"You have to be careful
in This World...
People will try and
Fool you,
and take what's Yours
and
Take Advantage of You!
I'm telling you...
don't
let Them Do that to You!
I mean...some of These People
want to
'Take Your Head Off!"
Word Up!...
...There are Folks out there
that are So Greedy for
what is
Your Stuff!
Some People are
"Out On The Prowl'...
...to get that
'Big Pay Day!'...Courtesy of You!
Watch out for People volunteering,
"I'd Love to Drive You to
The Bank to
pick up your first
Mega Millions Check!
"Shoot!...
At first,
She talked Me into Hating Him!...
And now...
It's just Me...alone!"
And you have to be
careful about
who
you let into
your Home!...
..."Let Me see...
...is there any
'Money under the Mattress!'"
And when You get back Home...
"Honey!...
what happened to the
Money under the Mattress?"
"Don't You Ever
ask Me
Out on a Date Again!
Oh Yes!...
And 'Watch Out'
for Knives!
Psychologists say that
The Stabber
really 'Gets Off!'
But,
adding
Sarcasm
And since when
do you
have to
'Turn the Other Chest?'
Watch Out!...
Pay Back
Is A Dog!
"If you give me $10.000 today, I'll
give you Twenty Thousand,
Next Week, Okay?"...
..."My Family Member really needs that Operation!
...Okay...
I'll
Do It!"
"That Guy snatched My Purse,
and he ran across the Street, and
a car
smacked His _____ So Good!
"How dare you say
that about my
Boyfriend!...
Them's
'Fighting Words!'"
"I know that You're a Millionaire!...
So What!...
I still Love Your...I mean You!"
Okay...As soon as she leaves, that's
when
I'll go In!
Now,
This next 'Potential Mark'
is going
to
Fight Fire
with Fire...
and
'Throw Back'
a Slick and Tricky Smile...
right back at him!
Just watch!...
"Sir, I have some land
that I can sell to you
for just
$5,000 down!...Right Now!"
"That sounds good...
I'm going to the bank
to get it,
and then I'll
be Right Back!"...(Not!)
"I'm going on
an
Overseas Business Trip for One Month!...
...And I just asked My Best
Friend here to take the My Kids to school
and watch the House!...
But
I just don't Trust Her
with My Husband!...
On second thought...
I'm going to
Rescind the Offer!"
"You can Bet that
The Moment that _________ leaves
I'm
Going to..."
"Hey, Ol' Buddy, Ol' Pal!...
...Can I use your
Brand New
Lamborghini
to drop off some packages?"
"Really?...
Let me see,
...it does need to be
driven fast
to clean out the
Carburator!...
...I'll see if I
can
Find the Keys!"...
...(Not!)...
"You can trust Me...
just ask
my Friends!"
But one 'Friend'
says...
'Oh Boy!'
"What!...You found some
Buried Treasure there?
Sure!...
I'll
Keep it a Secret!"
"Now where does he
'Keep His Stash?"
Some Things are
Accidents
And
Other Things
are
Intentional!
"Aww, Man,
Someone
Broke into
The Warehouse
and Stole all of Our Stock!"
"Hey...You're
Joshin' Me, right?"
"No Man...
"He can go!...
I never really
Loved Him Anyway!"
"Wait!...
What are they
Talking about in there?"
"This is Pay Back...
...for...
Elementary School!"
"You say that there was
100 Dollars in there?...
Well...
I only saw Ten!"
"You just met Me...and...
You want Me
To go to Switzerland
With You?...
Well...
...Okay!"
"My Car just Broke Down...
...How am I
ever going to
make it to
the Bank to
drop off This Cash
in Time?"
"Lady!...
I'd be
'Glad To Help You!"
"Woman...Your Problem is that
you're
giving up
too information
to people
You don't even know!
Use Caution
and
Think a little Deeper, Okay!"
"You just think You're
Somebody Special,
Don't You!"
"No, I didn't take it!....
What makes you think that
I Took It?"
"Yes...
A lot of those Swindlers
are
going to get
Their
'Just
and
Hot...Desserts!'"
Believe Me!...
Sometimes You
have to tell 'Those People'
how You Feel
in
'Plain, In-Your-Face English!
However,
when you find
someone that
You can see
Eye to Eye with
...Great!
"So Love Yourself...
...like I Love Myself!
...and 'Be Safe' Out There
in that
'Cold and Cruel World!'...
Oh!...and I'm off
to
My Appointments!...
...So...
...On The Further...Sweets!..."
..."Hi, Dr. Report...
You want to know
what I did in France
Last Week?...
Okay...
Well, first...
Blah blah blah"...
..."I'm
So Happy
that
I am Alive Today!
...And that I can
Walk and Talk
and
All of the Rest!
I really feel Super!
But This World
is not
all around,
a Happy Place!
I think I'll
help Someone
have a Better Day!"...
..."Forget about what
happened Last Time!...
This Time...
We come in Peace!"...
While you were Reading...
...I Prepared
for You a
Tasty
'Knuckle Souffle!'...Here!...
'Wassa Matta!'...Fist Got Your Tongue?"
