"Hi!...I'm Ralph Winge, D.D.S....The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 2.

"I'm Flossing...On The Moon...And...It's Not Even June!...Come To Think Of It...How Does One...

...Tell Time...On The Moon?"...

"I'd Be Glad

to

Get Away

from Earth

for a while...

...especially now...

...with all of this Stuff

going on!...

However...

I know that I will

start to 

miss My Home...

...and My Family!"

"Running Away from

Problems

won't help

to Solve Them,

but

it gives You Time

to

Strategize a Solution!

Sometimes,

I'll just

'Ram' a Problem...Head On...

But there are Times

when I

...don't want to

'Show My Hand!"

"Did that

'Belly Flop'

You just did

in the Pool 

hurt?...

...It splashed 

Water

all over the place

and 

got Me Wet!

But...

it's Hot out Here...so

...can You 

do it Again?"

"You want Me to

go to the Moon with You?...

Hey...I'm...

'Lunar,'...not 'Loony!"

"I'm ready to go...

...and...

My Bags are Packed!"

"I'll certainly miss You!...

You won't have any

Withdrawals, will You?"

“I’d Love to go with You!...and...

...I'll...

...‘Stand Up’ 

to those Aliens!”

“I don’t want to take a Rocket to the Moon!...

...How about just 

flying a 'Super Plane!'...

That’s Safer, right?”

You and Your 

‘They told Me that the Answers that I seek 

are really

 within Me, 

but 

I still went to the Mountaun Top to get a 

change of Scenery’ 

Smiles 

are  

just thinking and 

walking!

This 

'Out of This World Doing Stuff'

Episode 

is

brought to You by

where the

Oceans 

meet Terra Firma...




















































































Please don’t Fail Miserably 

by getting

 sucked into Outer Space!...Without a Ship!

Yeah!...Stuck

in Outer Space...sounds

just like Him...that Guy

...HSR...

but Wait!...There's lots more...

especially during

"I'm The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do 

I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 1."

and first,

in,

"Eff'n Y'allz No Flossa Dem Teeffez... Deyz 

Gona Diez!",

HSR,

AS A PROUD LITTLE BOY,

IS BORN 

AND GROWS UP

IN THE MICR-COUNTRY

OF GUINEA-MALI-COTE,

WHICH IS WHERE THE BORDERS OF

MALI, IVORY COAST, AND GUINEA MEET,

AND HE DREAMS OF BECOMING

A REAL AND UNBEATABLE

MARTIAL ARTIST,

AND HE HAS BEEN PRACTICING SO SO SERIOUSLY,

EVER SINCE A VISITING MONK

FROM MONGOLALAND

PERSONALLY GAVE HIM A

STATUE,

AND TOLD HIM,

"MAKE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS THE BEST IT CAN BE...

AND SOMETIMES...

IT MAY JUST BE

THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"

SO,

AS HE GREW,

HSR ALWAYS PRACTICED WITH HIS SWORD



AND DREAMED OF CUTTING ENEMIES LIKE A

TRUE ADVERSARY!...

WHILE ALSO HONING

HIS HAND AND FOOTWORK,

IN THE WAYS OF THE MONK!

THEN,

ONE DAY, A LITTLE MONK-IN-TRAINING,

NAMED WINGE SHO

SENDS HSR AN E-MAIL!...

INVITING HIM TO COME 

TO HIS TEMPLE SCHOOL AND 

TRAIN FOR THE MONKHOOD IN MONGOLALAND!

"OMG!...MOM,  DAD!...CAN I GO, 

OH, PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE!"

AND HIS PARENTS FINALLY RELENT...

YES!

"I CAN BE A REAL MASTER...

I CAN BE A REAL...

...MASTER!"

...

AND HSR'S DREAM 

NOW COMES TRUE!

HE CAN NOW LEARN 

TO BE THE BEST THAT HE CAN BE

IN SPIRIT

AND IN 

BODY!

HE CAN GROW TO BE

JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON 

THE MATRIX!"..

