"Oh No!...Get that thing away From Me!....
I Can't Stand It!"...
To keep the Vampires at bay and away,
there are said to be
several suggested techniques
that one can employ...
First,
Garlic
is said to be very pungent and
repulsive
to those Creatures!
...But reeking of garlic
can also 'test the bonds'
between you and your family
and coworkers!
Being outside most of the time
during the daylight hours
will help you
not
come across them,
for
I hear that many of them are not
daylight-tolerant
and they will feel much pain
and even
disintegrate
because of the Photons!
Protection through the use of Holy Water,
some say,
has
reliable repellant Results!
But the Method
that I might rely on
the most
is to
facially confront them with
a Divine Crucifix of our Lord
Jesus Christ!...And...
make them
get outta there!
However...
while it Lasts!
...if you are 'Down To Be Bitten,'
don't confront your
'Friendly Vampire'
with
the above avoidance implements,
and
enjoy yourself
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