..."Aaah, yes!...It feels so good
to be up and about
with my new, fully articulatable,
Hollywood Smiles Report Doll Body!
That old one was whack!
I think I'll go outside
and walk around the neighborhood!
Gee!
The Sun's warmth
feels so good!"...
..."Hi there, Handsome!
You live in the same building as I?"
asks this Lady...
"Good Day, Miss...
I guess I do!...My name is Dr. Report!
And your name?" he inquires.
"My name is Veronica...
"I see you are on your way out, Doctor...
I'm in #116...
So
if you ever need any sugar or something...
stop by anytime!" Veronica smiles!
As he walks
further down the street,
a little poodle warms up to him.
Now, the dog's owner
observes, "Whoa, Mr.!
My dog can spot a man
with a Kind Heart
...a mile away!...My name is Sophie!"
"Hi, Sophie! My name is Hollywood ," he says.
"Well, Mr. Hollywood, I hope to see you later," says Sophie
as she twists away...
Then,
a fine Doll of a Woman
walks along side him and asks,
"Excuse me sir...but...
were we ever Lovers?"
"OMG!," bursts Dr. Report, "I don't think so
because,
I don't think that I would have ever let you go!"
"Well thank you Mister...you sure know how to feel
a girl good!...
Well, I'm off to work, Sir!...
See you!"
"All these pretty women around," Dr. Report thinks,
I must be at the right place
at the right time!"
Now he turns right and
walks through a park!
"Hi, there!," says this
woman, my name is Jane, and
you sure are big and strong!...
almost like a Tarzan!...
Would you like to play
my game called,
"You Tarzan, me Jane," a little?"
"OMG!...I'd love to Jane!...I even have a loin cloth!
But,
I can't do it right now," he admits.
"Well, maybe in the future...I'm here a lot... Bye Bye, Tarzan!"
So, now, Hollywood walks a little more
and
whistles a happy melody!
"I think I'll go to the Mall,"he thinks.
And when he gets to the Mall's Food Court...
"Young Man," says this Lady,
"You have beautiful eyes and
a really strong chin...
You must do Modeling!" she guesses.
"Naw, I am a Dentist!" he admits.
"Well, I'm terrified of Dentists," says the Lady,
I had a bad experience once!"
So,
HSR gives her a business card, and says,
"I specialize in Dentophobias...
Gimme a call one day,
if you'd like!"
Now,
the Lady just rolls her eyes and leaves!
Now he walks through Macy's...
"Hello, Sir,
May I
take your measurements?" a Sales Lady asks.
"What do you need them for, may I ask," he asks.
"To salivate over them...no...just to
try a nice suit on you!...
...You're a dashing Man, you know!
and, Mmmm...
you smell nice!...what's the
name of your cologne?" asks the Lady.
And he says, "I didn't put on any!...you
might call it "Eau de Sweat!"
Now,
the Lady giggles a lot
and bats her eyes, and says,
If you ever need a
suit,
I'd Love to wrap you up in one!"
So, Doll HSR
walks back to
the Food Court to
get a bite to eat...
"Hollywood, is that you?" asks this
woman.
"Wait...are you Jenna?" he asks...
"Yes, I am!... and I'm still waiting for that
good stuff that
you promised me in High School!...
Instead, you got with that
cloth and clay girl named
Rebecca Kerin!
She thinks that she's "All That!"
And she is!...
but...
Well, any way...
Here's my number!" says Jenna.
Now, HSR passes by a Kung Fu School
"Hi there young Lady," Hollywood asks,
"are you a Kung Fu Expert?"
"I practice Kung Fu, but I
am still learning!" she says.
"Well, how long have you been doing it?" he asks.
"At least 15 years," she admits.
"Well, can you beat up a big
football linebacker?" he asks...
"I may not need to...the linebacker and I might even become...
the best of friends!" sages the Lady!
"Well, do you give lessons? he asks.
"Only if you are ready to work the hardest that
you have ever worked in your life!" warns the Lady.
"I'm going to need to
think about that one!" reacts Hollywood.
Then,
while on the move,
Dr. Report gets whistled at by a group of pretty
sisters!
while on the move,
Dr. Report gets whistled at by a group of pretty
sisters!
And further down the street
he spots a store
and decides to go inside for
"a little fun!"
so he walks in,
and there's a crystal ball
on a table, and some chairs...
and a woman sultrily slinks in an takes a seat
across from him.
"Good Day, Sir!
You would like some information?"
"Yes, I would" he says...
"You do realize that you may leave of your own free will
at any time?"
"Yes, I do!" he says, "I'd also like to know what's
going to happen to me tonight!"
"Well," says the Fortune Teller,
"Right off, you may meet
a beautiful someone
that you may not be able to resist!"
"However you must be careful...or
you will
be overtaken by her charm and wit!"
"Tell me, Miss Teller," asks HSR,
"I'm ready now...but... Is that such a bad thing?"
And she responds, "Only if you like doing things, but
you don't know why!" she completes.
Then, that Lady leaves,
and another Woman comes in
and she asks,
"Sir, would you like to be a "New Man?"
And he says, "Yes!"
"Then,
look deep into my eyes," she commands.
And when HSR does, he sees
a question...
in search of an answer!
"Sir...would you like for me to be your best friend?" asks the Woman.
"Only if I can be your best friend," he smiles!
"Have you ever experienced the
"Gaia" of your mind...
where...
you are interconnected
with all?"
"I'd Love to try!" confesses HSR.
Well, now...when I
snap my finger,
your Spiritual Flood Gates will open!...Are you Ready?"
"Yes!" pronounces HSR...
Now,
she snaps her finger...
and...
"Gaia" pervades the whole store!
and...
...the next morning!...
The Woman snaps her finger and
Hollywood opens his eyes
and boy!...
does he ever feel so reinvigorated
as he wakes up to the sight
of the two Beautiful Smiling Ladies!
And this Lady asks,
"How do you
feel, Sir?"
"I feel like making another appointment
with you two...
...ASAP!
The "Gaia" gives My Mind a
Sharpness and clarity!"
cries
Hollywood...
And she replies, "Let's see how
soon we can fit you in!"
By Ralph C. Winge, D.D.S. USC Dental SchoolFor all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.