AND LEARN A GOOD KUNG FU FACE

AND DO DARING FEATS!...

BUT NONE THAT ARE

"WAY OVERBOARD AND

UNNECESSARILY OUTRAGEOUS!"

...

HSR JUST WANTS

TO BE ABLE  TO

"KICK MAJOR A"

WHEN HE 

HAS TO!

HE WANTS CONCENTRATION, STRENGTH, AND ENDURANCE TO DO THIS

AND THIS

WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!

AND HSR KNOWS THAT GREAT KUNG FU CAN

WIN IN THE END!...

WARNING!...

WHEN

"DEEP KUNG FU IS UNLEASHED!...

NO PRISONERS

ARE TAKEN!



LATER,

HSR

TEACHES OTHER YOUNG MONKS!

THEN, 

ONE DAY, 

A GREAT EXHIBITION IS PUT ON

AND EVERYONE 

FROM ALL AROUND

COMES TO CELEBRATE THE ARTS!

AND THE SHOW IS HIGH-FLYING 

AND SPECTACULAR!

DRAWING MANY OOHS AND AAHS!...

AND HSR PERFORMS ALONE

AND ALSO 

WITH SOME OTHER MONKS

TO SHOW GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH 

AND SKILL

AND HSR WOWS THE CROWD 

WITH STUFF THAT PEOPLE 

FIND HARD TO BELIEVE

HOWEVER...

AFTER THE SHOW...

ONE OF THE GRAND MONKS 

CALLS HSR ASIDE AND TELLS 

HIM

"YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL HERE,

BUT,

I AM SENDING YOU ON A JOURNEY

FROM WHICH 

YOU 

MAY NOT RETURN...

BUT I HOPE THAT YOU DO!"

...AND BE STRONG LIKE 

"THE NEW BUT KNOWING BABY

WITH THE INNATE

SPIRIT,

WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN HIS TIME!...

TO DEFEAT 

THE ENEMY!"

"WHAT MUST I DO, 

OH ELEVATED MONK, SIR?"

ASKS HSR...

"PLEASE," THE GRAND MONK SPEAKS,

"LISTEN CAREFULLY,

THE GRAND LION NEEDS TWO NEW TEETH!

AND THE STONES FOR THE TEETH

ARE LOCATED AT THE MOST REMOTE

AND HIGHEST AND CRUELEST

MOUNTAIN TOP

IN THE WORLD

IN "PEAK-GANISTAN!"

WHICH IS NORTHEAST OF THE STORIED HIMALAYAS,

BUT IT'S  WINDIER, SNOWIER, AND

SLIPPERIER, AND MORE DEADLY...

AND PEOPLE COULD CLIMB

THAT FORBIDDING POINT

TO THE SKY,

BUT

INSTEAD,

THEY ALL,

EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS,  SAY

"NAA, NAA, NAA...THANKS,

BUT,

NO THANKS...

...I'LL PASS!...I'D RATHER JUST

GO AHEAD AND DO EVEREST!"

HSR,

YOU MUST BRAVE THROUGH BAD WEATHER,

AND AGAINST

BAD CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS,

BAD SPIRITS,

AND

BAD PEOPLE...

AND RETURN BEFORE TWO FORTNIGHTS PASS...

AND IF YOU COME BACK WITH THE RIGHT ROCKS,

THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY

AND MAGNETICALLY FIT

RIGHT INTO THE GRAND LION'S MOUTH,

PERFECTLY!...

...FOR THAT IS THE RARE ROCK,

ONLY FOUND THERE,

AND FROM WHICH THE GRAND LION ITSELF

IS MADE FROM!"

YOU MUST DO THIS...FOR

OUR WHOLE KINGDOM TO STAY IN

HAPPY HARMONY!...

...SO WHEN OUR

"ONCE-IN-ONE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-YEARS" STARS ALIGN...

THERE WILL BE A CONTINUITY OF DYNAMIC

 CHI!

SO, HSR,

YOU ARE

METICULOUSLY CHOSEN!...

