"Coming In For...A Landing...On Main Street...
Here We Go!"...
"This is way better
than that
insane Ball Gown!"
"OMGosh!...
...This is Crazy!...
I can't even guess
what will happen...
on the Next Page!"
"I knew I...
...shouldn't have done this!"
You and Your
"I wonder how Tooth Fairies
are Born'
Smiles
are
getting Light-headed!
This
'Fly by Night'
Episode
is
brought to you by a
Group of Dental Fairies!
Hello, there!
My name is
Dentalia Fictionalia!...
and I am a...
Tooth Fairy!...
...or at least one of them!
And I have a special job where,
when called upon,
I secretly exchange
a Child's tooth that has
otherwise fallen out,
for something of Real
or Sentimental,
or Cultural, or may be even After Life
value!
I usually am requested
by a complying Parent to bring
Momentos
of one
kind
or
another! And
sometimes I get notes
of Appreciation from
Happy Kids!
But,
Nowadays,
especially in Western Countries,
a number of kids
don't want the
Small Stuff...
...they go for the
the big, bigger,
and
biggest
Options!
But,
those expenses are totally
funded by the
"All Mighty and
Deep-Pocketed"
Parents!
So when a child's tooth falls out,
unless I'm
Overloaded with Clients
I,
sometimes with Associates,
retrieve a tooth
and replace it with
the requested item(s)!
Some people,
however,
have tried to fool me
with
Garlic!
That is not nice, People!
And it's bad Karma
to trick the
Tooth Fairy!
There are Karma Fairies
that may try to
"Rebalance The Imbalanced Equation!"
Now, there is room
for all Tooth Fairies...
with some having
different
features and
attributes
and People
they serve,
but,
and I repeat,
we do not take out
any teeth!...
...no matter
how loose the teeth are!
...We do not control that process!
And we don't check for any
Dental Health Signs, either!
And,
you can best believe that
there is a
story behind each and every
Lost Tooth!
Yes!...some kids
have no problem
telling you about it...
...all day!
Now,
I do remind parents
to leave the
Tooth near
the edge of the pillow...
...however,
if a child starts
to wake up,
I might have to use
some means,
like Fairy Dust...
for me to remain undetectable!
Now,
I at least go over
all requests for my services,
but when people want me for
things other
than Baby Tooth Stuff,
like this guy
I almost invariably Decline!
I have enough business,
so I can't
fool around,
except on vacations!
Then,
I hang out with my
BFF (Best Fairy Forever)!...
Or I just enjoy
all of the
Natural Things
in Nature!
I do have a Sister that
covers many parts of
Southern Europe,
and
another one that
frequents
the North and South Pole Areas!
And there's even one that
operates during
Halloween-Time Tooth Loss!
And...for sure...during the Daylight
I need to get my
Beauty Rest!
...I need to stay on top
of My Game!...
because
"A Tooth Fairy's Job
Is Never Done!"...
So, now,
if you'll please excuse me...
I'm off to Work!...
...
Now,
some of my
Tooth Fairy Friends
have
Lives, too...
for example, this one
tells her
Husband,
"I'll be Home
Late, My Dear, and
I left the Lasagne
in the Oven!...See Ya!"
...While,
another Friend performs with
her Local City's
Ballet Company!
Now,
we do take
Rest Breaks now and then...
...My Friend Suzy says,
I'm detaching my Wings for
a bit...My Shoulders are sore!"
Quite a few of us also Love
to
explore and
get in Touch with
Our Wild Sides!
And when
our Jobs are done
we like to do Fireworks!
in a
Spectacular Way,
because
these are
the Many Ways
that We Roll!'"
Love Toothbrush®
"At what Age
or Stage do
Tooth Fairies Retire?”
"I would tell You how
I can easily
get into any House
and Leave a Gift for a Baby Tooth,
but then
I’d have to…"
Uh Oh!...
...She might have to...
...I don't like the sound of that!...
...It makes me
not want to know!
But that means
'willful ignorance!'
