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...Hollywood took my phone and
put it close to his face...
and...OMG!...he
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"Kissed My Glass!"
"Talking about glass, I can see straight through Hollywood!
he's clean, pure, and
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"obfuscation-free!""
"Hi, Hot Stuff!...
You keep calling me like
you need to see me immediately!
You know that I always have time for you
So, if you want
what I think you want...to play "That Word Game"...
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...I'll be right there!"
Now,
HSR looks at this Nice Young Lady and says,
"I've seen you before!...
You're a style guru, right?...Can you make me more stylish?"
And she says, "I don't know!...This may take some time, but
let's try!"
"Dr. Report...
I am referred to you by...
Me!"
I hear that you are the best
Greetings!...
I officially welcome you, Reader
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to Today's Blog!
Please feel free to walk around in our
"Cyberspatial Cloud"
and navigate anywhere
that
But I warn you...
Don't go into the "Valley of
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the Silicons,"
unless you are ready to battle some unbeatable "Megalo
Bit and Byte Creatures"
in the Deep Web
and in the even deeper,
"Unexplored Interstitial Extra-Webular Areas,"
where webs fail to reach out and touch, and
which
have no known boundaries!...And, oh...
They only take "Lovecoin,"
...no Bitcoin!
So, let's make things fun....
"My flying friend!
...I am setting you free!
Now, you may aviate to any where in the world now!
Go, go, go!
What?..You still want to be around me...
but just out of your cage?
Well, when we get home, let's see
how it works!"
"Make way!...
and
Let the Heralding Trumpets signal
the beginning of the Royal Commencement of
Today's Blogarific Ceremony!
I, of course, am your "Moderator Par Excellance"
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Please follow me, Reader,
down our "Humble
Hallway,"
as we proceed to where the show will start!
And
as we come upon the Good Stuff,
It's time to
"Let The Ladies Sing" how
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happy and more lively they are
with the greatness of Knowing and Loving
the truly caring HSR!"
...Dr. Report!...I'm at the store in London,
where we first met!
You helped me with some
intimate wear suggestions and tight try-ons...
and we had so much fun and flirting in the dressing room,
but,
later,
I found out that
"Thank you, Mz Moderator...You're Excellent!...
...HSR, thanks for coming to the Grand Opening
of my Art Show at the
Museum!
I have to say that much of my inspiration for some
pieces flows out of me easily,
almost like the invisible, but always there,
force of gravity!
It's really like I'm just there holding the brush
and my hand moves by itself
to make
scenes that come out of my heart!
My style has evolved into
multiple styles
that just...come from within!...
I can't explain it...
but,
right after the show,
let's go to my studio,
so you can pose for me
for a piece I shall call
"Unexplored Territory!"
"HSR...
I am from the "Land of Deep Thought,"
and
I was thinking...it's not a joke!
Well, I was thinking
about
what is more important...
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...living in the "Now,"...
or
being ecstatic about
what just took place?"
"Hollywood!...
That National Geographic Special
you like is coming on...you know...
the one about "Subliminal Messages!"...
and you know what happened the last time we
danced to binaural beats...
and our
theta waves took over!"
"Well, I'm glad you brought that up!
Subliminal messages
can be found all throughout this,
and all of "Hollywood Smiles Report"
Scripts...
and they are addictive, yet impossible, to detect!
But they have profound effects upon you!...
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just like HSR and I do!
So, let's continue...
alpha wave style!
"HSR, my wonderful man
our Waltzing lessons are starting!
Now, remember...
please hold me...and
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...never let me drop!
"HSR...I just got back from "Transbulmania"...
you know...the mysterious country in between Romania and Bulgaria
and all of the ladies I ran into
asked about you
and your air glider, and when
are you coming to see them...
so,
I told them all that
I don't know where your story is headed
but that your
Just like the Sun
does rise,
and
not to be forgotten,
you and your...
