

Then, 

the  Soldier gets down on one knee 

and takes aim, 

and 

at that time, the Dentist…

...lets off a shot, 

and his bullet 

bends the barrel of the British rifle 

so it can’t work!...

Then, 

another soldier,

and the others 

 

try their shots, 

and the Dentist quickly fires and hits and damages 

the three other rifles 

in quick succession,  

making the Four British

throw down their guns 

in disgust!

”Well, I ain’t 

swimming across that River 

and wetting my Suit,” 

says one guy,

and another one of them quickly adds, 

as they start 

walking back to their place,

“Plus, 

I hear they have 

Alligators!" 

 

“It looks like 

the General got away safely, 

and there’s no more 

threatening Enemy Soldiers around," 

smiles the Dentist, 

"and no one got hurt!...

...Whew!...And 

my Grandma 

would be proud!”

 

Which means that, 

now, 

General George Washington 

and his men are able to safely 

cross the River, and 

continue 

their needed Battle Wins! 

 

And the Rest…

..as They Say…  

…is History!

 

"Happy Birthday, America!...

...But...

...the World is not 'Rumble-Free'...

...Just Yet!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"It's a Shame that so many of Us had to die during the Many Wars 

on this Earth!"

Born as a Country, we are not perfect, 

but we are still trying to 

get it right!

And we eventually get it right after Vigorous Debate...

But it's not debatable that HSR 

may just 

suffer mistakes of his Own 

'Just Being There'...Again!

Promise not to laugh at

how He 'Slips and Slides'

in

"Hi!...I'm Ralph Winge, D.D.S....The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...  

...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 2.

and before that, 

in

"I'm The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do 

I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 1."

and first,

in,

"Eff'n Y'allz No Flossa Dem Teeffez... Deyz 

Gona Diez!",

HSR,

AS A PROUD LITTLE BOY,

IS BORN 

AND GROWS UP

IN THE MICR-COUNTRY

OF GUINEA-MALI-COTE,

WHICH IS WHERE THE BORDERS OF

MALI, IVORY COAST, AND GUINEA MEET,

AND HE DREAMS OF BECOMING

A REAL AND UNBEATABLE

MARTIAL ARTIST,

AND HE HAS BEEN PRACTICING SO, SO SERIOUSLY,

EVER SINCE A VISITING MONK

FROM MONGOLALAND

PERSONALLY GAVE HIM A

STATUE,

AND TOLD HIM,

"MAKE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS THE BEST IT CAN BE...

AND SOMETIMES...

IT MAY JUST BE

THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"




SO,

AS HE GREW,

HSR ALWAYS PRACTICED WITH HIS SWORD



AND DREAMED OF CUTTING ENEMIES LIKE A

TRUE ADVERSARY!...

...WHILE ALSO HONING

HIS HAND AND FOOTWORK,

IN THE WAYS OF THE MONK!




THEN,

ONE DAY, 

A LITTLE MONK-IN-TRAINING,

NAMED WING SHO

SENDS HSR AN E-MAIL!...

INVITING HIM TO COME 

TO HIS TEMPLE SCHOOL AND 

TRAIN FOR THE MONKSHOOD 

IN MONGOLALAND!

"OMG!...MOM,  DAD!...CAN I GO, 

OH, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE!"

AND HIS PARENTS FINALLY RELENT...

...YES!

"I CAN BE A REAL MASTER...

I CAN BE A REAL...

...MASTER!"




...





AND HSR'S DREAM 

NOW COMES TRUE!

HE CAN NOW LEARN 

TO BE THE BEST THAT HE CAN BE

IN SPIRIT

AND IN 

BODY!

HE CAN GROW TO BE

JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON 

'THE MATRIX!'..

AND LEARN A GOOD 

'KUNG FU FACE'

AND DO DARING FEATS!...

BUT NONE THAT ARE

'WAY OVERBOARD AND

UNNECESSARILY OUTRAGEOUS!'




...





HSR JUST WANTS

TO BE ABLE  TO

'KICK MAJOR A'

WHEN HE 

HAS TO!

HE WANTS CONCENTRATION, 

STRENGTH, 

AND ENDURANCE TO DO THIS

AND THIS

WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!

AND HSR KNOWS THAT 

GREAT KUNG FU 

CAN

WIN IN THE END!...




WARNING!...

WHEN

'DEEP KUNG FU' 

IS UNLEASHED!...

...NO PRISONERS

ARE TAKEN!



LATER,

HSR

TEACHES OTHER YOUNG MONKS!

