Friday, August 25, 2023

To Get His Tuition Paid...A USC Dental Student...Must ...Conquer...Some Mazes!...



TUITION IS COMING 

DUE...

AT USC OSTROW DENTAL SCHOOL...

AND THAT MEANS

ONE THING!...


...THE YOUNG DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT, 

AND THE OTHER STUDENTS 

ARE GOING TO HAVE TO

'COUGH UP'

SOME HEAVY 

DENTAL STUDENT USER FEES...

AMOUNTING 

TO OVER

$100,000 FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR!...

...THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF


COUGHING AND SNEEZING!



SO,

WITH SOME LUCK(?)

THE DOCTOR FINDS THAT 

THERE'S A

CONTEST ABOUT TO START, 

WHICH 

IS OFFERING

A $4 MILLION DOLLAR

PRIZE  

TO ANYONE WHO

SUCCESSFULLY

NEGOTIATES

A NUMBER OF OUTDOOR MAZES,

OVER THE DAYS AND NIGHTS,

WITH MANY

 OF THEM HARBORING

ELEMENTS OF 

DANGER,

AND...

ELEMENTS OF


BEAUTY!


"WITH THAT AMOUNT

OF PRIZE MONEY,

I CAN  PAY MY TUITION AND 

THE TUITION OF A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS," 

BEAMS HSR,

AS HE THINKS ABOUT USC

DENTAL SCHOOL!


SO, HE 

GOES TO THE 

SIGN-UP PLACE 

AND

HARDLY ANYONE IS THERE,

THEN,

HE TALKS TO ONE PERSON,

AND THAT PERSON REVEALS THAT NO ONE'S 

SIGNING UP BECAUSE

ALL OF THE PREVIOUS PEOPLE 

WHO TRIED THE

MAZES 

JUST...HAVEN'T BEEN

HEARD 

FROM!...SO THEY ALL  JUST

DROPPED OUT...

...OR WORSE!



BUT THAT SEEMS TO 

NOT DETER

HIM BECAUSE 

HE HAS 

HIS EYES ON THE 

PRIZE

TO BECOME A REAL DENTIST!



SO HE 

FILLS OUT THE PAPERS TO

SIGN UP

WITH  A SMILE ON HIS FACE,

AND THE PERSON REGISTERING HIM 

SAYS,

"WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THAT SMILE LASTS, SIR!"



BUT 

THE DOCTOR IS DETERMINED... 

SO... 

HE GOES TO THE FIRST MAZE


AND THERE 

SEEMS TO BE A

WHOLE BUNCH OF THIS


AND THIS,


WHICH REMINDS HIM 

OF SOME


VIDEO SEARCH BATTLES


AT A


FRIEND'S HOUSE...



AND AFTER SOME 

MORE WALKING,

HE SPOTS A 

BEING THAT


JUST TAKES OFF!



AND LATER ON...

WHOA!...WHAT'S


THIS?...





WHICH MAKES HIM THINK, "I SURE

HOPE THAT THERE ARE 

NONE OF THOSE

PLANTS 

IN MY SIZE!





THEN,

LATER ON 

IN ANOTHER MAZE,

A

PERSON IN FEAR, RUNS 


RIGHT PAST HIM,

NOT  SAYING A WORD!...




NOW,

WANTING A SLIGHT REST, 

HE  WALKS 

OVER TO A TREE

TO LEAN ON

FOR A BIT...

BUT...

SOMETHING


MOVES!...


...AND IT SHOWS ITSELF  

AND SAYS,


..."BE CAREFUL, SIR,

FOR THERE ARE THINGS 

COMING UP THAT CAN 


'DRIVE YOU CRAZY!'"






THEN, 

THAT 'THING/PERSON'

COVERS


UP AGAIN!... 




"I HOPE THAT THESE 

MAZES DON'T TURN INTO



'GOBBLE ME UP' 

PAC MAN THING!"

THE DENTIST RATIONALIZES...




SO,

AFTER MORE AND MORE OF THIS...