"it's not when you eat...it's what you eat...
but I'm hungry right now...and there's only some
unquestionably-tasty Fried Chicken!"...
...smiles
are also looking for some
hot sauce!
And Today's one-of-a-kind Blog
(Thank you, Dr. Winge!)
shall be witnessed and intellectually devoured by you
through
old school reading of the biblios!...
are doing!
"Yeah, Hollywood!...Shake it!
Now,
let's do
that move that
Gymnastics,
perfectly done,
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is a good and splendid
"Sight for the Eyes!"
But,
HSR only wishes that he could
make minor technical mistakes like this!....
But, nooo!
HSR is prone to overtly-embarrassing himself over
and over
and over
again!
But I always give him credit for trying,
even though he might end up
crying'...
...like a baby!...
...which is exactly what he may
end up doing again, because
WHEN HSR SHOWED UP IN THE PREFACE OF
In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 3.
ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS
BE A SORT OF
REAL
PIRATE
AND FIND A GOOD MAP
AND MAYBE DISCOVER SOME
REAL GOLD NUGGETS AND COINS
BUT HSR DOESN'T LIKE THE REAL
SCARY SHIPS THAT
CUT QUICKLY THROUGH THE WATER
AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO
DEAL WITH
SEA GHOSTS AND
GET INTO
BLOODY FIGHTS...
BUT HE WOULDN'T MIND GETTING TO KNOW A
PRETTY LADY PIRATE
THAT'S WORTH HER SALT,
AND KNOWS HER WAY AROUND
A
COMPASS AND A MAP!...
SO,
HSR ORDERS A CANOPY RAFT
AND HAS IT SHIPPED TO WHERE HE WANTS TO START...
...AT THE SMALL PACIFIC OCEAN ISLAND OF
TAPIWA,
AND
HE REMEMBERS A FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT
LOVED THE BEACH BUT
ALWAYS REFUSED TO
EVEN PUT HER FOOT
IN THE WATER!...
AND,
WHILE GETTING READY TO
SAIL OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE
YONDER,
SOME OF THE LOCALS GAVE
HIM A "GOODLUCK" CEREMONIAL
DANCE THAT MADE
HSR THINK REAL HARD
ABOUT MAYBE
MAYBE
STAYING
HERE!
OH MY
GOSH!
SO, AFTER A WHIILE
HSR CALMS DOWN...
AND SOME LADIES
TAKE HSR ASIDE
AND PRIVATELY
BOTH OF THEM GIVE HSR SOME
EXTENDED AND
"COME-BACK-SOON-AND-BE-OUR-KING"
SMOOCHES!
THEN...
THEY BOTH REACH FOR
SOME OF THEIR
HAIRS!...AND
AND THEY HAND THOSE TO
HIM
AND
THIS ONE SAYS,
"PLEASE KEEP THESE WITH YOU
AT ALL TIMES!...SO THAT THE
"FORCES OF THE SEA" PROTECT YOU
ON THE JOURNEY THAT YOU MUST TAKE!
...
NOW,
WITH ALL OF THESE GOOD FEELINGS,
HSR IS JUST
OUT OF HIS MIND!
SO THE LADIES SEND HIM OFF AND SAY
"ALOHA!"
SO,
HSR GIVES PRAISES TO
THE GREAT MAN UPSTAIRS!...
AND THEN HE SETS SAIL
WITH HIS
GPS, BUT THE WEATHER GETS ROUGH
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
AT SEA
AND HE IS PLUCKED OUT OF THE SEA BY
SOME WOMEN ON AN ISLAND,
AND HE IS FORCED TO
SERVE AND SERVICE
AT LEAST FORTY
WOMEN!...
AND AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS...
THE TIRED AND ALMOST EMACIATED HSR
SEES A SHIP OFF OF THE COAST
AND MAKES A SWIM FOR IT!...
