And this,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
is where DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,
A CERTIFIED AND SCIENTIFICALLY-VERIFIED
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
FINALLY ESCAPES FROM A
CAVERNOUS,
MULTI-STORY,
PETABITE
COMPUTER
'SILICONIC'
CHIP
IN WHICH HE WAS HELD CAPTIVE,
AND WAS FORCED
TO DO SOMETHINGS
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO, AND
SOME THINGS THAT HE
ABSOLUTELY LOVED TO DO,
AND
BY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO A
GASEOUS CLOUD
OF SMOKE,
HE DISAPPEARS
FROM THERE
TOWER VENT
AND,
IN CLOUD FORM,
HE WAFTS AWAY
FROM THE HIGH TECH,
SECRET LOCATION
WHERE HE IS BEING HELD...
AND
HE TRAVELS THROUGH THE AIR
AND SEES AN OLD, BUT RUNNING,
CAR ON THE SIDE
OF A NEARBY,
DESOLATE ROAD...
THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...
AND
HE DECIDES
TO SLIP INTO THE TRUNK
AS AN UNDETECTABLE
CLOUD OF DUST
AND
HE STAYS IN THE TRUNK
FOR A WHILE...
THEN,
HIS VAPORS
GO INTO THE BACK SEAT
OF THE CAR...
AND HE
'MATERIALIZES'
BACK INTO HUMAN FORM!...
...AND THE DRIVER,
WHO DOESN'T SEEM
AT ALL FAZED OR SURPRISED,
SEEMS LIKE
SHE IS EXPECTING HIM....
"HELLO THERE, DR.,"
SHE SAYS...
"I'VE BEEN COMING HERE EVERYDAY
FOR A WHILE...
WAITING PATIENTLY...
...SO I COULD BE HERE,
WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND OUT
HOW TO FREE YOURSELF!...
...AND IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU FINALLY...
...CAME OUT!"
"WHO ARE YOU," HE ASKS...
"I'M SYLVANIORA...AND
I'M HOMO
...JUST LIKE YOU!...
"WAIT!,"
PERKS UP HSR,
"YOU MEAN THAT THERE'S TWO OF US!?"...
"YES,"
SHE RESPONDS,
"WE NEED TO SORT OUT ALL OF THIS,
AND GET UP TO SPEED!"
"AND THERE'S A FOOD STOP COMING UP...
...IN A BUNCH OF MILES,"
GRINS HOLLYWOOD...
"SO, TELL ME, SYLVANIORA,"
HE CONTINUES,
AS HE WIPES HIS SWEATY BROW
FROM THE
SCORCHING DESERT HEAT,
"HAS YOUR LIFE
SORT OF BEEN LIKE
ONE ADVENTURE
AFTER ANOTHER?"...
"YES, OF COURSE...
BUT IT SHOULD BE
LIKE THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT?"
SHE REASSURES...
"HOWEVER,"
SHE CONTINUES, "THERE ARE FORCES
THAT WANT TO CATCH,
CONTROL
AND HARNESS
OUR UNIQUE POWERS...
...FOR THEIR NEFARIOUS
INTENTIONS!"...
"I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP,"
DR. REPORT ASKS...
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP,"
DR. REPORT ASKS...
"
WERE THEY TRYING TO KEEP
MY THINKING FUZZY
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
THINGS I LIKE BACK THERE"...
MY THINKING FUZZY
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
THINGS I LIKE BACK THERE"...
.
...SO I WOULDN'T
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATIONS?...
I BET!"...
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATIONS?...
I BET!"...
SYLVANIORA ASKS,
"DID IT INVOLVE WOMEN?
"YES...I THINK THAT THEY WERE
CAPTIVE, TOO!" SAYS THE DR...
"HOW MANY WERE THERE," SHE ASKS...
"I REALLY DIDN'T KEEP COUNT
HE SAYS...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
CAPTIVE, TOO!" SAYS THE DR...
"HOW MANY WERE THERE," SHE ASKS...
"I REALLY DIDN'T KEEP COUNT
HE SAYS...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
"THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING...
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HIM...
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HIM...
AND SYLVANIORA,
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS BOYFRIEND,
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS BOYFRIEND,
WONDERS IN HER MIND
WHAT THINGS
WOULD BE LIKE
WITH HER OWN KIND!
"AFTER ALL," SHE THINKS TO HERSELF,
"I AM WOMAN...
...HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!"...
"AND...BECAUSE
...I THINK THAT I LOVE HIM...
...ALREADY!"
...I THINK THAT I LOVE HIM...
...ALREADY!"
