"My, Sir!...Your Smile Is...Is...Just...Gorgeous!...Please Come Into...The Party!...I'm Sure You'll...
Have A...Wonderful Time!"...
"Circular...is...
...the New Straight!"
“It’s good to ‘Change Up’
every now and then!”
“This Fun
Never Stops!”
You and Your
'with my Great New Smile, I feel more Empowered
than ever'
Smiles
are
Thankful for Your Caring Dentist!
This
'make Me Look Better in the Mirror'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Drones delivering your
Dental Work!
This plot is real simple—
I got new
'Paint and Reconstruction'
done to my Smile!...
..so yes...
Now, I am...
...all that!...
…My 'Brights are tight,'
and
I’m about to take flight!
So,
I need to check out
this brand new Nightclub
and test out my
'Light-Saber'
Smile
on the Ladies,
to see if their Hearts...will Melt…
…immediately…
…like I am
Hypnotizing them!...
...And my Dentist,
Doctor Delyla Dentina,
promised me that They would...
I now want to
show off
my Chunked-out,
'Spiffified'
Spit Bones!'...
The Spot here
is hot with
Sensory Overload,
with the Music,
the Crowd, the Big Screens,
and all of that
rapidly-pumping
Synergy!...
So far, I’m enjoying my self,…
…and I’m drinking the
'HSR Special'...
...pulp-heavy Orange Juice,
blended
with ice
and three Cherries on top!..
Then,
I see a Beautiful Girl
from my old High School,
Chance,
and she’s with her sister,
Chase...
They both are really
tall and sinewy
Water Polo Champs!
So, I walk to them
and
look into the eyes
of Chance,
just to see if I can
win a daring Stare Fight,
but
as I look into her eyes,
I enter into
an 'Area of her Mind'
that
takes over
my 'Imagination'...
...and...
… now I seem to be
wisked away
into another,
far-away place…
...into another universe,
as far as I know...
...and I am engaged
in Fire Fights
with deadly
machine-gun-toting drones
and sharp-shooting Enemy Soldiers,
with the help of one Person
who I do not know!
Now,
I am secretly given
a Box
to hold
that has the last of
two Code Keys...
...What they are used for—I don’t know!
...I have yet to
open the Box
and look at it...
because, I’ve been on the run
ever since I was
transported here, by looking into
Chance's Eyes!
The Person
who is guiding Me
through all of this
is a Woman Soldier
named Gem.
She supposedly knows more
about me and
My Mission here
than I do!
So, Let Me summarize...
only a while ago,
I was just in an innocent Nightclub...
just to see if I could
meet some
Pretty Ladies
with my New Smile...
but now I’m transported
onto a real Urban Battlefield...
...and these bullets
being sprayed
are playing for keeps!
Gem and her compatriots,
I now find out,
are fighting
for the people here
to remain
'Free Thinkers' and
spontaneous, Fun-loving People.
But the regime in charge,
one by one,
transforms People into
Mindless Beings,
with their
only aspirations
amounting to work,
sleep, and then...
...doing more work...
Gem and I are
just coming onto the street level
after escaping by
running from drones into
an underground tunnel,
and we’re now
in a firefight
with about ten more
different, evil-looking drones!
She guns down a couple of them,
while I use My
Laser Decimater,
which fires deadly destroying Light
from my fingertips…
…Those drones don’t stand a chance
against my stuff...
but
who knows if
they radioed in for backup...
“We’re almost to HQ!...Let’s run!,”
Gem urges me.
After a short sprint
turning three corners,
we end up in
an alley,
and go about
halfway down,
and an old door
quickly and squeakily
opens…
...we duck inside, and
Gem says to the Sentry
guarding the entrance,
"Let's transport 'Big Blue' out of here right now!"
"Straight ahead and to the left...
...they're waiting for you,"
replies the
muscular, mean-looking, heavily-armed, and super-attentive sentry man...
Walking fast
down the dark hall,
with a definite mission in mind,
Gem takes her
leaning-forward strides
seriously, and
for good reason.
She wants to keep the Human Race alive...
in this place...
...where ever this place is...
We enter into a dimly-lit room
with two people seated
at a desk
in the middle of the room.
Gem salutes to the two people there
and speaks,
"Sir, I have Big Blue here,
no injuries, and
he has the Package secure!"