AND HE MEETS A WOMAN CAPTAIN
WHO IS BLOWN OFF COURSE,
BUT THEY DECIDE TO SAIL ON,
(MANY JUICY DETAILS
ARE IN THE PREVIOUS EDITION!),
AND AFTER SOME DAYS OF SNORKELING AND SOME
"ROCKING THE BOAT!"...
THEY GO DIVING TO
RESEARCH THE CORAL AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME,
HSR IS SEPARATED FROM THE CAPTAIN
AND HER SHIP
BY SOME
EVIL LOOKING FISH THAT HAVE
NO GOOD INTENTIONS!
SO, SCARED AND IN A HURRY,
HSR, ONCE MORE,
SQUEEZES THE HAIRS THAT THE
LADIES GAVE HIM,
AND,
"WHOA!"
A SHOCK WAVE
DISCOMBOBILATES AND DISORIENTS THE
KILLER FISH,
WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
FIND AN UNDERWATER CAVE!
WHICH HE QUICKLY SLITHERS INTO, AND
AFTER SWIMMING SOME MORE,
HE FINDS A
POSSIBLE WAY OUT!...
SO,
HSR KEEPS GOING, AND...
"YES!"
HE REACHES THE SURFACE!
NOW,
HE LOOKS AROUND
AND HE SEES THAT HE'S ON AN
ATOLL!
"AWW, MAN!," SCREAMS HSR,
"NO BODY'S AROUND!
I JUST HAD TO GO
AND DO THIS...
..._ _ _ _!...
NOW, LOOK AT THIS MESS I GOT
MYSELF INTO!"
...
SO,
A DISTRAUGHT HSR,
WALKS AROUND THE ISLAND
AND...
"WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!,"
SAYS HSR
AS A
COUPLE OF TURTLES MAKE IT ASHORE!
"WELL, SAYS HSR, " IT LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT
BE ON A "TOM HANKS" DIET!...
EATING JUST
COCONUTS AND
FISH!"
(IS IT SAYING, "GOT TO EAT?")
I GUESS I'LL GET GOOD AT
SPEARFISHING!
SO HE LAYS
"KONKED-OUT" ON THE SAND,
SORT OF LKE THIS GUY
AND HSR STARTS TO DREAM ABOUT
STRANGE
PLACES, AND A
DARING FRIEND BACK
AND, OF COURSE, HIM AND A FRIEND AT
THE BEACH!...
WHICH MAKES HIM WAKE UP
AND
YEARN FOR BETTER CONDITIONS...
SO HE WALKS AROUND THE ATOLL
AND
OMG!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
...THERE'S AN
OLD PLACE...THAT...
LOOKS LIKE A COZY MANSION,
RIGHT NOW,
BUT,
BEFORE HSR CAN
CHECK OUT THE PLACE SOME MORE,
SOMEONE BEHIND HIM WARNS,
"DON'T TURN AROUND, MISTER!...
AND HANDS UP!...
...THAT'S RIGHT!
NOW,
...VERY SLOWLY..."
Love Toothbrush®
"When some nice and quiet personal time comes your way...jump in and quickly enjoy it!"
OMG!
It's Paradise!
And...
it's a Dental
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Convention, too!
Oral Health Professionals
from all over the
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World are here!
The place is packed,
...almost to the rafters!
This one guy on the right
brought the whole staff from
all six of his Dental offices...and...
all of the staff are enjoying the break and the exposure to
all of the new knowledge-based, and evidence-based
products, processes, and procedures now available!
And you know that
the smooth-talking
sales people
are here
in full force
to make Dentists and their
Money
soon part!
But that's just the way it is!
Lectures are given from renowned experts
and hands-on demonstrations and
practicals are well attended!
And some "out-the-box"
exhibitions are represented!
But!...
After Work...there is some Play!...
...like yachting
and the big
dinners,
and Awards Banquets,
and the
Social Hours
and especially The Dances,
yes, the
Dances,
where people
let their guards down
and tear up
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the rug!