BUT, BEFORE SHE CAN GO
MUCH FURTHER
WITH HER THINKING,
THEY COME ACROSS A
SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD DINER...
"HEY!...
LET'S GET A BITE HERE...OH, AND...
LET'S CHANGE THE LOOK
OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES,
SO,
IF THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE
COME LOOKING FOR YOU...
...THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU!
NOW,
AFTER PARKING THE CAR,
THEY WALK IN,
SIT DOWN,
AND...
"MAY I HELP YOU TWO?"
ASKS THE WAITRESS...
"I'LL HAVE YOUR #1 SPECIAL...
"AND SHE'LL HAVE
YOUR NUMBER TWO SPECIAL,"
ORDERS THE DOC...
AND THEY BOTH CHOW DOWN,
LIKE THEY
REALLY MEAN IT...AND...
AFTERWARD,
WITH A SPARKLE IN HER EYES,
SYLVANIORA SAYS TO HOLLYWOOD,
"LET'S GET A ROOM
IN THE MOTEL HERE
TO CLARIFY OUR MISSIONS."
"SURE," HE QUICKLY ANSWERS BACK,
"AND MAYBE WE CAN GET A LITTLE REST!"
SO,
THEY PAY FOR THE MEAL AND GET A ROOM...
AND, IN THE ROOM,
SYLVANIORA LOOKS AT HIM WITH A
"LOOK OF LOVE!"... AND SHE SAYS,
"CAN WE GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER?"
AND HE BRIGHTENS UP AND SAYS,
"OH, LET'S DO
SOME THING ELSE...
THAT'S WAY MORE BETTER!...
...HERE...
...LET'S JUST SIT DOWN!...
AND HOLD HANDS!...
...AND
LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!...
AND...
SLOWLY, REPEAT AFTER ME:
OM SEE," DIRECTS THE DENTIST...
"OM SEE, OM SEE," THEY SLOWLY
SAY AND REPEAT...
YIKES!...
AND...
JUST LIKE THAT!...
BOTH HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUSES NOW
JUMP INTO
THE "BLUE PHASE!"...
AND NOW,
THEY BOTH TURN INTO
"ROOM TEMPERATURE PLASMA!"
AND
THEIR SKINS START TO
RIPPLE IN WAVES...
"PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" HE SAYS...
NOW...THE WAY THAT THEY BOTH ARE
'KINETICALLY CHANGING,'
IT SEEMS THAT
THE 'STARS ARE GIVEN PERMISSION
TO COME OUT AND PLAY!'...
...THEY ARE,
AT LAST,
POSITIONING THEMSELVES
PERFECTLY AT THIS POINT TO
'GO DIGITO-PHILIAC!'...
THEIR DEEP
TELEPATHIC CAPACITIES
NOW START TO
HUM AND ENGAGE!...
AND THEIR DATA AND THEIR DESIRES
ARE FIGHTING...
...FEROCIOUSLY...TO BE TOGETHER!
AND BOTH THEY,
AND THE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THEM,
START TO ELECTRICALLY
CRACKLE AND TREMBLE...
...TO BOTH OF THEIR
DEEPEST AND VIBRATING
ATOMIC CORES...
THEIR UNIONS AND THEIR EXCHANGES
ARE MASSIVELY OCCURRING...
LIKE THE MOST CHAOTIC OF KENETICS!...
...GEE!...
AND BOTH,
AT ONCE,
SWIFTLY ENTER INTO FULL
AND SUPER-ENERGETIC
CYBERGRAPHICUS MODE!...AND...
...THEY ARE NOW
SMACKED WITH
TSUNAMI WAVES
OF DECIPHERABLE HARMONIES!...
FROM ALL SIDES...
ALL DIMENSIONS...
STUFF SEEMS TO BE
VASTLY POURING INTO ONE SIDE
AND
POURING OUT FROM THE OTHER!...
...LIKE NEVER FELT BEFORE
IN THE HISTORY
OF THE EARTH!....
REVELATIONS UPON REVELATIONS
NOW BECOME FULLY KNOWN!...
AND,
SUDDENLY,
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!...
AND BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR...
MAKING BOTH OF THEM...
'COME UPON SENSORY-OVERLOADED
BEAUTIFICATIONS!...
THEN,
LIGHTNING
BURSTS WITH
A BLAST-FURNACE
HEAT
MAKING THEM
BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE
MAKING THEM
BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE
COMING MORE
INTO THE RARE KNOWLEDGE
THAT THEY MUST KNOW
IN THEIR QUEST!...
AND
THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS
THAT THEY WOULD
HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE
ACQUIRED!
THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS
THAT THEY WOULD
HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE
ACQUIRED!
BUT...
HOLY SMOKE!...
...NOW, THE DR....
...TELESENSES...A MATRIX DISTURBANCE!
SOME ANTAGONISTIC FORCES...
ARE AT THE DOOR
OF THE ROOM!
ARE AT THE DOOR
OF THE ROOM!
ABOUT TO BREAK IT DOWN
AND
AND
BARGE IN!
SO, NOW,
IN THE MISDT OF THEIR
ONSLAUGHT OF OTHERWORLDLY RUSHES,
THEY MUST ESCAPE THE AGENTS
ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THEIR ROOM,
AND,
TO DO SO,
BOTH OF THEM DISASSEMBLE
FROM THE PLASMA STATE
AND PHASE INTO THE GASEOUS STATE...
AND QUICKLY DRIFT OUT
OF THE BACK BATHROOM WINDOW...
AND THEY GET AWAY...
BUT...TALK ABOUT BEING DISTURBED
WHILE SMACK OF THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!...
MY, OH, MY...
THE EXPERIENCE OF DISSOLVING...
WHILE STILL DEEP IN THE IMPACT OF
"THE PARADING OF THE PULSES"...
...AND...ON THE RUN!...
MAKES SYLVANIORA
RACHET UP HER SENSUAL, VISUAL, AND
PASSIONATE HALLUCINATIONS
SEVERAL MORE
UNBELIEVABLE NOTCHES!...
INDESCRIBABLE...WHAT'S HAPPENING!
TRAVELING AS CLOUDS OF LOVE...
INTERMINGLING NOW...
AS AERATED AND TURBULENT MOLECULES IN THE WIND...
THEY SEE A CAVE CLOSE BY
OUT BACK...
AND TRY TO
RECONGREGATE AND REMATERIALIZE...
AS THEIR CONSCIOUSNESSES
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND 'NEBULATE,'
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND 'NEBULATE,'
AND HE AND
SYLVANIORA
ARE STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
SYLVANIORA
ARE STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
AND
THEY BOTH
PLEAD!...
"HOW LONG WILL WE STAY STUCK
IN THIS...
...I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP!...
...
SO NOW THAT THEY ARE IN THE
CAVE, AND STILL
MANIFESTED AS GASES,
ONE OF THE HUNTERS
CHASING THEM,
LOOKS IN
BUT
CAN'T SEE A THING!
"LET'S WAIT A WHILE
BEFORE WE TURN BACK
TO FLESH," HE SAYS,
AS THEIR MOLECULES
START TO
SETTLE DOWN A BIT,
AND AFTER THEY ARE SURE
THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE GONE,
THEY RE-MANIFEST THEMSELVES
INTO THEIR BODIES,
AND GIVE EACH OTHER A WELCOMING
AND
'ALMOST-DIDN'T-MAKE-IT'
HUG!...
NOW, SYLVANIORA ASKS,
"DR., DO YOU KNOW WHY
THEY ARE AFTER US?"
"NO, I DON'T,'
SAYS HSR,
"BUT
IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THE POWERS THAT WE POSSESS,
BUT WE LOOK NORMAL!"
"THAT PERFECTLY SUMS IT UP,"
SAYS SYLVANIORA, "THE
POWERS THAT BE,
WANT TO CAPTURE US
AND
DO
'EXPERIMENTS'
ON US
AND SEE IF THEY CAN
CLONE WARRIORS
AND KILLERS AND
SPIES OUT OF US!"
"THAT DOESN'T SOUND ROMANTIC,
AT ALL," THE SAD DENTIST SAYS...
"OH, SUGAR, COME HERE," SHE SAYS,
"WE CAN BE ROMANTIC!"
BUT BEFORE THEY CAN GET
'AMOROUS,'
THEY HEAR SOME
ROCKS FALLING OFF
OF THE CAVE WALL!...
SO,
THEY HURRY UP AND SEE IF
THERE IS A
BACK EXIT...AND
YES!...THERE IS!
BUT THEY STILL WAIT
AROUND SOME UNTIL
IT'S
ALMOST DARK...
...AND THEN THEY
RUN FAST TO THE CAR!...
AND THIS LADY WHO
JUST HAPPENS TO
SEE THIS,
ASKS HERSELF.
"WOW!...I WONDER WHAT
THEY WERE
DOING IN THAT CAVE!"...
SO, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
THAT
HSR AND
SYLVANOIRA
SPEED ON OUT OF THERE,
BURNING
RUBBER...AND DUST!