HE STARTS TO

NOTICE CERTAIN PATTERNS,

WHICH GIVES HIM

SCIENCE


TO HIS 

RIGHT-AND-LEFT-TURN

MADNESS!






THEN LATER,

HE REMEMBERS 

A CHARACTER IN

A


DISNEY MOVIE!




NEXT ON DOWN THE LINE,

HE SEES AND SAYS,

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!...


...I'M OUT OF HERE!"...





THEN...

...MUCH LATER,

ALONG THE WAY...

HE TAKES A DRINK 

FROM

A SEEMINGLY 


MAGICAL SOURCE, 

BEFORE

TRAVERSING THIS


THIS 


AND 


THIS ONE...





BUT AS IT

STARTS 

TO GET

DARK ON THE 

FIRST NIGHT,

A HEAVY


DOWNPOUR COMMENCES...


WITH A STRONG 

'LIGHT SHOW!'



SO, 

HE TRUDGES ON 

SOME MORE...


AND HE COMES ACROSS SOME


POSSIBLE SHELTER!




AND HE CHECKS IT

OUT CLOSER...


AND WITH ANOTHER

VERY LOUD

BOOM AND CRACKLE,


HE DECIDES


TO TAKE HIS

CHANCES!





NOW,

THE DENTIST FINDS AN

'UNOCCUPIED' 

DARK CORNER 

IN THE WHOLE DARK PLACE

TO

REST HIS WEARY HEAD,

AND HE HEARS SOME MINOR SOUNDS...

HOWEVER,

THERE AREN'T MANY,

BUT HIS DREAMS ARE 

FITFUL,

WITH

EERY PLANTS

EMERGING

FROM 


THE MAZE


BUSHES!...AND A

MAZE THAT RADIATES...

...IN A 


SPECIAL WAY...

...WHICH MAKES HIM ASK...

..."LIKE...

...WHERE IS ALL OF THIS


LEADING TO?"





WELL,

SOMEHOW...

...HE

WAKES UP IN ONE PIECE,

AND TACKLES THE 


NEXT MAZE...

...AND HERE AGAIN,

HE USES SOME 


PROBABILITY ALGORITHMS 

IN HIS HEAD

TO

GET THROUGH QUICKER...








"BUT,"

HE THINKS,

"THIS NEW MAZE

LOOKS LIKE 



THE WORSE SO FAR!...

...BUT...I GOTTA GO TO 

DENTAL SCHOOL!...

SO I...


AM GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES!"...



BUT OFF TO THE SIDE...

...SOMETHING SEEMS


TO BE WATCHING!



.......



THE NEXT DAY,

THE DENTIST IS SURPRISED WHEN

HE IS TOLD TO NEGOTIATE

SOME MAZES...

UNDER

WATER!


SO, IN HIS SCUBA OUTFIT, HE

TRUDGES ON

THROUGH


THE BEAUTIFUL MARINE  BIOLOGY!


OMGOSH!...THERE ARE


CREATURES TOO!



NOW, AS THE DENTIST CONTINUES,

HE HEARS OVER 

THE EAR PIECE 

THAT

NEXT, HE MUST GO THROUGH

A MAZE OF...

...UNDERGROUND CAVES!


"DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE YOU END UP,"

SAYS THE PERSON SPEAKING TO HIM 

VIA THE EAR PIECE, "THERE WILL BE A SHIP 

WAITING NEAR YOU AT THE SURFACE!" 


NOW THE DENTIST 

GOES THROUGH A 

WATERFALL AND

PASSES MORE 

CAVES 

AND MORE 

CAVES

AND EERY ROCKS

AND 

CAVERNS,

THEN, 

HE THINKS, 

"THE NEXT TIME I FIND A 

WATER ROUTE OUT,

I'M HEADING ON UP TO

THE SURFACE!"


BUT IT TAKES A WHILE 

AND

WHEN HE FINALLY 

REACHES THE SURFACE

...WAIT!...

...OH CRAP!...

THERE'S NO


RESCUE SHIP IN SIGHT!















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