“Wow!...This Is What…A Dentist…Is Grateful For…This Thanksgiving?...Okay!...”

"Hey!...Come Here...Little Turkey!...I Just...Want To...Pet You...That's All!...

I ain't Lyin'!"

"It's 'Harvesting Time!...

All of the

Hard Work

and 'Preparations of Things'

in Our Planning

are coming to Fruition!

And Hopefully

the

'Fruits of My Labor'

are Worth It!"























































































































"I like This Part of

the Year

because

We 'Get A Little Closer'

to

Keep Each Other Warm!"

"I was one of Doctor Winge's

Professors

when He was

at

San Diego's

Point Loma University!...

...However,

I have since 

moved to the

East Coast!...

...If You See Him...

...Please Tell Him...

To 

Not Do 

Much Research 

on that 

Dangerous

'Predator Super Cavities' Microbe...

carious predatorus wingeulous!"

"Sir...It's Forty Miles 

to the nearest

Lodging!....

...Would You like

to Come In?"

"Hollywood said that

as long as I wear My

'Pilgrim Hat,'

He doesn't care

About The Rest!"

"Why?...I just...

happen to like

The Architecture!...

...You say that your Name

is Doctor Report?...

Okay...

Now, You say...that

You 'Like My Tastes' 

in

Art and Design

And...

...now you say that

I Have

'The Best Tastes in Everything?...

You're Too Much,

Doctor!"















































































































"Included in

'My Thanks,'

is having a

'Working'

Mind,

Spirit,

and...

...Body!"






















































































You and Your

'just give me a Big Turkey

Leg!...And...I'm Satisfied!'

Smiles

are

trying to

Stay Neat and Tidy!



















































































Your 'Vocally-Delivered'

Episode for this Week

is brought to you by

A Real Talking Jack-O-Lantern!



















































































This Lady is

one of HSR's Best Friends...and...

You can tell that

She has

some of His 'Same Tendencies!'




Wait!...

There are

Other People that

'Act Like' HSR...or..

have the same 'Strokes of Luck' Both Good and Bad?'

Of Course!...We're all Human!...but...

'Nature' and 'Circumstances'

seem to

'Pick On'

some People More than Others!

And that's the

only way that I can explain

the Fortunes and Misfortunes that

HSR and his Ilk are

'Slapped With!'




Is He going to get

'Slapped Around'

More Today?


Let's just See!...


But previously

in

Dental Plaque...By Any Other Name...Is Still... 

Yucky!...

and before that,

during

"You "Betta" "Sanitize, Deodorize, And Decontaminate" Your Mouth Frequently!...Or...

This May Happen To You! ,"

and 

way before

that,

in the Blog Entry,

"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who 

Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures 

For George Washington 

To Look Great While Winning The War!,"

AND...

IN THAT SCENARIO

WE FIND

AN

ADVENTURE-SEEKING

YOUNG MAN

NAMED...

OF COURSE...

HSR, WHO

LOVES HIS BIKE,

AND PLAYING

THOSE

ONLINE

VIDEO GAMES

BUT,

NOW

HE FINDS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

THAT

HE IS GOING TO

AGAIN

VISIT

HIS

GREAT GRANDPARENTS

IN THE

FORESTED



COUNTRYSIDE,

AND THE

LAST COUPLE OF

YEARS

HE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES!

AND,

ONCE AGAIN...

THIS YEAR...

WHEN HE VISITS,

HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,

"HSR...YOU'RE TALLER!...

YOU HAD ANOTHER

'GROWTH SPURT!'"

THEN,

 THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS

LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND

GREAT GRANDPA SAYS,



"WHICH CAR

DO YOU THINK

THAT HSR IS

GOING TO

INVESTIGATE

THIS TIME?"




"I DON'T KNOW!...

...HE HAS A

SUCH A

BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"

SHE SMILES!"




"I'LL SEE YOU TWO

IN A BIT!"

SCREAMS HSR,

AS HE BOLTS OUT

THE BACK DOOR!...




AND HE RUNS DOWN

THE

PRETTY PATH

TO THE CARS,

AND HE SEES

 THE ONE

HE



RACED

A COUPLE OF VACATIONS

AGO!...


AND...HE SEES THE ONE

THAT HE JUST LOVED

LAST YEAR!

OMG!

IT'S

STILL BEAUTIFUL!


THEN HSR REMEMBERS

THE CHILLS, THE

SPILLS

AND THE

THRILLS HE HAD

LAST TIME...

...RACING TOO FAST!



BUT...HOLY SMOKE!

...TODAY...

HSR SEES

A REAL

'BEAUT!'


AND HE GUSHES,

"SO,

...YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME, HUH!...

...LET'S

GO SOME PLACES...

...RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!"