And HSR is the
only Person like that
who I know! He frequently must face
ultimatums...like in
and before that,
during
and
chronologically before that,
in
"Beautiful Spy
AND BEYOND THAT
IN
WHERE,
AFTER YEARS OF
SWIMMING HERE AND THERE,
HE FINALLY
DECIDES TO STUDY
THE DEEP SEAS,
JUST LIKE HIS
HIS GREAT GRANDPA,
WHO HAD
THREE DOCTORATE DEGREES
AS AN
EXPLORATORY OCEANOGRAPHER.
...
BUT,
HSR'S DREAM IS
TO GO EVEN DEEPER...
ALL THE WAY TO
THE BOTTOM
OF THE UNKNOWN
SEAS!...
AND HE SORT OF SMILES AT
THE OLD DIVING SUITS...
AND EVEN THE LATEST ONES
ARE FUNNY-LOOKING TOO!...
BUT HSR
HAS A DEPTH-CONQUERING
SUIT IN MIND...
FOR BATTLING
EVEN
THE MOST
FEARSOME
OF SEA OGRES!...
...
SO, THIS DAY,
HE GETS TO DO
A SOLO VENTURE
NEAR THE ATLANTIC'S
"MARIANA'S TRENCH"...
WHERE THE SEA
IS THE DEEPEST, AND,
NEW OCEAN LIFE IS
SO ABUNDANT!...
AND,
SO IS
THE FAST MOVING,
MINERAL-RICH,
SEA-FLOOR VOLCANO'S
HOT ,
LAVA!...
SO,
HE'S IN HIS
ONE-PERSON
HIGH-PRESSURE-TOLERANT
SMALL SUB...
AND HE
DETACHES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP...
AND HE SAYS "SEE YA!"
TO THE
AIRY ATMOSPHERE ABOVE...
...FOR A WHILE!...
AND
HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY...
WHILE CHECKING AND RECHECKING
HIS CONTROLS AND
CALIBRATED INSTRUMENTS...
AND, HEY...
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT!...
THERE'S STUFF
TO
SEE!
OMG!...
SO NOW,
HSR IS
JUST WHISTLING AND
SAILING ALONG...
"OMG!...
SHUCKS!
A SURPRISED HSR
SHIFTS IN HIS SEAT!
"HEY!" SAYS HSR,
"THAT ONE'S
CUTE!"
"WAIT...WTF!..." SAYS HSR!
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!
A
SHARP-TOOTHED
SHARK IS
BITING MY PROPANE TANK!
OH NO!...
NOW
IT'S LEAKING!
CRAP!...
AND WHAT'S THIS!
A GIGANTIC, SPARKING
ELECTRIC EEL!...
HEADED THIS WAY!
NOOOOOO!...
PROPANE AND SPARKS
DON'T MIX!...
SO, HSR
QUICKLY RELEASES
THAT
LEAKING TANK!
"I CAN FEEL A
SPARK
ABOUT TO COME!
OH NO!
THAT TANK'S
GONNA BLOW!"...
BOOOOOM!
THE BLAST FORCE
PUNCHES HSR DOWNWARD...
BUT
LUCKILY,
NOT INTO THE ROCKS!...
...
SO, WITH HIS SUB
STILL OPERATIONAL,
HE CHECKS THE TERRAIN...
"I'LL HIDE IT OUT
FOR A WHILE IN THIS CAVE!...
THERE!"...
AND
AFTER A BIT,
THE NOISES AND
RUMBLINGS DIE DOWN...
NOW,
IT'S TOTALLY QUIET
IN HERE...
NOT WANTING TO
TURN HIS
LIGHTS ON JUST YET...
TO CHECK THE CONTROL PANEL..
HE WAITS
A MINUTE OR TWO...
TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE IS
THE ONLY THING DOWN HERE!
"IT SEEMS SAFE..FOR NOW!...
BUT...
I'LL WAIT A LITTLE LONGER"...
AND THEN,
HE STARTS
TO GET A LITTLE DROWZY
THEN
HE DOZES OFF...
...
WHOA!
A DREAM SHOWS UP!