One of the people at the desk stands up and says,
"Young man, I want to say
"Thank You" for your service!
But you need to help us
and our cause a little more.
Your code name is Big Blue.
And you must carry an
extremely important Package,
the small package that you now possess,
and that is the package
that our enemies are trying
so fiercely to get!...
...Daytona, here,
is going to send you
on to your next Mission.
You will return to where you were
in your previous dimensional parameters--
your Old World.
There
you will get
further instructions, and...
...by your leaving this world,
we are buying time,
so the enemy
doesn't get that Code Key!
I want you to
look into the eyes of our
'Sender,' Daytona,
and you will be
transported back...
And I wish you luck, soldier!"
closes the commander.
"May I ask a question, Mam?"
I inquire.
"Go ahead," says
the leader.
"What's the code key for," I pry a little bit.
The leader looks at
the other People in the room and admits to me,
"In time, you will realize
the enormity of your responsibility...
...for now,
let's just say that the survival of the whole Human Race,
in both of our worlds,
may be resting heavily
on your Shoulders!...
...You must catch the insincerity
glowing in the eyes
of your Unknown Enemies! And remember...
...Be instinctual,"
the Commander says,
while giving an
iron-strong handshake,
and then remarks,
"Daytona...
...send him back!"
I notice now,
with her helmet off,
that she has a
short crop of hair, and that
Daytona is a gorgeously
attractive Woman, but also
a deadlier-than-MMA combatant...
...and that
I actually want to
look ever-so-deeply into her eyes,
and maybe
I can reveal to her
a part of me
that no one else
knows about...
...but I must remember
that I am on an
important mission...
...wait a minute!...
I don't even know the mission...yet...
...only that I am to
transport the Code Key...
Now, Daytona, following strict orders,
steps
kissing-close to me...
but only offers her eyes...
into which
I am to Surrender...
I take a deep breath,
and catalogue and remember
her Sight and Scent,
because,
who knows what the Future holds...
...So
I look deep into
what's past her eyes...
and see
strange things
that are running from me
around corners...
...and I stretch to look
around those corners...
...to see
what it could be...
And now I'm close!
And I catch up to it
to get a good look...and...just like that...
...It's Chance that I am looking at!...
...Back in my Old World!
Yes...I'm back
at the party,
where I first started
with all of this,
and I am still
in the same position,
staring into her eyes!...
...as if no time passed
at all during my Ordeal!
How long
have I been standing here
and locked into her eyes?...
I lean back and grab Chance's arms
and say,
"Where did you take me?...
...What strange place was that?"
Chance,
still standing next to her sister,
says,
"I should have told you
that you were
selected by us
for this journey, this mission,
ever since High School,
but
you might not have understood
at that Time
what's at stake...
...Chase here,
is going to take you
to a door
that is to the left
of the Men's Room door
and you two are to enter it...
...I will stay here
to spot
any of the enemy spies
that might now be around us!"...
As I sprint
up the stairs
with Chase close in back of me,
I notice
some of the people in the crowd
'disappear'
into a
white vapor cloud
that drifts away
after they are hit
by a laser-like Light,
and I look
around the room
to see
where those bullets
are coming from,
and
I notice a guy
with a strange-looking gun...
...and it's
the same guy
with the drones
back in the universe
that I just left from...
...and his aim
is coming up to my way...
...Chance is shooting
a gun that makes
people temporarily
'freeze'
in the the position
in which they are hit...
Now, Chance runs up the stairs
behind us,
with almost
no one
in the wild party noticing...
all of this...
...and...
she continues
clicking off rounds
to keep the
Drone Man's
shots away from us...
We all meet up
to the place
that is to the
left of the Men's Room door...
...and there
should be a door...
...but there's no door...
...just a wall...
Chase shouts out to Me,
"Close your eyes
and
push with both hands!"...
Chance, and Chase, and I,
all close our eyes
and quickly push the wall...
...and we...disappear...
...into and past
the wall...
...escaping the drone man...
and all of the
deadly stuff back there...
...but
where are we now?...
...