NOW, GO,

AND MEDITATE

WITH THE "CANDLE OF FAITH"  TONIGHT...

AND START YOUR JOURNEY TOMORROW...

ANY QUESTIONS?"

"NO SIR,"

BOWS HSR!

"AAYYYYEEE  YA!"

SO

 HSR GOES BY

THE CANDLE OF FAITH

TO SPEND SOME TIME,

THEN HE GOES BY THE BUDDAH

FOR POSITIVE DIRECTION...

THEN, 

HE RELAXES WITH A POSE...

THEN WITH ANOTHER ONE

THEN FINALLY RETIRES FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S

SLEEP!

BUT

THING'S DON'T JUST

INNOCENTLY STOP THERE!

HSR VISIONS ABOUT

A PEACEFUL

STREAM...

THEN A PRETTY LADY

IN THE

WIND

THEN A KENDO SCORE

"HSR...WHAT ARE YOU

SEEKING UP HERE," SAYS THIS

WISE MARTIAL ARTIST...

..."BEFORE YOU START ANY JOURNEY,

YOU MUST RECOUNT 

WHY YOU ARE HERE AT ALL

IN THE FIRST PLACE!

THE UNIVERSE IS WIDER THAN 

OUR DESPERATE MINDS 

CAN EVEN START TO REACH

SO YOU MUST CONCENTRATE AND BUILD

ON THE POINT OF YOUR

CENTER

THEN 

YOUR MARTIAL MOTIONS

WILL GAIN

UNFALSIFIED TRUENESS

TO CLEAR YOUR PATH!...

PLUS...YOU WILL 

BE ABLE TO BLEND IN

AND COMPLETE ANY MISSION

AND THEN MOVE ON,

UNNOTICED!"

NOW,

 A FORCE TRIES TO APPEAR

AND TRIES TO APPREHEND HIM!

WHICH MAKES HSR WAKE UP

ALMOST WITH A

DETERMINED "FIRE IN HIS EYES!"

SO, HE EATS, DRINKS, PRAYS AND 

THEN STARTS HIS TREK

AND ON HIS WAY, 

HE SEES

A

GREAT PRACTITIONER!

THEN...

...AFTER WALKING

MANY, MANY MILES,

A WANDERER

WALKS WITH HIM

AND SAYS,

"YOU'RE GOING TO PEAK-GHANISTAN?...

WELL GOOD LUCK!

I NEVER HEAR FROM PEOPLE WHO 

HAVE MADE IT UP THERE, ON THEIR WAY BACK!...

YOU MUST HAVE 

MORE GOING FOR YOU THAN

JUST YOUR WITS...NOTICE ALL OF THE SIGNS...

I BEG YOU!"

THEN,

 HSR WALKS FOR MANY

MORE MILES,

AND COMES ACROSS SOME MORE MONKS...

AND ONE OF THEM ASKS,

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE 

A JACKET WITH YOU?...

JUST KIDDING!...

BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 

THAT WE'VE SEEN IN TWO YEARS!

YOU'RE NOT LOST ARE YOU?"

"NO SIR," SAYS HSR, AS HE KEEPS 

ON WALKING...

FOR A MOMENT THOUGH,

HSR NOW TAKES A BREAK

BUT

IT'S GETTING DARK...

AND IT SEEMS

THAT THIS

IS NO REGULAR NIGHT!...

IT'S TOO SPOOKY...

LIKE SOME REAL  _ _ _ _

IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

SO, HSR SEES A CAVE

BUT

HSR ONLY MAKES IT

TO THE ENTRANCE...

AND THEN,

HE...

OH, NO!...

COLLAPSES!

AND...

RIGHT THEN!...

SOME UNFRIENDLY APPARITIONS

NOW COME OUT OF THE

AIR REACHING

FOR HIM!

WHAT'S THIS?...

A PERSON...

...OR IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A PERSON,

DRAGS HSR INTO THE CAVE FOR SAFETY!

HSR NOTICES THIS,

AND SAYS, "THANK YOU!

THEN,

HE GOES

UNCONSCIOUS!...


...