...
WOW!...
THESE FISH ARE
OBEYING
HSR'S COMMAND!
"WHAT VIBRANT
COLORS!" THINKS HSR...
"I'M REMINDED OF MY VISIT
TO
SEA WORLD!"
THEN,
THIS
SEA OGRE SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, SAILOR OF THE
DEEP BLUE SEA!...
YOU ARE ON A MISSION
TO STABILIZE
THE OCEAN'S CURRENTS!...
IT
MUST BE COMPLETED!...
I NEED NOT REVEAL
WHAT YOU ARE TO DO YET...
BUT JUST
REALIZE THAT
IT IS
EARTH-SAVING...
OH...
AND
ONE MORE THING...
YOU NEED TO
WAKE UP...
NOW!"
"YES...
WAKE UP, SAILOR!
IT'S
TIME TO LEAVE
YOUR SPOT!"
SAYS THIS
CHARACTER!"
THEN...
THIS DREAM CREATURE,
SEEMS TO CRAWL TOWARD HSR!"
WHICH,
FOR SURE...
MAKES HSR OPEN HIS EYES...
...AND
LOOKING AROUND...
...IT'S STILL NOISELESS
AND MOTIONLESS...
AND
IT'S STILL
PITCH BLACK...
BUT THEN,
AN ALMOST
IMPERCEPTIBLE FORCE
DISTURBANCE
IN THE MATRIX WEB
IS FELT BY HIM...
AND HE
DECIDES TO LOOK
IN BACK
ONE MORE TIME!
AND
IT'S GOOD THAT HE DID...
BECAUSE,
NOW...
HE SEES
THE EYES OF
SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE THIS...
OR THIS...
OR EVEN THIS!...
WHICH MAKES HSR
"STEP ON THE GAS!...
AND SHOOT
OUT OF THERE
LIGHTNING QUICK!...
...LIKE THIS...
BUT
ONLY UNDERWATER!
AND
THE NEXT THING
WE SEE IS
HSR
"BURNING BUBBLES!"
AS HE
IS NOW
"GONE...
WITH THE WATER!"
...
SO NOW
THAT HSR IS FREE
FROM THAT DANGER
BACK THERE,
HE STARTS TO ENJOY
LOOKING AT SOME
OF THE SEA
LIFE
AGAIN!
"DON'T LET
THIS THING...
GET ANY CLOSER!"
HSR SCREAMS..
SO, AFTER GETTING AWAY
FROM THAT THING,
AND SAILING
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER,
HSR FINDS OUT THAT
HIS GPS
IS DOWN!
"SO,
WHERE AM I,"
HSR ASKS
HISSELF,
"AND...
WHAT'S THIS!...
...DID SOME ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
MAKE THIS?...
OR SOME ALIENS?...
AND DID THOSE ALIENS
LIVE UNDER
THIS
WATER?"
NOW,
HSR PULLS UP
TO THE SURFACE...
"WOW!...
LAND!" HE SAYS
AS HE JUMPS FOR JOY!
SO,
AS HE PARKS HIS
CRAFT,
AND WALKS TO THE SHORE,
HE SEES
SOME SEALS
AND A NATURAL BREAKWATER,
AND A BEAUTIFUL
SUNSET COMING!
AND A RELIEVED AND
THANKFUL HSR PRAYS,
"I REALIZE THAT
I AM SO BLESSED
TO HAVE
MADE IT THIS FAR!"
...
NOW,
HSR PULLS HIS SMALL SUB
ASHORE AND
LAYS DOWN A BIT
ON THE SAND
AND HE
TAKES A SHORT SNOOZE...
AND
OF COURSE HE
HAS A
SUBCONSCIOUS VISION
AND
THINKS, "I'D LOVE TO
COME ACROSS A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
ON THIS
LOST ISLAND!"
THEN,
AS THE SUN GOES DOWN MORE...
HE AWAKES AFTER HEARING
A TWIG
SNAP,
LIKE
SOMEONE
IS WALKING TOWARD HIM...