And at the bar
three Dentists who graduated
in the same class
get together
to "catch up"
and tell some truths...
and maybe some lies!...
...like these ladies here!
And at the bar
three Dentists who graduated
in the same class
get together
to "catch up"
and tell some truths...
and maybe some lies!...
...like these ladies here!
So, yes...
Now
a Gay Dentist, a Straight Dentist,
And a Non-Binary Dentist
are sitting at a bar!
...
And the Gay One asks the Straight One,
"Are you still with Julio?"
And the Straight One answers,
"Yeah, I met him at a
bar!...
And, Girl!...
...he still can't keep his hands
off of me!
We don't have kids yet,
but,
he keeps digging like he wants to!"
Now the Straight One asks the Gay one,
"How's your Love Life?"
and the Gay One says,
"I just broke up with my athletic partner of two years
but I just met a new Fem that
I'm just crazy about!
Now the Straight One asks the
Non-Binary One,
"So with whom are you keeping Warm...
...or Hot
at night?"
and the Non-Binary One says,
"It depends on how I feel...
I don't want to be pigeon holed...
especially by a pigeon!"
And the girls laugh some...
I'm starting an active wear line
that should be humpin' in a minute!
My friend and I
aren't serious, so we still are open!
But one of my assistants
is on my radar!
...along with my Lab
Person!"
Just then,
two people
get into it
in a secluded corner!
Oh, boy!
Now,
the Non-Binary One remembers
a neighborhood spat that
happened the other day!
Now,
a woman checks out the Straight One...
and further down the bar, a Dentist checks out the Gay One!
And the Gay One says,
Hey, let's give that guy over there the "All-or-Nothing!"
So, they all walk over to him and say,
"Okay, Sir...It's all of us...
...or nothing!...Let's go!"
And the Dentist
loses it!
So, the Ladies go back to their seats,
And the Non-Binary One offers,
"Hey let's go to another party
put on by a close
and It's "Da Lez!"
wearing some garb with this
on her back and front...
and the "Thirsty Groupie Femmies" are runnin' wild after her!
wearing some garb with this
on her back and front...
and the "Thirsty Groupie Femmies" are runnin' wild after her!
...
Then the Dentists all get up and exit...
Then the Dentists all get up and exit...
And some more women
take their places immediately!...
...while the Multi-Orientation
Party
goes on and
on into the
wee wee hours of the night!
And this person is trying to decide which bathroom to use!
"Hey, y'all!...
Is My Stuff "live"
or
is My Stuff
"Memorex?""
"Honey,"
says This One,
"You
Live!"
DAT'S THE END!...
...OF DIS _ _ _ _!
(Lesbi nice, now!)
May you have many...
..."I heard that if you love something,
you're supposed to "set it free!"
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Well, I set my Red Robin free
and I told HSR
that he should feel free
to be free, too...
with Love, of course!
And, of course, I worry that they will never come back!
But...What's this?...My Red Robin!...It's flying back to me now!
Oh, my Pretty Birdie Birdie
Good to see you again...
...I hope you had a great time!
Let's go home!
HSR came back this morning,
and is waiting for us!"...
..."Hi!...Your favorite restaurant
down the street just reconfirmed
our reservation!
Are you going to have
what you had last time...
Hey!...why don't we both
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try something New?"...
..."Hollywood...I'm at the threshold between "Real" and "Virtual!"
And this is nothing new...I've vacillated before!
It's just that
when my molecules turn to nano and back...
I can see you on both sides!"...
...smiles!
"OMG!...You're the Hollywood Smiles Report that
everyone's talking about?
Hey...
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can I be a Patient?"
"Hollywood...
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Please come and join me!"
"Dr. Report...
Here you are!...
The Love Toothbrush® ...It's like a "lightening strike" that whitens your teeth!
Here you are!...
Let's see some Pandas!"
The Love Toothbrush® ...It's like a "lightening strike" that whitens your teeth!
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