Now,
as they emerge from
passing through a wall
in a Nightclub,
to escape the assault
by killer soldiers
after the Code Key
that He possesses,
the Ladies Chance and Chase,
knowing that the Fate of Humankind
is at stake,
tell him that,
”We are now between Dimensions,
not between walls,”
and they direct him to
“pass through that door,
and proceed to a ship
that he is to drive
to his next destination.
“You’re not coming with me,” he asks.
“You are a homo sapien homo cybergraphicus,
and
you are the best for the job!...
...We have known about your
cybergraphicus strengths
even before we met you in High School…
...but you weren’t ready
for this Mission then!…
...But...
you must proceed now!...
Our Enemies have learned
how to use
Retina-based Interdimensional Travel
like us,
so we need to adopt this new strategy!”
“I’ll be going then…See you when I get Back,” says Big Blue.
Now he ‘drifts’ over to the door and
upon entering,
he is met by
a Hologram that speaks,
"So you are
'Big Blue!'...
...Nice to meet you!..
So...you are the One
to secretly pass on
the Code Key to
Our Leader in the ‘Hypest Dimension!’…
...The Key uses ‘Infinity Encryption’
and
its ‘Anomalous-Physics-Enlightened’ technology
will allow our Soldiers
to become
'Cold-Dark-Matter Cloaked’
and be
completely unnoticeable to the Enemy,
even if they
try
any
Infrared and Ultraviolet Means
to detect Us!...
...Our Archenemy,
the ‘MurderBot’ himself,
surely does not have
the ‘Anti-Graviton Power Paradigm Thrust Drive’
that this ‘Astroship’ contains!...
Everything is preprogrammed,
so all you have to do is…
...press the Start Button!...Ready to board now?”
“Now is as good a time as any,” Big Blue Replies...
Now, as the Hologram wishes him
Good Fortune,
he boards
the vessel,
buckles in,
and presses the Start Button,
which makes the Astroship
easily and quietly,
with ever-increasing speed,
exit the Planet
and
zoom away,
hyper-relativistically-speaking,
and
at his destination,
he waits for his contact,
while back on the Planet,
MurderBot is
fuming Angry, and shouts,
"Dang it, you Guys!...
Get Me that Code Key!”
Love Toothbrush®
"Sometimes, when you expect one thing, a 'whole 'nother thing'...
... happens!"
Don't break your
Expensive Veneers
on Hard Food!
Yes!...Be careful
and don't break
Your Investment!
You know...Look before You Leap!...
HSR forgets to do that...
All the Time!...
...Just check him out during the
Adventure posted in
and before that,
during,
which continues on
into the scenes seen in
the Preface of
...
AND THERE...
...WE FIND HSR AT GLENNA'S
FLORIDA BEACH
PARTY
AND THE PEOPLE
ARE
FREE
"TO JUST BE"
AND
EXPRESS
THEMSELVES
FULLY!...
PLUS, THE JAMMIN' MUSIC
IS
"CONDUCIVE TO THE SPIRIT!"
HERE,
WHAT YOU SEE IS
WHAT YOU CAN HAVE...
IF THERE'S CONSENT
ALL AROUND!
"HEY, HOLLYWOOD!" SMILES GLENNA,
"I'M SUPER GLAD
THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT!
BUT, WATCH OUT!...
SO MANY WOMEN
ARE
LOOKING FOR YOU HERE!
...LIKE THAT LADY
OVER THERE!...
...WITH THE
HIGH HEELS...
IN THE SAND!"
...
ANYWAY...YOU BETTER
GO AND HIDE OUT
IN THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE...OR...
SOMETHIN'," SHE CONTINUES...
"SPEAKING OF
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...I
THINK I'M REALLY GOING TO
CHECK IT OUT!" SAYS HSR,
"WHO KNOWS...
I MIGHT
FIND SOME REAL
SUNKEN TREASURE!"
"WELL, BE CAREFUL,
MY "GOODWOOD,"
YOU KNOW THAT
I ALWAYS LIKE SEEING
YOU IN THE FLESH!...
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO HOSTING THIS GIG...
BUT
"PEACE OUT,"
THOUGH!,"
SAYS GLEENA
AS SHE GOES TO
THE OTHER PARTIERS!...
...