"THE FORCES HAVE BEEN

WAITING A LONG TIME

FOR THIS GUY

TO GET HERE" THINKS

THIS PERSON, "I NEED TO 

ENSURE THAT

HE MAKES IT TO

'PEAK-GHANISTAN'...I'LL LET HIM REST, WHILE

I KEEP AWAY 

THOSE 

'SPIRITS OF CHAOS'

THAT DON'T WANT HIM 

TO COMPLETE HIS JOURNEY!"

SO,

AS HSR

RECUPERATIVELY

SNOOZES AWAY,

THINGS OUTSIDE AND EVEN INSIDE

OF HIM 

TRY TO SEND HIM

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!

AND,

 

WHEN HIS

'MIND IS RIGHT'

HIS SUBCONSCIOUS 

JUST

SLIDES AWAY EFFORTLESSLY

INTO A

'DREAM MOVIE!'

"WELCOME, 

MY WARRIOR, 

TO YOUR

NEXT PHASE!...I JUST

WANT YOU TO SEE SOME

OF THE POSSIBILITIES 

OF YOUR TREK TO 

GAIN HARMONY!...WE HAVE 

KNOWN ABOUT YOU...AND WE

HAVE BEEN

WATCHING YOU EVER SINCE

YOU STARTED YOUR

TRAINING!...BUT THE MARTIAL ARTS 

IS MORE THAN JUST

PRETTY HAND MOTIONS AND

JUMP SPIN 

KICKS!...AND...

TAKING YOUR 

'LICKS'

AS YOU

'ROUGH AND TUMBLE ABOUT!'"

"BUT...I AM GLAD

THAT YOUR INNER PEACE...

AND INNER 

BUDDHA,

ARE EVOLVING

TO PREPARE YOU ,

FOR WHAT AWAITS YOU,

TO THWART YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL!"

"AS YOUR 

'DREAM AWAKENING' CONTINUES,"  

SAYS THE WOMAN WITH THE WAVING ARMS, 

..."REACH FOR CALM

AND

RESILIENT

INSIGHTS!...

FOR YOU ARE 

TO FIGHT 

YOUR BATTLE ALONE,

AS OUR LAST HOPE!."

"...REMEMBER..YOUR DREAMS

SHOW YOUR 

POSSIBILITIES...AND YOUR PERILS...

BUT 

YOU MUST

DEFEAT THE 

VISBLE AND INVISIBLE ADVERSARIES!..

...SO, 

REST AND RECEIVE 

YOUR

UNEASY DREAMS,

 MY 

LITTLE ONE!...

...AND...

...BEWARE!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

“It feels Good to be 

the ‘First’ in something….

...significantly important, 

that is!”

I don't know...

I'm not sure that it

has anything to do with it...

but

Dr. Winge was born

on a night

just before midnight!

And there was a

Full Moon!

And He has been 

fascinated with our 'Celestial

Little Brother' in the sky

ever since he could see in the sky!...

Yes!...He would spend hours familiarizing



himself with all of the features 

and landmarks

and maybe he was amazed at the

Add caption

'Man In The Moon!'

Now, as a kid,

the Good Doctor

was a regular Kid that

liked to Clown Around

with his Brother

and he had Cousins that

liked to have fun with him!

And he got into trouble 

sometimes

But...

he survived!

The young Doctor Winge liked 

going to the Observatory a lot!



And as he grew, he partied some times

but 

he really looked forward to just



'hangin' out wit Da Moon!'

Of course,

he wished that he could actually



hold it, and stuff!

The young Doctor Winge would also

watch



Eclipses



on TV!

And, boy...did he ever have



Lucid Dreams!

So, you know that,

one day he wants to really,

I mean really,

go to the Moon as an



Astronaut!



Yeah!...

But he liked 'Pretty Dentistry,'

too!

Especially, the smile of a nice girl



down the street, who was also

enamored with the Moon!

So,

after graduating from,

of course,

USC

Dental School,

Winge went to, and excelled at, Astronaut

School!