THEN, 

ONE DAY, 

A GREAT EXHIBITION IS PUT ON

AND EVERYONE 

FROM ALL AROUND

COMES TO CELEBRATE THE ARTS!

AND THE SHOW IS 

HIGH-FLYING 

AND SPECTACULAR!

DRAWING MANY 

'OOHS AND AAHS!'...

AND HSR PERFORMS ALONE

AND ALSO 

WITH SOME OTHER MONKS

TO SHOW GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH 

AND SKILL,

AND HSR WOWS THE CROWD 

WITH STUFF THAT PEOPLE 

FIND HARD TO BELIEVE

HOWEVER...

AFTER THE SHOW...

ONE OF THE 

GRAND MONKS 

CALLS HSR 

ASIDE AND TELLS 

HIM

"YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL HERE,

BUT,

I AM SENDING YOU ON A JOURNEY

FROM WHICH 

YOU 

MAY NOT RETURN...

BUT I HOPE THAT YOU DO!...

...AND BE STRONG LIKE 

"THE NEW BUT KNOWING BABY

WITH THE INNATE

SPIRIT,

WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN HIS TIME!...

...TO DEFEAT 

THE ENEMY!"

"WHAT MUST I DO, 

OH ELEVATED MONK, SIR?"

ASKS HSR...

"PLEASE," THE GRAND MONK SPEAKS,

"LISTEN CAREFULLY,

...THE GRAND LION NEEDS TWO NEW TEETH!

AND THE STONES FOR THE TEETH

ARE LOCATED AT THE MOST REMOTE

AND HIGHEST AND CRUELEST

MOUNTAIN TOP

IN THE WORLD

IN "PEAK-GANISTAN!"

WHICH IS NORTHEAST OF THE STORIED HIMALAYAS,

BUT IT'S  WINDIER, SNOWIER, AND

SLIPPERIER, AND MORE DEADLY...

AND PEOPLE COULD CLIMB

THAT FORBIDDING POINT

TO THE SKY,

BUT

INSTEAD,

THEY ALL,

EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS,  SAY

"NAA, NAA, NAA...THANKS,

BUT,

NO THANKS...

...I'LL PASS!...I'D RATHER JUST

GO AHEAD AND DO EVEREST!"

HSR,

YOU MUST BRAVE THROUGH BAD WEATHER,

AND AGAINST

BAD CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS,

BAD SPIRITS,

AND

BAD PEOPLE...

AND RETURN BEFORE TWO FORTNIGHTS PASS...

AND IF YOU COME BACK WITH THE RIGHT ROCKS,

THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY

AND MAGNETICALLY FIT

RIGHT INTO THE GRAND LION'S MOUTH,

PERFECTLY!...

...FOR THAT IS THE RARE ROCK,

ONLY FOUND THERE,

AND FROM WHICH THE GRAND LION ITSELF

IS MADE FROM!...

...YOU MUST DO THIS...FOR

OUR WHOLE KINGDOM TO STAY IN

HAPPY HARMONY!...

...SO WHEN OUR

"ONCE-IN-ONE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-YEARS" STARS ALIGN...

THERE WILL BE A 

CONTINUITY OF DYNAMIC

 CHI!

SO, HSR,

YOU ARE

METICULOUSLY CHOSEN!...

NOW, GO,

AND MEDITATE

WITH THE 'CANDLE OF FAITH'  

TONIGHT...

AND START YOUR JOURNEY TOMORROW...

ANY QUESTIONS?"




"NO SIR,"

BOWS HSR!

"AAYYYYEEE  YA!"




SO

 HSR GOES BY

THE CANDLE OF FAITH

TO SPEND SOME TIME,

THEN 

HE GOES BY 

THE BUDDAH

FOR POSITIVE DIRECTION...

THEN, 

HE RELAXES WITH A POSE...

THEN WITH ANOTHER ONE

THEN FINALLY RETIRES FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S

SLEEP!




BUT

THING'S DON'T JUST

INNOCENTLY STOP THERE!

HSR VISIONS ABOUT

A PEACEFUL

STREAM...

THEN ABOUT A PRETTY LADY

IN THE

WIND

THEN A KENDO SCORE

"HSR...WHAT ARE YOU

SEEKING UP HERE," SAYS THIS

WISE MARTIAL ARTIST...

..."BEFORE YOU START ANY JOURNEY,

YOU MUST RECOUNT 

WHY YOU ARE HERE AT ALL

IN THE FIRST PLACE!

