"Hi!..My Prize Rooster Morpheus...And I...Just Love Turkeys!...And I'll Give Shelter...To As Many Of Them...As I Can...To...Perpetuate Their Species...For...
...The World's Benefit!"...
"I...Love These Walks...
...in the Parks!"
"Good!...They went...
...the other way!"
"Food and Drinks
are everywhere!"
You and Your
'we all need a Sanctuary Place to Stay in that is Safe, Secure,
and Friendly'
Smiles
are
sometimes still
looking
for One!
This
'come on in...We'll look out for you'
Episode
is
brought to you by People that want to help you
Live and Thrive!
Aaah, Yes!...
I just love the
Big City!
OMG!...This famous artist...
...or rather,
"Arteeest"
is at the Museum
now!
I just Love
Her work
...and so do many
others!
But...
upon leaving,
I see this Kid Crying
on the sidewalk...
And he's saying that His Pet Turkey...
...is gone...stolen!...
And it's
...Thanksgiving,
and
He knows He'll
never see his pet
again!
That's sad!...
This reminds me
of another kid
that felt bad
about something!
...
My name is Doctor Danny Dentation...
I'm a Dentist, and
I have a Farm upstate and
I think I have
just had
'The Last Straw!'
I'm sick and tired
of Everyone
picking on Turkeys!...
...Every year!...
Ever since
the Pilgrim Days!
...If we don't stop...
There'll be
...no more Turkeys!
You know the story!...
...The Families get together
for Fun, and Good Times, and,
yes!...Food!...Turkey!
OMG!...I still have a Soft Spot
for
Cold
Cranberry Sauce
and
Candied Yams!
Now, don't get me wrong...
...I grew up with the Turkey and Thanksgiving Thing!
There are
Parades,
with memorable characters
that are the
crowd Favorites!...And the Football
Games, and stuff, but
there are also the Jokes
that are sort of
insensitive!
I know that if I was a Turkey...
...around this time of year,
I'd
be
So Scared that I would
find it hard to Control Myself!
And I would immediately
scram...any way that
I could!
And many people just love to Hunt
them
for
"Sport!"
But Turkeys do
fight
back!
They'll run up on you...
and maybe run you
out of town!
So today,
I'm going to go out
and start the
"Shush Farm!"
I'll call it "Shush"
as a code word to
"tell no one about it!"
...
So now, I'm driving up into the
Countryside to start a sort of
'Sanctuary City'... to save the Turkeys!
Now,
here's my place
for them to stay!...
All Turkeys are Welcome!...
...Black ones,
White
ones,
brown ones,
and even green and blue ones...
plus all the other colors...
...of the Rainbow!
Virtual ones
are welcome
too!
You know my Dog's name has to be
Fido!
I still try to do
the living here naturally,
where the Hens can lay their eggs
where they like...
unharmed...
and the Chicks
are free to roam
as much as
Mom lets them!
Do the little chicks have funny
dreams?...
I like seeing the Little Ones grow
and get bigger
and their personalities
start to emerge!
Gimme a Kiss!
...Just Kidding!
"Oh man...
the Word about this Free
'Sanctuary City For Turkeys'
is
getting around fast,"
says Doctor Danny Dentation,
"there's thousands of them!...
...They're coming through the back way, too!
And, on the way over,
some are checking out a
Dead Predator!"
'The Wicked Witch is Dead!'
So, some of the birds that
are now here are
just kickin' it!
in the shade...
Gobble, Gobble!
...You Pretty Thing!
OMG!...it's a bird...it's a plane...
It's a...
Turkey!...
...so happy!
There's enough food for
everybody!
...
Uh oh...Something's up!
The Ostriches and
the Turkeys can feel a change
in the Air!
It's starting to snow...
a lot!
Everybody!...Now!...
...in the
warehouse!
Let's go!
...Hurry!
It's coming down
hard!
Where'd the grass go!
...just like that!
All of this reminds me of a TV
Show!
Oh no!...
I hear some
Wolves...that might be
Hungry!...
Okay...everyone's
inside...
Wow!...I can see
some coming from
both
sides!
"I know," thinks Danny Dentation,
"I'll quickly get on my 'cellie'
and call for Neighborly back Up!...
