"Hi!...I'm Ralph Winge, D.D.S....The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 3.

"I'm Flossing...On The Moon...And...It's Not Even June!...

...Come To Think Of It...How Does One...

...Tell Time...On The Moon?"...

"I'd Be Glad

to

Get Away

from Earth

for a while...

...especially now...

...with all of this Stuff

going on!...

However...

I know that I will

start to 

miss My Home...

...and My Family!"

"Running Away from

Problems

won't help

to Solve Them,

but

it gives You Time

to

Strategize a Solution!

Sometimes,

I'll just

'Ram' a Problem...Head On...

But there are Times

when I

...don't want to

'Show My Hand!"

"You want Me to

go to the Moon with You?...

Hey...I'm...

'Lunar,'...not 'Loony!"

"I'm ready to go...

...and...

My Bags are Packed!"

"I'll certainly miss You!...

You won't have any

Withdrawals, will You?"

“I’d Love to go with You!...and...

...I'll...

...‘Stand Up’ 

to those Aliens!”

“I don’t want to take a Rocket to the Moon!...

...How about just 

flying a 'Super Plane!'...

That’s Safer, right?”

I don't know...

I'm not sure that it

has anything to do with it...

but

Dr. Winge was born

on a night

just before midnight!

And there was a

Full Moon!

And He has been 

fascinated with our 'Celestial

Little Brother' in the sky

ever since he could see in the sky!...

Yes!...He would spend hours familiarizing



himself with all of the features 

and landmarks

and maybe he was amazed at the

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'Man In The Moon!'

Now, as a kid,

the Good Doctor

was a regular Kid that

liked to Clown Around

with his Brother

and he had Cousins that

liked to have fun with him!

And he got into trouble 

sometimes

But...

he survived!

The young Doctor Winge liked 

going to the Observatory a lot!



And as he grew, he partied some times

but 

he really looked forward to just



'hangin' out wit Da Moon!'

Of course,

he wished that he could actually



hold it, and stuff!

The young Doctor Winge would also

watch



Eclipses



on TV!

And, boy...did he ever have



Lucid Dreams!

So, you know that,

one day he wants to really,

I mean really,

go to the Moon as an



Astronaut!



Yeah!...

But he liked 'Pretty Dentistry,'

too!

Especially, the smile of a nice girl



down the street, who was also

enamored with the Moon!

So,

after graduating from,

of course,

USC

Dental School,

Winge went to, and excelled at, Astronaut

School!

Winge went through

rigorous

training, repeatedy...

to get it right!

And when the Top "King" Guy at NASA

cleared the Doctor to go to the Moon

at first, he didn't believe it...



but... when it sank in...

everyone

was so happy!

Now he could join the ranks



of some of his

many favorite

and famous

heroes and



"sheroes!" (Dr. Jeanette Epps!)





So, 

Doctor Winge

is going to be

the first "Dentist On The Moon!"

and wasting no time...

his mission

gets ready...

and after waiting

to launch

he and the crew enter the space rocket

and then settle in

and now..

Dr. Saiph Savage,

of the extremely Top Secret

International Agency,  "ABC"

(Already Been Computed), gives

the okay

after she does her last rechecks

of the redundant computer backups...

and now...

HSR and his buddies...

they

blast off!...

and the primary booster 

disengages,

then,

the ship

autopilots itself

the rest of the way!

And

after circling the Moon

 a couple of times,

and seeing the infinite star sights out of the window

he and his crew finally

softland!

Now,

 Dr. Winge disembarks from the module

And Boy...

is he ever amazed by

what he sees!

There must be a whole

city here!

But it's on the Far Side of the Moon!...

So this area can't be watched

by the

Earthlings!

Wow!...

what a view of the Milky Way

unobscured by the atmosphere and lights...

like on Earth!



"Welcome to the Moon Dr. Winge!,

Let me show you 

around," greets one person...



"Here's our briefing room," continues the guide

And a woman stops 

the Doctor and says,

"OMG! You're new here! I'll fill you in on our little Colony later, mkay?"

"I'd love that!," says the Doc.

"Oh, yes, Doctor," she says..."here's a copy of

Heidi Ruby Miller's 

book, 

Ambasadora!...She's the the most 

popular author here on the Moon!"...

as she giggles and walks away.

Then,

he passes by a cavernous interior

and they walk down one hallway

"And here's our mess hall...and 

we do serve gourmet food here!"

Then, 

they go down another hallway

and as they are walking, 

a person comes on the PA System and says,

"Jupiter Update!...

Thanks to our Observatory Scientists,

we have just discovered the 

"Counter Rotational Asteroid"

that was predicted...

...Let's give them a Thumbs Up, crew!"

And the Doctor can hear people

applauding!

Now, another person stops the Doctor 

in the hallway and asks,

"Are you the new Dentist here?..My name is X69!"