OKAY...SO...HE

'GETS ON BOARD'

IMMEDIATELY

AND

THE INSIDE

OF THE 'RACE CAR'

LOOKS SORT OF

LIKE

THIS,

BUT THE

YOUNG HSR

'REIMAGINES'

THE 'COCKPIT COMMAND CENTER'

LOOKING LIKE

THIS!...



NOW,

LAST YEAR,

HE WAS A 'TERROR' ON THE

STREETS

AND

IN THE

STADIUMS!


BUT THIS TIME

HSR DELIGHTS,

"LAST YEAR I HAD

A SUPER CAR...

NOW, I'M

'STEPPING ON THE GAS'

OF MY OWN

STEALTHY FIGHTER JET!"...

...IT'S TAKE OFF TIME!"...


SO HE POWERS UP!

AND NOW

HE

TAKES

OFF!


AND AS HE

GAINS SPEED,

HSR SHOUTS,

I'M TESTIN' THIS BABY OUT!...

LET'S DO



SOME TRICKS!...

...COOL!...

NOW...

LET'S

BURN THE

AIR AT

MACH 5!"...


"YEAH, BOY!"



"I'M GETTING A LITTLE THIRSTY!...

I'MA DO A ROLL AND

POUR ME A

DRINK!"





"HEY...SOMEBODY'S ON MY TAIL

TRYING TO

MESS WITH ME!...

SO NOW,

I TURN AROUND AND

SEND THEM A

'LOVE LETTER'

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!...

...THERE YA GO!"...






"OKAY!...

...ENOUGH OF THIS CHILD'S PLAY...

...I'MA GO INTO

OUTER SPACE!"



"THAT'S IT...HIGHER...

AND...

HIGHER!"

"NOW, THERE'S

A COMMUNICATIONS

SATTILITE!"

"NOW THIS ONE IS

PROBABLY ON

A

SECRET MISSION!"

"WAIT...WHAT'S THIS...

SOME 

ALIENS!...OH NO...

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME

PRISONER, BECAUSE

I SAW WHAT THEY DO

TO PEOPLE

ON THAT

TV SHOW!"



"OH NO!...



...THERE'S MORE

OF THEM!"...




WELL...YOU'RE IN LUCK,

MISTER ALIEN!...

I HAVE SOME



FIREWORKS FOR YOU"




BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FURTHER

OUT INTO SPACE,

AND SAVE THE WORLD

ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS

SHOUTS OUT TO

HSR,

"YOUR MOMMA SAID



COME ON IN FOR SOME

PUMPKIN PIE AND

BLACKBERRY PIE

AND SOME

ICE CREAM...

AND SHE HAS YOUR

FAVORITE MOVIE!...

AND YOU BETTER

COME IN RIGHT NOW!"



"BLACKBERRY PIE!...OMGOSH!"...

HSR EXCLIAMS...

..."FIGHTER JET...I'MA BE BACK IN

JUST A LITTLE BIT!...

CAUSE NEXT...

WE'RE

...GOING TO THE MOON!"

Love Toothbrush®                                 



































































































































































"Turkeys always

'Reluctantly Sacrifice'

their Lives so that

We can

Eat

Too Much!"

Well,

it's the

Night before

Thanksgiving

and this Dentist

says

'Good Night'

to His

Girlfriend,

at the Front Door,

and She says,

"I wish that I can come in

but I can't,

but I'll

See You Soon, Mkay?"



And the Dentist says,

"Mkay!"


Then...

one more



'Time for the Road!'



So then

He

plops down on

the Sofa and

watches some

MMA



Matches...

then

He turns to an 'Exciting and Action-Packed'



Movie'...

and

after that,

He turns to...

OMGosh!...



Is Mister Rodgers still On?...

'What The....!'



Then,

trying to see something else,

He finds



"I Dream Of Jeannie!"




"Man," the Dentist says to himself,

"I gotta call

My Cable Company and

get me

some more

Shows...Maybe that's why

My Girlfriend doesn't like

to watch

TV

with Me!"



So,

after

all those

long minutes of

 'Channel Surfing.'

the Dentist gets a little Sleepy

and...He nods off!...


Now...since He's

prone to 'Lucid Dreams,'

...They start

coming on Strong...

...one after

the Other!...

...And the Dentist

visions about

some

Friends and

some

Scenes

and



things that

don't make

much

Sense

At All!





Now...

He's Underwater

looking at

All The 'Murkiness!'





"Hold Your Horses!...

...Do I....

Have to

Go in There?"




Then,

the Dentist

'Sleep Speaks' to

Himself,

"I want to go

to the



Moon

with my Friend!"



Next, He witnesses a

Piercing



 in Progress!


Okay...!


Hey...What's This!

A Preview to

The



Dental Hygiene Wars?


Why is this Lady Running...