NOW
THIS LADY
COMES UP TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I OVERHEARD YOU
TALKING ABOUT
EXPLORING
THE BERMUDA
TRIANGLE,
AND,
YOU MAY WANT TO
CHECK OUT THESE
SPECIAL COORDINATES:
"23 DEGREES
LATITUDE NORTH,
AND 69 DEGREES
LONGITUDE WEST,""
INSTRUCTS THE LADY...
"THANK YOU,
PRETTY LADY!...
...MAYBE I'LL
CHECK OUT
THOSE COORDINATES...
BY THE WAY....
HOW'D YOU GET THEM,"
ASKS HSR
"LET'S JUST SAY," CONTINUES THE LADY,
"I'M A NUMEROLOGIST,
AND THE
POWER OF THE
NUMBER THREE,
WHICH STRONGLY
SHOWS IN
THAT LOCATION,
MAY HOLD
A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
FOR YOU!
BUT, PLEASE
BE
SAFE!"...
...
SO, AFTER HSR
LEAVES THE
BEACH PARTY,
HE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH
AND HE MEETS UP
WITH A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO INTRODUCES
HSR TO HER
FISHERMAN FATHER...
AND THEY AGREE
ON A PRICE,
THEN,
THEY HELP PUT THE
RELIABLE (?) BOAT
IN THE WATER
AND SOON,
THEY ARE MAKING GOOD TIME
ON THE OPEN SEA, BUT,
SOON, IT STARTS TO
RAIN!...
THEN... IT GETS...
SORTA REALLY DANGEROUS...
AND THE CAPTAIN
AND HIS DAUGHTER
SAY...
"DON'T WORRY,
DR. REPORT,
THIS, TOO,
SHALL PASS!"
AND
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,
THE SEAS GET
CALM AGAIN!...
SO,
AFTER SOME TIME
THE GPS
MARKS THE SPOT!
"I'LL LAY ANCHOR HERE
AND YOU TWO
GO FIND SOME
GOLD STUFF!"
SO, HSR
AND THE FISHERMAN'S DAUGHTER
JUMP ON IN
...
PRETTY WATERS
AND SHE CHECKS OUT SOME
UNUSUAL SIGHTS!...
"HEY," MOTIONS HSR,
"LOOK OVER
THERE!
A REAL SUNKEN SHIP!
...I'M GOING IN!"
SAYS HSR...
SO, THEY BOTH GO INSIDE
AND THEY FINALLY
GET TO WHAT
LOOKS TO BE
AN
IMPORTANT CHAMBER
"HERE IT IS...
SOME REAL
BERMUDA TREASURE!"
SCREAMS HSR,
"AND OVER THERE'S
TONS MORE!"
AND HSR LOOKS CLOSER
NOW,
AND HE PICKS UP
ONE
FLASHY GOLD COIN
AND
PUTS IT
IN HIS POCKET!...
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
HE HEARS A NOISE
COME FROM HERE!
AND SOME
HOWLING SOUNDS OF TORTURE
COME FROM THESE FIGURES!
THEN,
HSR SWEARS THAT
SOMETHING
ORDERS HIM TO...
...LEAVE...NOW!
SO,
HSR
ABRUPTLY HALTS HIS EXPLORING!
AND
ON HIS WAY BACK UP...
HE LOOKS
FOR HIS DIVING
PARTNER...THIS WAY
THEN THIS WAY,
BUT SHE'S NOT AROUND!...
...NOTHING!...
IS THIS WHAT
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
WILL DO?...
...
WHERE IS THE GIRL?...
AND HER FISHERMAN FATHER?...
AND THE BOAT?!
...
NOW, FRANTICALLY
LOOKING AROUND
ON THE WATER'S SURFACE,
HSR EYES
A PIECE OF
FLOATING DEBRIS
...THAT HAS NOW
JUST BECOME
HIS VERY
BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD!
SO,
HE SWIMS OVER TO IT
AND HANGS ON!
WAIT!...
OMG!...
HSR, SEES A SHIP
WAY OVER THERE!...
AND HE TRIES TO
GET THEIR ATTENTION
BUT NO...
THE SHIP KEEPS ON GOING!...
OH NO!
...
THEN,
OVER SOME TIME,
AS NIGHT FALLS
OVER THE INFINITE,
FISH-EAT-FISH,
SUPER-SPOOKY
OCEAN,
HSR
TELLS HIMSELF,
"OKAY...I'VE GOT MY
WET SUIT
TO STOP HYPOTHERMIA,
SO...