SO,
HE TURNS HIS HEAD AND
A WOMAN SLOWLY
COMES UP TO HIM AND
SAYS,
"HELLO THERE, SIR...
...I'M STUCK ON
THIS
LITTLE OLD ISLAND
AND
I DON'T LIKE
SLEEPING IN MY
MAKE-SHIFT
TENT ANYMORE!"...
"TELL ME...
CAN TWO PEOPLE
FIT IN YOUR BOAT?"
"YES...THERE'S A SECOND SEAT!...
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO
'SUBBING'
TOMORROW,
DURING THE
DAYTIME?" HE ASKS....
"OKAY," SHE SMILES, "I GUESS...
THAT MEANS
JUST
ONE MORE NIGHT
IN THE
'GREEN LEAF HOTEL'...
...WITH COCONUT MILK!"
...
BUT WHEN
HSR WAKES UP
THE NEXT MORNING,
IT IS
AND THE WATERS ARE ABOUT TO
WASH AWAY HIS SUB!
...AND THE WOMAN
WHO WANTED TO GO
WITH HIM IS GONE!...
...SO,
HE GOES TO HIS SUB
AND...
RETREATS TO THE SAFETY
OF THE
UNDERWATER!
BUT...WAIT!...
AS
HE PULLS AWAY,
THERE IS A
BAD RASH OF
WHIRLPOOLS
FORMING
BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT
THIS ONE
NEAREST HSR!...
...IT SEEMS TO
PULL HIM AND HIS SUB
CLOSER AND CLOSER...
AND THEN...
...THINGS SEEM TO
ENTER INTO
'ANOTHER
REALM!'...
...AND THIS
SUPER FAST SPIN ON HSR
MAKES HIM
LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS,
BUT,
HIS SUBCONSCIOUS MIND
SEEMS TO 'OPEN UP'
MORE AND MORE...AND...
HE ENTERS INTO AN
'OCEAN NETHERWORLD'
WHERE
'STRANGE BEAUTY'
SEEMS
TO REIGN!
NOW, A
STARTS TO
FORM
IN THE WATERS
MORE AND
STARTS TO SPEAK TO HIS
'SUBLIME MIND,'
AND SAYS,
EXPLORER OF THIS
'AQUATIC UNIVERSE'...
I AM IMPLANTING INTO
THE DNA OF YOUR
'BASIC INSTINCT MIND'
THE NECESSARY URGE TO
PROTECT AT
ALL COSTS,
THE GREAT H2O
OF THIS WORLD!...
...FOR THE CONTINUED EXISTENCE OF
HOMO SAPIEN AND
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!
SO...
...FROM HENCEFORTH...
YOUR ACTIONS WILL BE BASED IN
PRESERVATION, NOT, POLLUTION,
OF THE 'PRISTINITY' OF
THIS WORLD'S
VAST LIQUID ELEMENT!...
...NOW...
...CONTINUE ON...
WITH YOUR MISSION!"
AND WITH THAT
ENCOUNTER,
THE SUBLIMINAL CHANGES
TO KEEP PURE THE OCEANS
REVEAL
ADAPTED
DNA
INTEGRATION
INTO HIS
'VIBRATING
AND CHURNING
ESSENCE!
NOW...AS HE...
...REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS
IN HIS
RESTING SUBMARINE,
HE HEADS TO
THE SURFACE,
BUT SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM....
NOW SEEMS MORE
AWARE
AND
FOCUSED!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"I'm tired of
just delivering around
Halloween...
I want more Action!"
"My Fellow Bacteria...
I can't believe that
this Host has no
antibodies
against Us...
Let's Feast away!"
"I hope that
Today's Battles don't
Mess up My Hair!"
"Who is that Cute Guy
sitting next to You on Zoom?"
"Please spare Me!...Inflamming Gingiva
is in My DNA!"
"It's been Silent all day long
here at the
Gingival Crest!...
...This Host
must be Fasting!"
"Hey, Sis!...
Are you
having Fun Yet, against The Enemy?"...
..."Yes!...I'm...
...Having Fun Yet!"
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