Is it a

Premonition?...


"Wow!...Is that

Somebody's Office

on Fire?...I hope it's not Mine," He thinks...

"Oh No!...

...Not...

...Me!"

Now...all of this

makes

the Dentist..

Wake Up!


Now He thinks,

"Gosh!...

...According to

these Dreams...

there

are so many things

that can go

Wrong in My Life!...

I better...'Recalibrate'...

...and Re-identify what is

really foremost to Me in

My Life!


And in the

'Spirit Of The Season,'

and which should be done

Daily,

The Dentist

jumps up and

Shouts...

...His Respects!...


And Immediately afterward,

He 'Gets Out' his

fingers

and starts to



'Count His Blessings!'


And He ticks off a List,

"I've got My Lord,

I have My Family and Friends,

My Livelihood, My

Education,

I'm Breathing,

My Health is Okay...

I can still

Walk,

Run and

Speak Coherently...at least Most Times!...

My Patients keep coming back

to me

after all that I

have done to Them and for Them,

I have a Place to Stay



and a Car that

works!...

And I'm thankful for

All of the Things

that

I

don't even know that

I should be thankful for!..."



Then the dentist acts like

this Lady and

makes the

Sign Of The Cross!...






Now,

the Dentist accidentally

'Butt Dials' the TV Remote...

and the TV

comes on,

not like this...



but...

with the 'Best Ever Picture!'



And it shows other People

Showing and

Telling for what

They are Most Thankful!...




This Lady says,

"I am so thankful

that You are

recognizing

all of the

Arduous Work that I have done!"

"Thank you 

So Much for this

687 Million Dollar Lottery Check...I really need it!"

"My whole Family was lost 

in the Snow,

but They found a Cave

and stayed there

until the Rescuers came,

and

Now, everyone's Back Home!...I'm so Happy!...

"I'm so Thankful that

Doctor Periodont 

and

Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra

fixed My Teeth...and now...

My

Billionaire Boyfriend

wants to Marry Me!"





I'm so Grateful for my Fans!...

Now,

I have Contracts and

Show dates and



...I'm so Thankful!"






"My OWN Network is

The best Thing that

ever happened to Me and

I'm making a



Beautiful and Significant Impact

on the World!"







Now the Dentist



turns the TV off,

and gets down on his

Knees to

Show Appreciation

for His Blessings

From

Above!













































































































May you have many...



..."The Allure

of  the

Bright Lights of

The City

can

Seem to be

'Rather Romantic!'

...But Make No Mistake!...This

can be an 

'Unforgiving Place!...And not

for the

'Faint Of Heart!'...

...It's Sorta Like...

...You Know...

...Life!"...
















..."Are You Sure that

I'm the

'Kind Of Girl' that

You Want To Take

to

...Meet Your Parents?"...







..."It' So Good to

See You again, Hollywood!

It's been 'Ages'

Since we last saw Each Other

but

I Happily Start

'Celebrating The Now!"...




...smiles!

"I grew up in the Sixties!...And...

We Started a 'Whole Bunch Of Stuff'

Back Then!

And some things went 

'Out Of Vogue'...but...then...

they came 'Roaring Back!'

But...as They say...

Good Tastes Last Forever!"

"As I

travel and

Collect my

Baby Teeth...

I like to



'Flitter and Flutter' with the

Butterflies!"


























































































"I can't get enough of...  

...the Orange and Red Colors of Fall!...

  .and...Factually...  

...I Really Don't Even Want To 

Leave My Backyard!...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place 

Where 

'Dentexa,'...



The World's First Personal Digital Dental Assistant, 

Actively Protects 

The Home And The Mouth Of Doctor Report, 

And Now....She Is 

Detecting Some 

"Suspicious Women 

Outside!"

Dental Hygiene Wars!

















































































































































































"Hygienists There...There...There..and There!



...I'm Trapped!"












































"Ever since that

'Biofilm Exudate'

gave me

Conjunctivitis,

I 'Double' My

Universal Precautions!"

"You can never 

Like Me...

as much as

I Like You!"

"Now, 

I can 

Debride the 

Embrasures with

100% Efficacy!"

"Yes...I did get

some 

New Veneers...

...and, Yes...

Guys are Following Me All

Over The Beach!"







































"My Friends told me

not to

Go On A Date

with Hollywood,

but I did...

...and...



I'm glad I didn't

Listen To Them!"



















































"I use the Same Degrees of

Skill and Grace

and Exacting Refinement

when I Dance

and when I

'SRP!'"
















































"Red Blood Cells...

White Blood Cells...

Antibodies...

I'm an

'Equal Opportunity Devourer!'"

“Careful, My Dear!...

The Sulcus out There… 

…is a Dangerous Place, Indeed!”

"Here...My Love...

Have...

...Another One!"

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