LET'S NOT PANIC!"...
...BUT!
AS HSR
LAYS ON THE WOOD...
AND
AS HE
RESTS HIS EYES...
A MERMAID
COMES UP TO HIM AND
THINKS, "MY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?...
THIS
MAN IS STRONG...
...AND HANDSOME, TOO!"
SO,
SHE BITES HIM,
AND
TEMPORARILY IMPARTS
UNTO HIM
THE POWER
TO STAY ALIVE
UNDERWATER...
...WITHOUT BREATHING!
...SO HE WON'T DROWN!
NOW,
SHE TAKES HSR
TO WHERE
SOME OF HER
MERMAID FRIENDS ARE...
"WILL YOU LOOK
AT WHAT
THE FISH
JUST BROUGHT IN!,"
ONE OF THEM SAYS...
"MY...ONE OF THOSE!
WE NEED TO
IMMEDIATELY
REPLENISH
OUR NUMBERS WITH HIM!...
...ALL FIVE OF US SHOULD
DO THE
"NAUTILUS"
WITH HIM...
...RIGHT NOW!"
SO,
THEY ALL TAKE HSR
INTO THE MIDDLE
OF THE WATER
AND AFTER SOME
"PRE-NAUTILUS"
PRETTY SWIMMING...
THEY ENGAGE IN THE
"ACT OF THE NAUTILUS,"
WHICH IS SHOWN HERE!...
HEY...
WAIT A MINUTE...
WHERE'D ALL THESE FISH
COME FROM!...
THEY'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW!
DANG!
...
WHOA!...LOOK AT THESE
STRAY
MERMAIDS JOINING THE ACT!...
WHILE OTHERS JUST
WATCH FROM THE SIDE!...
FINALLY,
THE SATIATED MERMAIDS
ARE FINISHED
ROBBING HIM OF
HIS
"RELEVANCY!"
BUT,
SINCE HE'S IN WATER, OSMOSIS
WILL REHYRATE HSR!....THAT'S GOOD!,,,
SO,
THEY TOSS HIM
BACK DOWN
ON THAT
FLOATING PIECE OF FLOTSAM,
WHERE THEY FOUND HIM!...
NOW,
AS IT
GETS DARK,
"SOME KIND OF SHIP"
SLOWS DOWN
AND PLUCKS HSR
OUT OF THE WATER!...
BUT...
WHO
OR WHAT...
IS THIS GUY!
...
"BRING THAT SEA SLUG
UP TO ME CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS!"
ORDERS
THE CAPTAIN!...
SO,
HSR IS DRAGGED UP THE STAIRS AND
PLOPPED DOWN IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...
NOW,
THE CAPTAIN ASKS,
"THANKS FOR VISITING ME PART OF
THE TRIANGLE, SIR...
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE
WE ALL
MUNCH ON YOUR
CARTILAGE?"
HSR
STANDS UP SLOWLY AND ASKS,
"IF I GIVE YOU A
GOLD COIN FROM THE DEEP
WATERS...
WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
"WELL THAT JUST DEPENDS!...
...LIMME SEE IT!"
SAYS THE CAPTAIN...
AND JUST AS
HSR IS ABOUT TO GET THE
COIN OUT,
A LOUD BANG IS HEARD!...
AND SOME ONE SAYS.
"WE'RE UNDER
ATTACK!"
NOW,
THE FIRST MATES SHOUTS,
"LET'S MAKE THESE GUYS
FLOAT UPSIDE DOWN,
YA HEAR!"
AND WITH THAT...
SOME
HEAVY FIGHTING
STARTS...
AND IT'S A
BLOODY BATTLE!...
PLUS,
TO TOP IT OFF,
A VIOLENT STORM
KICKS IN!...
OMG!
AND THE ATTACKERS ARE
FEMALE
PIRATES!
BUT THE GHOST PIRATES
ARE
OUTMATCHED!
AND SOON,
THE WOMEN CLAIM
A DECISIVE
VICTORY!
...
NOW,
THE LADY CAPTAIN
LOOKS TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"YOU THERE!
I NEED YOU TO
STEER THIS SHIP
STRAIGHT AHEAD!"
"AYE AYE, CAP'UM"
SALUTES HSR...
