"Turkeys always
'Reluctantly Sacrifice'
their Lives so that
We can
Eat
Too Much!"
Well,
it's the
Night before
Thanksgiving
and this Dentist
says
'Good Night'
to His
Girlfriend,
at the Front Door,
and She says,
"I wish that I can come in
but I can't,
but I'll
See You Soon, Mkay?"
And the Dentist says,
"Mkay!"
Then...
one more
'Time for the Road!'
So then
He
plops down on
the Sofa and
watches some
MMA
Matches...
then
He turns to an 'Exciting and Action-Packed'
Movie'...
and
after that,
He turns to...
OMGosh!...
Is Mister Rodgers still On?...
'What The....!'
Then,
trying to see something else,
He finds
"I Dream Of Jeannie!"
"Man," the Dentist says to himself,
"I gotta call
My Cable Company and
get me
some more
Shows...Maybe that's why
My Girlfriend doesn't like
to watch
TV
with Me!"
So,
after
all those
long minutes of
'Channel Surfing.'
the Dentist gets a little Sleepy
and...He nods off!...
Now...since He's
prone to 'Lucid Dreams,'
...They start
coming on Strong...
...one after
the Other!...
...And the Dentist
visions about
some
Friends and
some
Scenes
and
things that
don't make
much
Sense
At All!
Now...
He's Underwater
looking at
All The 'Murkiness!'
"Hold Your Horses!...
...Do I....
Have to
go in There?"
Then,
the Dentist
'Sleep Speaks' to
Himself,
"I want to go
to the
Moon
with my Friend!"
Next, He witnesses a
Piercing
in Progress!
Okay...!
Hey...What's This!
A Preview to
The
Dental Hygiene Wars?
Why is this Lady Running...
Is it a
Premonition?...
"Wow!...Is that
Somebody's Office
on Fire?...I hope it's not Mine," He thinks...
"Oh No!...
...Not...
...Me!"
Now...all of this
makes
the Dentist..
Wake Up!
Now He thinks,
"Gosh!...
...According to
these Dreams...
there
are so many things
that can go
Wrong in My Life!...
I better...'Recalibrate'...
...and Re-identify what is
really foremost to Me in
My Life!
And in the
'Spirit Of The Season,'
and which should be done
Daily,
The Dentist
jumps up and
Shouts...
...His Respects!...
And Immediately afterward,
He 'Gets Out' his
fingers
and starts to
'Count His Blessings!'
And He ticks off a List,
"I've got My Lord,
I have My Family and Friends,
My Livelihood, My
Education,
I'm Breathing,
My Health is Okay...
I can still
Walk,
Run, and
Speak Coherently...at least Most Times!...
My Patients keep coming back
to me
after all that I
have done to Them...and for Them,
I have a Place to Stay
and a Car that
works!...
And I'm thankful for
All of the Things
that
I
don't even know that
I should be thankful for!..."
Then, the dentist acts like
this Lady and
makes the
Sign Of The Cross!...
Now,
the Dentist accidentally
'Butt Dials' the TV Remote...
and the TV
comes on,
not like this...
but...
with the 'Best Ever Picture!'
And it shows other People
Showing and
Telling for what
They are Most Thankful!...
This Lady says,
"I am so thankful
that You are
recognizing
all of the
Arduous Work that I have done!"
"Thank you
So Much for this
687 Million Dollar Lottery Check...I really need it!"
"My whole Family was lost
in the Snow,
but They found a Cave
and stayed there
until the Rescuers came,
and
Now, everyone's Back Home!...I'm so Happy!...
"I'm so Thankful that
Doctor Periodont
and
Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra
fixed My Teeth...and now...
My
Billionaire Boyfriend
wants to Marry Me!"
I'm so Grateful for my Fans!...
Now,
I have Contracts and
Show dates and
...I'm so Thankful!"
"My OWN Network is
The best Thing that
ever happened to Me and
I'm making a
Beautiful and Significant Impact
on the World!"
Now the Dentist
turns the TV off,
and gets down on his
Knees to
Show Appreciation
for His Blessings
From
Above!