Winge went through

rigorous

training, repeatedy...

to get it right!

And when the Top "King" Guy at NASA

cleared the Doctor to go to the Moon

at first, he didn't believe it...



but... when it sank in...

everyone

was so happy!

Now he could join the ranks



of some of his

many favorite

and famous

heroes and



"sheroes!" (Dr. Jeanette Epps!)





So, 

Doctor Winge

is going to be

the first "Dentist On The Moon!"

and wasting no time...

his mission

gets ready...

and after waiting

to launch

he and the crew enter the space rocket

and then settle in

and now..

Dr. Saiph Savage,

of the extremely Top Secret

International Agency,  "ABC"

(Already Been Computed), gives

the okay

after she does her last rechecks

of the redundant computer backups...

and now...

HSR and his buddies...

they

blast off!...

and the primary booster 

disengages,

then,

the ship

autopilots itself

the rest of the way!

And

after circling the Moon

 a couple of times,

and seeing the infinite star sights out of the window

he and his crew finally

softland!

Now,

 Dr. Winge disembarks from the module

And Boy...

is he ever amazed by

what he sees!

There must be a whole

city here!

But it's on the Far Side of the Moon!...

So this area can't be watched

by the

Earthlings!

Wow!...

what a view of the Milky Way

unobscured by the atmosphere and lights...

like on Earth!



"Welcome to the Moon Dr. Winge!,

Let me show you 

around," greets one person...



"Here's our briefing room," continues the guide

And a woman stops 

the Doctor and says,

"OMG! You're new here! I'll fill you in on our little Colony later, mkay?"

"I'd love that!," says the Doc.

"Oh, yes, Doctor," she says..."here's a copy of

Heidi Ruby Miller's 

book, 

Ambasadora!...She's the the most 

popular author here on the Moon!"...

as she giggles and walks away.

Then,

he passes by a cavernous interior

and they walk down one hallway

"And here's our mess hall...and 

we do serve gourmet food here!"

Then, 

they go down another hallway

and as they are walking, 

a person comes on the PA System and says,

"Jupiter Update!...

Thanks to our Observatory Scientists,

we have just discovered the 

"Counter Rotational Asteroid"

that was predicted...

...Let's give them a Thumbs Up, crew!"

And the Doctor can hear people

applauding!

Now, another person stops the Doctor 

in the hallway and asks,

"Are you the new Dentist here?..My name is X69!"

And the Doctor responds, "Yes! I'm just arriving!...Would

you like to be my first patient?"

"Maybe...maybe not...I can go 

either way, you know!," then she smiles, "maybe tomorrow!"

So, now, another guy says, 

to Dr. Winge, 

"This way, please, to your Dental Office, Sir!"

""Wow," 

exalts the Doctor when he sees this!

"You'll find Your facilities to be 

State Of The Art, Doctor!



Do I have an Assistant?" asks Winge.




"Not yet, but soon!" says the guide.




"Here are your headquarters, Doctor...

and your bedroom...

and  a study room...

and your viewing 

area!

"Now, Sir...the last part of our orientation...

...since we



are cramped for space,

you will be partnered up!...

And,

since your 

'Biotic Profile' 

shows that you have

Strong Heterozygotic DNA...

You shall be Partnered with"...

"Thanks, Sam...

I'll take it from here!" interrupts this woman...

"Doctor," She says straightforwardly,

"...let's get

started,

right away!"

And Dr. Winge thinks...

"Umm!"

...

"Doctor Winge...

...I have a 

Short Meeting to

attend to...

...Let's

meet in the Space Viewing Room 

in a little bit!" says the

Lady...




So, with a little bit of

Free Time on his hands

he thinks,

"I'll make it

on over to the 

Dental Spot!"



So, as he

walks down some hallways,

a Group of People

are talking and

...They turn around and see

Doctor Wingee...

...and they  say,

"Hi There!....

Hey!..You're the New Dentist 

in Town?...Well...

We're gonna

 make some Appointments!"

...for

All Three 

at once!"

"Wow!..That's going to be interesting!"

smiles the Doc 

as he keeps 

on walking...