THE UNIVERSE IS WIDER THAN 

OUR DISPERATE MINDS 

CAN EVEN START TO REACH

SO YOU MUST CONCENTRATE 

AND BUILD

ON THE POINT OF YOUR

CENTER

THEN 

YOUR MARTIAL MOTIONS

WILL GAIN

UNFALSIFIED TRUENESS

TO CLEAR YOUR PATH!...

PLUS...YOU WILL 

BE ABLE TO BLEND IN

AND COMPLETE ANY MISSION

AND THEN MOVE ON,

UNNOTICED!"




NOW,

 A FORCE TRIES TO APPEAR

AND TRIES TO APPREHEND HIM!

WHICH MAKES HSR WAKE UP

ALMOST WITH A

DETERMINED 'FIRE IN HIS EYES!'

SO, HE EATS, DRINKS, 

PRAYS AND 

THEN STARTS HIS TREK

AND ON HIS WAY, 

HE SEES

A

GREAT PRACTITIONER!

THEN...

...AFTER WALKING

MANY, MANY MILES,

A WANDERER

WALKS WITH HIM

AND SAYS,

"YOU'RE GOING TO PEAK-GHANISTAN?...

WELL GOOD LUCK!

I NEVER HEAR FROM PEOPLE WHO 

HAVE MADE IT UP THERE, ON THEIR WAY BACK!...

YOU MUST HAVE 

MORE GOING FOR YOU THAN

JUST YOUR WITS...NOTICE ALL OF THE SIGNS...

...I BEG YOU!"

THEN,

 HSR WALKS FOR MANY

MORE MILES,

AND COMES ACROSS SOME MORE MONKS...

AND ONE OF THEM ASKS,

YOU WOULDN'T 

HAPPEN TO HAVE 

A JACKET WITH YOU?...

JUST KIDDING!...

BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 

THAT WE'VE SEEN IN TWO YEARS!

YOU'RE NOT LOST ARE YOU?"

"NO SIR," SAYS HSR, AS HE KEEPS 

ON WALKING...

FOR A MOMENT THOUGH,

HSR NOW TAKES A BREAK

BUT

IT'S GETTING DARK...

AND IT SEEMS

THAT THIS

IS NO REGULAR NIGHT!...

IT'S TOO SPOOKY...

LIKE SOME REAL  _ _ _ _

IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

SO, HSR SEES A CAVE

AND

HSR ONLY MAKES IT

TO THE ENTRANCE...




AND THEN,

HE...

OH, NO!...

COLLAPSES!




AND...

RIGHT THEN!...

SOME UNFRIENDLY APPARITIONS

NOW COME OUT OF THE

AIR REACHING

FOR HIM!...




WHAT'S THIS?...

A PERSON...

...OR IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A PERSON,

DRAGS HSR 

INTO THE CAVE FOR SAFETY!




HSR BARELY NOTICES THIS,

AND SAYS, 

"THANK YOU!"

THEN,

HE GOES

UNCONSCIOUS!...




...

"THE FORCES HAVE BEEN

WAITING A LONG TIME

FOR THIS GUY

TO GET HERE," THINKS

THIS PERSON, "I NEED TO 

ENSURE THAT

HE MAKES IT TO

'PEAK-GHANISTAN'...I'LL LET HIM REST, WHILE

I KEEP AWAY 

THOSE 

'SPIRITS OF CHAOS'

THAT DON'T WANT HIM 

TO COMPLETE HIS JOURNEY!"

SO,

AS HSR

RECUPERATIVELY

SNOOZES AWAY,

THINGS OUTSIDE AND EVEN INSIDE

OF HIM 

TRY TO SEND HIM

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!

AND,

 

WHEN HIS

'MIND IS RIGHT'

HIS SUBCONSCIOUS 

JUST

SLIDES AWAY EFFORTLESSLY

INTO A

'DREAM MOVIE!'

"WELCOME, 

MY WARRIOR, 

TO YOUR

NEXT PHASE!...I JUST

WANT YOU TO SEE SOME

OF THE POSSIBILITIES 

OF YOUR TREK TO 

GAIN HARMONY!...WE HAVE 

KNOWN ABOUT YOU...AND WE

HAVE BEEN

WATCHING YOU EVER SINCE

YOU STARTED YOUR

TRAINING!...BUT THE MARTIAL ARTS 

IS MORE THAN JUST

PRETTY HAND MOTIONS AND

JUMP SPIN 

KICKS!...AND...