And the Doctor responds, "Yes! I'm just arriving!...Would

you like to be my first patient?"

"Maybe...maybe not...I can go 

either way, you know!," then she smiles, "maybe tomorrow!"

So, now, another guy says, 

to Dr. Winge, 

"This way, please, to your Dental Office, Sir!"

""Wow," 

exalts the Doctor when he sees this!

"You'll find Your facilities to be 

State Of The Art, Doctor!



Do I have an Assistant?" asks Winge.




"Not yet, but soon!" says the guide.




"Here are your headquarters, Doctor...

and your bedroom...

and  a study room...

and your viewing 

area!

"Now, Sir...the last part of our orientation...

...since we



are cramped for space,

you will be partnered up!...

And,

since your 

'Biotic Profile' 

shows that you have

Strong Heterozygotic DNA...

You shall be Partnered with"...

"Thanks, Sam...

I'll take it from here!" interrupts this woman...

"Doctor," She says straightforwardly,

"...let's get

started,

right away!"

And Dr. Winge thinks...

"Umm!"

...

"Doctor Winge...

...I have a 

Short Meeting to

attend to...

...Let's

meet in the Space Viewing Room 

in a little bit!" says the

Lady...




So, with a little bit of

Free Time on his hands

he thinks,

"I'll make it

on over to the 

Dental Spot!"



So, as he

walks down some hallways,

a Group of People

are talking and

...They turn around and see

Doctor Wingee...

...and they  say,

"Hi There!....

Hey!..You're the New Dentist 

in Town?...Well...

We're gonna

 make some Appointments!"

...for

All Three 

at once!"

"Wow!..That's going to be interesting!"

smiles the Doc 

as he keeps 

on walking...





Then...as he walks down

this hallway, a Big Screen

comes on

as he approaches one,

and 

it's

the Computer Whiz...



...Doctor Saiph Savage!...

And She asks,

"Settling in

pretty nicely,

Doctor Winge?"

"Yes, Doctor!...Good to

hear from You!...It's a 

long way 

from

Earth,  however,

the Speed of Light

is so

'Voraciously Fast'

that

our Communications are still

almost Instantaneous!"

"Well...I gotta go but,

I'm

sending You

a Care Package!...Until...!"

as Doctor Savage signs off!

Now,

as Doctor Winge

strides down

this Way...

This Woman

in an office,

that He passes by,

seems

Pretty upset!...

And, 

a little further down...

he passes by some

maybe...SpaceX Stuff!...

"Sir!..."

says this Lady

in the Hall, "I'm the

Psychiatrist at the 

Base here,

and

I don't remember

having 'Profiled' 

You Yet!...

...What do You think About

Black

Holes?"

"Ha!,"

laughs Doctor Winge...I try

and stay

at least light Years 

away from Them...

for...

...obvious Reasons!"

"I can Profile You right now, Sir...

...right behind this

door!"

"I can't do it now,"

says Doctor Winge...

"Well, Doctor...

report to My Office

first thing

in the Morning!"

"Yes, Mam!"

He replies!...

And as He walks away,

She looks at Him and thinks,

"He sure...

...is a Strange One!"

OMGosh!...Right at that moment,

an Alarm goes off!

And this Woman runs up to Winge,

and says,

"I have been Shadowing You,

for Your Safety!...You are to leave with me 

in the 

Space Jet

...At Once!...We must Run!"

And so they run, and 

the Doctor asks,

"Where to?"

And She says,

"To the Portal over 

there,"

She points!

And as they run down the hall fast,

this person

just watches!...

Now the Doctor asks His Guard

what the Emergency is...

And She says,

"I'll tell You later!"

Then,

they reach

the

Port and They get on

the Ship,

and they

Thrust On Out Of There!

May you have many...

“Many will say that 

Man has ‘No Business’ on Other Planets! 

...Everything we need

will have to be ‘Hauled In!’  

…Not to mention 

the Delicacies 

that We’re used to here on Earth! 

Plus, here in Earth, 

if our Air support systems 

break down…

All We have to do is 

...step outside and inhale!”…

...“How are You So Sweet, 

but

...You don’t cause Cavities?!”…

 …”I have a Question for You!...  

What would You 

...Like to get ‘Lost In?”…

...."There a Blog Post coming up about HSR  

finding some Sunken Treasure, 

and the Precious Metals Dealer 

he went to

 now is having his Security Team 

'Trail' Him

and

find out where the rest of the 

Treasure is!..

...Oh, there You are, Hollywood!...

...Why are you walking so fast?...  

…Is someone after You?”

...Smiles!

“He says that he’s going to make some 

High Heel Shoes 

for My Spacesuit so that, 

on the Moon, 

...I can still...

 ...Sashay Among The  Stars!”