AND HE STARTS
HIS
HELMSMAN DUTIES
IN THE POURING
RAIN!
BUT,
WAIT!...
WHEN SOME LIGHTNING
ILLUMINATES THE AREA...
...AT A
CERTAIN ANGLE...
...YIKES!...
...HSR
LOOKS LIKE
OMG!...
...THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE
SURE MAKES
SOME MYSTERIES!
FINALLY,
THE WEATHER
CALMS DOWN...
AND THE NEXT DAY,
THE FEMALE FIRST MATE
OF THE SHIP
SAYS TO HSR,
"WITH THIS
BOAT FULL OF WOMEN...
...I'M NOT SURE
IF I SHOULD BE
HAPPY OR SAD FOR YOU!"
AND HSR WIMPS,
"IF I SHOW YOU A
DEEP SEA GOLD COIN...
...WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
"NOT A CHANCE, MATE!"
SHE LAUGHS!
...
"HOWEVER," SHE CONTINUES,
"SINCE WE ARE
DOCKED NOW,
GO ON THE ISLAND
AND
CHECK OUT
THE
'PIRATE LIFE!'
"OKAY," SAYS HSR,
AND
AS HE LEAVES
THE SHIP,
HE PASSES BY SOME
OF
THE LADY PIRATES
WHO HELPED TO
WIN THE
PIRATE FIGHT
BACK THERE!
AS HE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE,
ANOTHER PIRATE SAYS,
"HI THERE!!...
I'M DOLPHINIA!...
THE SHIP'S HISTORIAN!...
...AND I'M GOING TO
MAKE AN ENTRY ABOUT YOU!"
"THANKS!...I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY!"
HE SAYS COYLY.
NOW,
HE WALKS ON
AND
GOES DOWN A STREET
IN THE
'PIRATE DISTRICT,'
AND HE GOES
IN ONE BAR,
AND HE SEES THAT
THEY ARE
'SETTLING SOME SCORES!'...
SO
HE GOES TO
ANOTHER
ESTABLISHMENT
AND THERE
ARE SOME
'ROUGHNECKS IN ACTION'
THERE TOO!
SO
AFTER PASSING BY
ANOTHER
CUTE PIRATE...
HE GOES
DOWN THE STREET
SOME MORE
AND A PIRATE WOMAN
ASKS
HSR,
"HEY, HANDSOME PIRATE,
I HAVE SOME
'HIGH SEAS'
STORIES...
IF YOU LIKE TO HEAR!"
"THANKS...BUT...MAYBE LATER!"
AND FINALLY HE GETS
TO
THIS PLACE...
AND ONCE INSIDE...
...HE LOOKS AROUND
AND
JOINS
IN
ON SOME OF THE FUN!
AND AFTER
A WHILE
HE COMES ACROSS THIS
PERSON WHO SAYS,
"HEY THERE, SEA BOY!...
"I'M DOING RESEARCH
ON PIRATES
AND
I'D LIKE TO
KNOW
IF I CAN
ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"SURE, LIKE?"
"WELL, WHAT
DO YOU
WANT
MOST OUT YOUR
ADVENTUROUS LIFE?"
"OF COURSE, I'D LIKE TO
HAVE MY OWN
SHIP AND
COME AND GO
AND HUNT FOR
TREASURE,
AS I PLEASE!"
"NICE," SHE SMILES
AND WHAT WOULD YOUR SHIP
LOOK LIKE?"
"YEAH...IT HAS TO
HAVE A NICE
MAIN DECK,
TO DO NAVIGATION
AND
HAVE
PROPER
SWORD FIGHTS...AND IT
HAS TO HAVE NICE
CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS!...AND
A GREAT CREW
WITH WHOM
TO
LAUGH AND TALK AND
DRINK
AND FIGHT WITH!...
YES...I WANT A REALLY
COOL SET UP AND SHIP!"
"GREAT...BUT DO YOU
HAVE ANY...
SHALL I SAY...
BAD DREAMS OR
INSECURITIES?"
"OF COURSE,"
SAYS A SAUCED HSR,
"I FEAR THAT
ONE DAY,
I JUST MIGHT
FALL IN THE OCEAN!"
"WOW!...
...AND?..."