TAKING YOUR 

'LICKS'

AS YOU

'ROUGH AND TUMBLE ABOUT!'"

"BUT...I AM GLAD

THAT YOUR INNER PEACE...

AND INNER 

BUDDHA,

ARE EVOLVING

TO PREPARE YOU,

FOR WHAT AWAITS YOU,

TO THWART YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL!"

"AS YOUR 

'DREAM AWAKENING' CONTINUES,"  

SAYS THE WOMAN WITH THE WAVING ARMS, 

..."REACH FOR CALM

AND

RESILIENT

INSIGHTS!...

FOR YOU ARE 

TO FIGHT 

YOUR BATTLE ALONE,

AS OUR LAST HOPE!."

"...REMEMBER..YOUR DREAMS

SHOW YOUR 

POSSIBILITIES...AND YOUR PERILS...

BUT 

YOU MUST

DEFEAT THE 

VISBLE AND INVISIBLE ADVERSARIES!..

...SO, 

REST AND RECEIVE 

YOUR

UNEASY DREAMS,

 MY 

LITTLE ONE!...

...AND...

...BEWARE!"

...

SO, NOW,

THE INNER WORKINGS OF HSR'S MIND, 

IN TIME,

WITH THE DREAM WARNINGS AND ALL,

HAVE HIM WAKE UP TO 

CONTINUE ON

TO

PEAK-GHANISTAN!

AND HE PASSES 

BY ONE

BEAUTIFUL PLACE,

WHICH IS NEXT TO A TOWN WHERE

PEOPLE FIGHT A LOT!

THEN,

HE IS AMAZED BY THIS

FRESH WATER WATER FALL!

NEXT, 

HE SEES A STATUE 

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF

THE WATER,

AND

JOINS IN FOR SOME

MEDITATIVE 

BREATHS!...

ON HIS WAY AGAIN, HE

STARTS

SOME REAL ASCENT

UP THE MOUNTAIN, 

AND SEES A 

FAMILY

OF

GOATS AND THEN HE COMES UPON

A CLIMBER

TRYING TO

MAKE A POINT!...

"UH OH, I 

BETTER

HURRY," THINKS HSR,"AND,

I HOPE NOTHING

FALLS ON ME!"

NOW,

PEAK-GHANISTAN IS RIGHT

IN

FRONT 

OF HIM, 

SO HE CLIMBS

AND CLIMBS, AND 

AT TIMES,

HE WISHES

THERE WAS AN

EASIER WAY!

BUT,

HE KEEPS

GOING, 

AND WHEN

HE REACHES THE TOP,

THERE'S A CAVE!

WHICH 

HE WASTES NO TIME

ENTERING AND WHEN 

HE LOOKS

BACK OUTSIDE,

IT'S BEAUTIFUL...

...A LITTLE!...

THEN, 

HE HEARS A SOUND,

WHICH MAKES HIM

INSTINCTIVELY 

TAKE A 

STANCE...

TO PROTECT

HIS GROUND!...

"WHY, YOUNG MAN, HAVE

YOU COME HERE

TO THE TOP OF

PEAK-GHANISTAN?...YOU'RE FREE TO

GO BACK DOWN NOW" SAYS

THIS 'THING!' 

...WHICH ALSO SAYS,

"EXUSE ME WHILE,

I BURP!

I AM A MONK," EXPLAINS HSR,  

"AND I HAVE COME TO

GET SOME TEETH 

FOR THE GRAND

LION AT OUR MONASTERY

BEFORE A 

RARE AND 

GRAND CELESTIAL

ALIGNMENT OCCURS!"

'

AND IMMEDIATELY 

AFTER SAYING THOSE WORDS...

A 'SPARKLING PHENOMENA' 

OF LIGHTS

FORM A 

BUDDHA!...

WHICH THEN

STARTS TO

BECOME 

'ENERGIZED!'

NOW, 

THE 'THING'

SAYS,

"IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING'S

ABOUT TO HAPPEN!"

NOW,

HSR,

ASSUMING A LOTUS, 

CLOSES HIS EYES,

AND OPENS HIS MIND, 

TO RECEIVE WHAT 

THE BUDDHA 

HAS TO COMMUNICATE!

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

"I won't....

...forget!"

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Being Planktonic means that

We can Float!"

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...to...!"

"A while back...

I fell into one of those 

'Gingival Infection Acid Pits,' 

and 

all I could do was

experience...This... 

until someone pulled me out!...   

...And... 

...That's the Truth!"

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