Friday, June 17, 2022

Wild And Crazy Stories From The World's First Metaverse Dentist!...Part 1...

 


"Wow!...

...This here is 

Bigger...

...and Better...

...than Life!"










Hi there!...I am a duly Licensed and Practicing Dentist 

in the Real World...


...And this is an amazing time to be alive!


'Dipping my toes' 

in the 'Technological Ocean,'...

...I am going to 

'break free'

and...

do Dentistry...

...in the 

Metaverse!


I'm planning to have a nice 

Dental Office, with a fish

tank and all. and I will offer the latest

and best treatments to 


my Patients!



Hopefully, I will have a


 thriving practice and

will be known throughout the Metaverse!


Now, I know that the Metaverse is still in its infancy,

and things need to be worked out so that there

won't be...many different smaller Metaverses, 

but

'One Big One' 

to 


'connect Everything!'



Today, I am going to get started

in Dentistry by beta-testing

my voyage using the 'EuroMerica' Metaverse Platform...



 
So, 

for an Immersive Experience,

I am donning my 

VR Goggles now...and...wallah!


...I'm now my own Avatar!



"Let's get this Show... 


...on the Road!


In prepping for this milestone adventure,

I have some questions like,

will we have regular digital sunrises

and 

sunsets, and 

will I sleep for 7 hours

and will there still be COVID,

and can anyone be a Dentist,

and will I get paid in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies?



So, the first thing I will do is

walk to my office, which is

just a couple of blocks away,

although

I can use other means of travel

in this


'Magical World!'



But, before I start my Journey,

I think back to some early


Digital Games!...




...And even some of the


newer 


ones!...




Now,

I still have to

wrap my head around the fact that 

I can

do all of my activities in the Metaverse...while...

...safely on my couch at home!


I sorta like the fact that Users 

can share these many

digital experiences, many of them happy 


and 


reaffirming, while 

other versions maybe 'unexpected' 


and even 


frightening!


I'm wearing some


Haptic Feedback gear, which has

technologically


...Come a long Way!





In Reality, I'll have on 

Haptic Armor


But I'll appear as VR Cool!"


...And control the Narrative 


in Real Time!





"Okay!...On with the gear!...

...And Here...


...We Go!...




Now, 

I punch in some Parameters,

on the screens,

along with some


Default Settings...


And Next...


"Oh Wow!

This is...


'Illuminating!'




"Wait!...What's... 


happening around me!


Surprised again, I now

am approaching 


My Destination!



And while on my way, 

I see to the side


something that could only happen in the MV.




And on the other side,

things look as bad as in


'Real Reality!'





Now...OMGosh...

further down the street.

I come upon something

that needs handling...


Quickly and Discreetly!




And this Viewer from the side says...

"OMGosh!...Who is...


...That Man!"




Then...suddenly, I find myself

walking in the rain with


an Umbrella!



Then... moving


right along...


...Out of Nowhere...

I encounter


...a Mob!...And I 


get Tased!...

But Wait!...Now I appear in another Reality...


...detached from the first!...

...and ask myself,


"Who did that?"?"




Then, 

a woman appears 


and says,

"If you don't want to walk 

like them


You must go through 


That Door...


Now!"...




Then...another Input from the Metaverse Ether chimes in,

"Sir...You must change your Narrative, and 

get back to who


You really are!... And You have The Key...Now open the Door!




So now,

I go down some hallways

in the Dental

Office


Building.




And a door comes up to me(?)...and...

...Now, I

put the


key in the door, and unlock it...





And...when I walk into 

what I think is 

the Waiting Room...


...quite to my surprise...


...Is a Real...Unmentionable!"



Taking off my goggles, 

I say, "I gotta take...


...a Break!"




But you can bet 

that

after a little while...

I will Log



Back In!...


...And see what happens 

...next... 


...in my...

...Metaverse Dental Office!














Love Toothbrush®                                      


















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Friday, June 10, 2022

"Oh No!...A New...And Terrible...Oral Subvariant Species...Of...'carious predatorus wingeulus'...Has Just Been Identified!*....






 "Some People Say That I 'Suck At My Job'...But...

...Where I'm From...



It's An Advantage!"














Attack of the Microbes





"This is how We Do It!...


...Nonstop!"






















You can call it...

'DNAs One Night Stand!'"














"It gets Hot in here every time they

drink Tea!"


















Love Toothbrush®       
















"Welcome!...And I'll...

See You at the Afterparty!"

















"This is not going to

hit Earth, right?"






















Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land...



Someone left the 

Butterfly Cage open!

















Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...

...Now...it's Overtime!



















Dental Hygiene Wars




"This is for all of

My Fallen Comrades!"








I Love My


Friday Nights!







Will the 

Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences

be the first 


Metaverse Dental School?











































May you have many...

...Smiles!









Love Toothbrush®                                      












The Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences
The Winge Cyber/Virtual Dental School
We're Turning Dentistry Upside Down!
The Dentist Who Loves You Back
The Weekly Dental Entertainment Program
The Second Life DentistThe World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids





For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.





Friday, June 3, 2022

These New USC Dental School Graduates* Are Using Their Degrees...To Do...Some...'Unusual Things!'...

  




Hip Hip Hooray!...New Graduates!...

You earned it!


Didn't those four years pass by too quickly?...



Yes!...It's 


...'Celebration Time!'


Now...the overwhelming majority of these

shiny-new Dentists will be 

knee-deep in the

'Bread and Butter'

delivery


of Dental 


Services,

but there are some,

whose identities have been changed for Privacy,

who will be 

studying, treating, and discovering

the Dentitions of 

many 'non-Human Life Forms,'

of the past, present, and

...Future!







Take

Arafaa from Pakistan


She will devote a lot

of her time to 

the prevention, diagnosis and treatment

of diseases, conditions and disorders

seen in

Veterinary


Dentistry. She looks forward to

becoming 'Good Friends' with

many


Farm Animals


and 


the like!





Now, Lars from Sweden


wants to dive straight into

studying Dental Archeology,

or the teeth of Prehistoric Fossils

of both the homo family 


and of 


dinosaurs!


You see, as a child he 

participated in 

'Fossil Digs,'

and


he actually unearthed a real


T-Rex Tooth!  And since then,

he's been hooked on

the evolution of the

'Mechanisms of Mastication!'

And, of course, he likes


Dinosaur Movies!

He's also fascinated by the

dino-birds


of


ages past.










Aminatta, from Mali,


will be studying

the teeth of different species of


Bats and how they

evolved


according to their locations and 


their favorite foods!


Plus, she will find time

to up-close research 

crocodylidae species

all over the World, 

carefully,

of course!




And lastly, as far as we know,

Julius, from Compton, California


is eager to gain more knowledge 

about the teething

patterns of 


sharks,

and the comparative anatomy

of the mouths of

the

snakes of

The World!




So, with these fine Professionals,

and the other Dentists, 

enriching the Knowledge Bases of the Mouths 

and Teeth of the

many Zoological Species of the World,

let the


Investigations begin!























The Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences
The Winge Cyber/Virtual Dental School
We're Turning Dentistry Upside Down!
The Dentist Who Loves You Back
The Weekly Dental Entertainment Program
The Second Life DentistThe World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids





For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.