Then...as he walks down

this hallway, a Big Screen

comes on

as he approaches one,

and 

it's

the Computer Whiz...



...Doctor Saiph Savage!...

And She asks,

"Settling in

pretty nicely,

Doctor Winge?"

"Yes, Doctor!...Good to

hear from You!...It's a 

long way 

from

Earth,  however,

the Speed of Light

is so

'Voraciously Fast'

that

our Communications are still

almost Instantaneous!"

"Well...I gotta go but,

I'm

sending You

a Care Package!...Until...!"

as Doctor Savage signs off!

Now,

as Doctor Winge

strides down

this Way...

This Woman

in an office,

that He passes by,

seems

Pretty upset!...

And, 

a little further down...

he passes by some

maybe...SpaceX Stuff!...

"Sir!..."

says this Lady

in the Hall, "I'm the

Psychiatrist at the 

Base here,

and

I don't remember

having 'Profiled' 

You Yet!...

...What do You think About

Black

Holes?"

"Ha!,"

laughs Doctor Winge...I try

and stay

at least light Years 

away from Them...

for...

...obvious Reasons!"

"I can Profile You right now, Sir...

...right behind this

door!"

"I can't do it now,"

says Doctor Winge...

"Well, Doctor...

report to My Office

first thing

in the Morning!"

"Yes, Mam!"

He replies!...

And as He walks away,

She looks at Him and thinks,

"He sure...

...is a Strange One!"

OMGosh!...Right at that moment,

an Alarm goes off!

And this Woman runs up to Winge,

and says,

"I have been Shadowing You,

for Your Safety!...You are to leave with me 

in the 

Space Jet

...At Once!...We must Run!"

And so they run, and 

the Doctor asks,

"Where to?"

And She says,

"To the Portal over 

there,"

She points!

And as they run down the hall fast,

this person

just watches!...

Now the Doctor asks His Guard

what the Emergency is...

And She says,

"I'll tell You later!"

Then,

they reach

the

Port and They get on

the Ship,

and they

Thrust On Out Of There!

May you have many...

“Many will say that 

Man has ‘No Business’ on Other Planets! 

...Everything we need

will have to be ‘Hauled In!’  

…Not to mention 

the Delicacies 

that We’re used to here on Earth! 

Plus, here in Earth, 

if our Air support systems 

break down…

All We have to do is 

...step outside and inhale!”…

...“How are You So Sweet, 

but

...You don’t cause Cavities?!”…

 …”I have a Question for You!...  

What would You 

...Like to get ‘Lost In?”…

...."There a Blog Post coming up about HSR  

finding some Sunken Treasure, 

and the Precious Metals Dealer 

he went to

 now is having his Security Team 

'Trail' Him

and

find out where the rest of the 

Treasure is!..

...Oh, there You are, Hollywood!...

...Why are you walking so fast?...  

…Is someone after You?”

...Smiles!

“He says that he’s going to make some 

High Heel Shoes 

for My Spacesuit so that, 

on the Moon, 

...I can still...

 ...Sashay Among The  Stars!”

“Whenever I’m in 

My Tooth Fairy Gardens, 

All of My 

Hang Ups…just...Melt Away!”













































































God and Nature...  

...Are Beautiful!...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

It's Definitely 'High Risk,'...  

...and...Maybe...  

...Just Maybe...  

...a... 

...Commensurate Reward!"...































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

“That’s Good!  I’ll keep them occupied…

...While You all...

... Sneak around the Side!

"Somebody better

let Me out of this

Petri Dish!

...I ain't No Guinea Pig!"

"I'll remember You

as just

one of My Sword's Victims!"

"It's still

'Dog Eat Dog'

even

down here in 

The Sulcus!"































"I'm tired after

Today's Shift,

Hollywood,

but...



you can still come by and

watch TV!"


































"My Fire and Acids

are no match

for Her



Enamel and Dentin!"

The Inner Workings 

and Intricacies 

of Love 

are still,

many Parts...

...Unknown!

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