"These No Good Humans!...Polluting My Oceans!...And The Lands...With Their Trash...And Wifi...And Disease...And Homelessness-Producing Capitalism!!...My Hundreds Of Brothers...And Sisters...And I...
...Shall Lay Waste...To Them All!"...
Many People
Just Love that
Red Carpet 360!
I Love the Fresh Powder...
and...
so does this Skier!
Your Grandmother taught You...
Good Manners, right?
Santa's just waiting for Summer
so that
He can
'Hang Ten' with Friends!
You and Your ‘
I like all the Godzilla movies but…
...it ain’t about to
spoil
My Holidays’
Smiles
are
closing the door
and
This
'Let's just say that I'm scared of Monsters'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Don’t try and make friends with a
Godzilla!
A 'Nerdy' USC Dental Student…Asks ...
...A…Pretty Classmate…To…Be His...'Valentine!' ...And…Whoa!...Now She's...!…,
a Unicycle
where He is using
a
drone to
see
the
city
happenings,
and before that
in
"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of
Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right
In Front Of Me!...
Part 4...,"
BUT,
FOR THIS EPISODE,
HSR WANTS TO SEE
HIS HOME CITY
UPCLOSE AND PERSONAL
BY
VIEWING THE
DOCUMENTED HAPPENINGS
OF THE PEOPLE BY SEEING
WHAT THEY
STREAM
ON THEIR CELL PHONES...
YES!...THE GOOD…THE BAD…AND THE VERY QUESTIONABLE...
FOR ALL TO SEE, AND POSSIBLY LIKE
AND HOPEFULLY VIEWERS
WILL SUBSCRIBE
TO THE UPLOADER'S
CHANNELS,
SO THAT THE CONTENT CREATORS
CAN FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THEMSELVES,
AND
UPLOAD MORE CRAZY STUFF!
NOW,
HSR'S LOOKING
AT THE FIRST STREAM,
A GUY FLIRTS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO A TORNADO!...
...FORTUNATELY, IT’S NOT ‘SHARKNADO!’…
OH, BOY!
I KNOW THAT THIS DOG
IS JUST PLAYING
WITH THE
BABY,
BUT,
DOES THE BABY LIKE IT?...
OMGOSH!......ONE GUST OF WIND
THE WRONG WAY,
AND,
THAT WILL BE, INSTEAD OF
‘ALL SHE WROTE,’ IT’LL BE ‘ALL SHE STREAMED!’
WOW!…NICE VIEW OF THE WATERS
AND
THE
BEACHSIDE TOWN!…
WAIT A MINUTE!...A
CHICKEN DID THAT?...
WHOA!...
BREAKDANCING IS NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT
AND
THIS GUY IS
PROBABLY GONNA BE ON THE TEAM!
HEY, WHAT’S WRONG WITH A
FRIENDLY GAME OF DICE…
AS LONG
AS IT STAYS ‘FRIENDLY!’
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?...
...I CAN...
AND
GIRLS AND GUYS
AREN’T ‘JUST TAKING IT ANYMORE!’
LOOK AT THIS!
SOME ONE PUT A ‘FILTER’
ON THEIR STREAM!
CELL PHONES ARE GREAT FOR
HELPING TO
APPLY MAKE-UP…
AND
FOR CHECKING THE HAIR...OKAY!
MY, ISN’T THIS GUY A
LITTLE ‘TRICKY!’
WHAT?
AN ATHLETIC
PENGUIN IN SLOW MOTION!...THAT’S COOL!
THIS GUY MESSED UP AND HAD
ANOTHER WOMAN MISTAKENLY
SHOW UP ON HIS SELFIE,
AND WHEN HIS GIRLFRIEND SAW IT...WELL...
...OUCH!
WAIT!...IS THIS REAL?
A GENETICIST RECORDS
A BOTCHED GENETICS EXPERIMENT AND...
HE SURVIVED...BUT......
...AND,,,
...THERE ARE MILLIONS OF LIVE
STREAMS TO SEE AND THERE IS SO LITTLE TIME!
BUT...A QUESTION: WHAT FUNCTIONS WILL OUR PHONES PLAY IN
OUR FUTURES, AND
WILL WE LIKE THEM OR...
...NOT?
HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE MY PHONE'S
PLAYING ONE MORE! AND…
TO THIS...
I’M GOING
TO SAY
MORE POWER TO YOU!
“When You get Angry and start to Destroy Things, is that some of your ‘Godzilla Genes'
expressing themselves?"
So,
it’s Christmas Time,
and everything’s going
along pretty well,
as expected
all over the lands,
and the Children
are highly anticipating
some great Presents coming,
and Parents are getting
the Gifts ready,
while keeping them away
from the Kids,
and Santa is doing
some last-minute chores
so that his Christmas Eve Night
goes off without a hitch!
But…deep in the bowels of the World’s Ocean Waters,
a foreboding presence
is waking up...
and is making its way
up to the land
of Many Countries!
And…Oh No…
...It’s
the Dreaded...
...the One and Only...
...Godzilla!...
...Lots
of
them!
And now
they start
tearing up the buildings
in different Cities
and
causing fires
and explosions and
general
mayhem,
with their breaths of fire, in Europe,
and
in the
Americas
and elsewhere,
the Populations all over
are
running
for their Lives!
...All of this, while...
...Our
Very Dear Christmas
Days are going on!
And some immediately warn that
Humans are 'in for it!'
Even the sky of the Earth
is going 'Bonkers!'
Now,
the Rugrats Version of Godzilla
was sort of
Fun, but...this is real!
However... when a very
'Eccentric Dentist'
hears about
all of this
'Commotion at Christmas,'
from a friend,
she asks,
"Can you do
something to
Save Us?"
Then He says, "Sure!"
Now, the Dentist goes home
and
heads into his
Secret Man Cave,
and in a little while...
..he
comes up with an idea
to make all
of the Godzillas
go back into the Oceans
where they belong!...
He steps
to his Music Synthesizer
and
makes up
Roaring Noise
and adds a
barely audible
'Come to Momma'
clip to it,
and he contacts the Navy
and
has the Navy Submarines
all around the World
that are submerged,
play the sounds of
what seems to be
the call of the
‘Mother Godzilla!’...
And...
...can you believe it?...
...As soon as the Sonic Transmissions
of the sound mimicking Mother Godzilla
are broadcast loudly underwater,
all of the Godzillas
around the world,
which have
excellent hearing detection,
stop in their tracks!
And they holler out
what may be,
"Momma'...I'm
coming home!"
And with that,
they all Roar once more
Oceans...
...where they
belong!
So, Christmas is on,
once again,
and
though there's some
Major Cleanup to do,
We can, Hip Hip
Hooray...
...Still Celebrate!
May you have many...
...Smiles
A Toast!...
...To Everyone!
“This Patient’s Mouth is like the Wild Wild West!
And We have to
“Headquaters!...This is the Captain
of the PDL Strike Force,
and
sorry to say that we’re being overrun...
“Of all of the Parts of Discarded Cells to eat…
...The Nucleolus is My Favorite!"
“OMGosh!...There’s Food for Years in this
...Dirty Mouth!”
“There are 10 Openings
for Doctor Report’s
Dentexa
Personal Digital Dental Assistant Team
coming up and...
...I have to make the Cut!”
“This Laser Sterilization of the Gingival Sulcus...
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