...And these People are 'Gung Ho!'
...
However,
I tell them to
just fire
some warning
shots!
But one of them replies,
"Aww, Doctor, You know that
I Love me some
Wolf Meat!"
Well, they do
their thing and
the coast is clear and those Wolves
won't be coming back soon!
All right,
...back outside!
So, the weather finally gets back
to being Just Right
again,
and Everybody's Happy!
And "Big Turk" sees the lady
that helped him escape
a Cage
a while back,
And the Big Turk walks up to her...and...
It says,
"Hey, Young Lady,
I'm glad that you're Happy
that you saved me...and
I'm very happy, too!
And I want to Thank You for
jiggling that cage
a little bit back there
last Time...
...so I could
shimmy out through it
and escape!...
...Freedom feels great here
at the "Shush Ranch!"
I plan to cool it here, Forever!...
...Here, at this Ranch, we never have to say,
"Okay, Lady...
...put down the knife and
step away from the Turkey!"
We have lots of
Love here!"
"So, 'Happy Thanksgiving,'
to You and
to all People!...
...Just try
being a Vegetarian
this or next Year!...
There are lots of Fruits and Vegetables...
...to be Thankful for!
Or have some Ribs
or some Chicken, instead!
I'll even help
You go
Shopping for
another
Type of Meal!...
...Plus...
I want to be around
to enjoy
Christmas
with my Family!
So, People!...
Peace out and
Let's All Get Along...Ya Hear!"
...
"Thanksgiving and
'Friendsgiving' is around the Corner again,"
says the Dentist/Farmer,
Doctor Danny Dentation,
"but many People are
still gearing up to
Slaughter and eat
any Turkeys that they
can get their hands on," as he looks out
over his huge
and healthy
'Shush Ranch' Farmland...
Wait a minute!...What's this?
The Dentist/Farmer can't
believe his eyes!
A whole bunch of Turkeys are
gathering at the front
of
his Ranch Farmland
again...
...just like last year!
Now,
a friend calls the Dentist
and tells him that
things are
'Going Crazy'
and that
People are trying to get
Fresh Turkeys by chasing
and grabbing them
on the streets
and
in the Countrysides
all around!
I mean,
it looks like
Turkeys are
running
for their very Lives!
And some Turkeys are
fighting
back against
possible
Abductors!
Here,
an Uber Rider
in the city,
tries to catch up
to the Driver,
so that he can
find a Wild Turkey too!
This time, the Dentist
is seeing
all kinds of them
entering the 'Shush Ranch'...
including
Eastern Wild Turkeys,
and
Osceola Wild Turkeys
Gould's Wild ones
Merriam's Wild Turkeys
Rio Grande Wild Turks
and even some
Ocellated Wild Turkeys
and,
to his surprise,
a couple of
hand fulls of
Midget White Turkeys
and some rare
Burbon Reds,
and tagging along,
a few Bronze
ones!
Wow!...now even a Peacock
decides to
join us!...
So,
the quick thinking Dentist,
who has been
storing lots of
corn feed
in a cave,
leads the whole bunch of them
to that cave
and signals for them to
Now,
they all file in
in an orderly fashion,
and now,
they are safe and free from
the
Turkey Grabbers!
Now,
even though there are
some emergencies
where
'Nature
Calls,'
among all of the Fowl,
time quickly passes and
after all of the
'Thanksgiving Crazy Stuff'
is over,
all of the
Birds come out
of the Cave,
and head back out into the
Wild
where they
belong!
Now...
way in another far away place,
this Turkey has a
Revelation and thinks,
"Is this what
I think it is?"
Love Toothbrush®
"As soon as We were Born, we were protected and nurtured, and we need to
return the Favor!"
Not all People will take your Well Being to Heart...
...and...
...They
need to Be Told!
Yes, be careful of your
surroundings, and the time ,
because here,
HSR aka Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report
misses
his Connection...again...
like during
...and there
WE SEE THAT
THIS WOMAN IS
BORED AT WORK,
AND
HSR'S BORED
AT WORK,
AND A LOT OF OTHER
PEOPLE
ARE
BORED TOO!...
BUT,
AS IF BY MAGIC,
WHEN
THE CLOCK HITS FIVE...