"AND"...HE GOES ON,
"I HAVE BAD FEELINGS
ABOUT...
...'THE CRACKEN!'...
...WHICH CAN
DO OBSCENE
DAMAGE!...AND I'VE
ALWAYS LIKED SWIMMING
BUT
I WATCH OUT FOR...SHARKS!...
AND IF I DON'T
WATCH OUT...
I WON'T LAST
LONG AT ALL!...OH...
HOWEVER...
I'M ALWAYS DOWN TO
WORK WITH
A
POWERFUL AND
RESOURCEFUL FEMALE-FORCE!"
AND HSR CONTINUES," MAY I ASK
YOU A QUESTION FOR
MY RESEARCH?"
"OMGOSH...SURE...
...WHAT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I'LL ASK YOU LATER...
BUT...
HOW ABOUT
WE GET
A
QUIET
BITE TO EAT AND
CHECK OUT A
RESTLESS
AND
UNPREDICTABLE
SUNSET?"
...
…NOW,
AS THEY SEAT THEMSELVES
AT THE TABLE,
SHE ASKS HSR,
“HOW DOES A NICE GUY LIKE YOU,
END UP
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?”
AND HE REPLIES,
“WELL, I STARTED OUT
BY GOING
TO THIS BEACH PARTY,
AND GOT THE IDEA
OF EXPLORING
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
FOR FAME AND FORTUNE,
BUT MAINLY FORTUNE,
THEN
I GOT A RIDE
FROM A CHARTER BOAT CAPTAIN,
WHO ABANDONED ME,
THEN
I GOT BITTEN
AND ‘NAUTILUSED’
BY SOME
MERMAIDS,
THEN I WAS PICKED UP
BY A CRAZY
GHOST
PIRATE SHIP,
WHICH THEN
HAD A FIGHT WITH SOME
LADY PIRATES,
THEN
I JOINED THE LADY
PIRATES
AFTER THEY WON,
AND THEN
WE SAILED TO THIS PLACE!”
NOW, SHE LAUGHS A LITTLE
AND SAYS,
“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU
SAID ALL OF THAT
WITHOUT HARDLY TAKING
A BREATH!”
“BUT IT’S ALL TRUE…
...REALLY!”
HE EMPHASIZES.
THEN SHE ASKS,
”WELL, WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO NOW?”
“I PLAN TO,”
SAYS HSR,
“GO BACK TO THE SHIPWRECK
AND GET SOME MORE OF THESE!”
THEN
HE PULLS OUT THE
BIG OLD GOLD COIN
AND
SHOWS IT
TO HER,
AND THAT MAKES
HER MOUTH DROP WIDE OPEN,
AND SHE SAYS,
“HOW MANY PEOPLE
HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS TO?”
“JUST YOU!” HE ADMITS…
“DO YOU REMEMBER THE GPS COORDINATES?”
SHE ASKS…
“I MEMORIZED THEM,”
HE SAYS.
“BUT YOU
DON’T KNOW ABOUT
THE
‘HIGH GPS VARIABILITY’
IN THESE WATERS?...
...AS A MATTER OF FACT,”
SHE CHUCKLES.
“THIS ISLAND
IN THE TRIANGLE
ISN’T ON ANY MAP!”
“I DIDN’T KNOW THAT,”
HE SAYS…
BUT
HEARING SOME
LOUD AND DRUNK PIRATES
COMING HIS WAY,
HE PUTS THE
BIG GOLD COIN BACK IN HIS POCKET…
...NOW
THE APPROACHING
‘MISFITS OF THE SEA’
SAY,
“HEY, PRETTY BOY!..
WE’D LIKE TO SEE
THAT SHINY COIN
THAT YOU WERE
JUST
SHOWING THE LADY!...
...IS THAT
GOING TO BE A PROBLEM?”
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"On Guard!...
...I service Baby Teeth
Lost on the
High Seas!"
“I hope that my Telepathic Warning’
reaches My Fellow
Hygienist Soldiers to
enter this ‘Gingival Jungle’
with Caution!”
“This is My Weapon of Choice
against All Plaque!”
“How do I stay alive?...By
running like the Dickens whenever
I see a Hygienist!”
“My life is easier
if I don’t
take any Pathogens as Prisoners!”
“Stopping them in their tracks is
easier this way!”
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